Never Write again.Never Write again.3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Me: Ok let do this.
England: Bitch just get on with it, and say sorry.
Me: I am sorry about writing the last lemon I wrote and forgot to warn everyone.
England: Yeah bitch, Any way she will never write again, Unless it a request.
Me: *Shiver in emo corner*
England: You okay?
Me: *Shiver shiver*
England:I Know Rabbits died when they are alone, But I think I'll just leave.*leave*
Reader:........... I like it but Y u no censore it.
Demon: She is just a dumbass.
Angel: Agree even I don't
Reader: welp it doesn't matter *Going home*
Why Pewdie?Aww... I think to myself, looking down at the sleeping swede in my arms. This is how it's supposed to be. No piggy, no Cry, no Martiza. This is perfect. Nothing can ruin it! Knock, knock, knock, knock. I sigh.Why Pewdie?2 years ago in Drama More Like This
"It's open!" I yell. Pewdie shifts in my arms. I stroke his dirty blonde hair. A few seconds later, Cry enters the room. I glare at the floor for a second, then put on my fake smile.
"Ellos Cry." I say cheerfully.
"Hello Stephano." He says, equally as cheerful. We're both smiling but we both know those smiles are fake. We've never been able to get along. He looks down at the sleeping swede in my arms. He looks at me and glares. He leans in to shake
Pewdie awake, but I tighten my grip. Cry pulls his hand back.
"Why is he sleeping?” Cry asks, sounding annoyed.
"He was up all night playing Slender." I look back at Pewdie. He's so beautiful. I look back at cry. He's looking at Pewdie too.
Alone...forever? SealndXReader REQUEST!I was just a girl who was on a cruise with her family. That is...until there came the storm. The whole ship just flipped upside down...the entire thing! Then we sank, only I was drowning. I could'nt swim, I soon lost my ebergy and I looked up, to the rippling water above me, with the moonlight shining on me. I kept my eyes oped. At least I can die peacefully now...Alone...forever? SealndXReader REQUEST!3 years ago in Drama More Like This
I cosed my eyes, I thought forever, but I soon found myself blinking again...in air...and a boy was kissing me.
What the fuck?
I sat up away from him and he smiled at me "I'm glad to see your awake! I was beginning to worry! I saw you while I was swabbing the deck, are you ok?" I nodded "Thats good! Heres some water!" He gave me a glas full of clean water, I gulped it down quickly. "T-Thanks,My names (Name) and yours...?" I wanted to know his name, I got a better look at him, and he was actually kind of cute..."My names Sealand! So anyway...why were you in the ocean?"
Suddenly I rememebered the ship sinking and my
LIF Harmony Rising Part 2LIF Harmony Rising part 2LIF Harmony Rising Part 22 years ago in Drama More Like This
[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]
Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and how it related to the time Sentorini's spent in a Cuban prison. He then started playing Rubber Bullets by the group 10cc. Sentorini stormed off while saying in Italian "You Michigan people are all fucked up." He could not be reached for comments.
[Wyatt, Jude, and Jonesy walked out of the college.]
Wyatt: You okay man?
Jonesy: I've been through worse.
Drawing FAQDrawing FAQ4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
EDIT: This is REALLY LONG, so feel free to search for the question you want answered by hitting Ctrl+F to bring up your browser's search function. Any and all insults contained herein are for comedic purposes only (except when I'm addressing excessively stupid people, in which case, they started it. I find ignorance offensive. Even my own). If it helps, I get tired of being cruel about a quarter of the way in, and although I'm still quite sarcastic after that, I'm at least informative. You may have better luck just looking at my tutorials. More pictures, less sarcasm.
My Drawing FAQ AKA The Long-Winded Philosophy Of Pencil Drawings
Q. Can I ask you a quick question?
A. I guess, but make it snappy. I'm pretty busy.
Q. You're just sitting there... and spinning around in your swivel chair.
A. That is not true! I'm also trying to balance a pencil on my lip. Anyway, what may be perceived as staring slack-jawed into space, or gawking at screenc
BreatheINT. HOSPITAL- NIGHTBreathe4 years ago in Drama More Like This
A tall dark haired woman in her mid-thirties walks in to a hospital room. She is very pretty. She is wearing a grey jacket, dark blue jeans, and black boots. She is also holding a purse.
She reaches a bed where a blonde woman is laying. The woman is sick and hooked up to all these machines.
DARK HAIRED WOMAN
Hey THEO, how are you doing?
The sick woman, Theo, is staring up at the ceiling. Her blue eyes look lifeless. She says nothing.
DARK HAIRED WOMAN
It's me, ROSE. Are you ok?
Theo still says nothing.
I got you these.
Rose reaches in to her purse and holds out a box of candy.
I know you like em.
Theo still doesn't move.
Theo, take them.
Ok, I'll just put them here.
Rose sets the box down on a table near the bed.
She pulls a chair next to the bed. She takes off her jacket and puts it on the back of the chair. She is wearing a red sweater. Then she sits down.
So, umm, the doctor said-
She stops. There's a pause.
Omegle Roleplay: Prumano Is going your way!Omegle Roleplay: Prumano Is going your way!3 years ago in Drama More Like This
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia, and Prumano.
You: Hallo~ Kesesese...
Stranger: Who're you?
You: Isn't it obvious, it's the AWESOME me!
Stranger: Oh, you're the potato bastards brother, right? *frowns*
You: *rolls eyes* Ja, I'm west's bruder...
Stranger: Hmpf.. Another potato bastard *mumbles something to himself*
You: Mein gott, when you say it like that.. that's so unawesome.... *pokes his forehead* C'mon Lovi smile~ Kesesesese.
Stranger: Oi, don't call me that! *glares*
You: Fine... *sticks tounge out* You seriously need to learn how to smile alittle more Romano.... *smirks and pulls his curl slightly*
Stranger: *blushes and pushes him away* Don't touch that, you bastard!!
You: *smirks even more* You look so cute when you turn red like that, Romano! *laughing to himself*
Stranger: You fucking bastard! I'm leaving *walks away*
You: H-Hey!! wait! *grabs his arm and pulls him back* You better not!
Prussia x Reader:: Movie Night You'll LovePrussia x Reader: Movie Night You'll LovePrussia x Reader:: Movie Night You'll Love3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"AHAHA! You are jealous of my awesome-chick-magnet bird aren't you?!?" Your close friend, Gilbert, boasted. You frowned, "You can just shut your mouth." It thundered outside and you jumped, grabbing a blanket and covering yourself up. Gilbert sighed, wrapping the other end of the blanket over him.
"You are such a wuss!" Gilbert groaned tugging on the blanket, having it fly off of you.
"You're the wuss!" you slid over to him and huddled up next to him under the blanket, face flustered.
"H-Hey! _-______, wh-what are you doing?" He was flustered too but you didn't look up. "J-Just shut up! The blanket isn't that big and i-it's not as warm!" He felt warmer then you expected. Another flash of lightning lit up the room. You jumped, quickly wrapping your arms around his muscular arm.
You hadn't noticed how big his arm muscles were until you were practically in them. Gilbert had wrapped his arm around your back and held you closer. Looking up at his fa
Les Mis Parody - PrologueLes Miserables Parody - Part 1Les Mis Parody - Prologue4 years ago in Comedy More Like This
*Epic instrumental begins and prisoners chant while miming rowing a boat*
Prisoners: Aah, aah, aaaaaah, aah, aah, aaaaaah... aah, aah, aaaaah, aah, aah, aaaah...
Prisoner #1: AH CHOO!
Prisoners: Look down! Look down! We are the misera-bles! Look down! Look down!
Prisoner #3: Don't step on my contacts!
Prisoner #1: The sun is strong!...
Prisoner #4: How come, when we're in a ship?
Prisoners: Look down! Look down! We've 3 hours of the play to go...
Prisoner #2: I've done no wrong!
Historian: Social injustice #1!
Prisoners: Look down, look down, there'll be many more to come...
Prisoner #3: I know she'll wait! I know that she'll-- look, I found a penny!
Prisoners: Look down, look down, that's why we're looking down...
Prisoner #4: When I get free you won't see me... working at Dairy Queen! *spits*
Prisoners: Look down, look down, we've run out of reasons why...
*Guard squirts Prisoner #5 with some water spray*
Prisoner #5: How long oh Lord before they find o
Love conversation between the heart and brainHeart-"Do you miss her?"Love conversation between the heart and brain3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Brain-"Why does it matter? She doesn't care. So why answer. There's no point. No point at all. What do I get? Get if I answered. Nothing? Exactly."
Heart-"Do you still care for her"
Brain-"Sadly I do. Not a day stops,but she won't let me in. So why try?"
Heart-"Because you love her"
Brain-"Love means nothing if they don't love you back"
Heart-"Is that so?"
Brain-"Yeah. So stop with the questions."
Heart-"Why are you giving up?"
Brain-"Because she already likes someone. The end. There's no point."
Heart-"You know her herself even said she didn't know what she's fully feeling."
Brain-"Yeah blah blah blah blah"
Heart-"Do you think giving up will show her you actually do want her back?"
Brain-"No" pause and lets out a sigh "But she's getting annoyed"
Heart-"Because you aren't giving her the space she asked for."
Brain-"I'm trying I try so hard but" pauses again
Brain-"I don't know. I just want her back"
Heart-"Then give her her space and let her t
Brave: A Hetalia FanficBrave: A Hetalia FanFicBrave: A Hetalia Fanfic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The world has always been made-up of the strangest of things: legends, tales, creatures, curses. . . Though now it's divided into countries, each with a unique culture, fashion, and, well . . . I guess, fate.
The story here starts off in the early 1700's, when France, Britain, and Spain were all fighting over America and who exactly was to become his owner.
Britain: America is my little brother because I have every right to look out for him! I'm the one running this whole new world concept so you should just back off!
France: To you?! Do you think you're the only one who's got power here?! Just suck it-I have every right as well!
Britain: Do not! I came over here with reason-to spread my rule and for plenty of others as well! In Europe you had every opportunity right in front of you, but you just had to wander over here! Making some new friends with those feathered people, frenchy?
France: They are natives! I respect that! Unlike that drunk army of yours!
Kung Fu Panda 3 - Character Reference -Kung Fu Panda 3 - Character Reference -2 years ago in Drama More Like This
TITLE: Kung Fu Panda 3: The Path of The Rising Sun
Character References: Onslo Kretch
Name: Onslo Kretch
Combat style: Brutality by Jin Chow. Now under intense training with The Furious Five.
Onslo Kretch is a family man, who joined the military with five of his best mates, Zhuàng Yuan, Péng Chao, Hào Chong, Míng Fu, and Kai Dōng and have been inseparable since their childhood years. Onslo likes to play with his children and is hardly ever seen without somebody by his side, his wife of six adorable cubs with four boys and two girls, or a close friend.
Onslo loves playing chess, as well as gazing the at the stars and the full moon with his wife of eleven years marriage after sending the children off to bed.
Onslo, before Jin Chow, loved the military way of life. He sees it as a way to keep his weight down whereas when he gains weight... his mates call him 'Tubby'. Known for his protection and family values, when ordered to go into battle and kill
RomanoXReader - Tomato Bath~*RomanoXReader*~RomanoXReader - Tomato Bath3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
"Effing skunk..." the Italian man cursed as he slowly dipped himself into the bath of tomato juice.
Standing in the garage, you chuckled as you remembered what had happened earlier that day.
Sitting on a hillside, you and Romano where out just passing time, enjoying each others company. Having been friends for quite some time now, hanging out like this was the norm for the both of you.
You had been peacefully listening to his ramblings about 'that Spain jerk', 'that potato freak', and 'my retard of a brother', to put certain words lightly. The way he spoke with that Italian accent always put you into a light trance. You loved hearing the occasional rolling of the letter 'R' when he talked. You loved that when he spoke, he used subtle body motions to give more 'depth' into what he is saying. You loved watching that one piece of hair that was to stubborn to stay down, bob as he moved. Small things lik
PersolusI’ve been alone for a very long time. I’m not quite sure who I am – identity is such a fickle thing, especially when you have no one to prove it to. Sometimes I remember things from before the fall. I remember what I’m called – Persolus with a “p” – but I don’t recall ever hearing it spoken. I can remember hands but not faces and lips but not words. All the people disappeared a long time ago.Persolus2 years ago in Drama More Like This
I don’t think it’s a bad thing by any means; the suffocating warmth of other people was replaced with the crisp chill of time spent alone - and that’s how I’ve always preferred it. In my Spartan solitude I’m neither happy nor sad – I simply am. It’s uncomplicated and it’s easy – maybe that’s why I’m so comfortable this way.
I do admit however, that there are days when I’ll look into the sky and wonder if I’m missing something
Can You Feel It?Can You Feel It?3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Sungmin: Can you feel it Heechul?
Heechul: Feel what Sungmin?
Sungmin: Can you feel my heartbeat?
Heechul: Yes of course, why?
Sungmin: I only let it beat for you...
Heechul: Doesn't it always beat even if I'm not around?
Sungmin: It stops when you are not here....
Heechul: You're lying, your heart beats all the time.
Sungmin: Go away and I'll show you.
Heechul: Because I don't want it to stop....
Sungmin: So you believe me?
Heechul: I don't want to take that chance of losing you.
Sungmin: So does that mean you do love me?
Heechul: Sungmin can you feel it?
Sungmin: Feel what Heechul?
*Heechul then leans in for a kiss, then presses his lips to Sungmin's ear with a gentle whisper*
Heechul: Saranghaeyo Sungmin.
Sungmin: Saranghaeyo Heechul.
OW - Text Meme - EstherDear Kardia,OW - Text Meme - Esther3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I've been uncertain whether I should tell you this, but i stole something from you. Many times I've considered punching you in the face, especially when I saw you making out with one of the teachers. I thought I could get over it, but then I saw you ignoring Howell. I really hope you understand that we share the same father, but I'm still going to have to return your used tampons. After some thought I decided to keep the suicide note you gave me. I guess all I have left to say is i'm actually your mother.
Go drown yourself,
America vs Cleverbot 2?User: Dude, like, what's up?America vs Cleverbot 2?3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: Are y'sure?
User: So somethin' is up?
User: What's so funny?
User: Not really, dude. You're kinda boring...
Cleverbot: You're kinda dumb.
User: That's offensive, dude. You can't call a country dumb. It's like... Biased. And racist... I think.
User: What? No. I'm America. (Sweden freaks me out. He doesn't talk or anything.).
Cleverbot: What does Ivan think of Natalia?
User: Uhm. I'm pretty sure he wants her gone. She's pretty and everything, but she's kind of.. Y'know, creepy. She wants to marry her brother, dude. (At least gain independence like I did..).
Cleverbot: You eat dogs?
User: I eat hotdogs.
User: No. That's what druggies do. That's illegal, dude. I said HOTDOGS.
Cleverbot: What is illegal?
User: Using drugs.
Cleverbot: You're using a computer.
User: Yeah, I am. I use one like, everday, dude. It's like. Kind of tying into work.
First Day Out of the HiveFirst Day Out of the Hive3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Neona: *she sat back in the grass in the shade of a large willow tree, relaxing before school started, she wanted to relax*
Bianca: *she'd been following a little honeybee she'd been talking to with just her only hand. She walked up to a large willow, and saw it land on a small little lilac struggling to grow at the base of the tree. It was showing her around the more wooded area, to give her a sense of familiarity. Just before she was able to give a response, it flew off in urgency, like there was a disturbance. She looked behind and around her, but saw no one. She tried smelling around to see if there was any sort of threat, but she only came across... Ms. Neona, lying down where the tree's roots grew around her, forming a sort of arm rest for her. She was about to sneak back to find the bee, but one of the roots tripped her, and she yelped as she fell on the dirt*
Neona : *she looked around the tree and saw a student, wh
AMERICA X READER Hetalia StoryAMERICA X READER Hetalia Story3 years ago in Drama More Like This
It was a beautiful day in japamerica as you strolled gracefully down the street. Your flawlwess, beautiful, silky, flowing, radiant, magnificent locks glistened in the sun and your voluptious, fantastic, super bodacious bod was making all the men within a 91928 mile radius fap themselves dry as every single woman on the planet hated you for being so perfect and smart and amazingly amazing.
Some player hatin' hoe tossed a bomb at you but you just whipped that shit away with your totally rockin' tits and it flew back incinerating her and a nearby building wich you walked away from in slow motion, too cool and baller to even bother looking back.
This only made Ludwig VanMeinKampf notice you and imediately fall in love.
"Ach du lieber!" He exclaimed, "I can't contain meinself!"
He ran to you also in slow motion as he ripped off his shirt exposing his perfectly rippling man muscles that were oiled up and shimmering sexily. You pretended not to be totally impressed by his fabulous
Naked CourageGODIVA: (Empty stage with one spotlight. Enter in simple dress with hair pinned up.)Naked Courage3 years ago in Drama More Like This
He does not expect me to take his bet. He thinks I will back down.
If I do, the children will starve for his tax. He is so blind, so determined to have a castle to rival our Norman neighbors. He is so very stubborn. He thinks I am not as stubborn.
He made the bet, because he was frustrated and weary of my nagging and perhaps a little drunk. Our first month as husband and wife and we are already fighting.
“Please, please, …listen.”
He interrupted me, “ENOUGH. I will not repeal the tax. Unless…” He searched for the wildest challenge he could imagine, “unless you ride naked through the streets of Coventry.”
What was I thinking? Perhaps, I was a little drunk as well or maybe just as stubborn? I said yes.
I am to ride through the streets naked.
I can turn back. Never leave this room. No one but my husband and the Almighty will ever kn
Glee I kissed a girl scene made up by me.Glee I kissed a girl scene made up by me.3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Glee "I kissed a Girl" a scene I made up! I hope you like it
Blaine, Kurt, Rachel, Finn in the School hallway after Kurt Rachel and finn voted for senior class president*
The scene starts out with Kurt at Blaine's locker.
"Blaine, I really hope I win, if I don't..." Kurt shook his head Blaine looked at Kurt, put his hand on shoulder and squeezed it
"Dont worry." Kurt smiled at Blaine.
*Rachel and Finn come in the scene*
"Hey guys!" Rachel said, then looked at Kurt, "Kurt, you ok?" "Great Rachel." Kurt said sarcastly.
Rachel looked at Blaine, "He's worried that he's not going to win." Blaine said.
Rachel put both her hand on each of Kurt's shoulders, "Kurt YOUR going to win, i'm sure of it." Rachel said smileing.
Kurt looked at Rachel and raise one eyebrow, "How are you so sure?"
Rachel studdered and stepped back "Um, Because I know! I have a key sence of these things Kurt!"
Blaine and Finn started to raise one eyebrow as well, Rachel looked at all of them.