Caboose's Best LinesCabooses' QuotesCaboose's Best Lines7 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
"I'm never gonna get married. My father always said: Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
"Mr Church? Sir? Sorry about calling your girl a slut."
"That guy Tex is really a robot... and you're his boyfriend! So that makes you... a gay robot."
"Don't ever. Be. Alone."
"Goodbye Major Cinnamin bun! I will always remember your buttery goodness!"
"Shiela! Come back to me! I made you a muffin!"
"My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. Hate. Babies!"
"Your toast has been burnt, and no amount of scraping will remove the black part."
"I will eat your unhappiness!"
"What was it? A helicopter?"
"Look! A te-le-ma-scope!"
"That red guy has captured Tex! I am going to shoot him, and kill him, and free Tex! Then Church will forgive me for shooting him, and we can be friends."
"Tucker did it."
"[Donut] I think this is what they call the calm before the storm." "[Caboose] I call it naptime. Which is right before food-time! And then comes food-naptime! That
Pirate!PrussiaxReader: Really Bad Eggs Part 6PLEASE COMMENT BEFORE YOU FAVORITE!Pirate!PrussiaxReader: Really Bad Eggs Part 62 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Your musings were put on hold by Arthur and Gilbert singing loudly together.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me,
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot,
Drink up me 'earties yo ho,
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho,"
It was actually rather amusing, how they were able to make fun of themselves even when people saw labeled them with stereotypes as you once did. More members of the crews joined in the song.
"We're rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho,
We're devils, and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho,
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me"
The line about being devils and bad eggs made you crack a smile. These people were some of the friendliest you had ever met, even if some were a little TOO friendly.
"I love this song!" Arthur roared, clearly drunk. Wait, how did he get drunk only a few minutes after talking to him?
"I dunno, I think the song is ra
Swan Complex- Nyo!Germany- part 2Swan Complex- Nyo!Germany- part 22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Nervous voices, excited laughs , people practicing their dance for the last time and testing their voices. It's the day of the auditions today. Gott, I'm so nervous that my knees shake and that I have goose bumps on my arms. Feliciana and Sakura are still not here and it's almost time! Suddenly the doors to the gym open, England pops his head from behind the doors and looks smiling at everybody. "Oh my, so many people who came! Welcome, please come in!"
Quickly everybody walks inside and looks around. There's a big stage at the end of the room and chairs in front of it. England gestures us all to sit down. "Well I want to say first of all, welcome all of you. I'm very happy to see that you're all so excited about the show and-"
But the poor country gets interrupted by the door that bursts open and two familiar girls run into the room.
"G-Gomen Arthur-san! I'm so sorry that we're too late, but Feliciana couldn't find her biology book and we have a big test tomorrow you see
Board Game, Sieze the kingBoard Game, Sieze the king1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
Seize the king
Basic idea :
My analog game idea is basically a 2-player + game where each of you have 1 king and 5 minions.
You are supposed to place 3 minions at the oponents king to win the game, essentially a checkmate.
The board is 17 x 26 blocks counting the warpholes and the boarder. The field is filled with obstacles. They could aid you, however it they might also block an escape route.
Since this Is supposed to be an analog game, the obstacles won't and can't be random generated.
(Maybe later if I make a digital version).
The Warrior may move in a straight line as far as they like.
The Rogue may move diagonally as far as they like.
The Knights may move 5 steps in any direction and jump over any obstacle. He/She ends her turn after jumping.
The King may move 2 step in any direction. He may also change direction.
You are allowed to move 3 times each turn, Counting the king.
Star Trek crew x reader -ABCA is for alcohol. Because McCoy will ever only seem to tell you just how much he needs you if he has a mint julep in hand.Star Trek crew x reader -ABC6 months ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
B is for beaming. Because your true love swears to you not even a Scottish chief of engineering could ever beam his heart back in one piece if you will ever break it. So far, Scotty hasn't had any need to look up the schematics of the heart.
C is for the chess. The 3-D kind as Spock spend more time mussing over that layered chess board and spend more time handling those small pieces them he ever will with you.
D is for diplomacy. Because without any phasers or the power of his entire ship, Kirk can't seem to argue. Therefore Kirk ends up getting to his knees more than he'd ever admit before you.
E is for the Enterprise. The only other women in Scotty's life which will usually get first dibs on his time.
F is for fencing. Because Sulu will always drag your fights with him out into the rec room and you two will fence it out. He usually wins and will take your love as
France x ReaderFrance x ReaderFrance x Reader2 years ago in Settings More Like This
You walked up to your front door as usual. You never really look where you're going and you dig in your bag to find your keys. Not paying attention, you run into someone.
"'Ello!" Francis. You sigh but then it occurs to you, why was he at your door?
"Hi?" You say with a puzzled look on your face.
"I was just uhhh, never mind jolie fille. I seem to 'ave forgotten something." He said nervously.
"Okay." This puzzled you even more. Why was he at your house and why was he acting so weird? He was usually so sleazy and romantic around girls. Something was up. You look at the ground where he had just been standing and realised he had dropped something. A note?
You walk inside and sit at the table holding the note in your hand. Should you open it? What if it was private? It couldn't harm to have a look, could it?
You hesitate before slowly turning one of the corners to reveal
You stop. It was addressed to you. What if he left it there on purpose? You
SOPA 2014: Voluntary Agreements, TPP, and StaydownImportant Note:SOPA 2014: Voluntary Agreements, TPP, and Staydown2 days ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
if you saw this in draft form before 6 P.M. EDT on March 14th, you didn't see the THIRD attempt to enforce SOPA-esque provisions OR the accurate petition. I added it it then.
Quick petition link: http://wh.gov/lVUUX
A few days ago, I started seeing journals once again ranting about how SOPA is going to take away our fandom, or even our original content, in my feed here on deviantART. I did a search for reputable sources talking about it, and found just enough to be worth discussing, but not enough to justify the panic that's happened. I vowed I would do a journal about it come the weekend.
Since then, it's blown up. I've had numerous new faves on my old write-up of SOPA 201, despite it having "2013" in the title. I wish I could be happy as well as flattered, but the piece of potential legis
SnowstormThe children misheard you.Snowstorm2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
They broke open the jar
looking for petals
and found only flours.
The dust is everywhere,
on the refrigerator and the stove,
on the startled mother cat
yowling her pawprints
through the snowy floor,
on her sharp-eared kittens
prancing in the clouds.
The three-year old is screaming.
He has cut his finger on the glass,
there are red streaks in the snow,
and his white-faced brother
stares up at you with a look
commonly reserved for
the confused and the betrayed.
Cleverbot is France... AGAINUser: Hetalia.Cleverbot is France... AGAIN2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Cleverbot: Hetalia is a webcomic, yes.
Cleverbot: Plays really fast.
User: Um, I don't know what you mean by that, but okay.
Cleverbot: A mongoose is an animal.
User: Yes, yes it is. My mom's friend thought it was an exotic bird.
Cleverbot: You are wrong.
User: How could I be wrong?
Cleverbot: How can you not?
User: This subject is confusing me. Let's get back to Hetalia.
Cleverbot: I don't love you.
User: That's good, because I'm married.
Cleverbot: Most of the people I know who eat horsemeat are married. It's not a problem. There's no conflict there.
User: You know people who eat horsemeat?!
Cleverbot: My dingle berries.
User: Can we please talk about Hetalia.
Cleverbot: Do you like horses?
User: No, they poop too much.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I told you, they poop too much. But can we PLEASE talk about Hetalia now?
Cleverbot: Why? Does Thane make you nervous?
User: Who is Thane?
Cleverbot: A hilarious BBC TV Show.
User: Uh, ok. Let us speak of the lovely
Drabble: Germany x Reader: The Perfect DateGermany x Reader: "The Perfect Date"Drabble: Germany x Reader: The Perfect Date2 years ago in Settings More Like This
You felt a warm breeze hit you as you laid out a blanket in a field. 'Today is going to be perfect!' You thought excitedly. You were having a picnic with that hunk of a man Germany, your new boyfriend. "I wonder where he's at?" you looked around. "I'm sure he'll be here soon," you reassured yourself. You continued to set up your picnic.
"ITALY! I NEED TO GO!" Germany yelled into the phone. "You're going on that date with (y/n), right? ve~" Italy teased. "Yes, I am here. Now STOP CALLING ME." He replied. Germany put his phone down and sighed. 'Alright, you can do this.' He thought to himself. As he was walking through the field, he saw you. He about nearly stopped in his tracks at the sight. 'Wow. (y/n) looks beautiful!' He smiled. As he got closer, he yelled "Hey! (y/n), I'm here!"
"Hey Germany!" You waved and yelled back. Your dress and hair were flowing in the wind. Germany walked up,
The Cold Rap WarThe Cold Rap War2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Look at you, ya commie, with all your fuckin' nukes
You sicken me, you stupid red, you make me wanna puke!
I'm the US of A, the land of the free
And there ain't no motherfuckin' Russian that scares me!
I saw whatcha did to China, you sick bastard you
So I'm rockin' South Korea before you get to him too!
Between the two of us, we could destroy the whole Earth
But I'm still poised and ready in case I hafta attack you first!
Puzhalsta, child, sit down before you hurt yourself.
You're nothing but an infant, put those bombs back on the shelf.
I don't really want to hurt you, but I can and I will
Don't underestimate me, for I'm also poised to kill.
China agrees with me because he sees I'm right
This is an idiotic thing over which to fight.
And, you capitalist pig, just let me emphasize
Geographically speaking, my dick is twice your size!
Well, Mister Soviet, if you think size is so relevant
Let me just remind you I'm a fourth the size of the planet!
Swan Complex- Nyo!Germany part 1Swan Complex- Nyo!Germany part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The cool wind strokes taunting the bare skin on my arms and shoulders, I can't suppress a shiver. It's suddenly so cold Surprised I look around, I can't see a thing, because it's too dark. Suddenly a beautiful light appears in the sky, it's the full moon who shines a comforting silver glow. Now I finally can see where I am, I'm at an open space in a forest.
I only notice now that I'm standing at the edge of a lake and in the reflection of the water I see my image, but I'm not wearing my usual long green coat or my headphones. No, I'm wearing a beautiful silver white dress that reaches to my knees, something I surely never would wear. "Where am I ?" The words had only just left my lips when a few girls run from behind the threes. Stunned I look at the familiar girls who are dancing around me, they are so graceful and beautiful. My mouth falls open when I suddenly realise who they are.
They are Belgium, Seychelles, Liechtenstein, Belarus and Ukraine. They are wearing c
You're obsessed with Russia APH When... You know that you are obsessed with Russia APH When.You're obsessed with Russia APH When...2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1) If you are Russian than you want the whole world to know and if you aren't Russian than you wish that you were Russian.
2) When ever you see a map of Asia, you see Russia right on top of China and you lose so much blood from your profuse fangasm nosebleed that you have to be rushed to the emergency room for a transfusion.
3) You enjoy being covered in blood. Preferably somebody else's.
4) You don't have to be asked to become one with Russia because you already are truely one.
5) When people tell you that you are intimidating, childish and cruel you take it as a complement. Kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol kol
6) You actually like that you have a little chub on you and if anybody asks, you are not fat, you are big boned. Anybody who sais that you are fat gets their face bashed in with a water pipe.
7) You have actually sent people to the hospital by means of that said water pipe.
8) Even if you don't have
Pirate!EnglandXReader Request: The PromisePirate!EnglandXReaderPirate!EnglandXReader Request: The Promise2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You hated everything
This town, These villagers, EVERYTHING. A young, independent woman and you were forced to stay in the village because your father forbade you to leave. You wanted more than anything to just leave this horrid town and go explore the world like the pirates do. But that was a reality you couldn't reach by now. You've hated this town since you lost your friend 10 years ago
You were 10, He was 12, you and your best friend Arthur. You two had been friends for god knows how long. He always told you his dreams of becoming a pirate, but this peculiar day, he would be sailing out to explore the world. "I promise I'll come back for you (name). we'll run away from this horrid town together." He smiled at you, even though you were trying your best not to cry. He suddenly took your hands in his and kissed your cheek. "I shoulda said this long ago but, I really like you!" he said blushing softly. You had a crush on h
Gangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 4Containing Dark!Countries and short of gore and violenceGangster!America X Reader:I don't want to hurt U 42 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
and it's kinda sad ya' know? T^T
"Open the lights! i want to see some blood coming out on his head!" The Mafian ordered
"F-Feli!? and... A-alfred!?" your voice are heard by the men
'Why? Oh crap! they heard me!' after being heard, you run but you get caught
"Let go me!" you try to escape but fail
"_-___!?" Alfred and Feliciano's eyes widened
"Feli! why are you doing this!?" you asked, he didn't
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!“Waiter,” the man cried, “There is a fly in my soup!” The waiter came over to the man’s table and looked down.Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
“Why is that, sir?”
“Why is there a fly in your soup?”
“I don’t know why? Get it out!”
“That wouldn’t be very nice”
“Are you kidding me? There is a fly in my soup, waiter. You are supposed to get it out for me.”
“But the fly seems very happy in there and I would hate to take him out.”
“How can a fly be happy?”
“Well, sir, how can you be happy?”
“For starters, by taking the fly out of my soup!”
“I’m sorry to say this to you, but that soup isn’t yours anymore.”
“Oh, and whose is it may I ask?”
“How is it the fly’s soup? I ordered it.”
“Well yes, but the fly is drinking it at the moment.”
“Okay. If I buy a car a
Pirate!Denmark X Reader: Saving the Princess PT. 2"Stay with Sve below the deck, he'll keep you safe"Pirate!Denmark X Reader: Saving the Princess PT. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm gonna' be fine" he reassured you
"I won't forgive you if you get hurt"
"I'll be back, Princess..."
So you ran below the deck and informed Sweden what's happening. Norway, Iceland and Finland head at the main deck to assist Denmark
"Take this, just in case I'll be killed" He said handing you a dagger
"But don't die on me, okay?"
"I can't guarantee that..."
"Please don't say that!"
"Enough the talk, stay my side if you don't want die" he said, coldly. His deep voice made you shut up
'Why Francis don't just leave me alone...!? I'm tired of running away from him, can't i live peacefully?' you're so scared of being caught by Francis, It happened to you once, He's trying to rape you but thank God he got into his senses, but next time he'll see you, Francis will never let it pass, you can't escape from him again.
You heard a loud sound, it was the tank from outside, Denmark and France's ship are already fighting. Denmark'
Happiness IS A Warm ScalpelHappiness IS A Warm Scalpel4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
I crave physical perfection, is that so wrong?
The Perfect body, the perfect face to sing my song
I want to be perfect for all around to see
I want to be beautiful, so all will love me
Facelifts, implants, they're my way to start
Lipo suction, tummy tucks, they're good for my heart
All these surgeries are what make me feel alive
And help me reach the perfection for which I strive
Corsets and whips are totally number one
Uptight bodyguards or not, I will have my fun
I'm the kind of girl to which no one says no
So it's time to go down and get a hit of that glow
The glamour, the outfits, the sexy boots
They're all a way to escape my roots
I despise my genes and I despise my name
Which is why Amber sweet will rise to fame
Germany X Reader X Prussia: Sweet Nazists Pt.2'She's too beautiful for being a rebel huh?' said the albino to himself, he run his hand on your soft (h/c) hair and kiss your cheek, He leaned closer and abuse your neckGermany X Reader X Prussia: Sweet Nazists Pt.22 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
You slowly opened your eyes and your eyes widened from what's happening
'Who is this guy!?' you wondered
"W-what are you doing!!??" you growled
"What do you think...?" the albino smirked
You just realize that you're handcuffed but why in bed...!?
"Get this thing off!!" you cried
"No way..." he muttered, he run his hand
Two Italians-A Nyotalia Story: Chapter TwoItaly smiles a little, bouncing on his toes. "Bella, are you okay?" He asks, the concern coming through in his voice. The blonde woman just stared at him, while her darker haired friend looks calm, though surprised.Two Italians-A Nyotalia Story: Chapter Two2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Nein, it can't be!" The woman suddenly snaps. "Who are you, you impostor?" She demands, pushing Italy roughly against a tree.
"I told you, I'm Italy! Now, please don't hurt me! And please don't hit me, at least not in the face, it's practically a work of art! Germany, please, save me!" Italy wails, beginning to cry.
"Germany, please, calm down! I'm sure this man means no harm, if you could just let him explain!" Italy wipes his eyes and stops rambling as the darker haired woman speaks.
The blond woman, apparently Germany, sighs heavily, and releases Italy grudgingly.
"Ja, Japan, I guess you're right..." She sighs again.
Italy brightens at the sound of his two best friend's names.
"Germany? Japan?" He envelop
DelilahWhat everyone knows about Delilah is that she's gorgeous. She's tiny and permanently pre-teen in appearance, with cartoon-big eyes and perfect skin. Her body is immaculate; she runs around the lake every morning, ear buds jammed in, tiny feet pounding furiously as she runs almost impossibly fast. Everyone knows she knots feathers in her hair, ties them to her clothing, hangs them from her rearview mirror. She's childlike, with her tiny wrists and her wide sad eyes, and so everyone touches her head or pulls her to their body or picks her up and dumps her over their shoulder, which makes her shriek and giggle but I know it also makes her a little sad being that helpless.Delilah3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
She loves fantasy novels, loves every facet of them, and if you ever met her you'd know this by the end of your first conversation, guaranteed. She is known for her silliness, which is, to be very honest, really the only thing that let any of us love her at first. She's just so damn gorgeous, it is impossible not to be j