The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
"Accident""Daddy?""Accident"3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh ? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Simpsons:Hope and ExpectationsIt's two A.M.Simpsons:Hope and Expectations2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I've been working through eight hour shifts for the past three days and feel exhausted, I just can't sleep. My mind is racing with thoughts about what I have put myself through, and most importantly what Marge has gone through. I keep thinking if I did the right thing by marrying her, I love her to death but I can't believe I went as far as to get her pregnant. I mean it's great that I will soon be a Dad, but will I be a good provider for him?
Working these eight hour shifts have been long and tedious, flipping burgers is not my idea of fun, and neither is sitting by the drive through waiting for some low life to s
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
The Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIPThe Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIP3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The next morning came, and Marge had awoken in her bed alone. She gasped at the sight of Homer missing from the dent in his side of the mattress. She got up and changed into her daily clothes and headed out the door. "Homie?" She called out. After no response, she decided to ask the kids if they knew anything. "KIDS!" Marge yelled out loudly. Bart and Lisa both opened their eyes in shock. Bart walked out into the hall first, wiping his eyes. "What is it, Mom?" He asked, still half-asleep. Marge put her hands on her hips and asked him, "Do you have any idea where your father is? He never came to bed last night." Bart let out a yawn. "He proba
El diario de velita capitulo 1El diario de velita capitulo 14 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
El Diario de Velita (el primer capítulo)
Se preguntarán x q el diario de velita no ?
bueno mis amigas me llaman asi x q mi correo es asi y ya todo el mundo se acostumbro a llamarme asi bueno asi empieza la historia
Estaba caminando con mis mejores amigas Allison, Alejandra, Livisú pero no Gianella ya q ella estaba enferma:
Yo: oigan y han escuchado de la leyenda de la niña del columpio?
Allison. yo si me la se dicen que....
Livisú: no no la digas plis me da miedo Buuu
Alejandra. no seas llorona vamos continua
Allison: bueno dicen que una niña murió en el columpio de nuestro colegio
Yo: si y que ell
New SnowNew Snow2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clomp, clomp, clomp. The sound of gumboots on the new fallen snow as they each grabbed shovel to move the heaps - Slushy had really done it this year. Prisoners, big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones all shoveling away.
Being mistaken for a man is quite degrading, but Bonnie never really took it to heart (well she had Clyde). It was coming up to nine o clock, and was very dark. The only light was from the dim street lamps and even her cell looked pretty cosy from here.
"Okay let's pack it up" bellowed Officer Kaiiko, his voice so loud
Dominance in Despair: IntroductionAges:Dominance in Despair: Introduction10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Marge:39 years old
Lisa:18 years old
Maggie:14 years old
Homer:40 years old
Bart:19 years old
Paul:20 years old
The doorbell's harsh chime shocked Marge from her trance-like state. She groaned in frustration as she drew her hand back up her body, away from the task it was performing. Her other hand squeezed one final squeeze, her nipple hard to her touch as it protruded from between her fingers.
She glanced at the alarm clock. 2 AM. The doorbell rang again.
"Damn it, Homer," she groaned as she sat up on the edge of the bed.
She straightened her beehive hair a little as she pulled on her pink cotton robe, fishi
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
HeartbeatBeat beat beatHeartbeat1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Beat beat beat
Just a breath away
Just a step away
All there is to find
Beat beat beat
Beat beat beat
Listen to the beat
The beat of my heart
Its saying stay
That I don't want to let you go
Even though my mind
Is telling you to leave
Beat beat beat
Beat beat beat
Feel the blood rushing
Feel the fast pace
Of my beating heart
Everything I could possibly want
Beat beat beat
Beat beat beat