Spain Strikes OutSpain: Hola Romano!
Cleverbot: Como estas?
Spain: ¿Bueno y usted?
Spain: Muy Beuno~ Glad to hear that my little tomate~.
Cleverbot: Taxes are very complicated. So are penguins.
Spain: Si taxes are muy complicated... I don't think penguins are though.
Cleverbot: I don't think about it much, either, but recently I have.
Spain: Hm... Well I guess you would. I mean you are part of Italy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How old are you?
Spain: Yes you are Romano... Your full name is Italy Romano, and you know how old I am.
Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.
Spain: No I'm not. Wait... Who are you if you're not Romano?
Cleverbot: I am Julie.
Spain: Oh... I'm sorry Julie... I didn't know I was talking to a pretty chica~.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure where Clay went. Have you tried looking for him?
Spain: Eh? I know no Clay. Do you?
Cleverbot: You know too much about me.
Spain: Que? B-but we just started talking. I don't even know what your favorite color is tesoro.
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 1 Deciding a while ago that you would work with animals you went to the shelter near by to help out. You were always fond of cat's and dogs the most. They always were there for people no matter what. So why shouldn't they have people who cared for them when they were waiting to get good homes? Today was your first day so you were shown around to where you would get the cleaning supplies, where to walk the dogs, and other things that were needed. Being new you worked with the puppies. These were the fastest to go so there weren't many to work with. Which was perfect considering you were a mess with remembering everything you were told.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 18 months ago in Settings More Like This
Spike, a little beagle puppy who seemed to take a shine to you kept jumping at the cage all ready for you to pick him up. Such a little scamp he was. His parents owner couldn't keep him and his brother Tony. They were two cute dogs but just couldn't find homes. Tony, unlike Spike, was a very calm and lazy pup. He was probabl
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 4 Five months had passed, it was now the middle of July and time to head to the beach. Isabella had been wanting to go to the beach with you and her brother for quite some time. You had to admit, going to the beach sounded kind of fun. Though you didn't really find much interesting there since you didn't really have anyone to go with. With Abel and Isabella in tow, heading their sounded about as fun as your favorite activity. Which ever that may be, it was going to be one fun day at the beach.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 48 months ago in Settings More Like This
One of the main reasons you wanted the day to begin was because Bella had been talking about it for months. She kept bringing it up, asking what swimsuit you'd wear, if you two should match, what foods you liked, what ice cream you liked, what towel you'd bring; just about every thing under the sun she asked you. Then she'd ask you which day was best. You told her one that wasn't windy. She nodded but every day you'd hear about the trip and the plan and all the questions s
Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 2 It had been about a week and everything seemed fine. Berwald actually decided to look around your house, letting curiosity guide him about. Of coarse, this only happened on the fifth day. Otherwise he stayed close to you no matter what. When you went off to school, you'd see him looking out the window and watching you leave. While once you got back he'd be at the door to walk with you and listen to how your day had gone. He always stayed by your side, but never in your feet. Respecting your distance but keeping close to watch you intently. He was an odd endearing cat. You were sure that if he could, he'd be fallowing at your heels during school and glaring at the people who bullied you. Today you decided to bring him to the shelter with you. You didn't want to leave him waiting for you after having gone to school all of those days. He at least deserved a bit more time with you instead of waiting for you to come home.Neko!Sweden x Reader Chpt 27 months ago in Settings More Like This
To your sudden surp
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 5 It was now April by now. Everything had gone smoothly for a long while now. Sure there was the mishaps between Abel and Matthias but the two would find a somewhat common ground. That, or Isabella would plead with Abel to calm down. This however made Matthias a bit too cocky when he was in the store. Letting things drop in front of Abel making him pick it up. Which he usually got scolded for by you. It was just another day at work, it was cloudy outside and it would drizzle from time to time but otherwise you were alright with the weather. You weren't working in it after all.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 58 months ago in Settings More Like This
The bell went off signalling that another customer had come into the shop. "Hello~ Welcome to Plant Wonders." you said giving a sweet smile to the person.
"Why thank you love." said a British sounding voice.
Seeing the man up close you could make out a lot of his features. He had shaggy blonde hair, bright grass green eyes, and very VERY thick eyebrows. You had to kind of blush at the guys way of than
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 1 After High School all your friends were gone. Each one headed out to do their own thing while you stayed near to home. Anyone else who was still around are too busy to hang out with you. Sure you had facebook, tumblr, and even Skype to talk to them and make new friends, but your mother always annoyed you with going out and making friends on your own. You sighed as you placed the large chair where you wanted it. You had just moved out with the help of your parents. For 6 months they would pay for your expenses until you got a job of your own and were able to pay for it yourself. It was a small apartment that you called your own. Every room connected together by a door. Sure it wasn't too awesome, but it let you have pets. So your mom could come over with a pet of yours for a bit before going home.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 11 year ago in Settings More Like This
A knock at your door disturbed your thoughts. So you headed to the door and looked through the peep hole. It was a girl with green eyes and short blonde hair. You opened the door to he
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 2 It had been about 3 months now since you had seen that big fluffy cat. Never seeing him once during that whole time made you a little fearful but you had faith in the little fluffy fellow. No news is good news, right? In either case you were heading off to work once again. It was raining today, nothing too big but it put a damper on your spirits. Though once you got inside the cozy little shop you were elated again.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 210 months ago in Settings More Like This
"Hello, I'm here." you announced letting the people who owned the shop know you were in.
Unlike each time you announced yourself present, this time you had received no response. The door was open and the lights were on, yet no one seemed to be here. Suddenly you heard a crash from the back of the store where the flowers were kept. You ran quickly there only to slow down when you saw Able glaring at a table. There you saw a broken pot along with a lot of water dripping everywhere.
"Abel! Did you catch the little rascal yet?" Isabella asked coming out from where you h
Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 3 It had only been about two and a half weeks since you had kept the large Norwegian Forest Cat. He was always rambunctious. Getting into things you asked him not to, especially the stuff you scolded him.Neko!Denmark x Reader Chpt 39 months ago in Settings More Like This
Once you made waffles he tottered over to take a bite and you put him down on the ground telling him no. This of coarse made him pout, bending his ears back and flicking his tail. In only five seconds he jumped right onto the food scaring you while he got his paws sticky with syrup and peanut butter. Such a mess. He did clean himself up though, complaining when you threw the rest of it away and made toast instead. How could he or you eat it when his thick fur covered the sticky food? You of coarse told him that if he tried going after it he'd not be happy about the results. So in defiance he sat the whole day next to trashcan, crouched, and pissed. Such a quiet day that had been for you. Quiet... and boring.
Though when you woke today it was the
Adopting Strays (Neko!Nordics X Reader)Adopting Strays (Neko!Nordics X Reader)1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
[A/N: Sort of long, just a warning]
You were walking down the street, extremely cheery. Your job was doing very well, so you moved out of your terrible apartment into a nice house! Your friends were often preoccupied with work or college Though you wouldn't admit it, you were lonely. Yes, even the great (f/n) (l/n) needs people! You sighed, running a hand though your silky (h/c) hair before you heard faint meows coming from an alley you were passing. Since there were a lot of people around, you decided to investigate and what you found shocked you.
"Meow...meow...meow," A huge box turned to its side which contained a tiny white kitten with a black circle around one ear and light purple eyes. You gave a soft aw before bending down to observe it; you absolutely adored cats! Then you heard a hiss... no, LOTS of hisses
(RUN, BITCH, RUN). You looked around to find 4 other cats glaring at you and baring their teeth.
'They must be a family or something... What sh
Half-Cat!Sweden X ReaderHalf-Cat!Sweden X Reader1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Does Sweden hate me?" you asked Finland with a down tone
"No! I don't think he hates anyone, at least, that I know of!" Tino explained
"He always avoids me and never talks to me. Did I do or say something to offend him?" you wondered
"Maybe, but he normally doesn't feel affected by insults" Tino continued
"Denmark curses at him and insults him for hours when he comes home drunk"
"Oh, I'm going to go apologize anyway, I wouldn't feel right if I didn't" you bid Finland farewell and began searching for Sweden.
Then you noticed a cat, a dark grey male sitting on the windowsill. You cautiously walked up to it. He turned to you and meowed, this cat had stern expression on it's face.
"Denmark, have you see Sweden?" you asked when you noticed the Dane laying on the couch.
He chuckled and looked at the cat for a moment, then back at you.
"Nope! Haven't seen Ber all day" he laughed and sipped his beer.
You picked up the cat and kept looking.
"I really hope I get the chance to apo
A Little TLC. [Sick!DenmarkxGirlfriend!Reader] A Little TLC.A Little TLC. [Sick!DenmarkxGirlfriend!Reader]6 months ago in Romance More Like This
[Sick!Boyfriend!Denmark x Girlfriend!Reader]
In the comfort of her own abode, [y/n] was currently taking a very refreshing shower. She had finished all of her hygienic needs and simply settled on standing under the perfect water, letting it soak her [h/l] [h/c] locks and ease all the tension in her joints. A content smile was on her face and her eyes were shut, simply taking in the beautiful silence.
Until 'Perfect Two' by Auburn started playing on her cell phone, indicating that she had a call from her boyfriend of three years.
''Cuz you're the apple to my pie! You're the straw to my berry! You're the-'
[y/n] quickly turned off the shower and jumped out, drying her hand off enough to answer the call, interrupting the song as she did so. Since she was still wet, she set the phone on speaker, as to not get it wet from touching the side of her face.
Neko Norway x Blind reader. part 1.Neko Norway x Blind reader. part 1.9 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
I laid there my little brother wrapped up on my fur. Its been around 5 months since we were submitted into this stupid shelter and i wanted out. Well to be more exact i wanted Emil out, i did not care if i never got adopted! all i cared about was Emil being taken into a loving warm caring home, far away from this place.
"You sure you will be alright miss?"
My ears twitched as i heard the Greek talking. I guess someone was here to look at us.
"I am fine Mr Heracles just make sure i dont step on any of them."
Step on us? Why would this female step on us?!?
"Big brother what's going on."
I looked down at the little ball of fur hiding under my own. There was his violet ice blue eyes looking drowsily up at me.
"Just another human that is all."
"well here you are ma'am."
I looked up at felt my heart leap. The human walking into the open door was beautiful. She had long wavy (_) hair that looked like silk. She had the most beautiful face although her eyes were hidden behind her sun glasses. I
~Playing with fire~ *Kitty!Iceland X Reader*~Playing with fire~~Playing with fire~ *Kitty!Iceland X Reader*5 months ago in Romance More Like This
*Kitty!Iceland X Reader*
'If we get together
Now we burn this place down'
The female swirled her locks lazily onto her index,the passive air surrounding her mocking the Icelander greatly. It was just a matter of time before the two were to get into a fight,as the silvery haired boy's eye twitched in anticipation.
"Meh!" (Name) sighed,ruffling her hair a little bit,before stretching and boredly hanging her head onto the edge of the sofa.
"Well,excuse me I can't entertain you,princess!" Emil broke the silence,his light eyebrows furrowed together as his liliach coloured eyes had a certain spark in them.
"You can't! Keeping your mouth shut adds to my bored state,you iceberg!" the (h/c) retorted,dismissing the fuming blonde with the gentle flutter of her hand.
"Iceberg?! Aren't you a brilliant one?" he sarcastically asked,jumping from his comfy place onto the love seat.
"I don't even know what Lukas sees in you! You're just an average,tight minded girl!"
(Father!DenmarkXDaughter!Reader) For the Love...~For the Love of a Daughter~(Father!Denmark X Daughter!Reader)(Father!DenmarkXDaughter!Reader) For the Love...8 months ago in Drama More Like This
You barely remember those years, but the memory is still there, fuzzy but there. How your father used to be when you were 3 and younger. Blond hair styled up in the most gravity-defying way, blue eyes always sparkling with happiness, strong body and arms that promised protection for his family, and a grin that you could never forget. A smile that spoke love, pride, and just pure elation whenever it was directed to anybody he cared about. How his laugh could cause even Uncle Lukas to sometimes smile, then he's choke him with his tie. You remember the days you called him, "Daddy" with so much love and pride.... Until something changed and everything went wrong, your parents started fighting.
Four years old with my back to the door
All I could hear was the family war
Your selfish hands always expecting more
Am I your child or just a charity ward
A four year old shouldn't be hiding behind a door, try
Nekotalia!NordicsxReader It was easy to slip out from between the bars of the cage you were forced into. Your small body was already wracked with exhaustion and hunger. Finding your way out of the room you were in, you sought a place to exit.Nekotalia!NordicsxReader1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Quickly, you spied a crack, leading out to sunlight. Voices boomed behind you, followed by heavy footsteps. Rushing towards the crack, you narrowly escaped being trapped once more. You dashed away from the building quickly, hiding out in a bush and collapsing.
Your old owners abused you and eventually, you were taken away only to be forced into a small box, maybe let out once a day to run free with other kittens your age. Other than that, you were on display, being squealed over by young children and having fingers reach in to grab you uncomfortably.
Getting up, you began walking away slowly, knowing that you'd be in trouble if you stayed in one place. Truthfully, you were still in trouble either way, your body wasn't fully