I'm not sure how Flying Spaghetti Monsters reproduce but if they did, I think the spawn of FSM would start off as a cute little baby.
Big Flying Spaghetti Monster:
The noodles are made of arctic fleece. The meatballs are made of crushed velboa.
The 2 eye-stalks and one noodly appendage are poseable in gravity-defying positions via a wire skeleton. The rest of the noodles are not poseable (for maximum cuddliness) but may be rearranged to a certain extent to suit your taste.
The packaging for the googly eyes state that they are not suitable for children under 6 years of age.
Small Flying Spaghetti Monster:
This is a miniature version of the bigger plush. It was constructed using 5 feet of "Lion Suede" Ecru coloured chenille yarn, brown 10 mm pom poms, 4 mm wiggly eyes, and 5.25 inch long handmade "pipecleaners" (made using 26 gauge white jewellery wire.) Due to the size of this plush, I wouldn't give it to a child, either.
I made this for Halloween and certain contests on dA. I knew I wanted to make something with body parts and the sushi stuff in my gallery seems to be the most popular so here is the result of that idea!
It is all entirely made with polymer clay, except I painted the nails with actual nail varnish and the seaweed that wraps them is tissue paper. Each finger is about 1 cm long and the entire plate is about 3 cm long.