Late Night Texts 25(Group Message Sam and Dean Winchester)Late Night Texts 253 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
C: Dean. Sam. We must help the mighty Thorin Oakenshield reclaim his stolen homeland of Erebor.
D: What the hell are you talking about?
S: I meant to tell you this earlier.
S: I took him to go see the Hobbit.
D: Why would you do that?! You know he gets weird ass ideas.
C: Dean, we must go help him. He could die without us.
D: Why should I give a rat's ass?
C: He is a majestic ruler, Dean. His majesticness must be saved for future generations.
D: His what?
C: His majescticness.
D: What the hell?
S: Thorin was pretty majestic. I have to admit that.
C: Then you understand, Sam! We have to go help the Dwarves reclaim Erebor!
S: You know what, Cas, you're right. You and Dean should get ready and be on your way tonight.
D: Sam, what are you doing?
S: I'll even go find you a bow and arrow. You can match wits with Kíli.
D: Sam, what the hell are you doing?
S: I'll pack your provisions.
D: Sam, stop it.
S: I'll even call Gandalf for you.
C: Dean, Sam is g
IIIIt had been three days to date since Jim's little show.III4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Sebastian was waiting for Moriarty's return. He would continue forth with his daily routine, constantly expecting Jim to sidle up alongside him with that grin of his, hat pulled down low over his sunglass clad eyes, a hand tugging on Seb's arm, dragging him home, giving him a new assignment.
It had been three weeks to date since Jim's little feature.
Sebastian wasn't worried yet. Why should he be? His boss would do this quite frequently, vanishing for months at a time on some sudden whim of his fancy. Whether it was to take down a target or because a new hobby had captured his interest for a short period, sending him dancing around the globe to collect them all.
It had been three months to date since Jim's little exposé.
Sebastian still wasn't worried about his boss, but there was this feeling in the pit of his stomach, much like a lead ball weighing him down.
He made certain to jog by Jim's
Steve and Tony want to adopt.Steve and Tony want to adopt.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Steve and Tony walk hand in hand into the orphanage. They were greeted by a kind middle age lady with brunette hair. "Hi you must be Mr. and Mr. Stark-Rogers. Come in come in" she says as he opens the door wider to let her guests in. The place was pretty worn down, scratches on the floor, marks on the wall and some of the ceiling is peeling. Kids were running all around the house. The lady puts his arm out of from of them. "Hi. Please call me Ms. Stanley" she says with a smile. "Hi I'm Steve and this is my husband Tony" Steve says while he shakes her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you" Tony says as he then shakes her hand. "Well let's go into my office and talk about the type of kid you want to adopt" Ms. Stanley grins as she leads the couple more into the house.
A few hours later they narrowed the choices to three little children. A five year old blonde hair girl name Cassandra, a little 6 year old brunette boy name Peter and another boy who is 7 years old name Jack. "Well do you want
FenHawke: I Almost Lost YouFenHawke: I Almost Lost You5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The information was good, or it better be. There was no time to make mistakes. If this wasn't the place then it would be too late. He tried to remain calm, to not let the panic show on his face, but it was hard. When Varric had come back without Fenris he felt a lump in his gut, and when he found that the elf had been taken by the Tevinter Mages that weight only grew. The fear crept in again as he allowed himself to think about it. They were going to take his memories again, make him a blank slate so he couldn't fight them and then use him as Denarius had. He could not allow that to happen. Not to Fenris. Not ever again.
"I think this is it." Varric said, pointing to the large estate. "Based on what that information broker told me this should be that bastards place."
"Then let's pay him a friendly social call." Hawke said, gripping his staff.
"We should be careful. Who knows how many shades and demons we'll face. There could be over a dozen blood mages inside." Anders was lo
Let That Be As It May [MorMor]That wasn’t supposed to happen. It should have been a not friendly but still peaceful business meeting, not an exchange of potentially lethal shots. But when you worked for James Moriarty you could never be sure of what was waiting ahead for you. For that reason, and for many others he had learnt during the years spent at the madman’s side, Sebastian Moran was always ready. For what, he didn’t know, but still prepared pretty much for everything. And they had to thank his quick reflexes if the people with a bullet in the skull were some of their client’s men and not them.Let That Be As It May [MorMor]2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sniper had felt the atmosphere of the small Finnish cottage getting colder and colder and he calmly had crossed his arms, his right hand casually resting on the gun hidden in his jacket and the left tapping on the one he had secured on his hip. He wasn’t exactly listening to the discussion going on between the Russian man and his employer, he was too busy keeping an eye on the armed me
The Night Before Christmas-Rapture Style'Twas the night before Christmas,The Night Before Christmas-Rapture Style4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
And all through Rapture,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Not even a Sploicer.
The audio diaries were left,
On the table without care,
In hopes that Jack,
Soon would be there.
The Sisters were nestled,
All warm in their beds,
while visions of Angels,
Swam through their heads.
And me with my bark,
And Ryan with his bite,
had just settled down,
For a long winter's fight.
When out in the city,
there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my desk,
to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows,
I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters,
threw open the sash!
The reflection of the Sea,
And the murky fog,
made it difficult to see,
Like I'd had Moira's Spiked Egg Nog.
But I see the shinning lights,
Of a lowering Bathysphere,
surrounding it was,
eight sploiced engineers.
A man was inside it,
with no things, no pack!
I knew then and there,
It had to be Jack!
More rapid then plasmids,
the sploicers, they came.
So I sent my men off,
to call the sploicers by name.
Achievement Hunter King AU HeadcanonsGeneral: Geoff is the creator of everyone/everything. The creation may seem like it took a few moments to him and in the first chapter, but time passes for him much quicker than reality. The creation and evolution of the world was much longer. He’s the Godking, First King, Allfather, Primus, etc. Jack, Ryan, Ray, Michael, and Gavin were all created by Geoff specifically to be kings of the other five kingdoms and to be his companions. They aren’t Gods, but they are semi-immortal; like demigods. Geoff, being a God, is full immortal. He never dies. His mortal form dies, but he does not.Achievement Hunter King AU Headcanons2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The other five can die. However, they don’t stay dead. They regenerate in the Nether. Once they’re back to life, they have to fight their way back to the Overworld and fight for their kingdom. Chances are, someone took it over by then.
There are six kingdoms and each guy rules a kingdom. It’s not unheard of for them to challenge each other for power of their kingdom. Whoever w
Late Night Texts 7S: Bad pick up line war. Three two one GO!Late Night Texts 74 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?
S: If I had to choose between you and a Chevy, I'd ride you any day.
G: Are you from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
S: I'm allergic to your clothes. I'm going to have to ask you to remove them.
G: You have such a beautiful smile. It'd be better if that was all you were wearing.
S: Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
G: You fucking sexy nerd.
G: What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.
S: That's not a pick-up line. That's a command.
G: Are you forfeiting?
S: Hell no.
S: You might say I'm a samurai, because I'm a master of the sword.
G: If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.
S: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
G: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
S: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
S: What?! Your pick-up li
How it endedHow it ended10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pairing Cullen and Female inquisitor
side note after the game, death of the inquisitor
Disclaimer:The characters from Dragon Age: Inquisition belongs to Bioware/EA.
He looked down on the paper again with a blank stare.
Just some minutes ago the room had been filled with talking people but now it was quiet and only Cullen was there.
One of Leliana's spies had appeared from nowhere claiming to bring urgent and dire news.
First had he thought it was a joke, that Sera had taken her pranks to some new sick level.
It sounded like a joke, that the woman who had survived an explosion that levelled a mountain, a war against Corypheus, having an avalanche fall down on her and much more would fall victim to a dragon attack.
But when Cassandra arrived with the same news he had to acknowledge the seriousness.
He sat down on his desk, with the paper still in his hand. He felt completely empty but must have been in pain for Cole arrived at his side. He
Day 2: Cuddling SomewhereIt was three in the morning, or at least something close to that when Sebastian heard Jim creep into his room. They had been home for a little over a month now and Jim's wounds were practically healed. However since their return Jim rarely slept and Sebastian slept all too much, both making up for whatever sleep they had lost or however too much they gained. Jim tried to slip into the room as quietly as possible but what with creaking doors and squeaking floor boards that was all quite less than likely.Day 2: Cuddling Somewhere3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Jim, what the fuck? Honestly, I'm trying to sleep. Unless you are bleeding or in pain, leave." Sebastian groaned as he rolled over and covered his head with his pillow, hoping that perhaps if he ignored Jim that he would get bored and go back to whatever it was he did at this ungodly hour.
"Hush, Sebby. I didn't come to take away your beauty sleep." Jim cooed to Sebastian as he crawled into bed next to him. "I'm just tired too." He draped an arm over Sebastian's sleep-warmed form
A Friday in the life of PatD.A Friday in the life of PatD.7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once upon a time, Spencer Smith was wearing a speedo. He did not like his extremely tight and pink speedo because it might prevent him from having future children with Jon Walker and everyone knows that pink is the color of evil unless you can manage to ward off that evil, but thats a completely different story.
This is why we dont accept gifts from obsessed fangirls! Spencer shouted at Brendon Urie, the man responsible for his current misfortune. Brendon was scarily and impossibly close to tears and giving Spencer the biggest puppy eyes he has ever seen, well, ever. Thats when our favorite lyrist/guitarist Ryan Ross decided to walk into the room wearing a dress that looked suspiciously like Snow Whites.
Hey guys! Look what I stole from Snow Whi-- He cut himself off when he saw Spencer angrily hovering over the unbelievably sad Brendon.
SPENCER JAMES SMITH. What the hell are you doing to my little Bren-Bren?! Ryan flailed like
Malkav's Mirror13 Possible Reasons Why Malkav's Mirror is CrackedMalkav's Mirror11 years ago in Humor More Like This
13. Brujah got sick of listening to Malkav talk about what a pretty mirror he had and decided to beat him over the head with it. Though, in his rage, he didn't notice it is was Toradore looking into it at the time.
12. Gangrel got pissed when he saw the duck bill he acquired after his last frenzy.
11. Assamite discovered that he could not diablerise himself.
10. Tremere learned the hard way that a house hold hand mirror cannot deflect Path of Levinbolt, no matter how many times it works in the cartoons.
9. Set realized that he could get far more profit from selling off a lot of little mirrors rather than one big one.
8. A reanimated corpse knocked it off the table while running like a bat out from hell from Giovanni's bedroom.
7. Not even Black Metamorphisis helped Lasombra see her reflection and so she broke the mirror in frustration with her hairbrush.
6. Toreador was so entranced by her own reflection that she didn't notice B
Queen Lindsay vs King Ryan - King AH AUThe Mad King walked through the grand halls of the Warrior Castle. Soon, so very soon, it would be his. Guards watched him, unsure of what to do. News had spread of their King’s death by this man’s hand. They wanted to slaughter him; hang him up and lash him within an inch of his life then take that inch and stretch it until he could take no more. They wanted to avenge their king. But, it was a commonly known rule that once a king is slain, the one who defeated him inherits the throne. That would mean the Mad King is their King. The fact sat well with no one. Tales of the King’s insanity and cruelty stretched far and wide across the kingdoms. No, they certainly did not want him to be their leader.Queen Lindsay vs King Ryan - King AH AU2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
However, they also knew there was nothing they could do to stop him. This is the man who killed their king, Mogar. Mogar was a legend among legends for his skills in battle; leagues above any of the guards. They stood no chance at defeating the man who brought the Warrior to
RT King AU - BasicsRT King AU inspired by Mallius on TumblrRT King AU - Basics2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mad King Ryan blog following this AU: http://the-mad-vagabond.tumblr.com/
The Kingdom of Achievement City is ever-changing. The world is not what we would consider a world, rather a plane of dimension. What the Kingdom rules over is uncertain, but mortals cannot enter it. It can be seen as a Heaven, as the Nether is seen as Hell, but the Kingdom isn’t anything close to the peaceful and wonderful idea of Heaven. It is a place of turmoil and hardship, and certainly not for the faint of heart. While you can never truly die there, as you just simply return but with everything of your previous ‘life’ gone, you can still feel pain. It is a land of creation and destruction, and only a selected few can survive there. While the land has their Leaders, there must be a King to rule the Kingdom.
How a King is chosen is different to normal royal systems. Six have been chosen, each worthy and strong in their own way. Some migh
Proposal"Daddy, why aren't you and Papa married?"Proposal3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was a good question, wasn't it? One answer that popped in Tony's mind was that he never though about getting married. But well, he never thought he'd be living with Captain America or that he would adopt a child. A few years ago if someone said that one day there would be a small 6 year-old boy in his garage watching him work, Tony would laugh so hard he'd probably fall into a coma.
"I don't know, Peter."
"Do you want to marry him?"
Tony stopped to think. Did he want to marry Steve? He already woke up next to him every morning, they took Peter to school together, had meals together, cleaned the house together, told bedtime stories to Peter together. A formal marriage wasn't necessary. But 'needing' and 'wanting' were different things, and Peter asked Tony if he wanted to marry Steve.
"You know, I think I do."
"Why don't you ask him?" Of course Peter would ask that, because Peter was a child and when you're a child things are that si
The one who was left behindThe one who was left behind10 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Pairing Fenris x (Uriel) Hawke ( female )
Side note after here lies the abyss main quest
Disclaimer: The characters from Dragon Age 2 belongs to Bioware/EA.
–”Hey Fenris …. You do know that I love you right?” Hawke said with a gentle voice as she brushed aside his hair to get a better look at his face.
Fenris casually answered that he loved her too before he focused his attention on the spy report in front of him. Even after having to flee from Kirkwall he was still eager to hunt down Tevinter slavers. Hawke let out a small sigh but had left him to his work. She watched him for a moment with those blue eyes he loved, before she left. –
That was the last memory of Hawk Fenris had, she had simply vanished and left him with feelings of anger and agony that now filled him.
He cursed himself for not noticing the small signs. The tone of her voice, the way she had looked at him
The Code of Conduct1. Defend your Kingdom, even with your life. You may have friends in other Kingdoms, but your loyalty must remain to your Kingdom as one day you may meet them in battle.The Code of Conduct2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2. Do not trespass on another Kingdom’s territory without good cause.
3. A Kingdom’s worth comes from its people. Civilians and children must be protected at all costs.
4. Our ancestors fought for our lives and futures. Give your thanks to them.
5. A child must be at least 14 years of age before becoming a squire, but may become a Page at 7 years.
6. Newly anointed knights must keep a silent vigil for a night and a day.
7. A knight or lord/lady cannot be made Viceroy without mentoring at least one squire.
8. The monarch’s eldest living child will become the next monarch upon death. If no child lives or all refuse, a Viceroy may be appointed by the monarch and a council of elders to serve as King or Queen.
9. After the death or retirement of Viceroy, a new Viceroy must be chosen before the month
Kissing DisasterAK47.Kissing Disaster6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Gabe and Pete glance up at me, looking confused. I lean against the doorway.
Party. Now. Whos in?
Sure. Ill go for it.
Pete says, standing and stretching.
With the mixtape recording tomorrow and all, its probably not a good idea. But since when have I listened to a good idea?
Gabe? You in a get-wasted mood?
Im always in a get wasted mood.
Gabe says, grabbing his leather jacket and sliding his lanky arms into it.
Count me in.
Its New York. Nighttime. The Decaydance bands are all headed to Angels & Kings - its kind of tradition. The night before recording, whatever band heads to AK47 to hang out and let off some steam. Usually its only one band at a time, sometimes two. With everyone in town for the mixtape recording, the promise of a fun night hangs in the air.
You need to think of something by tomorrow.
Pete says from the backseat. He a
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted
10 reasons why Zuko is cooler than Draco Malfoy1.Zuko is not afraid to fight.Draco runs away every time he sees danger in front of him.10 reasons why Zuko is cooler than Draco Malfoy3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
2.Zuko became a capable firebender because his uncle taught him well.Draco got all the good marks at Hogwarts because he was Snape's favourite.
3.Zuko's girlfriend,Mai,is definitely cooler than Pancy Parkinson.
4.Zuko is capable of redemtion.Draco is not(those who think he is are really mad ficwriters).
5.Zuko treats his friends as equals.Draco thinks of his friends as of his servants.
6.Zuko can fight without bending(by using swords).Draco can only run away if he doesn't have a wand.
7.Zuko's dad is the №1 baddie in the story.Draco's dad is just the same cowardly nobleman as his son.
8.In the beginning,Zuko is an uncertain person with a struggle in his soul,while Draco is just a proud,cowardly and bratty(in a lack of a better word) aristocrat.In the end,Zuko is an ex-villain,who found peace after becoming good,while Draco is still a proud,cowardly and bratty aristocrat.
9.Zuko foollows his h
MLP: FiM Hetalia - You'll Play Your PartSong: You'll Play Your Part ( My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)MLP: FiM Hetalia - You'll Play Your Part1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Singers: Canada, France, America, England
Canada: It isn't that I'm ungrateful for all the things that I've earned,
For all the journeys I have taken, all the lessons I have learned
But I wonder where I'm going now, what my role is meant to be,
I don't know how to travel to a future that I can't see.
I have my freedom, I bear this flag, I'm a nation, this is true,
But it's still unclear to me just what I am meant to do
I wanna have a purpose, wanna do all that I can,
I wanna make a contribution, I wanna be recognized again.
France: Your destiny's uncertain, and that's sometimes hard to take
But it will become clearer with every new choice you make.
America: Patience is never easy, I understand wanting more
I know how hard it is to wait to become a great country and soar.
England: But you stand here for a reason, you're gifted and you are strong
Your flag is upon with us because you
What an Irishman is...The utterly impractical, never predictable,What an Irishman is...9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Sometimes irascible, quite inexplicable, Irish.
Strange blend of shyness,
pride and conceit,
And stubborn refusal to bow in defeat.
He's spoiling and ready to argue and fight,
Yet the smile of a child
fills his soul with delight.
His eyes are the quickest to well up with tears,
Yet his strength is the strongest
to banish your fears.
His hate is as fierce as his devotion is grand,
And there is no middle ground
on which he will stand.
He's wild and he's gentle,
he's good and he's bad.
He's proud and he's humble,
he's happy and sad.
He's in love with the ocean,
the earth and the skies,
He's a lover of beauty wherever it lies.
He's victor and victim, a star and a churl,
But mostly he's Irish—
in love with his girl.