Steve and Tony want to adopt.Steve and Tony want to adopt.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Steve and Tony walk hand in hand into the orphanage. They were greeted by a kind middle age lady with brunette hair. "Hi you must be Mr. and Mr. Stark-Rogers. Come in come in" she says as he opens the door wider to let her guests in. The place was pretty worn down, scratches on the floor, marks on the wall and some of the ceiling is peeling. Kids were running all around the house. The lady puts his arm out of from of them. "Hi. Please call me Ms. Stanley" she says with a smile. "Hi I'm Steve and this is my husband Tony" Steve says while he shakes her hand. "It's a pleasure to meet you" Tony says as he then shakes her hand. "Well let's go into my office and talk about the type of kid you want to adopt" Ms. Stanley grins as she leads the couple more into the house.
A few hours later they narrowed the choices to three little children. A five year old blonde hair girl name Cassandra, a little 6 year old brunette boy name Peter and another boy who is 7 years old name Jack. "Well do you want
Late Night Texts 24G: Send me a picture.Late Night Texts 243 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: I'm tied up, and I won't be able to make it down for a few days.
G: So send me a picture.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: Cute, kid. Real cute.
S: I'm sensing sarcasm.
G: We both know I didn't mean a picture of Bobby.
S: Well you didn't specify.
G: All right, fine. Sam, it would please me very much if you were to send me a picture of yourself.
S: (picture message enclosed)
G: If you EVER want to sleep with me again, you'll send me a picture of you shirtless.
Frosting"What smells so good?"Frosting3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Finally out of your coma are you?" Sebastian Moran said nonchalantly, not turning to face his boss, who was standing in the doorway, looking much more ruffled than his normal Westwood look. He was wearing a pair of loose sweatpants and a wife-beater, a purple silk dressing gown half hanging off of him.
"Yes mum, I'm fine thank you." Jim said mockingly, walking over to the fridge and pulling out a carton of orange juice, drinking straight from the container. He leaned against the counter, watching the sniper as he continued to work with a creamy substance in the bowl in front of him. He stared at it, as though it was some foreign substance that was going to come to life and attack them both.
Seb noticed Jim's eyes on him and glanced over, not stopping his use of the metal whisk he'd been employing. He snorted. "It's not going to bite you you know."
"Ha ha." Jim sneered. "What is it?"
"Yes Jim, it's the sugary paste that people put on ba
A Friday in the life of PatD.A Friday in the life of PatD.7 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Once upon a time, Spencer Smith was wearing a speedo. He did not like his extremely tight and pink speedo because it might prevent him from having future children with Jon Walker and everyone knows that pink is the color of evil unless you can manage to ward off that evil, but thats a completely different story.
This is why we dont accept gifts from obsessed fangirls! Spencer shouted at Brendon Urie, the man responsible for his current misfortune. Brendon was scarily and impossibly close to tears and giving Spencer the biggest puppy eyes he has ever seen, well, ever. Thats when our favorite lyrist/guitarist Ryan Ross decided to walk into the room wearing a dress that looked suspiciously like Snow Whites.
Hey guys! Look what I stole from Snow Whi-- He cut himself off when he saw Spencer angrily hovering over the unbelievably sad Brendon.
SPENCER JAMES SMITH. What the hell are you doing to my little Bren-Bren?! Ryan flailed like
Late Night Texts 7S: Bad pick up line war. Three two one GO!Late Night Texts 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
G: If I said I liked your body, would you hold it against me?
S: If I had to choose between you and a Chevy, I'd ride you any day.
G: Are you from outer space? Because your ass is out of this world.
S: I'm allergic to your clothes. I'm going to have to ask you to remove them.
G: You have such a beautiful smile. It'd be better if that was all you were wearing.
S: Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
G: You fucking sexy nerd.
G: What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course.
S: That's not a pick-up line. That's a command.
G: Are you forfeiting?
S: Hell no.
S: You might say I'm a samurai, because I'm a master of the sword.
G: If you were aspirin, I would take you every four to six hours.
S: Was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?
G: Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself in your pants.
S: I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
S: What?! Your pick-up li
New Anniversary"Hey, Castiel, look at this," Gabriel called to his brother over his shoulder. He had stolen Sam's laptop while the hunter was out with Dean on a food run. Cas walked up to Gabriel curiously and peered over his shoulder at the article the archangel was reading.New Anniversary3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"National Kissing Day?" Cas said, his head tilting. "What is the point of this?"
"Well, it gives you an excuse to kiss Dean senseless," Gabriel chuckled. "Though I never need one to kiss Sammy." Cas's eyes flicked over the article, reading quickly. A smile curved his lips and Gabriel knew he had scored a point. He closed the laptop and stood to stretch.
"So, that mind of yours planning madly?" Gabriel asked, smirking at Cas. The younger angel nodded, a light in his eyes. Without warning, Cas turned on his heel and rushed upstairs, stomping loudly in his haste. Gabriel chuckled again and wandered into the kitchen. He had already planned out exactly how he was going to seduce Sam today, having found out a few days ago about the up
Late Night Texts 25(Group Message Sam and Dean Winchester)Late Night Texts 252 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
C: Dean. Sam. We must help the mighty Thorin Oakenshield reclaim his stolen homeland of Erebor.
D: What the hell are you talking about?
S: I meant to tell you this earlier.
S: I took him to go see the Hobbit.
D: Why would you do that?! You know he gets weird ass ideas.
C: Dean, we must go help him. He could die without us.
D: Why should I give a rat's ass?
C: He is a majestic ruler, Dean. His majesticness must be saved for future generations.
D: His what?
C: His majescticness.
D: What the hell?
S: Thorin was pretty majestic. I have to admit that.
C: Then you understand, Sam! We have to go help the Dwarves reclaim Erebor!
S: You know what, Cas, you're right. You and Dean should get ready and be on your way tonight.
D: Sam, what are you doing?
S: I'll even go find you a bow and arrow. You can match wits with Kíli.
D: Sam, what the hell are you doing?
S: I'll pack your provisions.
D: Sam, stop it.
S: I'll even call Gandalf for you.
C: Dean, Sam is g
Things I Can No Longer Do in Dungeons and Dragons1) No using the flaming battle axe as an emergency skilletThings I Can No Longer Do in Dungeons and Dragons3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
2) No dual-wielding two-handed weapons, even if I figure out how to within the rules.
3) Hengeyokai are not for making catgirls and bunny girls.
-a. And I am not allowed to fill a mansion with either or both.
4) Not allowed to use Warforged as cannon fodder with the justification "We can rebuild him!"
5) Just because I can, doesn't mean I should take Arcane Admixture so many times that Magic Missile deals nearly every damage type possible
6) My Warlock can have an Infernal Pact. He cannot be Legion and speak in the third person collective.
-a. Nor can the Warforged.
7) My Warlock will not describe his pact as having made a demon/devil/evil star/fairy/vestige his bitch.
8) If we encounter a female fox hengeyokai with a high charisma, I will refer to her by name and not constantly call her the foxy lady.
9) Zeppelins do not exist in Forgotten Realms. I am not allowed to build one from canvas and fire elementals.
-a. And if I did,
Llamas with Hats Human AdaptedLlamas with Hats Human Adapted4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Carl, there's a dead human in our house!"
My best friend-and roommate-Carl, was in the kitchen, doing the dishes, which was odd, because Carl never did the chores.
He shuffled over and poked the dead body with his foot. "Oh...hey...how did he get here?" Blood was pooling on the floor, from multiple stab wounds in the dead man's chest.
His lying tone was obvious. I stared at him, alarmed. "Carl, what did you DO?!"
He waved a hand nonchalantly. "Me? I didn't do this."
"Explain what happened, Carl!" I said angrily. These kinds of things seemed to happen whenever I went out...
"I've never seen him before in my life!" Carl protested.
"Why did you kill this person, Carl?!"
"I do not kill people. That is..." he couldn't help glancing back towards the kitchen. "That is my LEAST favorite thing to do."
I sighed. "Carl, tell me exactly what you were doing before I got home."
He frowned and shifted
Malkav's Mirror13 Possible Reasons Why Malkav's Mirror is CrackedMalkav's Mirror11 years ago in Humor More Like This
13. Brujah got sick of listening to Malkav talk about what a pretty mirror he had and decided to beat him over the head with it. Though, in his rage, he didn't notice it is was Toradore looking into it at the time.
12. Gangrel got pissed when he saw the duck bill he acquired after his last frenzy.
11. Assamite discovered that he could not diablerise himself.
10. Tremere learned the hard way that a house hold hand mirror cannot deflect Path of Levinbolt, no matter how many times it works in the cartoons.
9. Set realized that he could get far more profit from selling off a lot of little mirrors rather than one big one.
8. A reanimated corpse knocked it off the table while running like a bat out from hell from Giovanni's bedroom.
7. Not even Black Metamorphisis helped Lasombra see her reflection and so she broke the mirror in frustration with her hairbrush.
6. Toreador was so entranced by her own reflection that she didn't notice B
Dungeons and Dragons story (Should I or no?)CharactersDungeons and Dragons story (Should I or no?)1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Jack Frost - the Prince of Salex
North - the King of Salex
Tooth - the Queen of Salex
Bunny - the protector of the royal family
Sandy - wizard, Ren’s brother
Ren - wizard, Sandy’s brother, teacher of Elsa and Anna (my OC)
Elsa - sister of Anna, apprentice of Ren
Anna - sister of Elsa, apprentice of Ren
Merida - an archer, tracker of Salex
Hiccup - thief, dragon rider of Toothless, friend of Flynn, Kristoff, and Sven
Toothless - dragon of Hiccup, night fury
Kristoff - thief, friend of Hiccup, Toothless, Flynn, and Sven
Sven - friend of Toothless, Hiccup, Flynn, and Kristoff, reindeer
Rapunzel - lost princess of Ismere, protector of nature/animals
Flynn Rider - thief, friend of Hiccup, Toothless, Sven, and Kristoff
Pitch Black - the evil nightmare warlock/sorcerer
Kron - leader of Pitch’s fearling knights, stepbrother of Neera, iguanodon
Neera - stepsister of Kron, iguanodon
Erasmus - troll, Keeper of the enchanted library
Aladar - my friend, iguanodon
Me - a
Wake UpJim had woken up a while ago. A long while. But he refused to open his eyes, just yet. Because, you see, he didn't need to.Wake Up3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He could feel the softness of the sheet, and duvet cover. It was, of course, thick just how he liked it. Luxurious. Tantalisingly fluffy. He could feel the slight chill in the air around his face, as there always was in London, and the contrast of that with the warmth under the covers. He could feel the clothes he was wearing: just a pair of boxers with a plain t-shirt. And, if he stretched his hand, or foot, or body a little way to the right, he could feel the man lying next to him. Comfortingly close, so that if Jim ever felt disorientated or worried, he could just reach out and he'd be there. Looking after him and watching over him, even in his sleep. Sebastian Moran: The best sniper in London and the best lover a man could ask for.
He could smell that gorgeous shower gel that Sebastian always used, without fail or deviance. He could smell the faint arom
Life Beyond the Living -Ch 1-A story about a boy's journey to knowledge and self-discovery. The questions Riordan left about his little Nico di Angelo will perhaps be answered.Life Beyond the Living -Ch 1-3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Go Away!” He yelled. “I hate you! I wish you were dead!”
The ground didn’t swallow me up, but Nico ran down the steps, headed towards the woods. I tried to follow, but I slipped and fell to the icy steps. When I got up, I noticed what I slipped on.
I picked up the god statue Bianca had retrieved from the junkyard for Nico. The only statue he didn’t have, she’d said. A last gift from his sister.
I stared at it with dread, because I now understand why it looked so familiar. I’d seen it before.
It was a statue of Hades, Lord of the Dead.
-Rick Riordan “The Titan’s Curse.”
He ran as if he had death at his heels. His breath was released in tiny puff
KissesKisses4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Juliane kisses Winnie, it's rushed and nervous. One moment, she's looking down at her, and all it takes are flushed cheeks, a shy glance and a slightly pursed lip to undo her.
The next thing she knows is that she's cupping those rosy cheeks and sucking that plump bottom lip into her mouth and Winnie's making those adorable little sounds that she sometimes makes when she takes a bite of really good chocolate... and then, in her haste to move closer, Winnie accidentally bangs her nose (quite painfully) into Juliane's.
(After a few muffled curses in French and German and then a bout of raucous laughter, Juliane leans in again to kiss her girlfriend's sweetly smiling lips.)
Snow and Ash: Ch. 1"I didn't know."Snow and Ash: Ch. 14 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Please come back.
Please come back.
"I didn't mean to hurt you."
They won't come back.
"When you tease people, hurt them, it scars their minds more than their bodies. It is much more painful to have those scars on the mind, because they never seem to fully close. Just the slightest prodding and they tear back open even wider than before. It torments them even in their subconscious and runs deeper than the bones, than a sword through the heart. Do you understand any of this Ivan?"
Not then, not at that time. He didn't know what those words meant. Now he did, now he wanted to show he did understand, but no one could see. No one would see. No one wanted to see.
The snowy landscape was filled with the bodies of soldiers and civilians sleeping in the endless white of death, forever uncaring of the world and its affairs. Families left behind who would always remember, even if
The Matfred ChroniclesThe Matfred ChroniclesThe Matfred Chronicles5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Chapter 1: Why?
Rating: K+ (for safety)
Why? That question, asked over and over and over again.
Why? The word repeating in a monotone voice in his head.
Canada didn't know why. He could never explain it. He tried to make an educated guess- a hypothesis- as to the reasons his own logic, his own desires, his own morals had let him accept this. But the guesses died- burned to ashes after the experiment set them to flames.
America hadn't really come out and given his confession. Or did he? Hadn't he? It was after the World Conference meeting, right? America and Canada, sitting alone in that room with its long elliptical table, full of empty seats.
There he had confessed.
There had had spilt the beans.
There he had spoke the three forbidden words of something quite larger than normal sibling relationships were suppose to encompass.
Why there? A World Conference wasn't the least bit romantic.
10 Things I Hate About You10 Things I Hate About You10 Things I Hate About You4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
An IamMatthewian fan story
Kimitori-J a.k.a. NicoLetoX
"I hate the way you talk to me."
"What?" Manitoba stared at BC. It was early morning, and Manitoba had taken several transportation methods to get to BC's house. It was difficult, with his brothers between them. He had to wake up extra early, hitch a ride from Sask to Ralph's, and get directions from Ralph on how to get through the Rockies to BC.
And why was he in such a rush to get to BC? Because he'd promised that today he would take her out. He lost a bet with BC, on a certain debate that involved a certain Quebecois and Ontarian, but they promised never to speak of it again. So there he was, at BC's front porch, he had just asked if she was ready, only to receive an insult for a reply.
During his moment of confusion, BC's eyes rolled up and down her date. By clothing, he was rather not different. Instead of a sweater however, he wore a t-shirt with the same "friendly" design.
Onomatopoeia -SnappedCanada-Onomatopoeia -SnappedCanada-4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
ï»¿There comes a time in every forgotten personâs life where things just get too great for them to handle. Matthew Williams, Canada, was by far no exception to this rule. His whole life, constantly forgotten, constantly ignored. He figured heâd grin and bear it, people would come around right? Things would always get better. He really did think that way for such a long time, going to meetings and trying to get a word in. This never worked, but he tried anyway. He couldnât find comfort in his Papa, or Daddy...not even his own brother. Maybe the only thing that really set him off was one specific furry creature.
Matthew woke up like normal, slipped on his slippers and streatched. Today was rather cold, so he threw on a shirt as well. He ran a hand through his blonde hair as he bore holes in his own head in the mirror. Did...he always look like that? Was he always so pathetic?
The Matfred Chronicles: SpoonThe Matfred ChroniclesThe Matfred Chronicles: Spoon5 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Chapter 2: Spoon
Canada rolled his eyes at America's insolence. "Just one more, Al!" he implored.
America only glared at the metal table setting reproachfully. "Never. That medicine tastes horrible! Even worse than Iggy's food."
Canada knew how much of a bag that was, but America wouldn't return to normal health on his own. "C'mon. Those superheroes in your comics never let a little medicine stop them from getting better."
"Heroes don't get sick," America replied flatly just before a sneeze violently lurched his head forward.
After America finished blowing the mucus out of his nose into a tissue, Canada contemplated a method to get the spoon into America's mouth without any whining. Soon, a plan materialized in his head. Canada proceeded to sit down on the edge of the bed and lean his face closer to Ame
Late Night Texts 22D: Sam, I've got some bad news.Late Night Texts 223 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
S: You didn't break Bobby's new table, did you?
D: No not yet.
S: Did you break my new laptop?
D: That's not the bad news.
D: But I did break it.
S: You asshole! I fucking told you not to go near my damn laptop, and the first damn thing you do is fucking break it!
D: FOCUS, SAMMY.
S: Sorry, sorry. What happened?
D: I'm pregnant.
S: You're what?!
S: You and Cas didn't use protection?! I fucking told you to! I fucking told you, and now you're gonna-I can't believe this, now I have to deal with your fucking mood swings and I have to go buy your sorry ass a shitton of pickles, and I have to deal with you and then I have to deal with Castiel and then your kid and DAMMIT DEAN!
D: Yes, Sam?
S: You're not a girl.
D: No I'm not.
S: So you can't get pregnant.
D: No I can't.
S: So I'm an idiot.
D: And he finally catches on.
DollIt was the end of the school day and Kazuki was glad to be going home. School was never that fun, but what could he honestly expect?Doll3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Hey, you going to get that book for class?" Kazuki's friend, Akito, walked over to him with his backpack. "I gotta watch my baby sister."
"Are you kidding? She's ten. Get the book yourself." he really just wanted to go home.
"I always get the books, you can do me a favor this one time." he pushed past Kazuki and started going home.
"Come on." he said under his breath. He really didn't like the library. Books are boring, all about history and useless stuff like that. Akito's girlfriend, Ayumi, had worked in the library, so he had gotten the books, but they had broken up recently.
He started on his way to the library, one floor up. When he got there, because of course he took his sweet time, he opened one of the two wooden doors and poked his head in. "Hello?" he called out. The librarian's desk to the left was vacant and it seemed to be that they had gone
Leal al Padre?Leal al Padre?4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Disclamer: Hetalia Axis Power/World Series no me pertenece, sino al gran Hidekaz Himayura. Esta historia, tampoco es de mi propiedad, sino de KitakLaw, quien me otrogó el honor de traducir su historia.
Advertencia: Mal lenguaje... no mucho, pero es lo que se espera de Arthie. No se usan nombres de los personajes.
Pareja: No hay como tal. Es una relación de familia entre Canadá/Matthew Williams e Inglaterra/Arthur Kirkland
Dedicado a: KitakLaw, autora intelectual de esta obra.
¿Leal al Padre?
[Traducción] Un Fic Post-Independencia de Estados Unidos. Arthur se preguntó por qué Matthew eligió ponerse de su lado en lugar del de Alfred —después de todo, en realidad tenía razones para rebelarse—. ¿Pero si las acciones de Matthew eran más egoístas de lo que parecían?
—Él se ha ido, ¿no
Proposal"Daddy, why aren't you and Papa married?"Proposal3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
That was a good question, wasn't it? One answer that popped in Tony's mind was that he never though about getting married. But well, he never thought he'd be living with Captain America or that he would adopt a child. A few years ago if someone said that one day there would be a small 6 year-old boy in his garage watching him work, Tony would laugh so hard he'd probably fall into a coma.
"I don't know, Peter."
"Do you want to marry him?"
Tony stopped to think. Did he want to marry Steve? He already woke up next to him every morning, they took Peter to school together, had meals together, cleaned the house together, told bedtime stories to Peter together. A formal marriage wasn't necessary. But 'needing' and 'wanting' were different things, and Peter asked Tony if he wanted to marry Steve.
"You know, I think I do."
"Why don't you ask him?" Of course Peter would ask that, because Peter was a child and when you're a child things are that si
Awesomeness Ch. 1"I am soo bored! Hanging out here is so not awesome!" Gilburt said sitting up side down in his brother's chair. He was alone in the big house since his little brother went to stay at Feliciano's house for the week. "Stupid Ludwig leaving the awesome me here alone." He sat up side down in the chair frowning until he heard a knock at the door. "'Bout time someone came to visit the awesome me!" Gilburt ran to the door and opened it surprising Francis.Awesomeness Ch. 15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
" Jezz Gilburt! You trying to give me a heart attack?!" Francis said trying to calm himself.
"Oh. Francis it's just you . What do you want?" Gilburt, more or less, greeted his old friend.
"I came over to see how you were doing and to hang out with mon amie."
"Fine I guess you can stay for a bit, come in," Gilburt walked back into the house Francis followed, closing the door behind him.
"So where is my little brother Feliciano? I thought he came over quite a bit," Francis asked.
"He usually does, but today Ludwig decided to go stay with