Squash!Squash!1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This
Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Squash who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Hypnotist . He trained every day for -17 hours in order to beat his rival, The Wonderous Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Squash came armed with a sparklers and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Squash emerged as the freekishly victor! His achievement is celebrated every Labor Day.
DA'd LibsMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after Sporks because you'll only end up with a ennui in your coccyx (like that wasn't coming a mile away)." I never quite understood his advice until one St. Gerard-on-the-Thames Holy Biscuit Recognition Day, I was gardening with my best friend Mandii (with two I's - she's a girly girl's girl). All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was liken-unto-a-lichen and spooky sounds came from deep within. Mandii (with two I's - she's a girly girl's girl) saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!DA'd Libs1 year ago in Create a Story Contest More Like This