Oh my god my dreams are being so nice to me!I had the most amazing HetaOni dream ever, well it was depressing, but a fangirl would call it amazing. I WAS IN IT!!! My dreams are starting to become nice to me!! It matches my school-Jornelle personality, becauseOh my god my dreams are being so nice to me!3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
I'm smarter, and make more sense when I'm in school. Anyway, enough of me talking, let me tell you what happened!!!
In this scene, we're in the room where the safety room is, but we're not in the safety room, and Italy tries to explain to everyone of what has been happening ever since we got here. I get pissed off, and tell him off about the logistics.
Italy:.....and if I do die, I don't want you guys to be sad or cry for me
Me: But you die! Why shouldn't we?!
Italy: Because then I'll know you guys are safe when I die
Italy: Steve(this is when I found out I was dreaming, because no one called him Steve in the actual thing) won't hurt you guys anymore... You can all leave this place safely....
Me:*quietly so he couldn't hear me* Shut up
Italy: ....And none of y
A Trick to SleepIt was quite a sight for Mamori to see her fiancé struggling to get comfortable in the narrow train seat he was in. He fidgeted, and got up a couple of times, growling in annoyance and mumbled profanities that grew louder and louder, causing the others in the train to scoot as far away from him as possible. She could only watch sympathetically as she felt partly responsible for Hiruma's discomfort. "You really should try to get some rest," Mamori spoke up.A Trick to Sleep4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Yeah, well, sleep would come easily to me if you remembered the fucking sleeping pills," Hiruma replied with annoyance.
"I'm sorry, but we did rush after your game and I had to pack for the both of us. You haven't slept for over 48 hours now."
"I don't think I can fucking sleep," Hiruma scowled as he sank into his seat.
Mamori sighed, knowing how Hiruma was hard to handle when he had this attitude on. "Are you nervous because we're going to visit your father? We won't reach there in the next two to three hours so--"
"I don't gi
When an Angel Tamed the Devil"Valentine's day? That's the most bullshit idea I've ever heard in my entire life." Hiruma Youichi grumbled. He hates all the mushy and corny things he has ever heard in his entire life. He even thought of bombing chocolate companies for their foolish idea of coming up with such ridiculous event. Love is in the air indeed, for everywhere he walks upon, he saw couples, girls giving chocolates and confessing at the same time, and all sort of things that he think is horrendously mushy. He felt like shooting everyone with his AK-47 so that they would not remind him of the date.When an Angel Tamed the Devil3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Unfortunately, before he could enter AmeFuto's clubroom, he could smell the reek of the uber sweetness of chocolate coming from the inside. He wouldn't mind if it is his gourmand friend Kurita, but he does hope to see something not love-related.
"HORA HORA HORA!!!!!!" He screamed on top on his lungs and shoots randomly as he slammed the door open. Everyone who was in the clubroom ducked to save their dearly lives, e
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted
IDidThisToLookLikeIWasWorkingOnce upon a time, there was a magical fairy princess named Leonardo, who was friends with a not so magical elf named Ezio. By coincidence, the famous painter, Leonardo da Vinci, also had a friend by the name of Ezio, but none of those people have anything to do with this.IDidThisToLookLikeIWasWorking4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One day, Shaun Hastings was practicing yoga for stress relief when, suddenly, the roof caved in because Templars. There was a shriek like that of a little girl, and Lucy and Rebecca shouted in surprise, too. Seeing how frightened they all were, Shaun decided that this was a job for SUPER SHAUN. He stood up confidently and tore open his sweater vest, revealing a second shirt with a magnificent letter "S" and an elegant, flowing cape. Then, he flew up, up, and away through the hole in the ceiling to go find a more suitable environment for his yoga session.
Later that same day, Cheziray and Malik danced at a fantabulous rave, even though none of those things ever existed in the same time period.
Moral of the story: Altai
ShaunDes drabble meme.Rules:ShaunDes drabble meme.5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
1. Pick a character, pairing, or fandom you like.
2. Turn on your music player and put it on random/shuffle.
3. Write a drabble related to each song that plays. You only have the time frame of the song to finish the drabble; you start when the song starts, and stop when it's over. No lingering afterwards!
4. Do ten of these, then post them.
1. We Were So Entangled- Head Like a Kite
The slap of flesh against flesh and ragged breathing from the men on the bed echoed around the room, each one too caught up in each other to speak.
2. Frustration- The Whip
"Hello, Desmond. /Go away/."
The man's scarred lips curved into a frown at that, body shifting so he could easily lean against the surface Shaun's computer rested on. There was something about the computer specialist that drew him in, made him want to irritate him further, push him further, frustrate him further.
"How about.. no."
A strange, amused grin replaced Desmond's frown when the exasperated groan lef
dawn and paul forever part 2dawn and paul forever part 26 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
" well..." Paul said trying to get to words out his mouth but not trying to make her upset or mad.
" Paul i understand," dawn said, "but i really want to know."
it started to get quiet.people started to come in the park slowly.
" um...," Paul started to say " we had some wine and we went up to your room"
"then what," dawn tried to prepare her self for what Paul was about to say.
" then we....," Paul took a long pause then said, " did it"
"WHAT" dawn yelled then lowered it because everyone would start stare.
dawn ran out the park crying. Paul figured she didn't want to be alone so he went back to his place.
dawn ran to Paul's house after a couple of hours. paul was out side on his porch trying to think but all he thought about was dawn and the wonderful sex they had. dawn came up to him breathing hard and trying to catch her breathe.
dawn started to breathe right and sat down next to Paul.
" Paul I'm..." dawn said
" dawn we can tell each other everything you know that right." Paul said.
Yes, My Name Is JoeIt's only a matter of time. That girl knows who did it. That bloody thing. That little girl, only six or seven. Yes, she saw it. That little girl knows who killed her mommy. She had walked in from school. Poor dear. She saw her mommy die. She knows every line on the dirty man's face. She know the exact pitch of his voice. That dirty, rotten man. She saw him hold up the knife. She saw him bring it down . . . six or seven times. Poor, little girl.Yes, My Name Is Joe11 years ago in Horror More Like This
She wasn't supposed to be there. The house was supposed to be empty. She'll never rid that image. That poor, little girl saw her mommy beg. She saw her mommy beg for mercy. She heard her mommy plead, "Please don't make my daughter see." The poor dear just stood there. Stood there shocked. She watched her mommy weep until the last stroke.
That rotten, little man, he grabbed her by the arm. He waited for the thrill he would get hearing her scream. That poor, little girl said nothing. She didn't even flinch. The poor dear almost found a comfort in
How to Make a decent homestuck troll OC.THE DO'S AND DO NOT'S OF MAKING A HOMESTUCK TROLL OC.How to Make a decent homestuck troll OC.3 years ago in Editorial More Like This
1) THE NAME.
- Make it something we can pronounce. Not some stupid shit like Jukgth Ghtyfk.
- The first name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long.
- The last name HAS TO BE 6 LETTERS long as well.
- Your troll CANNOT have the last name of an actual canon troll.
- Nor can they be related at all.
2) TYPING QUIRKS.
- Make it something readable at least. Keep it simple.
- Don't use the ones that are over used. Like replacing S with $.
- Be creative.
3) BLOOD COLORS.
- Be realistic guys and stay with the program. Don't make them have some stupid rainbow blood or something. That screams Mary-sue.
- Your troll may be a mutant blood. It is rare but it happens. So it's okay, just don't make them flaunt it. They will be culled.
- Black and White are not colors, they are shades and tints. So therefor they cannot be blood COLORS. (This includes grey/gray)
- Lime is a canon color, but lime bloods have gone extinct.
- Your trolls blood cannot change colors.
Toph 'Norris' Bei Fong FactsWhen Koh goes to sleep every night, he checks his cave for Toph Bei Fong.Toph 'Norris' Bei Fong Facts6 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Toph Bei Fong doesn't read books. No, not because she's blind. She just gives them a blind stare until she gets the information she wants.
Toph Bei Fong does not sleep. She waits. (Explaining why she can sense Combustion Man coming for the Gaang in 305 The Beach.)
Toph Bei Fong is the reason why Ozai is hiding during the Day of Black Sun, not the solar eclipse.
There is no rear head behind Toph Bei Fong's hairbun. There is only another fist.
When Toph Bei Fong does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
Toph Bei Fong never asks what time it is, SHE decides what time it is.
Toph Bei Fong ships only Tokka. But she'll consider between Kataang and Zutara for her beta ship.
The Great Walls of Ba Sing Se were originally created to keep out Toph Bei Fong. It was epic fail.
Toph Bei Fong once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. She spent the first 45 minutes having sex with Sokka.
Werewolf Genre Pet PeevesWerewolves have never had terribly consistent folklore. Even prior to the early days of film, werewolf myths varied wildly - good and evil, permanently and temporarily transformed, quadruped and bipedal (rarely), curable or incurable, etc, etc. Because the legends were so scatter-brained, the original The Wolf Man largely invented its own mythos. It was imitated repeatedly and became the "standard" of the genre. As the formula began to wear thin, others added new innovation to the myth - some ideas stuck and some didn't.Werewolf Genre Pet Peeves2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
With such a scattered range of ideas, it's only natural that fans of werewolves aren't going to like all of them and I'm no different. In fact, I downright can't stand some aspects commonly used in modern werewolf fiction. Maybe it doesn't make any sense, maybe it contradicts my artistic principles, or maybe I just don't like it. Whatever the reason, a few genre tropes that I don't like developed into pet peeves - and if you're a werewolf fanboy or fangir
The Isolated SystemA cold morning stung the area like a stinging wasp and the small peninsula was lifeless. The only thing that was visible was a small yellowish tent near the lakes bank. It rustled as its occupants slowly emerged out of its warm embrace. The lady stood up and stretched out her arms and looked around. Not a single soul. With a sigh of relief she looked out toward the lake.The Isolated System3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Look at this view." She said looking over the steam rising lake glistening in the sun, "Isn't it just beautiful."
"Considering the circumstances," He walked up to her with crossed arms over his chest and looked over at her, "yes. It is very beautiful, Natalie."
"Do you think we will ever get out of this alive Herod?"
"We need to find food first. Hopefully, with this morning being as cold as it is them crazys will be slower than usual."
"Maybe some of them passed from the cold last night."
"Maybe." he said looking over the immens
Tranquil TempestI used to be scared of storms.Tranquil Tempest3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I used to walk into school every day thinking that there was going to be a tornado, or a hurricane, or some sort of other severe weather that would kill me, even if there was not a cloud in the sky.
There were countless stormy nights when my parents, still half-asleep and groggy, would wake up to find me huddled in our downstairs bathtub with a flashlight, canned goods from our pantry, and various coloring books and other drawing supplies to help me wait out the storm that had frightened me so.
But over the years I grew from being deathly afraid of storms to being strangely fascinated by them.
In a matter of seconds the golden rays of sun dancing across my white skin would be ripped away by churning black clouds, brewing with electricity and thunder. The dry, empty air would be filled with torrents of rain, skittering and sashaying across the pavements in hurried waves as they hit. The quiet, still atmosphere would be bombarded by an onslaught of frenzied
Kidnapping: ProlougeNight had fallen over the quiet suburb. Houses lined the street, lights gleaming from some of their windows. Within her house, Kathy sat in her living room. She turned the pages of her book while readjusting her feet on the couch. A smile crept onto her face as she thought about her son who was lying in his bed upstairs. The nine year old had gone to sleep almost without a hitch. It seemed like it was yesterday she was tucking him in with a bed time story and checking his room for the crafty monsters that hide in little boy's closets. Recently it has been a goodnight kiss and little more. Peaceful silence wrapped around the entire neighborhood, filling the house with a natural calm.Kidnapping: Prolouge4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The sound of muffled footsteps roused her from the couch. Her son was not one to sleep walk nor was he one to stay out of trouble all the time. She climbed the stairs shaking her head. 'So much for growing up,' she thought when she got to his room. Entering the drafty room, she saw her son asleep in bed. Ho
Kitchen BickeringPast midnight in the main kitchen of the Montrey mansion...Kitchen Bickering4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"I don't understand why you can't find a nice, normal-"
"Human boyfriend," she finished. "Y'know, I don't think you're anyone to lecture about dating within one's species."
"We've been over this a thousand times; I am human."
"Uh-huh. Right. You should really see yourself when you say that, you ever tried saying it into a mirror? 'Cuz it looks pretty funny."
"Damn it, Penny," he hissed, "I was born and raised, for a forty full years, human- that's longer than you have been. Then this," he spread his webbed claws, "happened. And it's surface only, and you know it. Unlike this, this..."
"This being is a bizarrity! He's not a year older than you, he's not a decade older than you, he's not twice your age, he's twenty times your age! "
"Yeah, but look: he doesn't remember any of that, he's just like any other person, he only remembers so much, just the last couple years-"
5 Terrible Lessons By Anime5 Anime That Taught Us Terrible Lessons5 Terrible Lessons By Anime5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Werewolf Genre Pet Peeves: Annoying PuppiesYou asked for it and you got it: more ranting! Today, we'll be talking about the new pups on the block of overused cliches and broken tropes.Werewolf Genre Pet Peeves: Annoying Puppies2 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
A trend lately is to have werewolves born as humans and have their first change in their teenage years. There's a few reasons for this, the most significant of which seems to be so that normal, everyday high school students can suddenly discover that they're werewolves as a wish fulfillment fantasy (see my last essay for an in-depth rant about my high school werewolves). Yet, there may be a more subtle reason: because big scary werewolves aren't so scary as puppies. Instead, they're likely to be adorably awkward: chewing on furniture, transforming at inconvenient times, biting their friends, etc.
That's what these tropes are - the new puppies running around underfoot. Despite being relatively new to the genre, they've already overstayed their welcome. To keep the puppy metaphor, for most of these tropes, it's not that they're inherently bad
The hogwarts rulesI solemly swear that:The hogwarts rules6 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
I will not tell voldemort to go to his `happy place`.
I will not play fetch with lupin.
I will not invite snape to tea parties.
I will not tell the divination teachers that my tea leaves are swearing at me.
I will not under any circumstances allow Peeves to know the password into Dumbledore's office and offer him points for each object he destroys.
I will not send Voldemort flowers, no matter how tempting it actually is.
I will not grow marijuana in herbology. Not after last time...
I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter
I will not ask Hagrid what a jackalope is.
I will not add Magic mushrooms to every potion I make.
I will not attempt to carve my initials into the whomping willow.
I will not scream "Voldemort!" just to get out of potions class.
I will not point to the dark mark and shout, "To the batmobile, robin!"
I will not hand out Harry Potter books to the first years.
I will not tell the house elves to tell santa I said hi.
I will not gi
Funny Quotes and Lines"You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apples, I'll buy you a new car." -Harvey DiamondFunny Quotes and Lines7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian." -Unknown
"I'm not a vegetarian becasue I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown
"[When asked what he would eat if he was in a desert with no food in sight but a cow] I'd find out what the cow was eating and join it." -Benjamin Zephaniah
"HAM AND EGGS- A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." -Unknown
"Heart attacks... God's revenge for eating his little animal friends." -Unknown
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather becasue it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs." -Alexei Sayle
"I'm a Volvo vegetarian. I'll eat an animal only if it was accidentally killed by a speeding car." -Ron Smith
"I would not want to promote research on animals. Fortunately, only my back is twisted, not my mind." -Linn Pulis (polio victim)
All Billie Joe Quotes"Are you canadian? Oh, okay, 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one right now."All Billie Joe Quotes10 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
"All saints are gonna be there? Tre, you might get laid!"
VH1's Behind the Music: "We put the fun back in dysfunctional."
VH1's Behind the Music: "You say it to my face, you might be pickin' yourself off the ground."
"[Our 'Waiting' video] was totally a failure. [MTV] doesn't show any videos anymore. If we had a booty video - if we had, like, McG, with girls shaking their ass in the video -- it would probably get played. Actually, I am just really bitter right now."
"It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious."
"Punk rock is dead...and I fucking killed it."
"Minority is about being an individual. It's like you have to sift through the darkness to find your place and be that individual you want to be your entire life."
"You think your life is tough? Try being a parent!"
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational; I'm just gonna fucking swear a lot."
"They have bad taste. I am not a
25 Random Sayings25 Random Sayings7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
25 Random Sayings
1. I'm the kinda girl who walks into a chair and apologizes.
2. I'm not crazy my reality is just different from yours.
3. Not only to I fall down stairs, I trip up them as well - now that takes talent.
4. Don't follow in my footsteps I walk into walls.
5. Friends ask why your crying, best friends already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
6. He said I love you, I sneezed and said "Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit".
7. Best friends don't let you do stupid things........alone.
8. A good friend lets you dance with your boyfriend, a best friend yells at him and says "NO SHE'S MINE".
9. Forget about the people in the past, theres a reason they didn't make it to your future.
10. Be a freak, being cool is over-rated.
11. Best Friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
12. You can't buy happiness but you can buy ice-cream; which is kinda' the same thing.
13. I wish my lawn was emo; then
Eat"Oy, let me see your calorie card!" The skinny man at the hotdog stand demanded, holding my hotdog just out of reach.Eat5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
I sighed and dug the plastic out of my pocket, handing it to him with a sour grimace on my face. I was sure I had already exceeded my allotted 1500 calories for today, but I was just so darn hungry. Seriously, what was one hotdog going to do to my figure anyway?
He shook his head as he swiped it through the scanner. "Sorry girlie. This hot dog is 242 calories. You only have 10 calories left for today." He shooed me away in preference of those with enough calories on their card to afford his food.
My stomach grumbled its complaints all the way home. If I had really wanted that hotdog I could have gone to the gym and earned more calories on my card, but I really wasn't in the mood for exercise.
It started in California, taking hold among the mothers who didn't want their kids to become fat
Shatterglass by eight 0f heartsShatterglass by eight 0f hearts3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It had survived things that no mug should have had to endure.
It had been dropped off cliffs, plunged into radioactive water, used to hold questionable substances and once travelled several hundred kilometres after Pilot tied a helium balloon to it. It had been thrown at Snippy countless times. It had suffered the indignity of being sat on by Engie after the Captain left it lying on a chair.
It had never been washed in its life.
But in the end, all it took was one little nudge, and the mug the great, glorious mug was reduced to a few shards of broken ceramic and a spatter of sad-looking tea.
It happened like this:
They were seated around the kitchen table in their current place of residence. "Kitchen", of course, is taken very broadly here there was no ceiling, nor were there any kitchen appliances; it was, in fact, merely a ramshackle table in the middle of an empty room.
Today's lunch consisted of cold baked beans which was quite the delicacy considering t