24 ways to annoy Alice1 take away all her left shoes24 ways to annoy Alice5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
2 hide all her makeup brushes
3 take all lids off liquid makeup products
4 hide above and below listed items in La Push
5 Hide in La Push so she cant see you
6 take all her car keys
7badly paint (or graffiti) her beloved yellow car
8tell the school shes anorexic
9 pretend Bella said yes to the wedding (I know she did, don't kill me) and Alice can design it and its tomorrow.
10 tell her yes, that dress makes her look fat
11when she runs after you after #9, take above said badly painted/graffitied car and total it
12 tell her the Volturi killed her cat (read 50 pranks on Carlisle Cullen if you dont know)
13 go through her closet with paintball guns, spray paint guns, chainsaw, or all 3 evil grin
14 let Jasper in on it and put him in some danger to distract Alices eye
15 tell her Jasper went back to Maria (thats her name, right?)
16 crack all her nail polish
17 tell her shes s
51things emmett isnt alowed.Emmett Cullen is not allowed to:51things emmett isnt alowed.5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1. Spread rumors that the reason why Edward never had a girlfriend before Bella is because he is gay...
2. ...And that he has a crush on Jasper...
3. ...or Carlisle
4. Tell Alice that pink really isn't her color
5. Attempt to juggle with Esme's china
6. Tell Bella that if she jumped from a great height Edward would have to change her
7. Microwave Peeps...
8. ...and leave them in Jasper's favorite book
9. Call Bella's mom and tell her "The baby's doing okay" and that Bella and Edward asked him to be godfather
10. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation
11. Use the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
12. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation while using the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
13. In fact, Emmett is not even allowed to think about snapping his fingers in 'Z' formation, saying "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease," or doing both at the same time
14. Try and start a nudist colony in a school bathroom...
15. ...and invite the teachers giving him detention/trying to ge