Frosting"What smells so good?"Frosting3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Finally out of your coma are you?" Sebastian Moran said nonchalantly, not turning to face his boss, who was standing in the doorway, looking much more ruffled than his normal Westwood look. He was wearing a pair of loose sweatpants and a wife-beater, a purple silk dressing gown half hanging off of him.
"Yes mum, I'm fine thank you." Jim said mockingly, walking over to the fridge and pulling out a carton of orange juice, drinking straight from the container. He leaned against the counter, watching the sniper as he continued to work with a creamy substance in the bowl in front of him. He stared at it, as though it was some foreign substance that was going to come to life and attack them both.
Seb noticed Jim's eyes on him and glanced over, not stopping his use of the metal whisk he'd been employing. He snorted. "It's not going to bite you you know."
"Ha ha." Jim sneered. "What is it?"
"Yes Jim, it's the sugary paste that people put on ba
New Anniversary"Hey, Castiel, look at this," Gabriel called to his brother over his shoulder. He had stolen Sam's laptop while the hunter was out with Dean on a food run. Cas walked up to Gabriel curiously and peered over his shoulder at the article the archangel was reading.New Anniversary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"National Kissing Day?" Cas said, his head tilting. "What is the point of this?"
"Well, it gives you an excuse to kiss Dean senseless," Gabriel chuckled. "Though I never need one to kiss Sammy." Cas's eyes flicked over the article, reading quickly. A smile curved his lips and Gabriel knew he had scored a point. He closed the laptop and stood to stretch.
"So, that mind of yours planning madly?" Gabriel asked, smirking at Cas. The younger angel nodded, a light in his eyes. Without warning, Cas turned on his heel and rushed upstairs, stomping loudly in his haste. Gabriel chuckled again and wandered into the kitchen. He had already planned out exactly how he was going to seduce Sam today, having found out a few days ago about the up
Late Night Texts 24G: Send me a picture.Late Night Texts 243 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: I'm tied up, and I won't be able to make it down for a few days.
G: So send me a picture.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: Cute, kid. Real cute.
S: I'm sensing sarcasm.
G: We both know I didn't mean a picture of Bobby.
S: Well you didn't specify.
G: All right, fine. Sam, it would please me very much if you were to send me a picture of yourself.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: If you EVER want to sleep with me again, you'll send me a picture of you shirtless.
Things I Can No Longer Do in Dungeons and Dragons1) No using the flaming battle axe as an emergency skilletThings I Can No Longer Do in Dungeons and Dragons3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
2) No dual-wielding two-handed weapons, even if I figure out how to within the rules.
3) Hengeyokai are not for making catgirls and bunny girls.
-a. And I am not allowed to fill a mansion with either or both.
4) Not allowed to use Warforged as cannon fodder with the justification "We can rebuild him!"
5) Just because I can, doesn't mean I should take Arcane Admixture so many times that Magic Missile deals nearly every damage type possible
6) My Warlock can have an Infernal Pact. He cannot be Legion and speak in the third person collective.
-a. Nor can the Warforged.
7) My Warlock will not describe his pact as having made a demon/devil/evil star/fairy/vestige his bitch.
8) If we encounter a female fox hengeyokai with a high charisma, I will refer to her by name and not constantly call her the foxy lady.
9) Zeppelins do not exist in Forgotten Realms. I am not allowed to build one from canvas and fire elementals.
-a. And if I did,
Dungeons and Dragons story (Should I or no?)CharactersDungeons and Dragons story (Should I or no?)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jack Frost - the Prince of Salex
North - the King of Salex
Tooth - the Queen of Salex
Bunny - the protector of the royal family
Sandy - wizard, Ren’s brother
Ren - wizard, Sandy’s brother, teacher of Elsa and Anna (my OC)
Elsa - sister of Anna, apprentice of Ren
Anna - sister of Elsa, apprentice of Ren
Merida - an archer, tracker of Salex
Hiccup - thief, dragon rider of Toothless, friend of Flynn, Kristoff, and Sven
Toothless - dragon of Hiccup, night fury
Kristoff - thief, friend of Hiccup, Toothless, Flynn, and Sven
Sven - friend of Toothless, Hiccup, Flynn, and Kristoff, reindeer
Rapunzel - lost princess of Ismere, protector of nature/animals
Flynn Rider - thief, friend of Hiccup, Toothless, Sven, and Kristoff
Pitch Black - the evil nightmare warlock/sorcerer
Kron - leader of Pitch’s fearling knights, stepbrother of Neera, iguanodon
Neera - stepsister of Kron, iguanodon
Erasmus - troll, Keeper of the enchanted library
Aladar - my friend, iguanodon
Me - a
Memories- Bruce x Reader Chap. 1It was a beautiful day out on the campus of the California Institute of Technology and Bruce Banner couldn’t help but enjoy it, escaping from the lab for a bit to relish the warming rays of the sun and the light breeze. He was strolling in between the buildings when he spotted you.Memories- Bruce x Reader Chap. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You were struggling to keep hold of all your things, two sizable canvases under one arm, a clear tool box that seemed to be filled with art supplies filling its hand, a messenger bag with a mess of papers sticking out of it slung over the opposite shoulder, and, in your other hand, a carefully balanced tray of beakers and vials.
He tilted his head and gave a little grin at the sight before noticing a little too late that the lace of your neon green converse was untied. There was nothing he could do to save the breakers as the tray went crashing to the ground but he did manage to keep you from a what would have been a rather painful face plant, grasping your upper arm firmly.
You wobbled before regainin
Bruce X Reader-Chapter OneDirector Fury showed you to a room down a long hall with glass walls and a bunch of computer screens. You both entered the door. A man looked up at you. He had curly, slightly graying hair and glasses, which he took off when he saw you. Some stubble was growing on his face and he wore a purple shirt and gray-brown pants. You thought he was rather handsome, in a scholarly kind of way. Director Fury stopped and put his hands behind his back.Bruce X Reader-Chapter One3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Agent [last name], this is--," Fury began.
"I'm Dr. Banner," the man said in a quiet, somewhat raspy voice. "Er, Bruce."
He shook your hand warmly, smiling at you. So this was Dr. Banner. He didn't strike you as the type to fly off the handle very often.
"I'm [first name]," you replied.
"Well, I'll let you two get acquainted," Fury said, starting to walk out of the room. "You two play nice."
The door hissed closed behind him, leaving you two
Bruce x Reader Chapter 1- IntroductionsThe ceiling is gray and lifeless and you hate it. You hate everything about this stupid Hellicarrier, except for maybe the tech, though some days you hated that too.Bruce x Reader Chapter 1- Introductions1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
You had had your reservations about joining SHEILD when they approached you after high school; you had wanted to go to college, to have a life of your own, but they hadn’t really given you much of a choice. It was- become an agent of SHEILD- or -get locked up in a government lab and become a test subject for the rest of your life.
Obviously, you chose the option that didn’t involve you becoming a human pincushion.
As jobs went it wasn’t bad- it paid well enough, they provided any schooling or training that you needed, and you mostly enjoyed the work. Fury let you work alone a good percentage of the time, which was the way you liked it. You just couldn’t stand the Hellicarrier. It was hard to escape people on here, as the other agents, particularly Barton, roamed even the most remote corners. Not to
Alone Time (StarkxReader)You sigh as you lay in the snow, shutting your eyes as the sky grew dark above you, hearing nothing but the soft crunch of the animals around you as they crept through the frozen land and just let your body dead weight.Alone Time (StarkxReader)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
‘Nothing cool ever happens here… I wish I could go to New York; at least the Avengers are there... I bet they’d be great to party with…” you think. You jerk, sitting bold up right as a loud sonic boom rang out, shaking snow laden trees so hard that the powder fell in large chunks to the ground, all the animals scarring for hiding places as you glanced up at the sky. “Holy shit!?” you gasp in shock as something crashes to the ground a couple hundred yards away, sending not only snow into the air but dirt and metal bits as well. You quickly got to your feet, running over to the crash and peeked over the edge of a small crater.
“JARVIS… what happened…?” Tony mumbled from the busted Iron Man suit.
Heather GrangerHeather Granger5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
it was summer vacation after second year and Hermione had asked harry if he wanted to come with her family on holiday his relatives said "yes" so Harry want with the Granger family to there holiday house near a beach
"Thanks moine, you're a life saver " Harry said as he and Hermione were walking on the beach
"You're welcome Harry" Hermione said before stopping why'll looking at him "Harry can I ask you something" she asked receiving a nod "well I found this new spell and I want to try it, but the problem is it might be forever" she said looking at him
"I could help, just tel me what I need to do" he said looking at her
"It's called a 'new life' spell or you have to do is stand there and picture a family or someone you want to be related to" she said looking at him
"Sounds simple, ok let's do it" Harry said looking around noticing no one near bye
"ok ready" she said looking at him as he nodded "from one life to another" sh
Regret - Hawkeye x Reader (sort of)Shot after shot he fired his arrows at the moving targets. Target practice always seemed to calm him down even though it wasn't really needed. Hawk knew he was good, but he needed the distraction. He just needed to forget what he had done.Regret - Hawkeye x Reader (sort of)2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The agent sneered, hitting the button to stop the practice before putting his bow back in it's box and leaving the room. No matter what he did, he couldn't help but think of the men and women that were killed by his hand. He had found the files of those innocent people that had fallen because of his possession.
Hawkeye ran a hand through his hair, passing by the conference room that held the rest of the Avengers. Fury was, as usual, trying to get everyone to cooperate for the newest task set before them. Most likely a menial test set up by the council so the team would be on radar.
He couldn't help but grin at the comment you would have made at that thought. How you would have waltzed into the room and turned the chair backwards and straddled it with
A Side Step (LokixreaderxSteve)You sigh as you glance around the party being hosted at Stark tower, rolling your eyes as yet another wave of men headed your way, grabbing the schematic for a weapon prototype you were working on, shoving them in your purse and standing.A Side Step (LokixreaderxSteve)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Hey pretty lady, Stark order you for entertainment or something?” one of the men asked, blocking your escape route.
“Please, as if Tony could afford my services.” You snap, going to move by him when one of his friends stepped in your way.
“So you’re an expensive girl, if Tony doesn’t have the money then I wonder if he’s going bankrupt…”
“He’s as rich as ever, but I’m just as well off as him, and with more brains. I’m his cousin, which is the only reason I’m here. Now if you’ll excuse me…” you go to leave when the men closed in.
“There you are, (Y/n). Come along now.” A pale, thin man with slicked black hair and green eyes sm
Steve and Tony want to adopt.Steve and Tony want to adopt.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Steve and Tony walk hand in hand into the orphanage. They were greeted by a kind middle age lady with brunette hair. "Hi you must be Mr. and Mr. Stark-Rogers. Come in come in" she says as he opens the door wider to let her guests in. The place was pretty worn down, scratches on the floor, marks on the wall and some of the ceiling is peeling. Kids were running all around the house. The lady puts his arm out of from of them. "Hi. Please call me Ms. Stanley" she says with a smile. "Hi I'm Steve and this is my husband Tony" Steve says while he shakes her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you" Tony says as he then shakes her hand. "Well let's go into my office and talk about the type of kid you want to adopt" Ms. Stanley grins as she leads the couple more into the house.
A few hours later they narrowed the choices to three little children. A five year old blonde hair girl name Cassandra, a little 6 year old brunette boy name Peter and another boy who is 7 years old name Jack. "Well do you want
StruckThe one time I decide to come out of my little hole up in Stark Tower, the one time, and I'm struck. Struck by something even the other guy can't protect me from.Struck2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
She sits in the coffee shop, clear blue eyes strictly scanning whatever it is that she's reading on her dinky laptop. Some noise that I can't hear from the coffee bar pulls her attention and she lifts her head, letting her mahogany-red hair flitter about her shoulders and outline for me something that I really shouldn't even be looking at--I mean I haven't even met her yet--yet? What the hell, Bruce? Just because she's amazingly beautiful and completely oblivious to my standing here on the street staring at her--god, I'm so creepy sometimes.
I wonder if she's seen me and just doesn't want to pay attention to me in hopes that I'll go away...? I mean, it's possible. But...I can't just leave without saying 'hi' first. Or buying her another whatever it is she has next to her computer. What am I saying? I'm not fit for a re
Wake UpJim had woken up a while ago. A long while. But he refused to open his eyes, just yet. Because, you see, he didn't need to.Wake Up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He could feel the softness of the sheet, and duvet cover. It was, of course, thick just how he liked it. Luxurious. Tantalisingly fluffy. He could feel the slight chill in the air around his face, as there always was in London, and the contrast of that with the warmth under the covers. He could feel the clothes he was wearing: just a pair of boxers with a plain t-shirt. And, if he stretched his hand, or foot, or body a little way to the right, he could feel the man lying next to him. Comfortingly close, so that if Jim ever felt disorientated or worried, he could just reach out and he'd be there. Looking after him and watching over him, even in his sleep. Sebastian Moran: The best sniper in London and the best lover a man could ask for.
He could smell that gorgeous shower gel that Sebastian always used, without fail or deviance. He could smell the faint arom
Late Night Texts 7S: Bad pick up line war. Three two one GO!Late Night Texts 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?
S: If I had to choose between you and a Chevy, I'd ride you any day.
G: Are you from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
S: I'm allergic to your clothes. I'm going to have to ask you to remove them.
G: You have such a beautiful smile. It'd be better if that was all you were wearing.
S: Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
G: You fucking sexy nerd.
G: What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.
S: That's not a pick-up line. That's a command.
G: Are you forfeiting?
S: Hell no.
S: You might say I'm a samurai, because I'm a master of the sword.
G: If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.
S: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
G: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
S: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
S: What?! Your pick-up li
Don't Touch My Hair (Bucky x Reader Oneshot)If it wasn't for you 'The Winter Soldier' wouldn't have a place to crash tonight. Yep, you were harboring a deadly hydra asset in your home. But it's not like you invited him in, he just kind of barged in and threatened you with death if you didn't. It was only a day after the SHIELD HQ had been destroyed along with Hydra that the soldier had become a fugitive. He'd come and go as he pleased, no questions asked, and return in the dead of night through your bedroom window. You knew that if you let him out of your room your parents would freak out, like anyone would if they knew you were hiding a convict, so you had to slip into the kitchen and bring him food.Don't Touch My Hair (Bucky x Reader Oneshot)1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Here" you said handing the soldier (who was seated on the floor across from you) a plate with a turkey sandwich on it. He simply nodded
A Dungeon Master's Nightmare "Yeah, I'll play a rabbit."A Dungeon Master's Nightmare2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Trevor blinked. "Come again?"
"A rabbit," Jim repeated.
"A rabbit?" Trevor asked.
"Yeah," Jim said.
Trevor and the others stared for a long moment, then Trevor asked, "Why?"
"Well, you said we could use anything in the monster manual, right? Rabbits are in there. They're in the back with all the other normal animals."
"Well, yes," Trevor said, a little perplexed, "You certainly can play a rabbit. It's just. . . Well, Nick's playing a celestial unicorn, and Marilyn's gonna' be a nymph, and. . . don't you think you'll be a be a little weak by comparison to the rest of the party? You gonna' be able to keep up?"
"Well, you said you'd give everybody the right number of levels to scale us up to be equal with the most powerful creature, right?" Jim asked.
"Sure," Trevor said, "but you're still going to be a high level rabbit. Even if you're a sorcerer, you won't be able to carry much or use many items, and
Bruce Banner X ReaderBruce Banner X Reader2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
(Name) paced her lab back and forth. Working for S.H.E.I.L.D has certainly kept her busy for the past few weeks especially.
Ms. (Full Name) had gone to the most prestigious schools and colleges, studying all she could on genetic engineering. A few months after getting her Ph.D. she had received a call from a Phil Coulson, who had asked her if she would like to work alongside some of the most incredible people in the free world. She said she would think about it, and she did. After looking up this Phil Coulson and found out who he worked for. She had fainted. S.H.E.I.L.D wants her to work for them. Just thinking of all the secret government equipment she could get her hands on there. She could further her research tenfold. And so, joined S.H.E.I.L.D’s work force she did.
It sadden (Name) that she barely got anytime to herself to work on her personal research, but just being around her work colleague, Dr. Bruce Banner, made it worthwhile. He was simply adorable, even so for a
Late Night Texts 22D: Sam, I've got some bad news.Late Night Texts 223 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
S: You didn't break Bobby's new table, did you?
D: No not yet.
S: Did you break my new laptop?
D: That's not the bad news.
D: But I did break it.
S: You asshole! I fucking told you not to go near my damn laptop, and the first damn thing you do is fucking break it!
D: FOCUS, SAMMY.
S: Sorry, sorry. What happened?
D: I'm pregnant.
S: You're what?!
S: You and Cas didn't use protection?! I fucking told you to! I fucking told you, and now you're gonna-I can't believe this, now I have to deal with your fucking mood swings and I have to go buy your sorry ass a shitton of pickles, and I have to deal with you and then I have to deal with Castiel and then your kid and DAMMIT DEAN!
D: Yes, Sam?
S: You're not a girl.
D: No I'm not.
S: So you can't get pregnant.
D: No I can't.
S: So I'm an idiot.
D: And he finally catches on.
APH - 101 ThingsThe following are the things that I, Thailand, will remember.APH - 101 Things5 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
1) I will not come to the meeting dressed up as a woman.
2) - even if it makes Hungary happy.
3) - saying Poland also does it is not a good excuse.
4) I will not splash people with water.
5) - They do not celebrate Songkran.
6) - It only makes them wet.
7) - And mad.
8) I will not punch people when they say "Thai? You mean Taiwan?"
9) - Its not polite.
10) I will not show of my Muay Thai skills.
11) - or demonstrate it on people.
12) - especially when they say all Asian martial arts are the same.
13) - Muay Thai is different.
14) I will not give spicy Thai food to people.
15) - Even though they're not really spicy.
16) - To me at least.
17) - Nor I will enjoy seeing them writhe in pain.
18) - Or take away all the available water sources.
19) - Its only amusing to me.
20) I will not become one with Russia.
21) - EVER.
22) I will not bring up the fact that I was the only Southeastern nation that was not colonized.
23) - It wou
Malkav's Mirror13 Possible Reasons Why Malkav's Mirror is CrackedMalkav's Mirror11 years ago in Humor More Like This
13. Brujah got sick of listening to Malkav talk about what a pretty mirror he had and decided to beat him over the head with it. Though, in his rage, he didn't notice it is was Toradore looking into it at the time.
12. Gangrel got pissed when he saw the duck bill he acquired after his last frenzy.
11. Assamite discovered that he could not diablerise himself.
10. Tremere learned the hard way that a house hold hand mirror cannot deflect Path of Levinbolt, no matter how many times it works in the cartoons.
9. Set realized that he could get far more profit from selling off a lot of little mirrors rather than one big one.
8. A reanimated corpse knocked it off the table while running like a bat out from hell from Giovanni's bedroom.
7. Not even Black Metamorphisis helped Lasombra see her reflection and so she broke the mirror in frustration with her hairbrush.
6. Toreador was so entranced by her own reflection that she didn't notice B
Better He awoke with a start, clutching his side as he sat up too quickly for a deep gash to allow. The pain surged through him as if a knife had been plunged there. He winced, but allowed it to subside slowly as he gritted his teeth. It had been a week since he had acquired this battle scar, but even with all of the expedited healing his good friend the Avatar, Korra, had provided, it still hurt to bend the wounded muscles beneath it. Still, Bolin knew himself well persistence was his middle name. Whatever life seemed to throw at him, he'd make lemonade out of those lemons and chuckle whole-heartedly as he drank it merrily. Though this scratch was deep, it could not and would not hold him down.Better3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He looked around at his surroundings. How different the large gazebo looked in the dead of night. It was more peaceful than usual. The calming sea breeze and the soft crash of waves below would help his healing, he heard Korra say once in passing to a worried
El creador de infantesEl creador de infantesEl creador de infantes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Las madres suelen dar consejos a sus hijos que terminan siendo útiles para el resto de sus vidas, pero hay ocasiones en que sus palabras parecen advertencias vagas o fantasiosas. Mi madre solía decirme que el diablo podía tomar cualquier forma, incluso la menos esperada, con tal de explotar las debilidades humanas; tenía que estar siempre alerta. Durante los años de mi infancia creí que solo era una expresión para que tuviera cuidado, nunca me imagine (a mi corta edad) que se hiciera realidad de una forma tan literal: un día apareció el diablo en mi pueblo natal bajo el nombre del Doctor Roberto Coss.
Era verano, finalmente habían terminado las clases y no había otra cosa que deseara más que ir al parque a jugar con mis amigos, pero mi madre tenía otros planes; me obligó un día a acompañarla a la tienda de abarrotes para comprar la despensa de la semana, ya que necesitaba manos extras