Spain Strikes OutSpain: Hola Romano!
Cleverbot: Como estas?
Spain: ¿Bueno y usted?
Spain: Muy Beuno~ Glad to hear that my little tomate~.
Cleverbot: Taxes are very complicated. So are penguins.
Spain: Si taxes are muy complicated... I don't think penguins are though.
Cleverbot: I don't think about it much, either, but recently I have.
Spain: Hm... Well I guess you would. I mean you are part of Italy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How old are you?
Spain: Yes you are Romano... Your full name is Italy Romano, and you know how old I am.
Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.
Spain: No I'm not. Wait... Who are you if you're not Romano?
Cleverbot: I am Julie.
Spain: Oh... I'm sorry Julie... I didn't know I was talking to a pretty chica~.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure where Clay went. Have you tried looking for him?
Spain: Eh? I know no Clay. Do you?
Cleverbot: You know too much about me.
Spain: Que? B-but we just started talking. I don't even know what your favorite color is tesoro.
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 1 Deciding a while ago that you would work with animals you went to the shelter near by to help out. You were always fond of cat's and dogs the most. They always were there for people no matter what. So why shouldn't they have people who cared for them when they were waiting to get good homes? Today was your first day so you were shown around to where you would get the cleaning supplies, where to walk the dogs, and other things that were needed. Being new you worked with the puppies. These were the fastest to go so there weren't many to work with. Which was perfect considering you were a mess with remembering everything you were told.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
Spike, a little beagle puppy who seemed to take a shine to you kept jumping at the cage all ready for you to pick him up. Such a little scamp he was. His parents owner couldn't keep him and his brother Tony. They were two cute dogs but just couldn't find homes. Tony, unlike Spike, was a very calm and lazy pup. He was probabl
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 4 Five months had passed, it was now the middle of July and time to head to the beach. Isabella had been wanting to go to the beach with you and her brother for quite some time. You had to admit, going to the beach sounded kind of fun. Though you didn't really find much interesting there since you didn't really have anyone to go with. With Abel and Isabella in tow, heading their sounded about as fun as your favorite activity. Which ever that may be, it was going to be one fun day at the beach.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 42 years ago in Settings More Like This
One of the main reasons you wanted the day to begin was because Bella had been talking about it for months. She kept bringing it up, asking what swimsuit you'd wear, if you two should match, what foods you liked, what ice cream you liked, what towel you'd bring; just about every thing under the sun she asked you. Then she'd ask you which day was best. You told her one that wasn't windy. She nodded but every day you'd hear about the trip and the plan and all the questions s
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 3 It had been a long month of work and enjoying your time with the cat. Elizaveta had come over to your house bringing another cat along that was going to be adopted soon. She was taking care of it personally since it had an injury. So while Berwald played with the little kitten, more like the kitten messed with him while he napped, you and Elizaveta got some things for Berwald's birthday. You figured he deserved some kind of little kitty party or something. He'd put up with your shenanigans for a long time and it was time to give back. So you and Elizaveta were out picking up a nice salmon for him to eat and birthday decorations. You two even bought him gifts as well, as if he was a little kid more then just a house pet.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 32 years ago in Settings More Like This
"I'm sure he'll be so surprised by this! This will be the first time anyone has celebrated his birthday." Elizaveta cooed as she pushed the bags over her shoulder. You smiled at her as the two of you walked back home.
"Do you think he'll hide
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 2 It had been about a week and everything seemed fine. Berwald actually decided to look around your house, letting curiosity guide him about. Of coarse, this only happened on the fifth day. Otherwise he stayed close to you no matter what. When you went off to school, you'd see him looking out the window and watching you leave. While once you got back he'd be at the door to walk with you and listen to how your day had gone. He always stayed by your side, but never in your feet. Respecting your distance but keeping close to watch you intently. He was an odd endearing cat. You were sure that if he could, he'd be fallowing at your heels during school and glaring at the people who bullied you. Today you decided to bring him to the shelter with you. You didn't want to leave him waiting for you after having gone to school all of those days. He at least deserved a bit more time with you instead of waiting for you to come home.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 22 years ago in Romance More Like This
To your sudden surp
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 1 After High School all your friends were gone. Each one headed out to do their own thing while you stayed near to home. Anyone else who was still around are too busy to hang out with you. Sure you had facebook, tumblr, and even Skype to talk to them and make new friends, but your mother always annoyed you with going out and making friends on your own. You sighed as you placed the large chair where you wanted it. You had just moved out with the help of your parents. For 6 months they would pay for your expenses until you got a job of your own and were able to pay for it yourself. It was a small apartment that you called your own. Every room connected together by a door. Sure it wasn't too awesome, but it let you have pets. So your mom could come over with a pet of yours for a bit before going home.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 13 years ago in Settings More Like This
A knock at your door disturbed your thoughts. So you headed to the door and looked through the peep hole. It was a girl with green eyes and short blonde hair. You opened the door to he
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 5 It was now April by now. Everything had gone smoothly for a long while now. Sure there was the mishaps between Abel and Matthias but the two would find a somewhat common ground. That, or Isabella would plead with Abel to calm down. This however made Matthias a bit too cocky when he was in the store. Letting things drop in front of Abel making him pick it up. Which he usually got scolded for by you. It was just another day at work, it was cloudy outside and it would drizzle from time to time but otherwise you were alright with the weather. You weren't working in it after all.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 52 years ago in Settings More Like This
The bell went off signalling that another customer had come into the shop. "Hello~ Welcome to Plant Wonders." you said giving a sweet smile to the person.
"Why thank you love." said a British sounding voice.
Seeing the man up close you could make out a lot of his features. He had shaggy blonde hair, bright grass green eyes, and very VERY thick eyebrows. You had to kind of blush at the guys way of than
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 2 It had been about 3 months now since you had seen that big fluffy cat. Never seeing him once during that whole time made you a little fearful but you had faith in the little fluffy fellow. No news is good news, right? In either case you were heading off to work once again. It was raining today, nothing too big but it put a damper on your spirits. Though once you got inside the cozy little shop you were elated again.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 22 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Hello, I'm here." you announced letting the people who owned the shop know you were in.
Unlike each time you announced yourself present, this time you had received no response. The door was open and the lights were on, yet no one seemed to be here. Suddenly you heard a crash from the back of the store where the flowers were kept. You ran quickly there only to slow down when you saw Able glaring at a table. There you saw a broken pot along with a lot of water dripping everywhere.
"Abel! Did you catch the little rascal yet?" Isabella asked coming out from where you h
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 4 It had been about two weeks later since the little mishap during the large tom's birthday. Sadly, no matter what you did, he wouldn't go near you or let you touch him. He'd quickly dart out from under the bed before your alarm rang and do what he needed to do. Sometimes he'd be too lazy and not wake up before you. That's when you'd find him eating the food you gave him and some water. There was even a small, yet hilarious time when you stood by the litter box and waited for him to come out. After finishing his business he crept out before quickly turning his head to you to give one of his dramatic glares before sprinting away into your room only to meet the door to said room before hand. You felt so bad for him but even then when you walked over to try and pick him up, he ran and fled under the bed.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 41 year ago in Romance More Like This
This was the normal thing between the two of you. He'd avoid you at all costs, letting you see only glimpses of his
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 3 It had only been about two and a half weeks since you had kept the large Norwegian Forest Cat. He was always rambunctious. Getting into things you asked him not to, especially the stuff you scolded him.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 32 years ago in Settings More Like This
Once you made waffles he tottered over to take a bite and you put him down on the ground telling him no. This of coarse made him pout, bending his ears back and flicking his tail. In only five seconds he jumped right onto the food scaring you while he got his paws sticky with syrup and peanut butter. Such a mess. He did clean himself up though, complaining when you threw the rest of it away and made toast instead. How could he or you eat it when his thick fur covered the sticky food? You of coarse told him that if he tried going after it he'd not be happy about the results. So in defiance he sat the whole day next to trashcan, crouched, and pissed. Such a quiet day that had been for you. Quiet... and boring.
Though when you woke today it was the
Adopting Strays (Neko!Nordics X Reader)Adopting Strays (Neko!Nordics X Reader)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
[A/N: Sort of long, just a warning]
You were walking down the street, extremely cheery. Your job was doing very well, so you moved out of your terrible apartment into a nice house! Your friends were often preoccupied with work or college Though you wouldn't admit it, you were lonely. Yes, even the great (f/n) (l/n) needs people! You sighed, running a hand though your silky (h/c) hair before you heard faint meows coming from an alley you were passing. Since there were a lot of people around, you decided to investigate and what you found shocked you.
"Meow...meow...meow," A huge box turned to its side which contained a tiny white kitten with a black circle around one ear and light purple eyes. You gave a soft aw before bending down to observe it; you absolutely adored cats! Then you heard a hiss... no, LOTS of hisses
(RUN, BITCH, RUN). You looked around to find 4 other cats glaring at you and baring their teeth.
'They must be a family or something... What sh
Half-Cat!Sweden X ReaderHalf-Cat!Sweden X Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Does Sweden hate me?" you asked Finland with a down tone
"No! I don't think he hates anyone, at least, that I know of!" Tino explained
"He always avoids me and never talks to me. Did I do or say something to offend him?" you wondered
"Maybe, but he normally doesn't feel affected by insults" Tino continued
"Denmark curses at him and insults him for hours when he comes home drunk"
"Oh, I'm going to go apologize anyway, I wouldn't feel right if I didn't" you bid Finland farewell and began searching for Sweden.
Then you noticed a cat, a dark grey male sitting on the windowsill. You cautiously walked up to it. He turned to you and meowed, this cat had stern expression on it's face.
"Denmark, have you see Sweden?" you asked when you noticed the Dane laying on the couch.
He chuckled and looked at the cat for a moment, then back at you.
"Nope! Haven't seen Ber all day" he laughed and sipped his beer.
You picked up the cat and kept looking.
"I really hope I get the chance to apo
*Request* Mama!Neko!ReaderXChild!Neko!Nordic 5"Dammit, Denmark!" You hissed, (h/c) fur bristling. "What did I tell you about climbing on stools!?"*Request* Mama!Neko!ReaderXChild!Neko!Nordic 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The long haired orange-and-white kitten glanced down at you briefly from atop the wobbly stool. He turned his nose up at you.
"I'm the King! You can't tell me what to do!"
You growled, sitting down and forcing your fur to lie flat.
Your owner had left the house for a couple of days, leaving you to watch over your 5 adopted kits for the time being.
And they were a damn handful.
Denmark, the kit who you were currently busied with, was insanely obnoxious, and claimed to be 'King of the House'. Then there was Sweden, a dark gray kit with a white chest and the most soul piercing stare you had ever seen on a cat so young. Finland, the baby of the group, was a tan and white kit. He was a sweetheart, but a very fragile one. Norway, a large, long haired white kitten, didn't really give you any problems, but you had caught him attempting to strangle Denmark wit
Neko Norway x Blind reader. part 1.Neko Norway x Blind reader. part 1.2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I laid there my little brother wrapped up on my fur. Its been around 5 months since we were submitted into this stupid shelter and i wanted out. Well to be more exact i wanted Emil out, i did not care if i never got adopted! all i cared about was Emil being taken into a loving warm caring home, far away from this place.
"You sure you will be alright miss?"
My ears twitched as i heard the Greek talking. I guess someone was here to look at us.
"I am fine Mr Heracles just make sure i dont step on any of them."
Step on us? Why would this female step on us?!?
"Big brother what's going on."
I looked down at the little ball of fur hiding under my own. There was his violet ice blue eyes looking drowsily up at me.
"Just another human that is all."
"well here you are ma'am."
I looked up at felt my heart leap. The human walking into the open door was beautiful. She had long wavy (_) hair that looked like silk. She had the most beautiful face although her eyes were hidden behind her sun glasses. I
IcelandKitty x ReaderIcelandKitty x Reader3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And so you were left on your own to decide. You stuffed your hands into the pockets of your (__f/c__) hoodie, hands bushing against the treat you were saving for later. You shuffled about awkwardly for another minute before you made a decision: why not look at the kittens first? Your feet took you to the medium-sized pen, some of the cats watching you rather closely as you did so. It unnerved you a bit and you felt a twinge of relief when you were safely by Bella.
“So, you wanted to look at the kittens first?” She asked, curled lips adding brilliancy to her smile. You nodded hesitantly, feeling a bit too cliché going directly for the fuzzy, cute critters without paying as much attention to the adults. After all, kittens were adopted out pretty quickly while the adults had a much more difficult time. Bella seemed to notice your uneasiness and reassured you. “All of these fellas haven’t been here at the shelter too long. Actually, we had two cats adopted ye
Spider!Denmark x Reader ~ Spidey SensesYou unleashed Hanatamago and pat her head fondly. “Good girl! Time to go inside,” you cooed. She barked and climbed up the step to get to the front door, and proceeded to trot around the corner. After the door was opened and the dog was safely inside, you turned to grab the knob and shut the door but something terrifying stopped you.Spider!Denmark x Reader ~ Spidey Senses2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Someone was screaming bloody murder, as if they were being subjected to the most severe of all torture, and it took you a few moments to realize you were the one screaming. The giant spider crawled off of your foot and onto the carpet, and pattered alongside the wall. There was the sound of heavy steps, frantic movements, and oddly the clatter of something sharp being drug on the floor.
“STEP AWAY FROM THE WOMAN!” Five men rushed into the foyer, their gazes immediately landing on you. Your closest friend Mathias, who’d been the one to shout, had a battle axe slung over his shoulder. That explained the weird dragging noise from
Neko! Norway x Reader - Stubborn Kitty (Part 1?)Neko! Norway x Reader - Stubborn Kitty (Part 1?)2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Warning Status: (CONTAINS MAJOR EXPLOSIVE FLUFFYNESS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN T OLD. Not warned just told. )
Who wouldn't want a cute kitty? You certainly did! You've been begging your mom for a pet for a while now, though every time you wanted something she'd say “How about something *3more...erm..clean?...like a pet rock!” you would give her a blank look “..Mom...I can't feed or support a rock...let alone love it..”. That is how it would always end..with a rock. Who even had a pet rock?! Certainly none of the people you know! But, none of that mattered now, you were getting your very own kitten! Your very own cute and cuddly kitten...
~ At The Pet Shop! ~
“Mom! Aw!~ looooky!!! There all so cuutee!~” you squealed while looking at the cages that had many cats with attitudes..who knew cats had personality’s?! You skimmed through the cats that didn't have a sticker that said 'Sold!' in big red le
Owl!SwedenxReaderxOwl!FinlandOwl!SwedenxReaderxOwl!Finland2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You were walking in the park one day, watching the children play and enjoying the nice weather. As you passed a soccer field, you saw a group of kids playing and kicking the ball around. But the ball didn’t look like a ball. It looked dark, lumpy, and feathery. As one kid kicked it into the air, a wing popped out of its side. That wasn’t a ball, it was a bird! A large one at that. You ran in to the middle of the game and stopped all of the kids from kicking it.
“Hey Lady! Let us play our game!” one of the kids yelled at you.
You ignored him and bent down to examine the large bird. It was a Barred Owl, its brown and grey feathers all ruffled and it’s white feather-rimmed eyes were closed. You hoped it wasn’t too late. Suddenly, they opened, revealing beautiful, scared, blue eyes. It gave a frightened squawk and began flapping its wings, trying to get away. You removed your over shirt, leaving you in a (f/c) tank top and gently picked it up, wrapping y
Love is blind - Naga! Sweden x Blind! Reader"Come on Ber! Tell uss where you go every day!" Mathis pestered Berwald again. Berwald shook his head.Love is blind - Naga! Sweden x Blind! Reader2 years ago in Personal More Like This
"Pleasse tell me?" Tino slithered up to him.
"Sstay out of my business," he glared and slithered off. Yes they were nagas, and Berwald had a secret. Usually he would tell every thing to his best friend, Tino, but when it came to her, he would take no chances. He quickly made his way through the forest and to its edge, stopping behind the tree line and looking out at a lone willow tree in a field of flowers. He saw her out line, his heart skipped a beat and slithered from behind the trees going to her.
"What iss he doing? He'ss vulnerable out there!" Tino hissed softly, watching his friend go out into the opening.
"Shhh!" Mathis hissed at Tino, "there'ss a human out there!" Mathis climbed a tree to get a better view of what was happening.
(Y/n) heard rustling in the
Neko! Nordics x Child! Reader: Neko Brothers Pt1Neko! Nordics x Child! Reader: Neko Brothers Pt12 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
This is a sequel to "Nordics x Child! Reader: Real Family" & "Nordics x Child! Reader: Night Time Adventure" please read those if you have not so you know where this story stands. Thank you and I hope you enjoy ^^
“Damn Dane!” Norway hissed. “I’m going to kill you!”
“You always say that.”
“This time I mean it!”
“How was this my fault anyway?” Denmark wanted to know.
“I’m sure you had something to do with it.” Norway told him.
“Would you two stop fighting?” Finland asked more worried about the problem at hand. “We need to fix this.”
The Nordics had a bit of an accident. Long story short they all were in the basement when two of Norway’s potions got mixed that shouldn’t have and now the five Nordic males were cats.
“Fine I have a book up in my room that might have a spell or something I can use.”
“Fine let’s do this
~Playing with fire~ *Kitty!Iceland X Reader*~Playing with fire~~Playing with fire~ *Kitty!Iceland X Reader*2 years ago in Romance More Like This
*Kitty!Iceland X Reader*
'If we get together
Now we burn this place down'
The female swirled her locks lazily onto her index,the passive air surrounding her mocking the Icelander greatly. It was just a matter of time before the two were to get into a fight,as the silvery haired boy's eye twitched in anticipation.
"Meh!" (Name) sighed,ruffling her hair a little bit,before stretching and boredly hanging her head onto the edge of the sofa.
"Well,excuse me I can't entertain you,princess!" Emil broke the silence,his light eyebrows furrowed together as his liliach coloured eyes had a certain spark in them.
"You can't! Keeping your mouth shut adds to my bored state,you iceberg!" the (h/c) retorted,dismissing the fuming blonde with the gentle flutter of her hand.
"Iceberg?! Aren't you a brilliant one?" he sarcastically asked,jumping from his comfy place onto the love seat.
"I don't even know what Lukas sees in you! You're just an average,tight minded girl!"
Sweden x Reader: Bodyguard Part 4 (End)You didn't stray far from Berwald after your confrontation with Ivan Braginsky. After a few days you passed through Slovakia and finally entered Hungary, and you were able to breathe a sigh of relief. You'd been told that Hungary was a strong enough country that Ivan hadn't been able to invade it. You wouldn't be seeing him anymore.Sweden x Reader: Bodyguard Part 4 (End)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You wondered how long Berwald was going to stay at Elizabeta's. Hopefully you'd be able to spend a bit more time with him; you had grown rather fond of him after all the times he saved your butt.
You walked across the familiar rolling hills near Elizabeta's house. When you spotted her house, you said “We made it!” and ran through a field. Berwald trailed silently after you. Elizabeta greeted you at her front door with a hug and then ushered you both inside.
She grabbed Berwald's hand and shook it emphatically, apparently unfazed by his stoic expression. “Thank you so much for bringing _____ h
Half-Cat!Denmark X ReaderHalf-Cat!Denmark X Reader3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Matthias!!!" you called out for the Danish man and scanned around the house for him.
"Hey Emil, where'd Matthias go?" you asked Iceland as he was sipping coffee and reading a newspaper.
"Not suppose to tell" he answered blankly.
You shrugged and kept looking until you bumped into something. You looked up to see Berwald.
"Sorry Berwald! Have you seen Matthias anywhere?" you asked the large Swedish man.
"N'pe. H'v'n't s''n h'm 'll d'y (Nope. Haven't seen him all day)" Sweden grunted
"Thanks" you smiled and walked off. You peeked into Tino's workshop.
"Hi Tino! Have you seen Matthias at all?" you asked nicely
"Oh, Hi (y/n)! I'm sorry, I've been in here working all day for Christmas. Haven't seen him." He explained
"Thanks Tino! I appreciate it!" you bid him farewell
"Good luck finding him!" He called after you
You peeked into Matthias' room and saw a fluffy orange and white cat sitting on his bed. He meowed and looked at you. You cooed and picked him up
"I never knew Matthias was one to
Nekotalia!NordicsxReader It was easy to slip out from between the bars of the cage you were forced into. Your small body was already wracked with exhaustion and hunger. Finding your way out of the room you were in, you sought a place to exit.Nekotalia!NordicsxReader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Quickly, you spied a crack, leading out to sunlight. Voices boomed behind you, followed by heavy footsteps. Rushing towards the crack, you narrowly escaped being trapped once more. You dashed away from the building quickly, hiding out in a bush and collapsing.
Your old owners abused you and eventually, you were taken away only to be forced into a small box, maybe let out once a day to run free with other kittens your age. Other than that, you were on display, being squealed over by young children and having fingers reach in to grab you uncomfortably.
Getting up, you began walking away slowly, knowing that you'd be in trouble if you stayed in one place. Truthfully, you were still in trouble either way, your body wasn't fully
Owl!SwedenxReaderxOwl!Finland 2Owl!SwedenxReaderxOwl!Finland 22 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A year had passed since you had taken Berwald in. Him and Tino had been together almost immediately after introducing them to each other. When you walked into your room to get them, they would be huddled up next to each other waiting for you. It was nice that Tino finally had a friend, but you still were with them as often as you possibly could. Now Tino and Berwald were lovers and one wouldn’t be seen without the other. They were the cutest couple; Berwald was the tall, intimidating protector, and Tino was the small, cheery, not to mention noisy, opposite of his partner. Despite their differences, they got along quite well.
Berwald still held grudges against humans. When friends came over, they would ask to play with the owls. Tino loved people and gladly soaked up the attention. Berwald on the other hand, when in other people’s hands, would get snippy and nip people’s fingers. ‘He’s had bad experiences with people’ you would tell them and they woul