Lunar Republic vs Celestial EmThe Lunar Republic vs The Celestial EmpireLunar Republic vs Celestial Em2 years ago in Humor
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"The wine is lovely this year, Madame Berry Grape." Celestia gave a short nod to the bowing pony. The wine was, in fact, not lovely this year. It was simply what a princess was supposed to say at the Autumn Equinox Banquet.
At this function, like most, the aristocracy played a traditional and subtle game of which-pony-was-better-than-which, a ferociously competitive sport of tiny score keeping. If you sit one space closer to the princess, you are one point better. If you wore a dress not haute couture, you lost a point. If your hat had an extra feather, you had an extra point, unless you attempted a power play by foregoing feathers and trying a coiffure done by a famous mane stylist, though that was a risky move. Fumbling through a step on the dance floor was an easy way to lose points, though that was never an issue, since no one ever danced for fear of subtracting their score. Winners were allowed to hold their noses in inc
Of Challenges and KissesFeatherweight sat on the schoolyard's green grass. His cream-coloured ears perked towards his friends, while his eyes stared at three talking fillies.Of Challenges and Kisses1 year ago in General Fiction
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The three fillies--a pegasus, a unicorn, and a small earth pony--sat around huddled, talking and drawing crazy plans in the sandy ground. One in particular drew his attention.
Celestia, she's pretty, he thought with a sigh.
Scootaloo stood over the other two, wildly gesturing a masterful plan that was certain to either get them their cutie marks, or land them in a hospital. Her two friends alternated between looking at her in disbelief and giving each other small, uncertain stares.
Something nudged against his leg with a small crunching sound. Turning, Featherweight sighed again as he looked at his own two friends' expecting faces.
"Oi, are you even listening?" asked Pipsqueak, a sheepish smile spread across his small features.
"...And then she said it stood for Prissy Mare Syndrome. I think she was lying," said Chowder, unawa