Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Giant Squidward Rewrite [part 2]The sea floor rumbled as the giant cephalopod walked along, partly angry with the events that had taken place, with the minority of being directed at Squilliam for the simple fact that he had cheated, then made him what he was now. The other half of his anger, was being directed at the Bikini Bottomites to. Although, Squidward wasn't having a very good day anyway. "Stupid Squilliam! He should consider himself Lucky, Lucky that I'm a nic-!"Giant Squidward Rewrite [part 2]1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Squidward was interrupted in mid-sentence, when he heard the faint sounds of screams, and excited hollering. Curious, Squidward followed it and eventually found his two neighbors, SpongeBob and Patrick, sand-sledding with their squirrel friend Sandy. "Ya Fellows Can't Catch Me Now! Ah Way Ahead Of Ya!" Sandy yelled while she glanced back at the yellow sponge, and pink starfish behind her. "Oh Yeah!"
SpongeBob thrust himself forwards to catch up with Sandy, sledding down the mountain really fast. So fast that he loses control and f
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
Heroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart SimpsonBart Simpson is one of the worst fictional characters ever created in the history of mankind. He has no morals or ethical constraints whatsoever. Loyalty is a foreign concept to Bart because he is incapable of showing any towards any person or cause. Bart causes mayhem and destruction just for the sake of causing mayhem and destruction, and he does so without hesitation, restraint, mercy or guilt. Sure, you may be able to name a few nice things Bart Simpson has done, but those nice things are superficial, and when you combine them with all the terrible, rotten, evil things he has done, trying to find the nice things is like trying to find a sparkling necklace in a lake of pure oil 100 feet deep with the surface area as big as the state of Texas. And worst of all-Bart Simpson is a character that we're supposed to like. If you've recently turned against because you have recently read an articleHeroes AND Villains Nobler Than Bart Simpson9 months ago in Editorial More Like This
The Looney Tune Movie 10And now, time for the final chapter.The Looney Tune Movie 103 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 10: Welcome to Hollywood
Some hours later, the Looney Tunes finally arrived in Hollywood. They were excited as the McKimson Mayhem bus was making his way through the city. They were able to see the famous Hollywood letters.
"Look at the ocean! It's so great!" Daffy commented when they came near a beach.
Some minutes later, they came across an observatory and stopped right next to it. Marvin and Tyr'ahnee were amazed when they noticed it.
"Is that " Marvin began to say.
"Yep, Marv. That's the observatory I was talkin' about earlier." Bugs replied. "If I recall, you and Tyr'ahnee wanted to have a good view of Venus."
"Thank you for remembering that. We are grateful for that." The female Martian said.
Marvin and his Queen were about to stand up and leave the bus. Before they could do that, they suddenly stopped and looked at each other. The other Looney Tunes next to them weren't sure what was going on.
"Is there somethin' wrong?" The rabb
The Looney Tune Movie 07More reviews to answer.The Looney Tune Movie 073 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Fizzucker: Your ideas for Maria Hill, Mr. Sinister and Jim Morita might work. I'll probably wait to see the Avengers movie before deciding on the Maria Hill role. As for your DC fanmakes, here's one thing you shouldn't forget: DON'T use MY heroes. By that, I mean don't use Mario as Superman, don't use Sonic as Batman, don't use Mulan as Wonder Woman and don't use Sasuke as John Stewart. Use Danny Phantom as Superman, Darkwing Duck as Batman, Sailor Moon as Wonder Woman and either Ben Tennyson or Jake Long as John Stewart.
MWolfL: Yeah, I like "Ned's Newt". There are some stuff I don't like in this show, like how some characters can act like a bunch of morons at times, or when the colors used in the animation in later episodes became a darker tone even in daylight, but I still like this show. Newton is an obvious rip-off of Genie from "Aladdin", but he's a good rip-off. Yeah, a good rip-off. Odd to say, isn't it? As for SpongeBob and Patrick, no, they won't show
The Looney Tune Movie 09Before we get to the next chapter, I have to answer Fizzucker's review. I might accept Aku as the Shadow King. Some of the choices for Apocalypse might be okay, though I don't see Orochimaru, K. Rool or Doomsday as that character. None of your ideas for Molten Man works. Gemlin? Who the heck is Gemlin? For Black Panther, don't suggest Shadow. He's already cast as a Daredevil character. When you suggest a character that's already cast, at least find someone else that might replace that character in his previous role. Danny and Zuko might work, though. I'm not too sure about the T-Rex as Fin Fang Foom. As for the Pyscho Rangers Sorry, but I've stopped watching "Power Rangers" years before "Power Rangers in Space" was made and I only mostly remember "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". And even then, I'm just a VERY small casual fan of that franchise.The Looney Tune Movie 093 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Now, time for the next chapter.
Chapter 9: Showdown at the Western Town
Once again, the Looney Tunes were back on the road, this time usin
The Looney Tune Movie 02Whoa, 6 reviews. That's a pretty good start I gotta say. Thanks to everyone who read the first chapter!The Looney Tune Movie 023 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Terranova210486: Really? You saw The Muppet Movie the other night? Eh, that's quite a coincidence. XD
Great suggestions, Nightw2. I'll be sure to use them when the time comes.
Chapter 2: Enter Daffy Duck
Some days later, Bugs was still tunneling underground. He was hoping to arrive in Hollywood as soon as possible. Then, during one afternoon, he stopped tunneling, right before coming out of the ground and in the middle of a road.
"And here I am, in Hollywood!" He exclaimed, holding his arms in the air. The rabbit then dropped them as he looked around and realized something. "Wait a second This doesn't look like Hollywood!" He said, angry. "Oh, I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albukoikee! Well, looks like Wait a minute."
Bugs turned around as he noticed a billboard on the side of the road. On the billboard, it was written "Monty Burns' Hasenpfeffer".
SM: For NapoleonxviIn a small city of Springfield we find the famous cartoon couple Homer and Marge Simpson as they set out to get a few items from the mall for Marge's upcoming charity bake sale. That is until she sees Homer munching on some of her ingredients.SM: For Napoleonxvi5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Marge: * groans* Oh Homer!
Homer: What? I was just making sure they were fresh.
Suddenly at the Jewelry section of the mall three bank robbers with ski masks emerges. The leader emerges carrying a large diamond in his hand. The robbers escaped from the police but ended up bumping into both Marge and Homer.
The diamond flew out of the leaders hand and landed inside Marge's tall hairdo.
Female robber: Hey our loot in that ladies hair.
Male robber: What do we do? We'll never find it in that mess.
Leader: Take her with us.
The two robbers carried Marge off as the leader knocked Homer over.
Marge: HOMIE! HELP!
Homer: ACK! MARGE! DON'T WORRY HONEY I'M COMING!
Homer starts running after them.
Homer: Must save Marge ACK! Oh I hit the wal
TCSE 22Chapter 22: From the Aircraft Carrier to the GroundTCSE 226 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Meanwhile, the Specter Speeder slowly moved away from the Aircraft Carrier.
With only this vessel, we cant defeat this ship of doom. said Sam.
Danny thought about this. He realized that the Goth girl was right. They couldnt continue that way.
Heres what we are gonna do. said the halfa to Tucker and Sam. Tucker, Im gonna help you landing on the ship. Youre gonna investigate it while Im gonna check in the air to see if theres any useful thing to see.
Roger that, Danny. said his best friend.
The halfa turned around to the Goth girl before continuing.
Sam, I want you to go to Amity Park and warn everyone. Get all the help you can get, like Jazz, Dani and Cujo. I have a feeling that something will happen, and it aint gonna be good.
Alright. said Sam. She grabbed Dannys hand before looking directly into his eyes.
TCSE 25To answer Toms review: I thought it would be funny for Bender to steal the spotlight from Fry and Leela since hes the breakout character of Futurama. So, thats why I did this.TCSE 256 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 25: The Real Diabolical Brain
Above the ocean, one of the numerous dark spheres was floating near the sky. Soon enough, a giant cannon appeared from the dark sphere. This cannon was so huge, any regular human would look like a bug besides it. It was kind of like an ultimate weapon that you could find in a science-fiction story, like Star Wars, Star Trek and any others. The cannon shooted towards the horizon. It hitted something as another dark sphere was made, sucking everything around. On top of the cannon, four familiar villains were standing: Elmer Fudd, Jafar, the Green Goblin and Mr. Swackhammer.
This is just great. Marvelous, in fact. said the Green Goblin, smirking evily.
You said it, Osborn. Marvelous very well. agreed Swackhammer.
Soon, Mastew Hand
Essteka's Toy Story 09And now, here's a chapter I wanted to to do for a long time.Essteka's Toy Story 094 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 9: A Shocking Truth for Sonic
The next morning, at Vicky's house, both Mario and Sonic were having a hard time. The plumber always feared that if Vicky would get her hands on him, she would torture him. This is what was happening at that moment. Luckily for the toys, what she did to them wasn't anything traumatizing... for the most part. At that moment, the teenager took Sonic, put him in a slingshot and launched him to the wall. The hedgehog, fortunately not broken, landed on a nearby desk. Vicky laughed evilly before turning her attention to the plumber. The latter toy was laying on the floor. She took a magnifying glass and put the plumber near the window, where the sunlight was on the floor.
"Alright, mustache guy. Let's see how much you can endure FIRE!" she exclaimed. She concentrated the beam on Mario's forehead. Soon enough, a white hot dorm appeared and started smoldering on said forehead. "Yes! Burn! BURN!"
Essteka's Toy Story 05After a long while, here's another chapter. To answer Tomahawk41's review, well I've just seen the Sonic OAV movie one month ago and I think I have an idea for a reference to this one. As for AoStH, I don't have any idea to make a reference to this one yet, but I'll think about it. Of course, if anyone has an idea for a reference to AoStH that I can put in this story, I'll consider it.Essteka's Toy Story 054 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Anyway, let's continue.
Chapter 5: Mario's Mistake
The next morning, Mario opened the toy box lid, looking around to see if Bart was still there. As he noticed that the boy, the plumber opened the toy box completely and sighed in relief.
"Finally..." he said before noticing something strange. His hat wasn't on his head anymore. "Hey! Where's-a my hat?"
All of sudden, a toy shaped like a red and blue feathered bird named Woody Woodpecker appeared, with Mario's hat on his head.
"Look at me! I'm Super Mario! I wanna eat some pasta!" said Woody, smirking.
"Ha, ha... Very funny..." said the plumber, a bit tir
TCSE 21Sure, Tom! Im gonna use your suggestion in this chapter. You can count on it!TCSE 216 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And now, time to reveal the one playing Solid Snake. For this role, I choose one of my all-time favorite characters. He may seems unfitting as Snake at first, but youre gonna love him. Who is it? Well, youre gonna discover it now, in a chapter called
Chapter 21: Metal Gear Simpson
Lets go back to see that particular room on the aircraft carrier. You all remember that room, right? When Aladdin and his team were introduced, we saw a room on the aircraft carrier. And there was a box inside that room, with a voice coming from that box, asking if he could get out of the box because he was hungry. Well, whoever is inside that box will finally appear.
I am vengeance I am the yellow said the same voice in that box.
All of sudden, the box was lifted, revealing the person that was inside this box. It was a yellow-skinned fat man. Altough he was bald, he did have two
Essteka's Toy Story 11Chapter 11: Being a ToyEssteka's Toy Story 114 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As Mario was still resting his head against the window, still depressed that his life has no hope, he heard some noises coming from behind. The plumber turned around, as his eyes widened when he saw the mutant toys surrounding Sonic. The hedgehog didn't even seem to notice the mutant toys.
"SONIC!" yelled Mario.
The plumber rushed to save the hedgehog from the mutant toys. His life was hopeless, but he wasn't going to let Sonic being in trouble.
"Leave him alone! I won't-a let you eat him!" exclaimed Mario.
All of sudden, Stewie turned around and grabbed Sonic's arm from Mario. However, the plumber wasn't going to let the arm go, so they started to 'play' a game of tug-of-war with it around the room.
"Let it-a go! I said to let it-a go!" exclaimed the plumber.
Some seconds later, Stewie shook the arm around enough to throw the plumber against the wall. As Stewie, with Sonic's arm, went back to where the mutant toys and Sonic were, Mario stood up, groaning. He th
Spider-Hare 01Today is a great day. Why am I saying that? Well, today is the tenth anniversary of the first Spider-Man movie! To celebrate this event, I've decided to start my own fanmake of this movie, making it my first fanmake of a Marvel movie.Spider-Hare 013 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
To answer Fizzucker's review from "The Looney Tune Movie"... Isn't it obvious? Both Lupin and Connors are smart teachers who sometimes turn into a ferocious beast against their will.
Anyway, enjoy this first chapter, everyone!
Chapter 1: Amazing Fantasy
Our story begins in the Big Apple itself, New York City. It was a bright sunny day as some school bus was being driven on the streets. At this moment, someone was heard narrating.
"Who am I? Are you sure ya wanna know? No seriously, are you sure ya wanna hear me tell you who am I, even though you probably have something else better to do right now? Cause let me tell ya, my life isn't that interesting Well, okay, I lied. My life is far from being boring, I'll admit that. Still, you're sure ya wanna kn
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 03Yeah, I could use those suggestions, Nightw2. I may have a couple of ideas for Bebop and Rocksteady.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 032 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Guest, I ain't gonna use that suggestion of yours. I just don't feel like it.
Chapter 3: When Hinata Meets the Mobians
The next morning, Hinata was at her apartment, looking herself into the mirror. However, she wasn't alone. Next to her was a fat man with black and grey hair. He was wearing an orange jumpsuit, with a black collar, gloves and boots. His name is Jack Fenton, Hinata's boss and a part-time scientist dealing with ghosts. The man came to see Hinata, bringing with him his son, Danny. The latter was sitting on a chair, reading a magazine.
"Hinata, you should have called me last night!" Jack exclaimed. "Sorry if I seem like I'm overreacting, but I'd like to know when one of my reporters is getting attacked."
"I'm glad you're concerned over my safety, Jack. However, I don't think it would have been necessary to call you since I knew you would immediately come to see me this morn
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 56 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring about people!" he declaired, walking in a different direction. Milhouse paced down the sidewalk once more.
After a long half hour of scattering around town for Lisa, he was led back to the Simpson's house, in search for Bart's letter. He bursted through the door, identical as how he did previously, and swarmed Bart for the letter.
"Give me the letter! I ne
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Homer: Uh, kids Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Are we there yet?
Bart: Thank god! *Bart jumped out of the car*
Lisa: Just in time. *Lisa looked at Homer then got out of the car quickly*
Seymour: Ok everyone, remember to stick
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
The Simpsons: DeconstructionThe Simpsons: Deconstruction8 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
As is usual for an episode of The Simpsons, our story begins in Springfield.
Bart Simpson wrote on the chalkboard "I will do something meaningful instead of writing a fic that celebrates an immortal show." As soon as the bell rang, he went out on his skateboard.
He bounced atop a pile of leaves Groundskeeper Willie was raking on his way, revealing Barney Gumble to be buried beneath the leaves.
We cut to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, where Homer once again leaves with a carbon rod under his shirt.
Lisa Simpson is yet again kicked out of music class by Mr. Largo for deviating from the song the class was supposed to play. As usual, she blissfully walked down the halls while still playing her saxophone.
Marge drives home with Maggie playing with a toy steering wheel. Both of them honk their horns, which wakes up Grampa, who was also in the car.
Eventually, the entire family made it home.
Everyone sat on the couch and sighed, as if they had been doing hard grueling work this past 27
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 04Well, I already have another idea in mind for the "Wayne Gretzky? On steroids?" joke, Terranova210486, but I can use your climax-related suggestion, though.Teenage Mutant Ninja Mobians 042 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Chapter 4: Enter Deathstroke
Several minutes later, the Mobians were walking in the sewers along with Hinata. They decided to escort her back to her home, given that it was her first time traveling in the sewers.
"I hope you guys know where we're going." Hinata said.
"Eh, sure. We've been traveling around the sewers since our childhood. We know which street we're underneath anytime." Sonic said.
"Okay then." She said. "So, you guys are mutants?"
"Yep. Why?" Knuckles asked.
"Well, you could almost look like you're from another planet."
"You mean like aliens? Bah! That's just a stupid idea to think we're aliens!" Sonic exclaimed, smirking.
"Oh. Sorry... I didn't mean to offend you." Hinata said, looking down.
"Nah, don't be sorry. You're a nice gal. We know you wouldn't intentionally insult us." the hedgehog said while smiling at her
HichiIchi:Unknown Dangerous Desires-Ch. 0HichiIchi:Unknown Dangerous Desires-Ch. 03 years ago in Romance More Like This
It's only the beginning...
That day the sky wasn't perfectly clear as some clouds were
wandering on the blue sky. They had a grey shade, but it didn't
seem to be threatening.
It was a nice morning, the wind was blowing gently, carrying
with it some white and pink petals along the city.
The boy was staying in his bed looking at the clouds. It was
quiet, very quite. The sunlight was flooding the window, but it's
light seemed, somehow...hmmm..unreal.
He was bored since he had nothing to do. It was Saturday, so
he had no school and he had done his homework the day before.
Karin, Yuzu and his idiotic father went to the Mall to buy some
clothes. 'I should have gone with them' he thought and then he
sighed. Rukia left the Real World to visit her brother and Kon
and Ririn went to Urahara's shop, most probably to piss that guy
off, but knowing Urahara, he would piss them off instead.
Even in his head was quiet. He did