Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
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Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Project D.I.B pt. 4Project D.I.B pt. 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
*Project D.I.B pt. 4*
Chapter 4: Can I see him?
Silence, all I hear is damn silence. There is not 1 sound but only silence... Reason? Because, my room, it's in the back of the asylum, waaay back so that none of the other patients would have to deal with me, ripping their faces off, stab them with anything sharp, but of course I can't bite them either. It's because of this stupid muzzle, to keep us people from biting others, YES, us crazy people. Words I'm use to hearing as a 10 year old child to th
Valentine's day of doomTime: 3:36Valentine's day of doom4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Date: Valentine day
Location: Zim's base
Zim marched into his house a little annoyed about the day today.
See Zim pretty much hated Valentines day, human emotions, etc. All because of the whole Tak incedent. And what happened today? None stop talk about filthy human emotions. Espacially love. So yeah Zim was kinda annoyed. And it didn't help that Gir was singing a stupid song while doing a stupid dance.
"Do a little dance! Make a little luuv!! Get down tonight! Yay! Get down tonight!" Gir sang out.
"GIR!!! Stop that idiotic dancing and singing this instant! Your giving me a headache." Zim cammanded to his little hyperactive robot companion.
"Masta!! Your home!! Looky what I gots!! I won it off of a flaying baby with wings!!" Gir said while pulling out a cute little bow and arrow set. The arrows had little hearts for the feather thinges. And the bow sorta resembled a heart. But Zim didn't mind the hearts. It was the fact that Gir was holding a sharp object that frecked him ou
'IB' - Chapter Four'IB' - Chapter Four1 year ago in Horror More Like This
Soon all of Zim's tremors just seemed to halt. He pulled himself back up onto all fours, extending his head up with his neck still cocked at an awkward angle so he could see Dib's face. He parted his lips into the grin again, beginning to screech out in a single laughter with that eerie 'e' sound again.
The sight of that haunting grin seemed to paralyze the boy as he slowly let himself down to the floor, wrapping himself in a fetal position as he rocked himself very stiffly as if to comfort himself. Violent shivers also shook him as the cackle rung in his ears as they only intensified the dread he was already feeling.
Zim slowly began to drag himself over to him, seeing him as wounded prey now. His limbs still had trouble taking turns, looking even more like a creature in dire need of an exorcism.
Dib's eyes expanded as the other drew closer to him. He didn't blink now since in his mind, blinking only made him made him more vulnerable than he already was, even though he wo
'IB'- Chapter Seventeen'IB'- Chapter Seventeen11 months ago in Horror More Like This
Dib’s eyes widened in shock at the split second where Zim’s old self had just flashed across his face. His jaw gaped as those words rung mercilessly through his head, and he could honestly admit to himself that those words were sincere. It was then that he had the sudden desire to help the suffering Irken rather than fight him and try to rid himself of him for good. A moment later, the boy grabbed hold of the Irken’s arms and pulled him towards his chest before standing. “I’ll… try, Zim..” He whispered before running downstairs and screaming at the computer. “Help me fix him!! There has to be some way to stop this!”
"Are you crazy??" The computer questioned. "That thing is vicious!!" It cautioned him, as if the boy wasn’t already aware. Zim was already screeching and gurgling again from being restrained, thrashing back and forth in his arms.
Dib bit his lip, clutching the alien tighter as if trying to keep h
'IB' - Chapter One'IB' - Chapter One1 year ago in Horror More Like This
So here it is! I am finally working on this for those of you who've been so patient. I am working on making this flow a bit better so please excuse its immense length since I have been adding a lot. I hope you guys enjoy chapter one and the rest of the story once I can get around to posting it! I am writing Dib's parts and Invader-Neo is writing Zim's. I haven't edited much of hers because she writes like a boss!
Everyone in the skool building knew it was a scientific law that when there was Zim, there was always oddities and inevitably, screaming. These screams were usually on resulting in either anger and denial at anything that could have been brought to his attention that he felt were threatening to his position and mission, or from absolutely anything that came out of his arch enemy's, Dib's, mouth. And both these oddities and screams were the very things that defined what Zim was to these humans as much as his PAK defined him as an Irken. He had
'IB' - Chapter Fifteen'IB' - Chapter Fifteen1 year ago in Horror More Like This
After hours of seemingly endless play, Dib and his small puppy finally fell asleep on the living room floor only to be awoken by the sun only a couple hours later. Dib groaned in annoyance as the rays shone in through the window, reaching for a blanket next to him to place over his face. Einstein stretched a bit with a yawn as he curled up under his neck where it was warmer. It seemed like nothing could disturb the two.
Dib lay silently now and enjoyed the peaceful moment, his mind almost completely clear of thought for the first time in quite a while. However, the thought of Zim still managed to creep its way into his mind, for he began to wonder where the alien was or what exactly he was doing since there hadn’t been a trace of him in a couple days. The thought was short lived though as he managed to push the thought aside and focus again on his small friend. Even though the small dog was a lot of work, he had no regrets in bringing him home; he pr
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llegue a la casa pensando en algo que atormentaba mi mente ‘’perderla’’ tal vez, ya perdí a una chica maravillosa por un idiota no perdería a otro amor, ya que sé qué marceline estaba perdidamente enamorada de finn y este sé había casado con otra y nos conocimos una vez cuando se pelearon por culpa de su ‘’novia’’ ahora me asuste de que ella aún sienta algo por él.
después de ir a buscar a mi sobrina fui a la casa y los vi hablando animadamente no sé de qué pero me senté al lado de marcy, las niñas sé fueron a jugar. Pasó un largo tiempo y las niñas volvieron pero en un rápido movimiento vi cómo una de las niñas ‘’tropezaba’’ empujando a marceline contra finn haciendo que sé besen.
Me pare rapidamente de mi asiento y fui donde estaba finn, cuando estaba apunto de g
Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 12 (1)Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 12 (1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Dedicado a los chicos y chicas de Naruto Fanfics que me ayudaron con este capitulo
Paz, Nahuni, Viry (Eterna Rival), Omaira e Isabel
I will love you forever.
Love is always patient and kind; it is never jealous, love is never boastful or conceited; it is never rude or selfish; it does not take offense, and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins but delights in the truth; it is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes. Love does not come to an end.
LOVE IS ALWAYS READY TO EXCUSE
Con esto pondré a los muertos a descansar nuevamente. El final de esta guerra está llegando finalmente.
Entonces Eso significa, que también tú, nii-san
Fui capaz de proteger la Villa una vez más como Itachi Uchiha de Konoha. No tengo arrepentimientos.
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 14 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
What's a Grecian urn?
There they go again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch them flex
And this perfect package
packed a pair of pretty pecs
Loonies, they come,
they see, they conquers
Honey, the crowds were
They showed the moxie brains, and spunk
From zeros to heros some major hunks
Zeros to heros and who'da th
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 16 FINAL (5)Love Is - ItaHina - Capitulo 16 FINAL (5)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Cada año, el mismo día, Itachi Uchiha iba a la florería Yamanaka y compraba un ramo de crisantemos blancos. Luego, en completo silencio, meditando sobre todo lo acontecido, caminaba hasta uno de los campos de entrenamientos más famosos en Konoha.
El lugar estaba en un claro dentro del bosque y un río lo atravesaba, haciendo de él uno de los espacios más buscados para poder entrenar ahí. Tres troncos sobresalían del suelo pues generalmente muchas personas practicaban su taijutsu contra ellos, decenas de chicos y chicas que buscaban en la soledad del bosque suficiente inspiración para mejorar. Sin embargo, no era eso lo que hacía ese espacio tan especial, lo que lo hacía único era que por generaciones se venía practicando ahí la prueba de las campanas, algo que la mayoría de ellos había hecho al salir de la academia guiados en las enseñanzas del tercer Hokage sobre el trabajo en equipo.
En ese mismo
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
TF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: SpyTF2 Vs AT/MLP Victory Quotes: Spy1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
You got blood on my suit.
Thank you for being such a ‘dear friend’.
Sorry to ‘pop-in’ unannounced.
All in a day’s work.
This will be the last time you see me.
Was there ever any doubt?
Promise not to bleed on my suit and I’ll finish you quickly.
May I make a suggestion? Run.
With that out of the way, I can focus on my own plans...
The outcome was never really in doubt.
You have done well, *Partner Name*. My appreciations, amigo.
Well *Partner Name*, the moment has passed, back to work!
*Partner Name*, if you really want to know the reason behind this interesting situation, follow me. Otherwise, you never saw me.
Slap my hand, *Partner Name*. Come on, slap it now! Leave me hanging and you will regret it.
(Super Finish) Oh dear, I’ve made quite a mess.
(Super Finish) It seems Lady Luck dealt you a bad hand, and I will deal you an even worse back.
(Partnered with Mercenary) Have you realised yet that we are still just pawns in someone’s game
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Jean Vander Pyl
Captain Lou Albano
David Ogden Stiers
Tabitha St. Germain
Per Sandborgh (SWE)
Terje Formoe (NO)
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
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MOLEMAN'S EPIC RAP BATTLES!!!
Hang on to your squeedlyspooch, lest I blast it out your gut;
My homies call me Crypto, but I ain't no super–mutt!
I'm a furious Furon, zapping this irksome Irken,
Whose verses are like his disguises – paper thin.
You barely pass for a fifth–grader; I'm the goddamn President!
I'm the superior invader–infiltrator; no questioning!
It's literally funny, how you pose such little threat;
You're a defective reject who can't even get wet,
And when even simple rainfall is enough to make you squirm,
You have no chance to survive my meteor storm.
I'll verbally dissect you; my raps run the full gamut!
Forget Foodcourtia; you belong at Pizza Planet.
I harvest thousands of brains; you steal your classmates' spleens.
Call this land development, because the grey's destroying the green!
I'm Arkvoodle's chosen, and you'll soon regret figh
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Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the time Bart finished talking, Lisa was out cold. He then slowly dragged his unconscious sister up to her room. He then is begun to tie her down to her bed. When Lisa finally awake she was tied to her very own bed. Looking down upon her was Bart snickering like a mad man. Bart began to slowly walk around her laughing and plotting. "Untie me, what the hellsimpsons tickling 26 years ago in Humor More Like This
Happy Birthday RingsHappy Birthday Rings3 years ago in Letters More Like This
Dear Richard Henry Parkin Starkey Jr,
Holy freaking crap, that is one long name. Ha, I love it. So it's the famous Ringo's seventy-first birthday, eh? Honestly I have no idea how you could be over sixty at most. Anyway...
You had a really rough childhood, and I'm glad you were able to prove them all wrong. You were supposed to die in the coma so many years ago, but here you are. Dancing up on stage with your All-Starr band. Now that's brilliant. You really are just an amazing person. You're someone I know I can really look up to. All you want for your birthday is peace and love and that's what you wish for everyone. And you just seem like a really cool person. Just the kind of person you'd want to meet and talk to. And not only because you were a fuckin Beatle! Even though that probably has a lot to do with it. I mean, DAMN! You could keep a beat. And you just always seem happy. People like being around happy people, for the most part. I'm just rambling now cause I'm running out of thi
Are You Addicted To Rocko?Are You Addicted To Rocko?9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You know if you're obsessed with Rocko's Modern Life when…
1. You get angry when people mistake Rocko as a kangaroo.
2. You love Joe Murray so much.
3. You correct people when they call Heffer a cow.
4. You are in a middle of a problem, you ask yourself, "What would Rocko do?"
5. You named your dog "Spunky."
6. You always look for a Chokey Chicken fast-food restaurant.
7. You love singing the songs from the epsiode, "Zanzibar."
8. You have knowledge about fluorocarbons in our atmosphere.
9. You are mad at the government… you complain to Conglom-O.
10. You are in trouble, you ask yourself, "Where are you Really Really Big Man?"
11. You try so hard to look for O-Town on the atlas.
12. You want to visit Australia.
13. You try to master the dialect of Aussie-slang.
14. Whenever someone asks you how your day went, you reply, "Today… is a very dangerous day!"
15. You hate wearing pants! CRIKEY!
16. You quote what the characters say ALL THE TIME!
17. You spend hours looking for Rocko fan site