Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call miniature size?!"
"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a bean?!"
"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed??!"
"Oh yes, I'm so small that you can't see me amongst the grains of sand, like always--!"
"Who're you calling small enough to fit in a microhematocrit tube?!"
"Who are you calling smaller than Endolimax nana??!"
"Who're you calling so small you have to use an oil immersion lens to see him??!"
"Hey!!! Who's calling me a short little shrimp you can't even
Spain Strikes OutSpain: Hola Romano!Spain Strikes Out3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Como estas?
Spain: ¿Bueno y usted?
Spain: Muy Beuno~ Glad to hear that my little tomate~.
Cleverbot: Taxes are very complicated. So are penguins.
Spain: Si taxes are muy complicated... I don't think penguins are though.
Cleverbot: I don't think about it much, either, but recently I have.
Spain: Hm... Well I guess you would. I mean you are part of Italy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How old are you?
Spain: Yes you are Romano... Your full name is Italy Romano, and you know how old I am.
Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.
Spain: No I'm not. Wait... Who are you if you're not Romano?
Cleverbot: I am Julie.
Spain: Oh... I'm sorry Julie... I didn't know I was talking to a pretty chica~.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure where Clay went. Have you tried looking for him?
Spain: Eh? I know no Clay. Do you?
Cleverbot: You know too much about me.
Spain: Que? B-but we just started talking. I don't even know what your favorite color is tesoro.
Llamas with HatsLlamas with HatsLlamas with Hats5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Paul: Carl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ooh, hey, how did he get here?
Paul: Caaaarl, what did you do?
Carl: Me? Um, I didn't do this...
Paul: Explain what happened Carl!
Carl: I've never seen em' before in my life.
Paul: Why did you kill this person Carl?
Carl: I do not kill people, That is, That is my Least favorite thing to do.
Paul: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Carl: Well, I was upstairs...
Paul: Mhm, okay...
Carl: I was in my room, reading a book...
Paul: Yes,go on...
Carl: and well this guy walked in...
Carl: So I went up to him...
Carl: and I, uh, I stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest.
Paul: Caaaaaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Carl: Um, oh, I Didn't know that...
Paul: Carl, how could you not know that?
Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck.
Paul: What happened to his hands?
Carl: Whats that?
Paul: His hands, W-Why are they missing?
Carl: U-Uh, I, um... Kinda cooke
Tuesday AfternoonGOD:Tuesday Afternoon8 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
Yes, hello again.
I'm sorry, my memory fails me. Which one are you?
Well, I was Martin Fry.
I'm sorry, those records are terminated. What's your number?
No, no, not your queue number. Your executive number, the eight-digits.
You expect me to remember that?
Well, it is within the seven plus-minus two limit, which you should achieve if you've reached up to level one. Or, are you the reincarnation?
Yeah, that's right. That's what I wanted to discuss with you.
Did you miss your stop?
I only sent you off a few hours ago.
Yes, my point exactly. What's the deal with turning me into a sea turtle?
You said you liked swimming, and that you'd like a long life.
Yeah, but their life expectancy from hatching is only about four seconds, innit? I was eaten by a gull after two. You do realise that the odds of me becoming an old sea turtle are about one
Naruhina: Star ProjectNaruhina: Star Project3 years ago in Drama More Like This
After NaruHinaSasu: Onii-chan is over ( maybe ends in november or sooner ) NaruHina: Star Project will take place.
Hinata: 18 years old, secretly a really good singer,
Naruto: 21 years old, superstar, cruel and mean, playboy
Sakura: 20 years old, model, fools around with Naruto
Sasuke: Naruto's manager, wears glasses :3, 23 years old
Ayumi: Hinata's best friend, obsessed with Naruto, 17 years
Yuri: Hinata's best friend, 19 years, plays guitar
One Day, at Hinata's school ( college for Special Arts ) Naruto, famous superstar, comes for a visit. All the girls go crazy for him, except Hinata. Hinata bumps into Naruto. He flirts but Hinata doesnt seem to care. As he starts to be interested in her, he teases her and she slowly falls for him, but thats not all. Hinata is only in the special arts school for painting, when she is secretly an amazing singer. She keeps this secret. Throughout the fanfic, Hinata learns more about Naruto and falls deeply in love soon changing
LazarusLazarusLazarus6 years ago in Scripts & Screenplays More Like This
The play starts with DAVID, a sound designer in his late 20s, inside his studio. The studio is lined with foam to absorb stray sounds, a desk with a computer, a couch against the wall, and in the middle of the room is a microphone with a metal bucket under it. Over on the ceiling is a projector aimed at a wall, now currently showing a frame of a modern day Freemason in a black cape holding a box of matches.
(AT RISE) DAVID is frantically rummaging through the desk looking for something. Eventually he finds it, a box of matches. He taps a few buttons on the computer, sending it into recording mode. He walks over to the microphone and lights three matches at different distances. Right as he lights the last one, the door opens up and CHARLES walks in. CHARLES is dressed in a very fine suit, and has a pompous, richer than thou air about him. The door slams shut as DAVID gets up.
Are you done with that scene yet, David? I am supposed to show the movie in a week