Santo Roma's Richiesta Pt. 1The sun was bright and the day was warm, both of which made Italy so very happy. He was leaning against the balcony railing outside of him and Germany's room in his blue boxers and a pink tank top. The sun felt nice against his pale skin, and he was considering asking Germany to skip training for the day so he could tan. Hey, summer was starting up, he needed to look good!Santo Roma's Richiesta Pt. 13 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Italia," Germany said from inside the room, "come und get dressed. Ve haff to get to training."
"Aw," Italy pouted as he ran back over to the blonde nation, "but it is such a beautiful day Germany! Can't we just skip training and laze around? Maybe tan a bit?"
Germany sighed deeply and looked into Italy's excited light brown eyes. How could he say no to such a cute face? He looked out the open glass doors to the balcony as a warm breeze came into the room. Vell, it is a vonderful day. I suppose skipping one session vouldn't hurt anyzing.
He smiled at Italy and rumpled Italy's brown hair. "Fine I
Lord Of The SystemLord Of The System11 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Rick Rubin- One ring to rule them all...one ring to...uhhh...own them! One ring to *thinks* look at them all! And in the darkness...bind them! *Cackles evilly*
Serj- *plays his flute* Oh golly gee...I found this ring...*holds the ring*
John- Uhhh...is it worth any money?! *Eyes light up*
Serj- I dont think so...but I can play piano!
John- Shut up...I know...hmm, I say we waste time and go destroy this ring in Mordor!
Serj- Hmmm...not bad *gets up packing random things and puts on his cloak* Come Johnwise. *walks out journeying* My fucking feet hurt!
John- I'm wearing my new shoes I bought with...MONEY! Guess, where I got the money, Serj?
Serj- *rolls eyes* Where?
John- I dont know...*tilts his head* But I'm really sexy...Serj, if I was a girl would you fuck me?
Serj- Id fuck you if you weren't a girl...*coughs* I mean...no, you ugly bitch!
John- *tear* Oh okay then...*walks through the dark forest* God, this forest is so dark, you better hold me, Serj
Serj- *holds John* Uhhh
Lord of the Monty Python 2Lord of the Monty Python 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Two Towers (That Sank into the Swamp)
Aragorn: The story so far
(Gilliam-style animation of Gandalf and the Balrog falling into the chasm of Khazud-dûm)
Aragorn: Meanwhile we are still kinda busy, too
(Cut to live-action shots of the Three Hunters Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli running westwards in hot pursuit of the Uruk-hai that abducted Merry and Pippin. The Fellowship theme plays in the background, with undertones of the King Arthur theme)
Gimli: Och, keep breathing, Gimli! Thats the key! Breathe!
Legolas: They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them!
(Suddenly, Aragorn pulls up sharply, causing his companions to cannon into him from behind, sending them sprawling)
Gimli: What did ye stop for, laddie?
Aragorn: Legolas, what to your Elf-eyes see?
Legolas: Someone comes
(Coming into view, they see a company of Rohan soldiers gallo
Lord of the Monty Python 1Lord of the Monty Python 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Fellowship of the Pythons
(Gilliam-style animated figures of a Man, an Elf and a Dwarf appear. The Man named Aragorn skips by, one foot ahead of the other, as though pretending to ride a horse. The Dwarf keeps up the pretence by running behind, banging two coconut shells together, as the Elf follows up, playing music on various period instruments. They gallop across several different abstract Gilliam-style backgrounds, finally reaching the village of Bree. The animation now fades to live-action. As they gallop along the street, Aragorn calls courteously to an ill-favoured looking peasant with sallow skin and shifty eyes)
Aragorn: I say, there. Old woman.
Bill Ferny: Man!
Aragorn: Oh, beg your pardon.
Bill Ferny: And Im thirty-seven. Im not old.
Aragorn: Well, I cant just call you Man.
Bill Ferny: Call me Bill Ferny, you fascist.
Aragorn: I didnt know that was your name.
Bill Ferny: Didnt bother to find ou
What Legolas would never sayDisclaimer: I dont own any of these characters. Damn it!!What Legolas would never say6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Things Legolas would never do or say
1 Archery sucks orc!
2. I love dwarfs
3. Burn the trees burn em muahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaahahahahhahahahaha!
4. Gimli come give me a hug
5. Ahhhhhhhhh get that icky orc away from me, itll ruin my outfit!!!
6. *Mournfully* I think I broke a nail
7. Strider why the long face, it looks awful
*Fellowship all turn round to see whats wrong*
I got a split end, oh the humanity!!!!!
Fellowship: *Anime fall over*
9. Youre right Gimli, I should grow a beard
10. *Tosses hair* Because Im worth it
11. That elven tart Arwen stole my man!!!!!!
12. Ive been giving this a lot of thought and I have decided that Im going to become a dwarf and go live in a nice, dark, smelly cave
13. *When Boromir dies*
What only 3 arrows, you sissy!!!!!!
14. I told you so but did you listen to me?! Noooooooooooooooo
Lord of the Monty Python 3Lord of the Monty Python 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Return of the Grail
(Gilliam-style animation of a young Sméagol and Déagol sitting in a boat, fishing. Suddenly, Déagol gets pulled over the side by a big fish. Déagol suddenly resurfaces, gripping the struggling fish in his teeth like some fuzzy-haired otter. Abrupt cut to later scene. Sméagols Hobbit-hole. A giant scowling hedgehog stumps past and looks over the hill)
Spiny Norman: Dinsdale?
(Inside, Sméagol is cackling like mad scientist as he works on the fish. He then throws the fish to Déagol to examine. Unfortunately, it explodes unintentionally)
(Next scene, Sméagol is kicked out of the clan by his family. The mob thrust Sméagol before a typically Gilliamesque humorous-looking Elf judge, of whose face only a very large powdered wig and a long nose can be seen)
Angry Mob: A witch! Hes a witch!
Elf Judge: How do you know hes a witch?
Random guy 1: He t
Lord of the Monty Python - ProLord of the Monty Python - Pro6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(Howard Shores ominous soundtrack The Prophecy plays ominously in the background film company credits appear, as Galadriels voice whispers in the background )
Galadriel: (Narrates, alternating in Sindarin and Common speech) I amar prestar aen. The world is changed. Han mathon ne nen. I feel it in the water. Han mathon ne chae. I feel it in the earth. A han noston ned gwilith. I smell it in the air. Once that was is lost, and what isnt is found again, and the world is full of confusion as this speech continues to run in circles, for none now live who remember it and those that live will soon forget it, because it wasnt important anyway
(The music swells up as the title appears: Lord of the Monty Python)
Galadriel: (Narrates) It began with the forging of the Great Rings. But since the Dark Lord Sauron promptly lost the One Ring because it was so small
Private MattersThere were a few things in his life Sam never wanted to witness.Private Matters2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The death of Jessica.
The death of his father.
The death of Dean.
He himself bringing on the apocalypse.
Of course that didn't change that he saw all that despite his wishes.
But nothing could have been worse than seeing his own brother and his substitute father at the kitchen table, staring at some poster in something that was obviously a nudie magazine, talking about shapes and weight and handling, the only thing missing was the drool in the corner of their mouths.
It was disgusting.
It was one thing to know more of Dean's sex life than he ever wanted, it was Okay to know where Bobby kept his playboy collection, but this was too much!
"God, you are so disgusting!"
"What is wrong with the idjit?"
"A lot. But this, now? Absolutely no idea."
Both hunters thought about it for a moment, whatever could have happened to make Sam even more strange than usual. Nothing came to their
The Night Of The Hunter: IntroductionThe Night Of The Hunter: Introduction2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Lost Creek, Colorado
"So, this Hailey girl, what's so important about her again?" Dean asked as they walked through the double doors of the Lost Creek Public Library.
"Her brother went camping a few days ago, and he never came home. He stopped calling her a few days into the trip, and she's gotten really worried about him. I don't know if it's our kind of thing, but since we're here, we might as well check it out." Sam replied to his brother. "Since he went missing near Blackwater Ridge, I figured we should start by asking for any newspaper articles relating to missing persons from the same area."
"Sounds like a plan." Dean said noncommittally, sounding thrilled at the idea of having to spend the next few hours of his life surrounded by tons of old books.
They both walked up to the closest librarian they could find. She was around her twenties, with red hair, green eyes, and freckles around her nose. She wore a light pink and white striped dress, and was currently shelving books
Amends They worried, he knew that.Amends2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
It was true that his mental state seemed to be deteriorating all the time. The joke shop had been closed for days, now. He must have lost a lot of sales.
He didn’t care.
Why should he care? What did money matter, when they were richer than they’d ever needed to be? What did the shop matter, when the only other person who had shared the dream was gone?
What did anything matter, when he was half of a whole?
Yes, they worried. They all worried. His mother most of all, of course, as all mothers did. His father, who always seemed unsure of what to do around him now. His siblings… Well, they had all felt almost the same pain he had. Almost. None of them had lost their other halves.
He didn’t know what he was thinking half the time. The other half, his thoughts were incomplete.
You see, Fred had always been there to complete them for him.
A Tale of Two Ums: Part 1 Argh! That James Potter! I swear he's trying to make me pitch myself off the Astronomy Tower. I hate him and I hate his stupid glasses and his stupid hair and his stupid cute smile...A Tale of Two Ums: Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Is your name Flipendo, Evans? Because you knock me off my feet."
"Your smile is like Lumos; it really lights up a room."
"You don't need Stupefy to be stunning, Evans."
"Shut up!" I screech at him. He throws a pick up line at me every time we finish a class and it drives me up the wall.
I realise that everybody is looking at me now and I suddenly remember that I'm a Prefect. I compose myself and say quietly, "Please stop that, Potter. It's very irritating."
I walk away and try to ignore the snickers of Sirius as he teases James. "Ooh, she got you, Prongs! She's beaten you with the powers of smarts and sensibility." He spits out the words like the plague and it's all I can do to not spin around and hex him into obli
Zutara Week 2009 JealousyZutara Week 2009: JEALOUSYZutara Week 2009 Jealousy5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Disclaimer: I dont own Avatar, or Zutara would be canon. J
Day Three, August 12: Jealousy
Summary: One year after the war had been won, Zuko and Mai broke it off, while Aang left Katara to travel the world, making sure peace was ruling, and that Azulas forces were under control. As Fire Lord, Zuko wanted to help the people that he had previously tortured, so he decided to return to the South Pole to offer his services in the reconstruction of the city. He and Katara have grown as close friends, but when he meets an old friend of hers, how will he react? I DUN OWN ATLA. This is written in Zukos POV.
I was used to the long journey from the Fire Nation to the South Pole. No, that didnt bother me. The welcome reception was nice, and no, the sea prunes didnt really bother me much. Since becoming a friend of Sokka and Kataras, Southern Water Tribe food was very common at t
Drarry fanfic Pt 2 Harry had just finished his homework when the sun began to set, and waiting for Hermione to get packed up, he played with the grass, tearing the lush blades from the ground and running them through his fingers. He toyed with the idea of trying to get them to levitate but Hermione was finished and Ron had finally given up being patient and was now pestering them to hurry up. As he stood up he saw the familiar figure of Ginny running over to him. He was happy to see Ginny but was aware of a niggling annoyance in the pit of his stomach, before he could figure out what it was Ginny had flung herself at him and was giving him a bear hug. He hugged her back and the four of them went off to the main hall. Harry tried to ignore it, but he had a funny feeling about the way Malfoy, who was in front of them, had given a beseeching and almost sad look towards him before disappearing into the building.Drarry fanfic Pt 23 years ago in Romance More Like This
Over the next few weeks, both boys found themselves thinking about eac
DoItForTheLulz x FlowingAwayThe following is to be read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.DoItForTheLulz x FlowingAway4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FlowingAway battled internally with his innermost feelings, but eventually his raging dilemma gave way to a smouldering passion, the likes of which the world has never seen before. His throat ran dry, his fingers twitched as electrical impulses ran through his entire body, and his frontal lobe erupted with images of DoItFortheLulz, sprawled in revealing poses.
Allowing DoItForTheLulz to brush his fingers through his flowing hair, FlowingAway looked into his lover's eyes and smiled.
"I love you, DoItForTheLulz," his whispered hoarsely, "I've never been more sure that someone was right for me. I need you in my life, and if you listen to your heart, I think you'll feel the same way."
DoItForTheLulz smiled gently, taking FlowingAway's hand and leading him to the back room.
"I've got something you might like," DoItForTheLulz chuckled demurely. "It's made of leather, and it's covered in zips and buckles..." As he pu
You're So Vain"No." Remus carried on reading his book. "I won't go."You're So Vain9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Go on, Rem. Please?" Sirius perched on the arm of the chair. His chair, really, but since Remus had moved in with him two months earlier it had become 'Rem's reading chair'. "It's a great bar, you'll really enjoy itů"
Remus lowered his book. "It's just going to be another one of those bars where the alcohol would kill an elephant. No thanks."
"Wrong! This place is upmarket. It has one of these weird Muggle thingies, a 'karrie and okie' thing."
Remus sighed, trying to avoid looking at Sirius' puppy dog eyes and pouting lips. "You'll just abandon me at the bar and go off to find someone. Why can't you Floo James to go with you?"
Sirius began to play with Remus' hair. "He won't go into those bars," he said distractedly.
"Ah. A gay bar. And I'm the only one mug enough to go with you."
"Remmie, it'll be fun. I'll tell the guys not to hit on you. What else are you going to do? Sit around at home reading another boring book?" Sirius snat
Lazarus' DogCold streams of water hit the skin and washed the sweat and blood off; red river came to the outflow and disappeared.Lazarus' Dog3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Standing under the working shower, Bernadotte sighed. Coldness was refreshing, but it only worked for a while; after some time he got used to it and the effect worn off. He felt how his muscles grow stiff at first and then fall out of taut bunches. He liked that feeling. It was especially helpful after hard days of training or fighting. He would say that day was just like all others, tiring, stressful and dangerous, but somehow it felt different.
Bernadotte was feeling like he wished to wash off his soul.
Maybe that's why he had chosen the cold shower. Filth was all over his body, or so he thought that. But even after washing himself closely, getting rid of all the mud, he still had a feeling of being dirty.
Disgusting, revolting, abominable, rotten.
The long braid had been untied and now the loose strands of ginger hair were bordering his face. He put the head under th
I'm on a domeIchigo: *has the key to open a Garganta* hey... that means I can go with two others into Las Noches dome. But who shall I take. *sees Grimmjow, Orihime, Ulquiorra* I'll take... GrimmjowI'm on a dome4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Grimmjow: Fucking A
Ichigo: and.... *Ulquiorra and Orihime look at him lovingly* and... Yuzu.
Ulquiorra and Orihime: WHAT?!!!
Ichigo: shut the hell up
Ichigo: awww crap!! Everybody in this world get ready, 'cause its about to go down. Everyone on the dome, prepare your fucking blades and get ready to fight. Because its gonna be a long night!
Grimmjow: Shinigami and Arrancars LISTEN UP BECAUSE!!!
Ichigo and Grimmjow: I'm on a dome! I'm on a dome! Everybody look at me, cause i'm fighting on a dome! I'm on a dome! I'm on a dome! Take a good hard look at the motherfucking dome!!
Grimmjow: I'm on a dome, Motherfucker! In the fucking dark. No this aint an your castle, so look for new crown! Ulquiorra wears make-up like a fucking clown. He cant beat me cause i
Zutara Music MemeZUTARA FIC! First one, (or many I guess ) I dont own A: TLA or the songs/artists.Zutara Music Meme6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1) Choose a character or pairing you like!
2) Get your win amp/ iTunes/ whatever program you use to listen to music working with a shuffle mode with all your songs.
3) Get ready to write the first thing that pumps in your head as soon as a song starts!
4) Write the drabble as long as that song is played, not longer.
5) Write ten of these and then you're finished. (Do this with other pairings if you'd like...)
1) SOS by Rhianna
Katara wandered through the streets of the Fire Nation village closet to the camp. She missed the Gaang, but she had to do this. Grocery shopping was a must.
Hey little lady, I think you and I could make beautiful music together! a drunken man howled out from a nearby tavern.
I dont think so. She dismissed him curtly, and continued on, her brown hair swishing behind her.
I think, that you shouldnt turn me down. The man got u
A Voice in the NightSam groaned and ran a hand through his hair. His eyes burned from staring at the computer screen for several hours, looking for answers to questions they weren't even sure of. Were they going down the right path? It seemed like an Archeri demon, but something wasn't adding up. They were missing something. But what?A Voice in the Night2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
Letting out a frustrated sigh, he fell back against in his chair. Aching knuckles rose to rub his stinging eyes. After a moment, he dropped his hands and turned, blinking, to look at Dean.
"Dude, I'm not finding anything useful here." He said. Dean looked up from the gun he was cleaning with a frown.
"Nothing?" There was doubt in his voice, and maybe a hint of anger. Sam knew it wasn't anger toward him, but it raised his hackles all the same.
"I'm sorry I can't magically produce answers for you, Dean. I'll try harder next time." The words were out before he had the chance to even think about them. Regret flowed through him as Dean narrowed his eyes at him. Shit. "Neve
His Greatest AccomplishmentTitle: His Greatest AccomplishmentHis Greatest Accomplishment6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: She was one of those people he found to be disgustingly pure, and no matter how much he antagonized her to try to get her to let one curse word slip past her lips, she never did.
Rating: PG for Hiruma's potty mouth.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Eyeshield 21, but I can only borrow and play with the characters
Anezaki Mamori never swore. She was one of those people he found to be disgustingly pure, and no matter how much he antagonized her to try to get her to let one curse word slip past her lips, she never did. And believe you him, all types of methods had been employed.
He had started out with simple things: picking on the damn chibi and his teammates, blatantly ignoring the disciplinary council members before outright terrorizing them, teasing her about her predilection for cream puffs, and of course, letting Cerberus run loose over the school campus. She would always throw herself between
Staying in bedA/N: Here be Remus/Sirius slash. All the fluff?Staying in bed2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Theme: In your arms
“Don’t wake them!” James said from the other side of Remus’s curtains. The young lycanthrope slowly opened his eyes and chuckled when he heard someone – most likely Peter – run into one of their trunks before their two friends quietly left the dorm room.
It was the first Saturday since returning to school and none of the Marauders had quite gotten used to waking up early morning. That’s why Sirius and Remus were still lying in bed, trying to sleep.
Sadly, now that Remus was awake, it didn’t look like he was going to fall back asleep. Not that he really minded; he was perfectly content just staying in bed with Sirius using his chest as a pillow. Thankfully the other seventh year was still sound asleep so Remus just closed his eyes as he started to slowly stroke Sirius’s black hair.
Even though Remus didn’t go back asleep, his mind did drift off somew
Kissing DisasterAK47.Kissing Disaster5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Gabe and Pete glance up at me, looking confused. I lean against the doorway.
Party. Now. Whos in?
Sure. Ill go for it.
Pete says, standing and stretching.
With the mixtape recording tomorrow and all, its probably not a good idea. But since when have I listened to a good idea?
Gabe? You in a get-wasted mood?
Im always in a get wasted mood.
Gabe says, grabbing his leather jacket and sliding his lanky arms into it.
Count me in.
Its New York. Nighttime. The Decaydance bands are all headed to Angels & Kings - its kind of tradition. The night before recording, whatever band heads to AK47 to hang out and let off some steam. Usually its only one band at a time, sometimes two. With everyone in town for the mixtape recording, the promise of a fun night hangs in the air.
You need to think of something by tomorrow.
Pete says from the backseat. He a
For Better or For Worse ch 1For Better or For Worse ch 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
I've decided to write a sorta goofy story. I guess you can say this is a spin off from Enceinte
Grabbing the apples on the tray, the country mare inspected the fruits intently which grew a smirk on the Wonderbolt's face. Although it was not the most romantic scene he had in mind, Soarin enjoyed his time with the orange pony. Not use to seeing her as dolled up as she was in the Grand Galloping Gala a few years ago, he appreciated her wholesome look. Her hat tipped slightly which had her push it back up. Soarin soon found himself face to face with two apples that she held out.
"Bruises," she announced, shaking her head, "Bruises all over these apples. What're they doin' with 'em? Playin' baseball and usin' them as balls?" Applejack looked down timidly and set her food down on the table. "My 'pologies. It's the inner farmer in me."
"No worries," Soarin assured, "Cafeteria food is never that good anyway."
"Gosh, Ah hope Rainbow's gonna be fine," Applejack said. The blue Pegasus had
CAPSTARA WEEK DAY SEVENEveryone wears masks. Some are visible some are not. Some are brightly colored, some are flesh colored. Some are decorative, some abstracted and some of the best simply there.CAPSTARA WEEK DAY SEVEN6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
His was unique with a strip of red flesh, perfectly schooled by cruelty, humility, pain and suffering.
Hers was motherly, caring and nurturing, crafted from despair and need, survival.
They were two of a kind, though they didnt yet know it. Both wore their masks proudly, for different reasons that were exactly the same.