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Apocalyptic RomanceTON AMOUR EST PRÉCIEUX COMME LA DESTRUCTIONApocalyptic Romance3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Fade in.
The episode starts with an independent but pretty relevant joke. THE CAPTAIN is walking in a park. He looks to his right and sees a skeleton cuddled up under another skeletons arm. THE CAPTAIN takes a few more steps and sees a lonely skeleton sitting on a bench. He sits next to it and slowly presses lifts it's arm over his shoulders. THE CAPTAIN sighs happily and presses his head gently against the skeletons shoulder. Suddenly SNIPER speaks outside the picture.
SNIPER
Captain! Where'd you go?
THE CAPTAIN quickly jumps up, pushing the skeleton out of the picture. He spruces himself
Romantically Apocalyptic S02Characters: Captain, Pilot, Engineer, Sniper, The Cult of Lemonade, Three Repulsive Mutants, Swarms of Mutant Ants, Skeletons, Man with UmbrellaRomantically Apocalyptic S023 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Locations: Int Toy Factory, Top of a ruined Street Hill, Ext Office Building, Int Office Building, Int Ice Cave, Int Lemonade Temple, EXT Giant Ant-Hive, Ext Junk Yard, Bus-stop, Ext Ruined Street, Ext Fireworks Factory
Props: Multiple assorted children's toys, Four Tricycles, A Rubik's Cube, A Wrench, A Pair of Portable Rocket-Boosters (Alternatively, Two Large bottles of Soda), A Sticky-Dart Pistol Toy, Folding Wings, Drinking Straw, Lemonade Can, Umbrella, Knife, Fireworks
Audio: There are no s
Waking Up in WonderlandI woke up with my mind in a haze,Waking Up in Wonderland7 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
The cold checker floor cold to the touch.
My head felt as if it were in a blaze,
As I took a bite of cake, though not too much.
My body grew to twelve feet tall.
Then I took a sip out of an eerie vial,
And suddenly was far too small.
And through the door, reality in denial.
Some nagging flowers greeted me,
I grumbled at them and ignored.
Then, a peculiar caterpillar with a monocle to see
Questioned the identity I'd left unexplored.
Colors were wild in this strange realm,
Yellow eyes winking at me out of nowhere.
A hatter not at sanity's helm,
Invited me to a tea party so rare.
And one last thing, a wicked
Lord of the Rings in KlingonTranslation by knightswhodontsayniLord of the Rings in Klingon2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
mugh knightswhodontsayni
wej Qeb jaw'IHpu'vaD chalbIngDaq,
(Three rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,)
Soch jaw'machpu'vaD naghjuHmeychajDaq,
(Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,)
Hut jubbe'Humanpu'vaD Sanrup Hegh,
(Nine for the mortal men doomed to die,)
wa' mIghjaw'vaD mIghquSDajDaq,
(One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,)
puH morDorDaq QIbmey QotDaq.
(In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.)
wa' Qeb che' HochvaD, wa' Qeb tu'chaHvaD,
(One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,)
wa' Qeb qemchaHvaD 'ej Hurgh'avchaHDaq,
(One Ring to bring them all and in the
Welcome to Internet UniversityAs sunlight begins creeping over the dorms of Internet University, massive waves of students begin their daily routines, with IMing and long cafeteria load times abound. We join a scene in the bedroom of notable info-maniac personality Twitter as his roommate Facebook attempts to get him out of bed”Welcome to Internet University4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Facebook: "Twitter! Come on get up!"
Twitter: "I'm getting up! Stop poking me!"
Facebook: "Well hurry up! I could write four notes by the time you get ready"
Twitter: "Okay, I'm up. Now I'm putting on my sock"
Facebook: "I don't need the play by play, Tweet"
Twitter: "Dang, I can't find a good shirt. I'm now searching my closet. I’
Fucking bee 012 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry
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