Spain Strikes OutSpain: Hola Romano!Spain Strikes Out4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Como estas?
Spain: ¿Bueno y usted?
Spain: Muy Beuno~ Glad to hear that my little tomate~.
Cleverbot: Taxes are very complicated. So are penguins.
Spain: Si taxes are muy complicated... I don't think penguins are though.
Cleverbot: I don't think about it much, either, but recently I have.
Spain: Hm... Well I guess you would. I mean you are part of Italy.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not. How old are you?
Spain: Yes you are Romano... Your full name is Italy Romano, and you know how old I am.
Cleverbot: I didn't know. I think you are confused.
Spain: No I'm not. Wait... Who are you if you're not Romano?
Cleverbot: I am Julie.
Spain: Oh... I'm sorry Julie... I didn't know I was talking to a pretty chica~.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure where Clay went. Have you tried looking for him?
Spain: Eh? I know no Clay. Do you?
Cleverbot: You know too much about me.
Spain: Que? B-but we just started talking. I don't even know what your favorite color is tesoro.
Oh my god my dreams are being so nice to me!I had the most amazing HetaOni dream ever, well it was depressing, but a fangirl would call it amazing. I WAS IN IT!!! My dreams are starting to become nice to me!! It matches my school-Jornelle personality, becauseOh my god my dreams are being so nice to me!3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I'm smarter, and make more sense when I'm in school. Anyway, enough of me talking, let me tell you what happened!!!
In this scene, we're in the room where the safety room is, but we're not in the safety room, and Italy tries to explain to everyone of what has been happening ever since we got here. I get pissed off, and tell him off about the logistics.
Italy:.....and if I do die, I don't want you guys to be sad or cry for me
Me: But you die! Why shouldn't we?!
Italy: Because then I'll know you guys are safe when I die
Italy: Steve(this is when I found out I was dreaming, because no one called him Steve in the actual thing) won't hurt you guys anymore... You can all leave this place safely....
Me:*quietly so he couldn't hear me* Shut up
Italy: ....And none of y
The Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 6Opera Populaire that Night: Showtime for II MutoThe Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 64 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
That night was opening night for the Opera Populaire's new production of II Muto, and everything was set up and ready for the show. Ignoring the 'Nightmaren Ghost's' threats, Jackle and Chamelan gave Clairs the lead role as Countess, Helen the silent role of the Page Boy, and they did not leave Box 5 open, so they were in for it!
Clairs stepped out on stage wearing a very puffy pink dress that made her hips look the size of a hippo. She was also wearing clown looking makeup, and a really tall white wig that was probably as tall as her body.
Helen walked alongside Clairs on stage wearing a long white maid's outfit, and her hair pulled back in a ponytail. Hidden underneath the maid's dress, was a white men's dress shirt, with light blue tights, and tall black boots. The outfit made Helen look like a man because in the Opera, a man (the pageboy) is secretly the Countess' lover, so in order for him to stay undercover, he disguised himself as
The Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 3Helen's Dressing RoomThe Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 34 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"You did a wonderful job Helen my dear!" Madame Emily told Helen in her dressing room, surrounded by bushels of flowers after her amazing performance. "He is pleased with you." Emily informed her, handing her a red rose with a black silk ribbon tied onto its stem.
'He?' Helen thought to herself with a confused expression on her face. 'NiGHTS maybe? Hmm...' Just as Helen was about to ask Emily who gave her the rose, she left the room shutting the door behind her. Now being alone, Helen sat on the stool by her vanity pondering at the mysterious rose she was holding delicately. 'Who is he?' She wondered when suddenly, the door opened.
"Hello Helen." A handsome purple jester holding flowers said as smooth as silk.
Could it be? Is it really him? Helen turned to find her childhood sweetheart kneeling next to her holding a lovely bouquet of flowers. "NiGHTS!" she cried giving him a tight hug. "Those picnics in the attic..." she said, trailing off, and letting nostalgia t
A Trick to SleepIt was quite a sight for Mamori to see her fiancé struggling to get comfortable in the narrow train seat he was in. He fidgeted, and got up a couple of times, growling in annoyance and mumbled profanities that grew louder and louder, causing the others in the train to scoot as far away from him as possible. She could only watch sympathetically as she felt partly responsible for Hiruma's discomfort. "You really should try to get some rest," Mamori spoke up.A Trick to Sleep4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yeah, well, sleep would come easily to me if you remembered the fucking sleeping pills," Hiruma replied with annoyance.
"I'm sorry, but we did rush after your game and I had to pack for the both of us. You haven't slept for over 48 hours now."
"I don't think I can fucking sleep," Hiruma scowled as he sank into his seat.
Mamori sighed, knowing how Hiruma was hard to handle when he had this attitude on. "Are you nervous because we're going to visit your father? We won't reach there in the next two to three hours so--"
"I don't gi
Amy in WonderlandLet's tell a storyAmy in Wonderland3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
A fairy tale story much, much better that a story told long ago
A pink hedgehog opened her eyes.The hedgehog name was Amy Rose. She wore a red dress with pink and white frills. The dress had a ribbon in the front and back, the ribbons were both red with a heart in the middle. The hearts had a pink lace while the ribbons had a white lace around them. She had a white apron on with pink frills around it, over the red dress. She had a red hairband with red roses on both sides. Long white socks with pink lacing and little red bows on the top. Red doll shoes with pink roses on the tip of them. In her lap was a little blue chao with a red collar and a music note on it.
When my eyes opened, there was a yellow fox
It was running in such a hurry, I decided to follow it
The pink hedgehog followed the yellow fox, and the chao followed the pink hedgehog.
The fox was dress up in a white button shirt with a brown waistcoat, a yellow bow around his neck. Black trousers with two brig
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted
FINEFINE11 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Fine is the word to hide all
It is the conversation ender
It is the building blocks of illusions in the mind
Its what every one mumbles
if asked if they're alright
their heads held up high
in false pride
when inside they
is always the last thing
on their mind
to that line
Fine is the word
that rolls from the tongue
before anything else
be it the painful truth
Or the sweetened lies
Fine is alway the catch all
its what we all hide behind
Raven Marie Shadows
10 reasons why Zuko is cooler than Draco Malfoy1.Zuko is not afraid to fight.Draco runs away every time he sees danger in front of him.10 reasons why Zuko is cooler than Draco Malfoy3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2.Zuko became a capable firebender because his uncle taught him well.Draco got all the good marks at Hogwarts because he was Snape's favourite.
3.Zuko's girlfriend,Mai,is definitely cooler than Pancy Parkinson.
4.Zuko is capable of redemtion.Draco is not(those who think he is are really mad ficwriters).
5.Zuko treats his friends as equals.Draco thinks of his friends as of his servants.
6.Zuko can fight without bending(by using swords).Draco can only run away if he doesn't have a wand.
7.Zuko's dad is the №1 baddie in the story.Draco's dad is just the same cowardly nobleman as his son.
8.In the beginning,Zuko is an uncertain person with a struggle in his soul,while Draco is just a proud,cowardly and bratty(in a lack of a better word) aristocrat.In the end,Zuko is an ex-villain,who found peace after becoming good,while Draco is still a proud,cowardly and bratty aristocrat.
9.Zuko foollows his h
When an Angel Tamed the Devil"Valentine's day? That's the most bullshit idea I've ever heard in my entire life." Hiruma Youichi grumbled. He hates all the mushy and corny things he has ever heard in his entire life. He even thought of bombing chocolate companies for their foolish idea of coming up with such ridiculous event. Love is in the air indeed, for everywhere he walks upon, he saw couples, girls giving chocolates and confessing at the same time, and all sort of things that he think is horrendously mushy. He felt like shooting everyone with his AK-47 so that they would not remind him of the date.When an Angel Tamed the Devil4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unfortunately, before he could enter AmeFuto's clubroom, he could smell the reek of the uber sweetness of chocolate coming from the inside. He wouldn't mind if it is his gourmand friend Kurita, but he does hope to see something not love-related.
"HORA HORA HORA!!!!!!" He screamed on top on his lungs and shoots randomly as he slammed the door open. Everyone who was in the clubroom ducked to save their dearly lives, e
The Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 7Rooftop / Balcony of Opera Populaire ( only seconds after the hanging of Clawz )The Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 74 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"There is no Phantom of Nightopia!" NiGHTS assured Helen, walking out onto the rooftop in to the lightly falling snow, but she knew that he was very wrong.
NiGHTS, I've been there
to his world of unending night
To a world with the daylight dissolves into darkness... darkness...
NiGHTS, I've seen him!
Can I ever forget that sight?
Can I ever escape from that face?
So distorted, deformed, it was hardly a face
in that darkness... darkness...
Slowly zoning out, Helen slowly walked across the rooftop, letting her cape drag, slowly starting to smile and looking out to night sky, she sang:
But his voice filled my spirit
with a strange, sweet sound...
In the night there was music in my mind...
And through music my soul began to soar!
And I heard as I'd never heard before
Slowly starting to come back to reality, she turned back to NiGHTS who had a confused expression on his face. He thought she was ter
The Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 11Opera Populaire: Chamelan and Jackle's OfficeThe Phantom of Nightopia Chapter 113 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
As soon as NiGHTS arrived with Helen back at the Opera Populaire, he knew that he would need to make an improtant visit with Chamelan and Jackle regarding the Phantom's production of Don Juan Triumphant. Since this was his opera, he was to decide who would get each roll, and as assumed, he gave Helen the leading soprano roll. NiGHTS was completely against it, because he knew if she took the roll, her life could be in danger.
"We can't do this!" NiGHTS exclaimed at Chamelan and Jackle. "I will not let you and this Phantom put Helen in this opera! The only reason he wrote it was to get closer to Helen! We have all been blind! He is using all of us in order for him to be able to take Helen!" NiGHTS rebelled, trying to sway their decision and let her be.
"I'm sorry NiGHTS," Chamelan apologized, "but you and I both know that this must be done. We now know, after the hanging of Clawz that we must strictly follow his orders... or else we may lose
Starlight's Story Chapter 5It has been three months since Starlight's arrival. She still isn't use to the Visitors and hides from them, but she has been making process by playing with the younger Visitors and hiding them from the nightmaren army. NiGHTS enjoys her company and her help. One time they even did a duet playing Dreams Dreams. Owl keeps telling more and more about the Night Dimension and the Waking World. Starlight still doesn't know nothing about her past, but being with NiGHTS and Owl makes her feel not so bad.Starlight's Story Chapter 53 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Starlight is flying in Delight City just outside the neon light city. She hums a song she heard a Visitor sing, something called The Big Bang. She doesn't really know what the lyrics mean only that the melody sounds really good.
A nightopian flys up to her holding a ball and holds it in front of her. She looks behind the nightopian and sees more looking at her. She smiles at them and back to the nightopian in front of her, nodding her head. The nightopian squeaks in happiness and flys back to
The Official Ode to the ForumsThe Official Ode to the Forums11 years ago in Ballad More Like This
I can't stand to see another thread,
beating a horse that's already dead.
Do you like "s3ks" and what does art mean?
A poorhorse cult for illiterate teens.
The forum descriptions must be Greek,
or maybe the newbies only read 1337.
The Welcome Center to get a tour.
Thumbshare Forum for commentwhores.
'Deviator' no longer exists
(The Forum's still there 'cause jark insists)
Don't post there- it's useless you know
Read the thread that tells you so.
Elite ForumWhores: they're better than you.
Accept it now you know it's true;
If you see a lot of the Blank Stare guy
stupidity is the reason why.
For those with a brain that can't be found
watch out for curran if he's around.
With legendary wit and sarcastic replies
he cleans up the forums (or at least he tries).
We interupt this poem to distinguish
that "kewl" and "k@wa1i!!1!1" are not English.
If those are in your vocabulary
please buy yourself a dictionary.
Do you think you are a squirrel
instead of a normal boy or girl?
ShaunDes drabble meme.Rules:ShaunDes drabble meme.6 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
1. We Were So Entangled- Head Like a Kite
The slap of flesh against flesh and ragged breathing from the men on the bed echoed around the room, each one too caught up in each other to speak.
2. Frustration- The Whip
"Hello, Desmond. /Go away/."
The man's scarred lips curved into a frown at that, body shifting so he could easily lean against the surface Shaun's computer rested on. There was something about the computer specialist that drew him in, made him want to irritate him further, push him further, frustrate him further.
"How about.. no."
A strange, amused grin replaced Desmond's frown when the exasperated groan lef
HestiaOh Hestia, oh Hestia,Hestia3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
you promised to
keep the fire warm
for me, waiting at home.
On these dark roads
that our cruel world created,
I haven't seen
a single star
on a moonless night.
I cannot touch anyone
with these blood hands of mine,
soils from a war of revenge.
A great tiredness is coming over me.
A great grief is burdening me.
A great sickness is calling me home.
But when I returned
to where I was born,
there was only more destruction.
Oh Hestia, Oh Hestia,
please keep the hearth alive,
waiting for me to come home
like you promised long ago.
Whenever I close my eyes,
all I ever see are the
nightmares of life.
Let me wake up.
These leaders we admire so,
do they know what is the price of war?
or do they already know and yet continue.
Walking on these dirty streets,
I can finally see
why everyday citizens
want to forget everything bad,
because of their indifference.
Are we truly blind to the truth?
Or our eyes just turn away?
This ignorance is like a disease
that may look like bliss
His Greatest AccomplishmentTitle: His Greatest AccomplishmentHis Greatest Accomplishment6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Summary: She was one of those people he found to be disgustingly pure, and no matter how much he antagonized her to try to get her to let one curse word slip past her lips, she never did.
Rating: PG for Hiruma's potty mouth.
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Eyeshield 21, but I can only borrow and play with the characters
Anezaki Mamori never swore. She was one of those people he found to be disgustingly pure, and no matter how much he antagonized her to try to get her to let one curse word slip past her lips, she never did. And believe you him, all types of methods had been employed.
He had started out with simple things: picking on the damn chibi and his teammates, blatantly ignoring the disciplinary council members before outright terrorizing them, teasing her about her predilection for cream puffs, and of course, letting Cerberus run loose over the school campus. She would always throw herself between
reali swear to Godreal10 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
that i love mine as much as
you love yours and that
if i could find the words to say it,
i would. if i could
find the perfect words, if i could just
close my eyes and instead of thinking
i love him i love him i love him
think of something poetic and real and un-cliché,
just for a second,
i would. but
i am-he is-we are poetic,
dawn and paul forever part 2dawn and paul forever part 27 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
" well..." Paul said trying to get to words out his mouth but not trying to make her upset or mad.
" Paul i understand," dawn said, "but i really want to know."
it started to get quiet.people started to come in the park slowly.
" um...," Paul started to say " we had some wine and we went up to your room"
"then what," dawn tried to prepare her self for what Paul was about to say.
" then we....," Paul took a long pause then said, " did it"
"WHAT" dawn yelled then lowered it because everyone would start stare.
dawn ran out the park crying. Paul figured she didn't want to be alone so he went back to his place.
dawn ran to Paul's house after a couple of hours. paul was out side on his porch trying to think but all he thought about was dawn and the wonderful sex they had. dawn came up to him breathing hard and trying to catch her breathe.
dawn started to breathe right and sat down next to Paul.
" Paul I'm..." dawn said
" dawn we can tell each other everything you know that right." Paul said.
Little old lightbulbLittle old lightbulb,Little old lightbulb9 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
all burnt out?
A twist at the neck
A twist at the neck
eliminates doubt -
little old lightbulb?
All burnt out.
RetrospeccionRetrospeccion5 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Estacionamiento Denver Mall. Muy tarde.
Que agitado, es demasiada chamba. Cada noche es distinta, las farolas alumbrando las resbalosas y húmedas pistas, el cielo tan negro con algún titilar de alguna estrella lejana, el aullido de algún animal rogando por comida, la peste de los callejones y la peste que los habita, escondrijos de la peor basura en las calles, bares y prostíbulos que esperan el caer de la noche para deleitar el bajo instinto humano, violencia, robo, asesinato pues bienvenido, aquel es mi hogar, o si pudiese llamarlo como tal.
Así como en las mañanas, las noches nunca son para descansar, el ritmo de vida es también muy agitado. Y al igual que muchas otras, estoy de turno.
Vaya que correr en estas pistas es todo un reto, con cuidado de no tropezar. Mi objetivo está a unos metros de mí, vaya que es rápido. Maldita la hora que tuve que elegir este trabajo, maldito mas bien el que me contrato o maldit
Personal Space- HiruMamoAuthor's Note: Ah... my fluff...Personal Space- HiruMamo7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It is a well known fact that Hiruma Yoichi has problems with personal space. Sena saw it when Mamori had saved him from Hiruma on the day that he found out he had been accepted into Deimon. Sena had also noticed it a few more times as well and had asked Mamori about it once.
"Well, for a normal person there is one main reason for the invasion of another's personal bubble." She emphasized 'normal' in an exasperated tone, she'd just gotten done having another fight with Hiruma over him. "Mostly it's familiarity, but sometimes it's used for intimidation... for the not so normal people." Here she had shot Hiruma a glance where he was 'obliviously' typing on his laptop across the club.
"Like... with Hiruma it's intimidation and with my mom it's familiarity?" Sena had asked. Mamori had nodded with a smile, then changed in a split second to 'Protect Sena Mode,' making him flinch.
"Has he been picking on you aga-" She was cut off when Sena h