AMERICA X READER Hetalia Story
It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawlwess, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptious, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing.
Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building wich you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back.
This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and imediately fall in love.
"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!"
He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave YouAmerica x Reader: I'll Never Leave You3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Aaagh! Sit down already, America!" England shouted.
"I am the hero!!!" America shouted, giving a thumbs up.
Almost everyone in the World Conference room groaned, facepalmed, or just set there looking at him like he was an idiot...you didn't though. You actually giggled and smiled. Alfred was one of your closest friends and you had been friends with him since before you could even remember.
Looking at him being a loudmouth, trying to talk and eat at the same time, and smiling like an idiot, brought back so many childhood memories for you
"Come on ______! It's only a little bit farther!" A small ten year old Alfred said enthusiastically as he held your hand and tugged you along.
"Alfie, where are we going?" you asked, blinking a few times.
"I told you that it's a surprise!" he laughed, still pulling you forward.
You just smiled at him. He was so silly and adventurous
"Britain is going to be very angry that we ran off without telling him." You said,
America x Reader - Sweet DreamsHetalia: America x Reader ficAmerica x Reader - Sweet Dreams3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
You stared longingly at the large bed in front of you. It was so big. Depressingly so when you had to sleep in it by yourself. Alfred had to attend another World Conference, leaving you alone in his large house. You thought that you would enjoy this time, but instead, you missed him more than ever. It wasn't the same here without Alfred's smiling face and excitement. And he had only been gone for two nights! You had another two nights to go before his return. And you hated how much you missed him.
"Keep the outside lights on at night... and don't forget to lock the doors!" he said anxiously, just before he left.
"Yes and yes. Don't worry, I'll keep the house safe!" you said, pasting a smile on your face. You didn't want him to leave, but you didn't want him to be worried about you either.
"Don't be silly... it's not the house I'm worried about," he said, embracing you in his arms. You hugged him back tightly, wanting him
America x Reader: Romantic SummerAmerica x Reader: Romantic Summer3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
You were so excited about today. Your summer had unfortunately been rather uneventful, but today you were going to the beach with a ton of your friends and most importantly .Alfred.
You had been friends with Alfred for some time now and though you weren't even sure how it happened, you had managed to fall for him. His charming eyes, adorable smile and laugh, cheerful and carefree nature, and .well everything! Everything about Alfred F. Jones was what you had been looking for in a guy your entire life.
Grabbing the last of your things and throwing them into your bag, you took off for the beach.
Getting out of your car and heading for the dunes, you were honestly a bit worried. You hadn't picked out an exact meeting spot with all your friends so you were hoping you could find them.
"____________!" a familiar voice called.
Your whole body lit up that was the voice that warmed you inside and out.
"Hey Alfred!" you called back, turning around just i
America x Neko!Reader: The Cat's Out of the BagAmerica x Neko!Reader: The Cat's Out of the Bag3 years ago in Romance More Like This
You awake from your third nap of the day. Being a student was hard work and you spent most of your weekend resting because you had to work extra hard at school to keep your secret hidden. If anyone else found out you were a neko they would laugh at you and you would be branded a freak for life, lose all your friends, and the world might even explode. Alright that was a worst case scenario but you couldn't risk any one seeing your ears and tail.
You got up from the couch you were just resting on and walked into the kitchen to get some food. Out of nowhere your phone went off in the other room. Moaning out of irritation you went to go check it. The screen showed an unknown number so you sent it to voice mail and went back to getting the food.
You returned to the couch with a bag of (favorite flavor) chips and a coke and turned on the TV to catch the 5 pm news. You had to watch the news every day for some project for school and take notes on the important
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 9America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 93 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
America was in a good mood today; correction; a GREAT mood. He was grinning like an idiot and singing one of his favorite songs loudly as he danced around the kitchen; he was getting over half the lyrics wrong and looked completely mental but he didn't give a shit.
Why was Alfred in such an awesome mood? Because you, his beautiful wife, were going to have your baby any day now.
Alfred was never a particularly patient guy and so having to wait for NINE MONTHS before he could see his baby was "way too freaking long!" as he had put it. Naturally he had asked a million stupid questions, like if there was a medicine that could make your baby grow faster so he could see it sooner. He tried telling the baby to hurry up too, thinking that if the baby could hear him in there it would get the idea and come out already. Alas, much to Alfred's dismay and your amusement, he was just going to have to wait the nine "freaking long" months before he could see the little one.
Something that had been a c
America x Reader - HeroHetalia: America x Reader ficAmerica x Reader - Hero4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Thunder rumbled, shaking your entire house and causing you to stiffen. Stupid weather... you couldn't believe it. Why did it have to rain on Halloween night?!
"So much for trick-or-treaters..." you sighed sadly, looking at the large bowl of candy on the table. Your mom and dad had left earlier for a Halloween party, so you told them that you would distribute the candy. You never cared for trick-or-treating anyway. You then looked at yourself in the mirror. You had even put on a costume for the kids. It was a witch costume that you had worn for a couple years now, but you didn't mind. You could hear the rain beating down on your house.
"I guess I can call it a night..." you said to yourself. Suddenly, there was a loud rapping on your front door, making you jump. That couldn't be a trick-or-treater, right?! A person would have to be crazy to be out in this weather!
"HEY! OPEN UP! IT'S AL! AND THIS WEATHER TOTALLY SUCKS! LET ME IN!"
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 3America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 33 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"Back again already ____________?" an older woman at the front desk said with a smile.
"Yeah." You said with a somewhat sheepish smile.
"You've come here every day for that boy." She commented.
You smiled at the elderly woman one last time before making your way to Alfred's room.
It was true what she said; you had visited Alfred every single day during the week and a half after the accident. You just loved him so much you never wanted to leave him.
Finally you reached the all too familiar room and knocked on the door. "I'm coming in." you called before taking a step inside.
You wondered if Alfred was asleep
"Miss _____________!" Alfred cried happily, sitting up in bed with the most excited of expressions.
Nope; definitely not asleep.
"Hey you." You said with a laugh. "I got you a little something speciaaaal." You teased, grinning.
"What is it?! What is it?!" America said with enthusiasm.
"Oh I don't know how about a package of your favorite cookies?" you said, holding o
America X Reader : 20-Piece McNuggetAmerica X ReaderAmerica X Reader : 20-Piece McNugget3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
20 piece Mc Nugget
So like I was watching TV and this commercial come on for the 20 piece McNuget and I had to make it a fan fiction XD
Hope you like it!
Alfred had just had another slap fight with Britain at the world meeting .
AND IT FELT GREAT!!!!!!
'That should teach him for making fun of my food! Like he can talk; I mean SERIOUSLY!' thought Alfred as he smiled to himself.
Alfred was going to celebrate his victory by going to where else but McDonalds.
Alfred flung open the doors and giddily skipped over to the counter like a kinder garden girl in the Barbie section of Wal-Mart.
He put his hand to his chin as he looked to the menu, "What should I get today?" mumbled Alfred.
"Uh, sir If you're going to hold up the line go think at a table or something " sighed the annoyed cashier
Alfred pouted, "Fine! Be that way!" Alfred began to walk away to find a table.
He stopped in his tracks when he saw a girl wi
Jealous!AmericaxReaderxEngland- That BackfiredAlfred slung his arm around your shoulder and grinned. "The hero's here to save his princess from the bad guys!"Jealous!AmericaxReaderxEngland- That Backfired3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You giggled and set down your broom. "Oh yes, please, Hero, save me from the merciless dust bunnies!"
Alfred karate chopped the air a few times, trying to act like a ninja.
"Oh my! What a wonderful ninja!" You joked.
Alfred took the broom and dusted away the bunnies 'epically' and took you in his arms, holding you close to his chest. "Those evil dust bunnies are gone now, Princess. The only thing the Hero asks for, is a simple kiss," he said in a dramatic tone.
You playfully smacked his wrist and hugged him. "You pull this every day, how am I supposed to take you seriously? You're such a tease,"
"Well," he took your face in his hand, "What if I was serious?"
You blushed slightly. "Y-you're acting like Francis,"
He let go you of you but still smiled like an idiot. "Hey since you're finally done with all your cleaning, why don't we go celebrate tomorrow? We could go roller-ska
Don't be jealous(FranceXReaderXChild England)“(y/n)! (y/n)!”Don't be jealous(FranceXReaderXChild England)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
It had arrived....
Francis’ worst possible nightmare.
The British kid sitting on your lap was grinning widely at you as he bounced up and down. Why now? Why today, it being the day he’d wanted to be with you all alone and who knew, maybe get a little more intimate than usual?
Francis slumped on the coffee table, his blond hair splayed around his head like a halo. He pouted, his temple resting against the cover of a few glossy magazines, though his breath was making his cheek stick onto them.
“And they even had unicorns!” The blond sitting on you, stood up and used his hands as he described what he’d seen at the fantasy forest. “Is that so?” You murmured, smiling at him brightly and indicating for him to continue his tale.
Francis’ expression soured. That smile should have been aimed at him!
“Yeah! And they even had leprechauns and fauns and-“ Art
Estonia x Reader: Above Anyone Else...Part 2Estonia x Reader: Above Anyone Else...Part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The weeks following your rejection by Estonia were possibly the slowest, emptiest, and most painful weeks of your life. During that time you never visited Estonia. You didn't even talk to him. Honestly you didn't want to. How awkward was it going to be when you finally did have to see each other? He knew now that you had deep romantic feelings for him things would never be able to be the way they were not even close.
'He's going to hate me forever' you thought painfully. 'I've lost the one I love most just because I HAD to go admit my feelings! Why why did I do that?'
You started to tear up again for the millionth time it seemed when would the tears finally stop? When would you ever get over this? And WHY did it seem like Estonia felt the same way?! Did you misinterpret it?
One of the oddest things though, was that even though all of this hurt you almost didn't want to get over Estonia. You weren't entirely sure why. Perhaps it was because you had just l
~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~~*~Hetalia X Reader~*~2 years ago in Humor More Like This
This is nothing but pure crack! Read at your own risk!
"Hey," (Name) said to the ex-country, Prussia.
"Vat?" He asked.
Poker-faced, the girl replied, "Shut the fuck up."
"Vhy should I?"
"Cause you're a bitch."
"Like hell I am!"
Prussia stood up and walked away with a "Humph!".
"What a pussy," (Name) muttered under her breath. She skipped merrily out of the German's house and suddenly ran across the street yelling, "We're all going to be abducted by aliens!!!"
She closed her eyes and let nature guide her way. Of course, she ended up running into a tree and falling flat on her back.
Italy just so happened to be where (Name) was and saw her hit that bitch-of-a-tree.
"(Name)! (Name)! Are you-a ok?" he asked frantically when he reached (Name)'s side.
"I'm fine!" (Name) said while standing up and dusting herself off.
"Ok!" The Italian chirped. "I thought-a you were hurt-a real bad."
A moment or two of akward silence passed.
"Well, I-a ha
America x Reader ~ Late Night VisitorYou were asleep in your bed, comfortable as can be. The covers were warm, your pillows were soft. There you were curled into a peaceful ball in your bed when you were suddenly harshly woken up by a very loud banging on your front door.America x Reader ~ Late Night Visitor2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Grumbling, you forced yourself out of your bed and groggily made your way towards the constant banging. You were still grumbling when you opened the door to see the large nation of America standing at your doorway. He was sobbing while hugging onto his pillow.
"Dude, (Country Name), I watched this scary movie at Japan's place earlier today and now I swear I can hear noises in my house! And Britain won't let me stay with him tonight! (Country Name) you have to let me in!" He said quickly.
You glared at him and said "America, it is 3 AM. What were you doing up this late anyways? Don't you know we have to go to a meeting in the morning? That is probably why England didn't let you stay. If you were asleep like a normal person should be, then you wouldn't be
America x Reader - Don't Take The GirlHetalia: America x Reader ficAmerica x Reader - Don't Take The Girl3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Don't Take The Girl
You watched eagerly from the edge of the fence as Arthur stepped out of his home, his brother Alfred by his side.
"Come on! Tell me where were going!" Alfred begged.
"Like I said, we're going out," he replied softly.
"You never tell me anything..."
"Hi Al, Arthur!" you chirped, waving your hand at the pair.
"Oh, hello ________," Arthur said, smiling at you.
"Don't mind us... we're just about to go somewhere totally awesome!" Al boasted.
"Really? Where?!" you asked excitedly.
"I'd love to tell you, but it's a secr"
"We're just going down by the pond. Would you like to join us?" Arthur asked, cutting Alfred off.
"I can come?!" you smiled excitedly.
"You can't!" Alfred finished, glaring at you and then glaring at his older brother. Arthur sighed, kneeling down to Alfred's level.
"Don't be rude, Alfred... we can't leave her behind."
"Bring Mattie instead! Or even your weird
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 8America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 83 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You almost ready babe?" America called to you from downstairs.
"Yeah! I'll be down in a sec!" you replied as you finished touching up your makeup.
Today was your two year wedding anniversary with Alfred and you were going out somewhere special; Alfred had made reservations at a five star restaurant. On top of being a five star restaurant for its food and service, the building itself was perched on top of a beautiful grassy hill that overlooked a pristine lake. Alfred had made a special request to be seated with you in the outside dining area so you could both enjoy the view.
Quite honestly, though you felt yourself worrying over the expense of it all, you were also thrilled to be going. You had never eaten at such a fancy place before. Heck, you hadn't even stepped inside a place like that!
You smiled gently and closed your eyes. Sure Alfred could be annoying and careless and sometimes he didn't listen to you, but the good always outweighed the bad. Even after being with Alfred for a
AmericaXReader: CuddleAmerica X Reader: CuddleAmericaXReader: Cuddle3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"(Name)~ you done with your homework?" Alfred asks, hovering over me. If he weren't my boyfriend, and giving me the puppy dog look, he would meet my fist in his face.
"No Alfred. Now leave me to my work. I need some peace and quiet okay?" I ask, very annoyed. There are some days I wonder why I love him. Of course I always end up answering my own question.
"Why don't you let your hero help you with your homework?" Alfred asks, doing his super man pose.
"Because Alfred, I'm majoring in (College major). You're taking up business. Our goals are different." I said, rubbing my temples. "Now please, I want some peace and quiet!" I said, as I pushed him out of my room. Now that blonde haired distraction is gone (for now) I can go back to doing my homework. Right now, I need a lot of peace and quiet. Especially since (school subject) isn't my strongest subject. Now to get this finished so I can spend my free time with Alfred.
That's one of the downsides of being a colle
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 6America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 63 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Morning already?" you half sighed, half groaned as you felt soft sunlight shining over your closed eyelids. You could hear the morning birds chirping and the sounds of the world waking up.
Taking a deep breath you sat up and yawned, stretching your arms. "Hmmmnn " you sighed. "I don't usually get up this early " smiling to yourself you allowed a small giggled to escape your lips. "Alfie was so sweet yesterday; I'll make him a nice breakfast to reward him and then I can take him out to do something he likes."
Climbing out of bed, you didn't bother to change into your day clothes just yet and only brushed your hair. You weren't going anywhere after all so why did it matter what you were wearing? Alfred didn't care either so it was actually kind of nice.
"I'll do chocolate chip pancakes, sausage, and fried eggs." You mused. "He can pick out what he wants to drink."
You hummed to yourself as you prepared the food, smiling to yourself at the mere thought of Alfred tearing apart t
Where do babies come from, awesome parents?Where do babies come from, awesome parents?3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Where do babies come from? A sweet little boy, the age five years old, thought to himself. He had started wondering about this ever since he heard his father talking to his mother. He was outside playing when he got thirsty, it had been a hot summer day in June. So after going back inside of his house to find his mother, he could hear his father saying some odd things he's never heard before in the living room. From what he could see, peeking around the corner that led into the living room, his mother was blushing.
Something about making more babies using his awesomeness. He felt scared when his father said he'd "eat his mommy up", then "banged her until she was screaming his name". Why would his daddy do that to his mommy? He must be a monster pretending to be his daddy! He wasn't going to let that thing hurt his mommy!
Picking up his Star-Wars lightsaber, also putting his darth vader helmet on for protection, he made his way outside to where the monster was washing his real fa
AmericaxReader - Say it"No."AmericaxReader - Say it3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Come on. Say it."
"I said no."
"Pleeeeeeease, _____." He begged.
"Okay." You gave a little shrug.
"Really?!" His face brightened up with hope.
Alfred dropped his shoulders and made some sort of whale noise to express his frustration with you. He had been following you around more recently and more persistently and it was starting to annoy you. It's not that you didn't want to say it. You really did. It's just that... you hated the feeling in admitting it. Saying those words made you want to run as far as your legs could carry you. Saying those words made your stomach twist in strange ways. Saying those word would mean giving yourself up to the wind. You promised yourself never to say those words.
"Just give up already." You said, tired of his fruitless effort.
"A hero NEVER gives up! I'll make you say it. Even if it takes me FOREVER."
This time it was your turn to make whale noises.
"Good luck with that." Your words dripping in sarcasm.
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 2America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 23 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
'He should be here in ten minutes' you thought to yourself as you waited for you boyfriend Alfred.
Today was your six month anniversary, and you were both looking forward to your special date but also very anxious. You were going to have to confront Alfred about something you'd been having a problem with.
The problem was something that had given you minor concern from the beginning; his level of seriousness. You truly loved Alfred for who he was and were happy with him but there were times when you wished he would get serious; sometimes it felt like your relationship was too shallow because of how erratic he could be. There were times when you tried to set the mood to have a serious conversation with him and he would totally ruin it by telling a joke. On other occasions you would tell him that you loved him and you would get a "Love ya too babe!" or "You too, _________!". You knew that he loved you you did but you needed to hear the words on occasion; you needed to know
America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 5America x Reader: I'll Never Leave You...Part 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It had been two weeks now since Alfred had his shocking episode. At that time you had taken him to bed, gotten him comfortable, and tried to calm him but nothing seemed to help. You were about to call for help when suddenly everything stopped he suddenly stopped screaming and only softly sobbed, looking to you and whimpering your name for help.
You quickly rushed back to him and stroked his forehead gently, whispering words of comfort and reassurance, trying to settle him down and relax him once more. After managing to reduce his sobs to deep and slow breaths, you asked him what happened. He said he didn't know; that his head just suddenly started hurting. Then he said that it didn't hurt anymore and that he was just tired.
You had allowed him to take a nap, and you had watched him the entire time, worried sick that something might happen should you leave him for even a moment. After a few hours those gorgeous pacific blue eyes fluttered open and he smiled up at you saying "Good m
The answer is popcorn-ItalyxReaderxdrabble crackThe answer is popcorn-ItalyxReaderxdrabble crack3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ah, Saturday. The time of week where you're only supposed to laze around and do nothing. Which, by the way, you were currently doing exactly that. Curled up in bed, wearing your favorite pajamas, snug as a bug. Everything was so quiet in the Italian household, which was consider extremely rare. Especially when Romano wasn't raising hell over the simplest things.
Ah, so peaceful...As you were floating away into sweet dreams, a certain pasta-loving man came crashing onto your bed, scaring the living h-e-double-pocky sticks out of you, causing you to jump high enough to almost reach the ceiling from being tremendously surprise.
"(Name!) (Name!) Can I'a ask you something?" Italy, of course it was him, asked you excitably.
"Man...It's my sleep in Saturday, the hell you disturbing me for?" You questioned exasperated, rubbing your left eye with annoyance, making your right eye twitch somewhat.
Cue imaginary spit take.
"W-W-What?!?" Your eyes probably matched the size of beach b
America x Reader - Nice Guys Nice guys finish last that's,America x Reader - Nice Guys3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
why I'll treat you like trash it's,
now what I really want to do.
you only date bad guys so,
I will do my best try to
treat you the way you want me to.
Alfred was walking through a school, he really wanted to know how to treat girls. He walked into a classroom and saw a board and Mr. Bonnefoy.
"This is what you should never do to girls." He pointed at the board. He pointed at all the stuff that girls like. Then he pointed to the things that girls wouldn't like. "AND this is what you should do to girls."
Alfred saw and immediately sat down. He had a girlfriend and him had a fight and now they were almost about to break up.
*After the lesson*
I never open the door,
or pull out a chair,
you can tell me about your day girl but I don't really care.
But if you ever get cold, you just have to hack it,
Cuz' I'll be cold too if I gave you my jacket.
Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front.
Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
America x Reader - My Bra Is Your Bro"OH MAH GAWD ________ LOOK AT MY BUTT!" Alfred sung to you in an American flag thong, shaking his ass. You were in the lollypop and French fry forest next to the river of coke where the beaches are lined with gumdrops and you could see the Hamburger Mountains in the distance.America x Reader - My Bra Is Your Bro3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"That's nice," you said, "But what happened to your clothes?"
"________, don't you remember that they outlawed any clothing that isn't like this," he shook his hips and pointed to his thong.
"Then am I breaking the law?" you got closer to him. You looked him up and down and started laughing when you saw something you didn't need to see, "Nice Florida."
He shook his hips again, "You like that?"
But ever so sadly for you, this lovely scene faded as you started to wake up from your dream. As you were starting to wake up you could hear someone singing something. Not words just 'la la laa ahla la laa'. You sat up in your bed and rubbed your eyes, finding out that Alfred was the one singing.
He was wearing one of your b