HAWT USUK YAOIZ R18"OMG FUK U INGRUND I DO WAT I WAHNT!1111 >(((" umarika screemed "STFU THIS AINT BURGER KING BITCH U CANT HAV IT UR WAI HERE" yeled ingrund then he beetted up umarika N HE DIEDHAWT USUK YAOIZ R183 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
lol no jk umerika waz in a comma u stoopids XDDD
when umerika wohke up HE WAS TYED 2 A BED "um ok wtf happn lol!?!?!11" he sehd nervussly!!1
"HAAAAIIII UMERIKAAA" said ingrund as he waked in in a STRIPER OUTFIT "woeeee ingrund wtf yooo .." umerika sehd as he gowt a bohner "LOL UMERIKA UR SO KAWAI" sehd ingrund as he wehnt on teh behd and puled dohn his pnties. then ingrund got HORNY n seduced umerika looolll!111//.
TEHN MINUTS L8R
"OHHHHH YEAAAHHH UIHHH UHH HAHA HAAHHHH UHHMM UNFFF" moened umerika
"llooll i no U LIKE DIS U STOOPIT CUNT" said ingrund as he shoved his cock unto umerika ass
"uhhhmm unnfff auhhh.." umerika moened as he waz gettin HEUMPEUND
then he felt ingrund cock missing
"um ingrund wtf KEEP GOING" he yelled
"HAHAHAHAAH UMERIKA I HAF UR NUDES NOW!!!!!" laffed ingrund
OuchSomething's stuck in my throatOuch3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It's clawing its way out,
tearing at the lining of my esophagus
leaving it in shreds.
Something's lodged in my brain
twisting and turning
its way through my veins
trying to make it to my heart.
Something hurts in my chest,
the unending pounding through my blood
causing me to double over in pain,
the waves shooting out into the rest of me.
Something is burning my lungs
constricting my breathing
and making life so much harder to bear.
This just isn't right.
Something is breaking me apart,
ripping me in two with no regards.
All it wants is to destroy me,
and it's doing one hell of a job.
Pokemon Marysue: New Beginings.Pokemon Marysue: New Beginings.3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hello, Marisu here to present the MUCH long awaited sequel to my earlier masterpiece.
Enjoy, and comment with your criticism.
Also, thanks to Jousten for helpin' me write other stuff.
As I arrived at the hospital, they made me wait in the lobby for four hours, despite my severe injury.
Apparently, when you lack insurance it complicates things. Ash waited patiently, holding my hand as I wept. I wept not for myself, for I am not selfish. I wept for Misty's poor, lost, and evil soul. It was saddening that she couldn't understand he utter depth of Ashy-Kun's love for me. I finally was permitted entrance into the vacant, cold, and lifeless room. The doctor eyed me lustfully, as every male did. No man could deny my luscious birthing hips, and my long, flowing hair. I ran, reminded of the douche bag scientist. Outside, as I waited for Ash, I noticed a bright fire in the distance. As I drew near to investigate, Misty's bright orange hair was revealed as the supposed flame. Ash
If my heart was made of glassI saw a shooting star and made a wish.If my heart was made of glass3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You ask me what it was but I gave you a kiss.
I asked you what you wished for and you said what was true.
You asked me to make a poem for you.
You told me to focus and don't lose sight
To do it with feelings, to write with all my might.
I agreed to your terms and went work.
And this is what I have given birth:
If my heart was made of glass it would be shattered in a million pieces,
Broken and cracked from your bitter-sweet kisses.
If my heart was made of glass it would be fragile but clear,
Breaking little by little because you are here.
If my heart was made of glass then it would be hard but very smooth,
Just like your sugar-coated words that you can always prove.
If my heart was made of glass you'd be harder to love-
The love that you gave me and was sent from above.
If my heart was made of glass would you even hear it break?
Would you hear me when I scream and see me when I fake?
If my heart was made of glass would you treasure it in yours?
Dead GirlsPeel back your skin.Dead Girls3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
See! Now you look a lot skinnier.
But remember, dead girls are prettier.
The ThingI lay still in my bed,The Thing3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Mr. Ted by my side,
And listen hard for the thing
That crawls around outside.
He'll start with the scratching,
It's always the same,
His claws carving the face
Of the wooden door frame.
Then he'll move onto the blood
Seeping beneath my door,
Dripping from the walls,
Covering the floor.
The wardrobe will squeak,
Those green eyes appear,
Voices will whisper
Dark words in my ear.
Their dead hands will tug
At the edge of my sheets
And insects will crawl
All over my feet.
I lay and wait
For their games to begin.
But tonight will be different,
I whisper with a grin,
Tonight I will show
Those monsters a scare.
They can come back again,
IF they dare.
True facts about DA N DeviantsSome true facts about DA and DeviantsTrue facts about DA N Deviants5 years ago in Editorial More Like This
1. If a deviation has just been uploaded it will be put on the front page in about an hour just because the deviant has more than 100 watchers and the deviation has lot of views ..doesn't matter if it's good or not the deviant's just famous
2. If a famous deviant requests a critique on his deviation it's bound to get a good critique since the deviant is famous and people will give a good review even if it sucks!
3. When a normal deviant becomes famous he starts to think too much of himself and thinks that since he's famous he shouldn't bother to reply...it's true I've seen famous deviants often never reply to you .they're pretty damn arrogant
4. For some reason drawings done completely by hand, are never as appreciated as drawings that are done on Photoshop or other Traditional Media
5. A deviant whose art promotes a certain couple (couple of an anime) and that person's gallery is filled with that couple's art is famous!
6. IDK why
InsomniaA miniature moon floats sleepilyInsomnia3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
atop my open window;
a drifting continent sifting
over shivering tree tops.
Watery clouds explore along the
broken crest of atoms,
fingers rolling in the shadows
of its dimensions.
My skewed sight steadily begins to
repaint the scattered stars and
one by one like raindrops,
they burst across the sky
Breathing down in thoughtful shafts
upon the inside of my eyelids.
I'm thankful to be an insomniac.
Soakeda rainbowSoaked3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a silent reminder of
all the nights
she spent in
your boy-FriendHis name is Mr. Perfect,your boy-Friend3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And a flawless match for you.
You told me that you love him,
And I am told he loves you too.
But I hear that he is moving,
That there's another girl.
I hear he thinks your cheating.
And wonders where you got the pearls.
I hear he stayed out late last night,
Just right after you had a fight,
And made a big mistake.
I guess he wasn't flawless after all,
Mr. perfects just a fake.
So put on the pearls I bought.
For the birthday he forgot.
It's too bad he couldn't come today,
He must be TIED up or far away.
I'll light the candles so make a wish
Isn't it amazing
The smallest ripples can scare the fish?
AustriaXReader My Piece For You"Flowers?"AustriaXReader My Piece For You3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"No." You sighed, resting you head in your hands. Across the table from you was your best friend Hungary. You had been crushing on Austria for a while now, and being the best friend ever, she was trying to help you come up with ways to tell him. "Are we even sure he likes me?" You asked.
"Of course we are! I used to live with him before moving in with Prussia, you know." The brunette huffed.
You snickered a bit. You saw their marriage come from a mile away, but no one had believed you at the time.
"Oh, I know!" She snapped her fingers. "You could write and perform a piano piece for him! One over flowing with your love for him!"
You blushed and smiled a bit at the same time. "True, if there’s anything he understands, it's music from a piano."
"Great! Now I was thinking it could start out like "
You started to zone out, already having the beginnings of you piece in mind. This would be the greatest confession in musical history.
The DreamI saw his face in a dreamThe Dream4 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
We were walking to the ocean
I know not all's what it seems
But we embraced with such devotion
We stared straight into the horizon with all its pleasures
And spoke with bated breath of the future and all its treasures
I woke and thought to myself
Who was that man?
This is something that I still need to understand
And I wonder if that time will come
Will I hold you in my arms someday?
And I wonder what that dream has done
And will this life ever be the same?
Though years have passed since that dream
I'm still filled with such emotion
I know not what it could mean
But the spell was highly potent
For who has ever forgotten a vision so sublime
I wait, I'm anxious for all of the story to unwind
And I wonder if that time will come
Will I hold you in my arms someday?
And I wonder what that dream has done
And will our lives ever be the same?
VindicationThe good news was, he was telling the truth; Rusty really wasn't the werewolf. The bad news was, the silver bullet still killed him instantly.Vindication3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Established SexualityA friend approaches another friend and announces he is gay.Established Sexuality3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Normal Reaction: " What!? Dude, I don't... That's gross! I don't think we can hang out anymore if your for real."
My Reaction: " I'm straight. There, we have established our sexuality, now let's go get some ice cream!"
Sonamy Found loveSonamy found loveSonamy Found love3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a quiet night in Mobious, sonic was having thoughts of how Amy went on audition for a band two years ago he missed her very much and was beginning to have feelings for her.
i cant believe Amy coming back tomorrow i thought she wasn't coming back now i get to see her again. the other planned a party for her return at the beach, but i am not sure if i should go or not.
what if she stopped liking me or she got a boyfriend?
He closed his eyes and a single tear fell from his eye. His thoughts were on Amy Rose how he was afraid of being around her and how she used to chase him and hug him to death until he couldn't breathe and those kisses. No he said drying his tears i am gooin to see her tomorrow. he said then he ran to his house and went to sleep
THE NEXT DAY
AT THE M
CruelThe true crueltyCruel3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Is not the disappointment of failure
the tragedy of loss
the pain of agony
it is the cold fragility of abandonment
The icy wall of isolation
separating you from the humans
You, an "other being", do not belong here
We do not wish your presence
It makes us ill
You make us ill
Yes, you make work your till
Be honest, brave and true
But we shall never see,
that being that is truly you
Instead we leave you locked out
In a gated community on the outside
On a tiny square the size of a matchbox,
we let you live your life
While we have fun, and enjoy each other
Go away, don't be such a bother
FriendA person whom you can trust,Friend3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
who's faithful until both are dust
Sees through a set of similar eyes
Knows when you speak truth or lies
A shoulder, there to comfort you
A true voice, that knows what's best for you
A conspirator to make joy and have fun,
who knows what's right or when something shouldn't be done
An uplifting soul, who changes your mood,
makes you feel merry, when before, you brood
An ear to listen to every scheme,
to help determine reality or dream
A face that smiles and you know everywhere,
it shows their thoughts and when they care
A body that's warm and has its own beat,
one that's fun to see, and to meet
So, a friend is someone like you,
who's faithful, brave, honest and true
And no matter how many people I see
I will never see a better friend than you for me
Pathetic IWhen it's all over,Pathetic I3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
When all is said and done.
Are you finally satisfied?
Do you think you've won?
But don't you see the damage?
Just look at all the pain you've brought.
You know, you've just lost more than you've got.
Don't you know it's useless?
Your effort's just in vain.
I can clearly see the lies you've placed,
In your little game.
And I just can't believe that I've fallen
For someone as pathetic as you.
Because even for one second,
You couldn't be true.
I really hate your smile today,
It's really annoying me.
Now that I look at it,
You have crooked teeth.
Your smile that was so radiant
Is now just such a different thing.
Why don't I ever notice the cloud that it brings?
You are such a liar.
I'll never believe you again.
But I know that I'll be better than you
I'll do everything I can.
I'll make you regret your lying
And find someone who's better than you.
Oh yes, and Vincent?
We are so through.
ScotlandxReader: BagpipesScotlandxReader: Bagpipes3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was late at night when you heard a strange noise from down the hall. However it wasn't that that woke you, it was the lack of warmth at your back. Your boyfriend wasn't in bed, which was odd because earlier that night he had been drinking heavily.
Allistor Kirkland and you had been dating for the last year and been living together for about two months. It always irked you when he decided to go out drinking because you were always stuck being the designated driver.
Bleary eyed you walked down the hall to the parlor and saw something you were certainly not expecting. Allistor standing in the middle of the parlor playing his bagpipes. "Allistor, what in the world are you doing?"
"Playing," he said looking over at you as if that was this was the most natural thing in the world to do at the time.
"Hon, its two o'clock in the morning," you moaned, "come back to bed."
"Come over here," he said taking your hand roughly and dragging you to the sofa. You huffed, but remained seated as your bo
Alonetrapped in a big empty houseAlone3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
haunted by the ghosts of you
an icy breath
i swear i can almost feel you here
walking down these hallways
stretching for days and years
i can remember every single thing this
house has to offer
and it's killing me
every corner holds a cobweb of whispers
and i can't place why i'm here
in these rooms i loathe
tip-toeing down the stairs
too afraid to stir up old memories
i can't figure it out
i hated this place so goddamn much
but...something draws me here
i don't understand how i can feel so
alone and yet safe
in this hell i once called home
UntitledI can't sleep, I can't stop thinking,Untitled3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
In my head I keep on repeating,
The days when everything was fine,
The times not that far behind,
The nights when I could sleep happy,
Now instead I'm left feeling crappy,
But alas, the past is the past,
Guess we can't fix it once it's crashed,
But one thing, oh please don't forget me,
Because once...we were meant to be.
Attention Whore Attention whore. That's what you call me.Attention Whore3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Am I really? I'm usually the one girl who sits quietly in the back of the classroom, and rarely participates in public. I'm the one who hates to be on the spotlight with questions, who cries silently when someone berates her. I hardly ever ask for anything, but for you to listen when I feel like talking. Whether it be serious or not, a pair of loyal ears is a good thing to have.
And you. You started to pull me out of that hellish shell I locked myself in years ago. I loved you. You loved me. We were happy, being the only two peas in a humongous pod. I let you take whatever you wanted of me, and I didn't ask for much in return. I didn't need your body or materials. I just wanted a space in your heart, that secluded place no one had ever seen before. I thought I was se
Killers Need Love Too"Audrey. Now is not a good time."Killers Need Love Too3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Alex currently had his hands full. And when he said full, he meant full. He was talking about 200 pounds of American red-blooded woman. Apparently, anyone could be a prostitute now-a-days.
He heard a sigh from the other line. "But," his foster sister whined. "You're my only brother. I want some kind of niece."
"You don't know," He pulled off the woman's fingernails, "if I'll even have a girl. It could be a boy."
Alex could practically hear her roll her eyes. "What-ever. You're getting married, even if I have to find your wife myself. I'm coming over."
"What? No! You can't! I've got"
"Company? Yeah, sure, dork."
The line clicked.
Alex's eyes widened as he looked down at the mess in front of him.
TEN MINUTES LATER
"Aleeeexxxxx! I'm heeerrreeeee!"
Through the front door, burst Audrey, in all her glory. She held her laptop in one hand and a coffee in the other. Al
GERMAN: ScotlandxReader: From rain into loveGERMAN: ScotlandxReader: From rain into love3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Ich seufzte schwer. Ich schaute aus dem Fenster und sah wie der kalte Regen schwer auf die Erde fiel. Noch tiefer rutschte ich in meinen Sessel.
Ich habe ansonsten ja nichts gegen Regen, aber irgendwann ist auch mal wieder die Sonne dran, oder nicht?!"
Ein plötzliches Klopfen an der Tür riss mich aus meinen düsteren Gedanken. Zusätzlich klingelte der unerwartete Gast auch noch wie ein Verrückter!
WAS DENN?!", schrie ich und sprang vom Sessel auf. Ich war wirklich mies drauf. Wütend stampfte ich zur Tür und riss sie auf. Welcher Irre mein mi ". Schlagartig blieb mir das Wort im Halse stecken. Allistor!", hustete ich hervor. Wie geht es dir?" Ich versuchte zu lächeln, nur es sah etwas schräg aus.
Der Rotschopf musterte mich erst, grinste dann etwas schief und antworte in einer etwas rauen Stimme. Wunderbar. Willst du mich