Llamas With Hats: A PoemThere, through the doorLlamas With Hats: A Poem4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
There's a man on the floor
And what's more Carl is there
There's a dead human, I say
What has made him this way?
So I command that Carl explain
I've never seen him, says he
Until you showed him to me
I've seen him never before in my life
I ask Carl why he'd kill him
My tone of voice is quite grim
But murder is Carl's least favorite thing
I demand again he explain
And with his expression unchanged
Carl denies all my claims, he'd been busy
He'd been in his room reading The Great Gatsby
And this man barged inside without asking
I am shocked when Carl finally says
"And I, uh I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
Caaaaaaaarl, I cry
Why'd you make this man die?
But then I notice something is gone
Carl, I venture, his hands
What's that, he says, come again?
His hands, Carl, why are they missing?
He looks from me to the ground
Out of recognition does he make a sound
Eyes on me, he smiles and says
"Well I, uh, I sort of cooked them up. And ate
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted
Malkav's Mirror13 Possible Reasons Why Malkav's Mirror is CrackedMalkav's Mirror11 years ago in Humor More Like This
13. Brujah got sick of listening to Malkav talk about what a pretty mirror he had and decided to beat him over the head with it. Though, in his rage, he didn't notice it is was Toradore looking into it at the time.
12. Gangrel got pissed when he saw the duck bill he acquired after his last frenzy.
11. Assamite discovered that he could not diablerise himself.
10. Tremere learned the hard way that a house hold hand mirror cannot deflect Path of Levinbolt, no matter how many times it works in the cartoons.
9. Set realized that he could get far more profit from selling off a lot of little mirrors rather than one big one.
8. A reanimated corpse knocked it off the table while running like a bat out from hell from Giovanni's bedroom.
7. Not even Black Metamorphisis helped Lasombra see her reflection and so she broke the mirror in frustration with her hairbrush.
6. Toreador was so entranced by her own reflection that she didn't notice B
Hospitals-Stony.Hospitals-Stony.1 year ago in Romance More Like This
"MOVE YOUR ARSE OUT THE WAY."
Everybody hearing the scream jumped to the plea. As a blond haired thirty year old was running with a small thirty five year old in his arms. Carrying the man bridal style in a hospital. Running to find a certain ward.
When the guy reached it, the man he was holding, had been taken away and attempted to be saved. Slowly his heart rate calmed as he slide himself down the wall and ended up crying silently with his knees up against he.
Hours passed when finally a nurse appeared. Immeditly the man who had been crying awoke himself and made sure to hold himself through dowt as the nurse came over and said "Mr Rodges. Mr stark is stable now but he will be unconscious for the next 24 hours as he has lost a lot of blood. But you can see him those, he's over there room 26."
Immeditly the man got to his feet and ran to the room. Not caring about the nurse. He just wanted to see his closest friend. He didn't care as he entered the room over there. The room was
6- DarkJim stood from the bed, looking around in the darkness and down at Sebastian, who was laying sprawled out on the side of Jim's bed. He was asleep, blonde fauxhawk mussed and normally stoic blue eyes closed. Jim actually felt himself actually smile, in the dark, where no one could see him.6- Dark3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He picked some clothes quietly out of his dresser, a simple pair of black shorts and and a cut top soft black shirt he had owned for god knows how long.
He wandered into the bathroom, vaguely hearing Sebastian wake as he left the room, his partner sitting up in the bed. He closed the door to the bathroom behind him, flicking on the lights in the small, white-tiled room on and setting his clothing on the sink edge. He turned on the shower, on cold (he'd never liked hot showers) and stepped in, scrubbing his skin. The shower was nice and cool, and he closed his eyes and sighed, finishing washing his hair and stepping out, listening carefully to see if Sebastian would leave. So many before him had, and h
RT King AU - BasicsRT King AU inspired by Mallius on TumblrRT King AU - Basics1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mad King Ryan blog following this AU: http://the-mad-vagabond.tumblr.com/
The Kingdom of Achievement City is ever-changing. The world is not what we would consider a world, rather a plane of dimension. What the Kingdom rules over is uncertain, but mortals cannot enter it. It can be seen as a Heaven, as the Nether is seen as Hell, but the Kingdom isn’t anything close to the peaceful and wonderful idea of Heaven. It is a place of turmoil and hardship, and certainly not for the faint of heart. While you can never truly die there, as you just simply return but with everything of your previous ‘life’ gone, you can still feel pain. It is a land of creation and destruction, and only a selected few can survive there. While the land has their Leaders, there must be a King to rule the Kingdom.
How a King is chosen is different to normal royal systems. Six have been chosen, each worthy and strong in their own way. Some migh
Adventure Time Quotes"We wear our ninja on our sleeves"Adventure Time Quotes4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Lump Off Mom!"
"Gunther who told you, you could fly?"
"Will call em slappy d's"
"I'll see you in the Nightosphere you sick freak"
"Oh yeah I'm having a fun time"
"I'm going to rescue the babies from the fire, Only... the...babies"
"Tree trunks, get those hot buns in here girl"
"Don't squeeze me, I'll fart"
"Powers like, theeeese!"
"We should beat him up, until he starts making since"
"Dangit, Leonard if we don't talk at the same time nobody can understand us"
"No worms on the bed!"
"and I've seen some stuff that would really make you say like what, "like what?"
"Oh, these aren't just ordinary nuts"
"You should have stuck to your dieeeeeeeeeeeeet"
" I should not have drink that much tea"
"and BOOM!, we catch him with princess on his hands"
"we thought humans were extinct"
The 12 Days of Dungeons and DragonsOn the 1st day of DND my DM gave to me, an elf monk with some good chi.The 12 Days of Dungeons and Dragons4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
On the second day of DND my DM gave to me, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 3rd day of DND my DM gave to me, 3 ruby gems, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 4th day of DND my DM gave to me, 4 bags of holding, 3 ruby gems, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 5th day of DND my DM gave to me, 5 BE-HOLD-ERSSSS, 4 bags of holding, 3 ruby gems, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 6th day of DND my DM gave to me, 6 gnomes a-singing, 5 BE-HOLD-ERSSSS, 4 bags of holding, 3 ruby gems, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 7th day of DND my DM gave to me, 7 shocking lizards, 6 gnomes a-singing, 5 BE-HOLD-ERSSS, 4 bags of holding, 3 ruby gems, 2 dragon turtles and an elf monk with some good chi.
On the 8th day of DND my DM gave to me, 8 medusa heads, 7 shocking lizards, 6 gnomes a-singing, 5 BE-
+APH+ History of US-CA Part 4 ▬1867▬+APH+ History of US-CA Part 46 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
APH: A History of Canada US relationships ---> PART 4
Rain was coming down hard on everyone and everything, the sky dark and heavy with storm clouds. The men trudged through knee-high mud, carrying supplies, armament as well as the injured. The battlefield was littered with fallen soldiers; the ground stained a sickening dark rouge, mixed with the sludgy soil. Fatigue was evident upon everyone's faces, sallow by war and hunger that usually comes with.
Arthur stood hunche
+APH+ History of US-CA Part 2 ▬1867▬+APH+ History of US-CA Part 26 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
APH: A History of US Canada relationships --- PART 2
WARNING!: Dark subject matter not suitable for all ages.
A few years past and nothing much had changed between the three nations. Arthur was still caught up in his ways, Matthew was still the third wheel, and Alfred was still the favourite. Sure, there were a few riots here and there over the American Territory, but nothing that amounted to anything serious. Arthur wasnt worried in the slightest, and as the days
+APH+ History of US-CA Part 3 ▬1867▬+APH+ History of US-CA Part 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
APH: A History of Canada US relationships - PART 3
The voyage to France was long and Alfred was anxious to arrive. As the French Coast came into view, so did the eccentric Frenchman, desperately flailing his arms above his head in an attempt to welcome Alfred into his home. His curly blond hair flew in all directions as the boat docked in front of him and a wide smile appeared on his face.
Alfred! Bienvenue en France! Ça fait tellement longtemps depuis ta dernière visite! exclaimed Francis while crushing Alfred in a st
Never Forget....Never Forget....5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
In a huge grassy field two people stood waiting for the sunrise. The peeking light shown through and gave everything a beautiful tinted shade of orange and pink. A small breeze blew and the grip of her hand around his tightened.
"So this is really it your leaving for good now aren't you?" she tried to keep her voice calm. "Yeah. Can you believe it?" he said letting out a small chuckle. The sun's morning rays gave him no shadow, he was slowly fading. "Why did you choose me?" she said quietly in almost a whisper. His hold on her hand got a bit tighter.
"I already said goodbye to everyone I could, and those who I couldn't already know I'm leaving." He said gradually lowering his voice. Another breeze blew and picked up some leaves and petals of dead flowers. "But why me? To be the last person you see and talk to while your on earth? After all I've done to you " tears were prying at her eyes and she tried her best to hold them in.
"What better way to end this life&
+APH+ History of US-CA part 1 ▬1867▬+APH+ History of US-CA part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
À partir daujourdhui, tu tappelleras Mathieu en honneur dun évangéliste catholique, ainsi que pour le Saint Pape
Quest-ce que ça veut dire?
Don de Dieu
Matthew woke with a jolt, flat on his back. He had just dreamt an event that seemed to have happened a thousand years ago. He groped in the dark for his glasses, and soon realized a single tear was rolling lazily down his right cheek. He raised his hand to greet the falling drop of salt into his palm, right before more of them joined in. Matthew lurc
Awesomeness Ch. 1"I am soo bored! Hanging out here is so not awesome!" Gilburt said sitting up side down in his brother's chair. He was alone in the big house since his little brother went to stay at Feliciano's house for the week. "Stupid Ludwig leaving the awesome me here alone." He sat up side down in the chair frowning until he heard a knock at the door. "'Bout time someone came to visit the awesome me!" Gilburt ran to the door and opened it surprising Francis.Awesomeness Ch. 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
" Jezz Gilburt! You trying to give me a heart attack?!" Francis said trying to calm himself.
"Oh. Francis it's just you . What do you want?" Gilburt, more or less, greeted his old friend.
"I came over to see how you were doing and to hang out with mon amie."
"Fine I guess you can stay for a bit, come in," Gilburt walked back into the house Francis followed, closing the door behind him.
"So where is my little brother Feliciano? I thought he came over quite a bit," Francis asked.
"He usually does, but today Ludwig decided to go stay with
++ APH:: Our Heritage --CanUK.Title: Our Heritage, Our Love++ APH:: Our Heritage --CanUK.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Fandom(s): Axis Powers Hetalia.
Warnings: Uhm. boy... interaction cute-ness? xD;
Summary: Oneshot. There is a song someone holds close to their heart for for reasons another quickly finds out...
Word Count: 1020 words.
Author's Notes: I'm in need of [non-flame] criticism of any sort, so I can see how I did. Seeing as I don't ever write ever. 8D I'll love you forever~ [Because flames are for burning the dead bodies you don't want found.]
Inspired by a certain version of O Canada that exists, from the contest they held in creating English lyrics back in the dayyyy. 8D Teehee.
Disclaimer: I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia or the characters contained therein. Only Hidekaz Himaruya does, sadly.
He knew England had not noticed the eyes trained on him throughout the entire meeting.
A blue violet gaze,
A Prince's best friend - 1A Prince's best friend - 14 years ago in Romance More Like This
Category: Merlin BBC
Pairing(s): will be Merlin/Arthur, possible allusions to Merlin/knight(s)
Genre(s): humour, romance
Warnings: slash (male/male) and pre-slash
Summary: "It started when Merlin turned himself into a kitten (an accident, he swears!) and went downhill from there, especially as Arthur has to weedle him from gushing kitchen maids, plotting knights and a cunning Morgana AND keep this a secret from his father. Merlin really was an idiot who let himself get turned into a bloody cat."
Originally posted at FF.net under the same penname and title, work in progress.
Set before season 2, after season 1, with a good Morgana. I miss her. I also disregard whatever Gwen/Arthur romantic advances that's been going on, sorry if you're fans of that pairing.
A prince's best friend
Chapter one: In which Merlin has an accident (...no, not that kind of accident!)
Large blue eyes, uncanny on that face too intelligent and sharp and steady stared u
FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part3-1FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part3-13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Loki felt his mind calming. It was done. Tony Stark, the Iron Man, finally belonged to him.
But serenity was accompanied by exhaustion and Loki winced at the sudden sharp pain behind his eyes.
'Is everything alright?' Tony asked considerately.
'Yes,' Loki waved him off impatiently.
He had let Tony Stark keep most of his personality so he could continue performing his role. He only took away his free will.
Freedom... As if anyone could ever truly be free.
Loki rubbed his temple to get rid of the pain. He was tired.
He took a deep breath and straightened himself. There was still too much to prepare before he could permit himself some rest.
And he had a new tool at disposal. Looking over at the now-tamed Tony though reminded Loki of his last defiant gaze and he felt an urge for retaliation.
'Kneel,' he commanded and watched Tony go down on one knee obediently and without a word, lowering his head before him.
Strangely the deed didn't grant him the desired satisfaction. There was something
Cold Coffee and No BoundariesCold Coffee and No Boundaries4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Cold Coffee and No Boundaries
this story is litteraly and RP translated to fit a sort of Fanfiction format please excuse any 'Typos' as they may or may nor have been there on purpose please enjoy
Summery: Denmark tries multiple times to be invited into Norways house which often leads to him breaking in and things happen
Warning: Contains DenNor, slight randomness, a shower scene of sorts, confessions, pure fluff, puking and of course cliffhangers
Note: the part about the confessions, recently as I have been RPing the start this pairing I have had Denmark breaking down due to the way Norway usually treats him and decides that if he'
Encounter: Chapter 3Desmond and Lucy were still crouching together, his arm around her shoulders, when the paramedics finally arrived. Footsteps sounded down the hallway, many voices too.Encounter: Chapter 36 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Right here!" one of them called above all the others. The group of paramedics moved into the lab. There were about five.
Reluctantly Desmond pulled his arm away and he and Lucy stood up. The head paramedic headed towards them, a serious look on her face. "Tell me what has happened," she ordered kindly.
Immediately Lucy took charge. She didn't exactly lie, nor tell the truth either. She made a good sound of pretending to be scared. "This man. We found him here, just on the ground. He had several wounds- we tried to treat him."
"What kind of wounds?" the paramedic asked, holding a paper.
"I don't know." It was best to lie, that way he didn't have to explain. Desmond shot a look at Lucy. Get out of this situation- fast. But take care of Altaïr.
For the next few minutes Desmond and Lucy were questioned. What
FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part4-2FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part4-23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
For the next eight hours, Tony buried himself in patching up the damage Thor had caused to the Mark VI suit, hoping to focus his troubled thoughts on the task and failing.
He just couldn't shake off the memory - no, the whole sensation - of Loki's presence within his mind, finding his imagination wandering back to him over and over again.
Back to his eyes, his voice, his nearness, his affection, his trust, his shared feelings. And somehow Tony felt like he was betraying him.
Eventually, Tony declared repairs for impossible without proper installations, dropped the attempt and decided to use the Mark VIII that Barton and Romanoff had brought from the Stark Tower in the upcoming battle.
He was just having his third Scotch, sitting in the hangar and staring at the red and golden Iron Man suit which was getting an upload of Jarvis's software, when he heard footsteps approaching and glimpsed over his shoulder to see Thor warily coming over.
'May I keep you company?' he asked attentively.
AmeriCan: The View From Here"Alfred Jones! You put poor Matthew down now before someone gets hurt!"AmeriCan: The View From Here5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The young Alfred still ran and jumped cheerily, ignoring the red-faced Brit that scolded him. He didn't bother retaliating with the usual "you're not the boss of me"; he was too busy laughing. Matthew, who was sat on Alfred's shoulders, held on tightly, afraid that he might fall.
"Alfred!" Arthur didn't bother to chase after him, because he knew he wouldn't be able to catch up with the playful boy.
"A-Al, maybe you should listen to him " Matthew squeaked, tightening his grip on the American.
"But it's so much fun!"
Alfred came to a sudden stop, barely avoiding a collision with the tall man in a blue coat that stepped before him. He looked up at him, recognising the flowing blonde hair and slight stubble immediately.
"Aww," he whined. Matthew peered up from his glasses and smiled.
"Matthew, it's time for your French lesson."
"Oui!" the small boy chimed, climbing off of Alfred and standing beside h
FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part4-1FrostIron - The Devil in your Heart - part4-13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Tony finally broke free and jerked awake with a deeply shocked gasp, trying to focus on his surroundings and fit them into his troubled perception.
Something terrible had happened. Danger. Death. Fear. Defeat. Humiliation.
The concerned faces staring down at him were familiar though and granted him a touch of relief.
There was Pepper sitting right next to him and looking more shaken than anyone else present, Director Fury furrowing his brows behind her, Steve opposite of them, frowning with a gloomy countenance, Banner with his arms crossed, Thor at the end of the bed and even Barton, Romanoff and Hill watching him with anticipation from near the door. And they were accompanied by a woman Tony only knew from pictures as Jane Foster.
'Is this my funeral or why the long faces?' he wondered, still trying to shake off the shadows which grasped for his mind.
'You're lucky; it's not,' Fury responded gravely.
Tony managed to focus on the dark-skinned man.
'What happened?' he asked wearily, al