This is my version of
's Skyrim meme which can be found here: [link]
I spent WAY longer than I had planned filling this thing out, but I had an absolute blast doing so!
If you haven't yet finished the Dark Brotherhood quest line, there are some serious spoilers in number 7. Aside from that, it's pretty much spoiler free. Incoming wall of text/explanations:
1: My character, Morgan. He's a goofball, I play him in a lot of games.
2: Seriously, if you knew you were going to commit crimes, why would you dress like THAT!? xD
3: I've played through a lot of the game four times now and STILL haven't finished the main quest. Maybe one day...
4: Braith is that stupid brat who's always smarting off to you in Whiterun. Getting smart with someone dressed like a Dark Brotherhood assassin is probably a dumb idea...
5: I should be ashamed of how much fun I had with this one, can you tell? xD Also, damn you Bethesda for not letting us marry your awesomest NPCs! Here is a closeup of all the Brynjolfs: [link]
6: Who DIDN'T love this quest!?
7: Spoilers galore! Okay, so Astrid's death wasn't nearly this glamorous in the game. I got a little sad drawing that bit though
Also, Morgan looks like a ballerina when he decapitates people, hehehe!
8: My Morrowind character was lawful good. It was pretty hard to get started without stealing everything in sight though!
9: All of the voice acting was great, but these were my favorite. I seriously hope everyone knows that song reference, so I don't look like a total perv. I got lazy and copy/pasted Astrid from: [link]
10: ...yeah sorry, lol!! If you don't know your Cicero, that's the line he gives when you try to trade with him: [link]
And on the bottom, that's the last Thieves Guild quest. It took me half an hour to get through those spinny dwarven cutter traps because Brynjolf and Karliah REFUSED to go around. They kept walking through, activating the traps, losing all their health, traps turn off, they get back up, traps re-activate, rinse and repeat... it was annoying at the time but kinda funny now.
11: Shadowmere is so super cool. Between him and Cicero I can just sit back and let them destroy everything that challenges me... maybe I should let them finally beat the main quest for me too?