Ways to Annoy Akatsuki: Pein1) offer him a doughnut,When he reaches for it, slam the box shut and yell at him that shadows aren't allowed to eatWays to Annoy Akatsuki: Pein3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2) tell him that he' not the real leader (I'm not saying who)
3) tell him that his organization is getting beat up by little kids
4) follow him everywhere while singing: "We're following the leader, the leader, the leader"
5) Poke his hair randomly, When he asks you why you are doing that, explain how his hair defies gravity.
6) ask him if it is ok that Jiraiya does 'research' with Konan
7) throw 9 stuffed foxes at him while yelling: "OMG!! 9 TAILS!!"
8) remind him that his organization consists of: a blind man, a fish, a puppet, a plant, a religious man, a money grubber, an idiot, and a happy-go-lucky blonde
9) everytime he walks into a room, shut off the lights and say: "We must protect your identity
10) hide the coffee in the morning, or drink it all
11) put super glue on his chair so that when Hidan walks in (naked) in the morning, he can't leave like the others
GoteraPlupGotera2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Agua. Que estila, que gotea. ¿De dónde? De tus manos, de tus ojos. ¿A dónde va? A ninguna parte, solo va.
La vida que va, que viene. Que se da, que se quita. Corre por tus venas y apenas lo notas. Corre y corre y se va corriendo, y te deja atrás. Te queda un poco de ti, del que eras antes, y tienes mucho de ti, de lo que vas a ser.
Hay cosas que son inevitables, como la vida. Tú no decidiste vivir, y probablemente, tampoco decidas morir. Pero entre ambas no hay tanta diferencia. Termina una, empieza la otra. Empieza una, termina la otra. Vida, muerte, vida, muerte.
Una década. No parecía tanto cuando cumpliste una década ¿no? Cumpliste dos décadas de vivir. Ahora se oye más. Dos décadas, un año que tu vida sigue corriendo hacia… ¿hacia dónde? Por lo pronto,
Avatars of Life and Death- PrologueAvatars of Life and Death- Prologue2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Avatars of Life & Death
Fall of the Mad Titan
I was so close.
So very close to my ultimate triumph.
Victory was within my grasp.
Nothing could stop me.
The Universe would fall.
And I would reign supreme above all.
But in a twist of fate, a tragic irony, perhaps even in some form of poetic justice, or whatever one shall describe such an outcome of this event...
I lost it all.
The power I would wield to destroy...
The power I would wield to rule the Universe itself...
I could not escape.
My teleporter and other tech had been damaged or utterly destroyed during the battle.
However, despite losing the power to easily conquer the Universe, I chose to fight on against these heroes.
I was more than a match for the combined might of most of
The Green ScarThe Green Scar2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Green Scar
My Friend, My Love
I've known you for many years.
In short, I've known you for a long time.
When I needed a friend...
When I needed someone to love me, to accept me for everything that I am without judgement...
When I needed someone to save me, to protect me from harm...
You were always there for me.
Both of you were.
It had been months since we last met.
I went out to find you, searching the entire globe.
Then I discovered what happened to you.
Dr. Stephen Strange.
A group of heroes otherwise known as the Illuminati.
After I found out what they've done to you, I wanted to kill them all.
They took from me my closest friend.
They took away the only man I ever really loved and cared about.
I wished I could've stopped them.
I would've done anything to save you.
Mad Hatter Top Hat eBayMad Hatter Top Hat eBay3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Just wanted to tell everyone that the Mad Hatter top hats in my dA Gallery is now on eBay!!!! There're currently 2 hats available, but TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!! One of them only has 5 hours until the listing will be all gone!!!! The other only has 1 more day! So what are you waiting for?!! Go bid or buy now!!!!! Also, be sure to also check out the other available items on eBay!!!!! There's vocaloid, inuyasha, totoro, alice in wonderland, Brazilian apparel, Turma da Monica comic books in english, jewelry, Havaianas flip flops, and much more!!!
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Alice Cosplay Dress Bid NowAlice Cosplay Dress Bid Now3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So as some of you may know, I'm selling an Alice Cosplay dress on eBay!!!!! It's very high quality and detailed and it comes with lace fingerless gloves!!! However, the listing time is ending and there's only a little bit of time left!!! Less than an hour!!!!! go bid now!!!!
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stitchesstitches2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I prefer to be myself by what i want and have no friends.
Then to be closed in my shell to cry and not say what i think because someone thinks i should shut up. Why not just stitch my mouth it's the same thing when you want me to close my mouth all the time.But it hurts more when you make me shut up than to bleed to death from the seams .
Aurora High - Chapter 6JadeAurora High - Chapter 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maizy still seemed a bit down about Maroon for a few days, but she was the sort of person who would smile and tell jokes no matter how miserable she felt inside. Me and Violet were doing our best to keep her mind off it. Violet was going for the ‘lots of hugs’ approach, whereas I was going for the more practical route of reminding her that her education was important.
Whilst on break one day we had an unusual visitor at the table we usually sit at
“Hey girls!” It was Noire. She sat down next to me, with Maizy and Violet opposite me.
“Hey Noire… How’s it going?” Maizy said uncertainly. In truth, we were all a little afraid of Noire. When we were younger, this tall, strong beast of a girl used to give us a hard time. Since high school, she seemed to have found better things to do than bully the quiet girls, but we still felt a little jumpy around her.
“Alright, as you all know its Halloween coming soon.” She was lo
your smile is your weaponyour smile is your weapon2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Stop living for someone else.
Stop hoping for something impossible.
Start thinking about you.
Stop thinking about someone that
hurt you so many times in the past.
Open your mind open your eyes.
Your better than that.
Your better than him.
Take a breath.
Smile to the world.
Hold your head held high
and look forward to the future.
Don't forget your smile that's the weapon
you only have to use.
I wish this never happendI wish this never happend. I wish I could take you backI wish this never happend3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
My friend my love my everything
The pain is like a fire,cuting right through me!
I want to hold you in my arms
Even if it's only for tonight.
Being consumed by the pain one by one, my hopes are slain.
You looked in my eyes and just said to me forget these days that you spend with me
My cute little thing...My cute little thing...3 years ago in Settings More Like This
bigs and brown
when I look at them
I just want to give you more hugs
and paste yourself to me
there were times that we get very angry
but you have to admit
you were so annoying
I love you
yes, I havent given you the attention
that sometimes were accurate
but you know that when I went to you
and get you
i dont want to leave you more
You jump from the bed to the ground
the ground to the sofa
You were so silly
I always laugh somehow with you
now you are here...in your body motionless
dont look or hear to anyone
yes I'm crying my cuddly
because i have lost you
I know that somehow
you still here with me
I hope that up there is as good as they say..
all i want for you is to be well
before you go
Let me say it one more time .......
I love you! :'')
blowing shit up for dummiesblowing shit up for dummies5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So you want to blow something up- wether it's a spur of the moment decision, or a life long dream, we're all working towards a similar goal. This book will help teach you the delicate art of destruction using many different medias, such as fireworks, matches, dynamite, clay, potassium chlorate, combustive atoms of any type, any form of antimatter, and much more!
Chapter 1: Explosions
There are many types of explosions, each having their own category of explosives. Using the right explosives is extremely important- you wouldn't want to use an atomic bomb to blow up your school, would you? No, you'd definitely want something more powerful. Here are the categories:
Small explosions: Little explosions for jokes, fun, and the occasional assassination. Nice and subtle.
- Mento's and Coke
- fire crackers
- lighter and a fat guy who just ate at Taco Bell*
- an explosive tag
*(Very useful media, and comes in all sizes.)
Medium explosions: Your average ex
Avi BioAvi Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Current name: Avi or Avian
Date of birth: May 3 1982
Sexual orientation: Homosexual, in a relationship with the mutant Livvy
Birth name: Avis Nightingale
Birth country: Italy
Birth Parents: Unknown
Weight : 120
Bio: Avi was abandoned by her birth parents due to her wings, which were jet black, alone and cold she was found on the door step of Saint Francis of Assisi Cathedral in Florence, Italy. She was taken from there to a local convent where she grew up under the watchful eyes of Sister Mary Catherine. When she turned eleven she began to notice that, among the other changes that puberty, she, unlike the other girls didn't like boys she liked girls. Thinking that something was wrong with her she went to go ask her mother figure Sister Mary Catherine to find out what was wrong. The sister listened but only for a short while, apparently by her standards God didn't love all of his chi
Just Like Friends.Potatoes are jsut like friends. If you eat them, they die.Just Like Friends.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
LonelinessLoneliness3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Loneliness means to withstand every hardship and tribulation that life throws your way.
Also meaning no one is there to help lift you up when fallen to the lowest point.
It means to never to feel eternal bliss or even share a simple laugh with someone you care for. I wish I could purge it all away, and numb the anguish of my soul. Being alone also means that your heart can never be broken to the point of being shattered before your very eyes. Still you haunt me after all this time with your visage and memories. When will it all go away?
Aurora High - Chapter 5MaizyAurora High - Chapter 51 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cool autumn day as I took a stroll through the school grounds. The grey cloudy sky above me threatened rain, so I pulled on my yellow rain-mac. I was alone today, as I hadn’t been able to find any of my friends when lunch had started.
“I bet Jade is in the computer room with Forest again. She seems very interested in computer programming, all of a sudden. Maybe she’s decided on a new career path!” I chatted to myself cheerfully.
“Who are you talking to?” a quiet voice came from a large, nearby bush.
“Umm… No one, magical talking bush.” I told it.
“I’m not a plant!”
“I’m pretty sure you are, you have leaves.” I informed it sombrely.
Violet’s head popped out of the bush, her long brown hair getting caught up in the branches.
“Violet!” I exclaimed.
“Shhhhh!” she put her finger up to her mouth, then gestured for me to follow her inside. I ducked and
EmoI beg for the end of lifeEmo9 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Yet it does not come
I hate that I have no strife
This alone I must overcome
How hard I do try
To depart from the pack
Little is it known to I
This alone holds me back
I feel so much 'pain'
Yet I know I shouldn't
About my life I can't complain
And if I could I wouldn't
I sit alone each night
Until the mornings arrive
Imagining some fake plight
Which I must survive
My poetry to me seems strong
I put emotions into it
Fearing that it won't be long
Before someone realizes I'm full of shit<b>
Circle you Circle you lyricsCircle you. Circle you.Circle you Circle you lyrics5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
An old building out of the sun's reach.
Hallways with decay starting to leach
Behind the door in a dark back room.
Were children remembered by what, by whom?
They had been waiting for you to visit them for a long time.
We're so happy! We're so happy! Please play with us for a time.
Circle you. Circle you.
Please don't try to run from us.
Circle you. Circle you.
What games will we play, can I guess?
Before the moon sets again.
You can play with us until then!
Circle you. Circle you.
Who surrounds you everywhere?
Orphanage deep in the forest greens.
So no one would find the dark machines,
Made from a little child's brain.
Immortality built from children's pain.
The children in the orphan place,
Circled the teacher with a smiling face,
Singing a child's play song, "Circle you! Circle you!"
Circle you. Circle you.
Children, "you just lost the game".
Circle you. Circle you.
Don't run away, you're the same.
Before the moon sets aside.
Cut their necks off as they cried
Be YourselfMaybe im not like you i maybe dress differently.Be Yourself3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm totally self-confident,Ill smile for all to see.
I dont spend hours on my make-up's mask
and i don't look myself in the mirror for hours and hours.
I know Im not perfect,I'm sure you will all agree.
Because the great thing Is that I am happy, with just being me
and not hiding who i want to be.
Guia para ser una perfecta maestra malvadaGuia para ser una perfecta maestra malvada2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
GUIA PARA SER UNA PERFECTA MAESTRA MALVADA
Por: Julian Sein
1° Primero que nada, para ser candidata, tienes que poseer un trauma o algo que te haga ser lo suficientemente amargada. Todas las maestras malvadas cargan con algo así , es más tienes muchas opciones de las cuales escoger, por ejemplo:
*Ser una solterona, pobre y sin hijos
*Tener un matrimonio pésimo [ese clásico donde ni ves a tú esposo ni a tu esposo le importa que vivas o dónde estás]
*Tener un sueldo pésimo[ bueno, ese lo poseen todos los maestros, pero el tuyo debe ser peor]
*Tener el trauma de que tu madre o tía o cualquier otro pariente fue maestro y siempre te comparan con él o ella
2° Una vez que conseguiste el paso uno, odiar a todos aquellos que sean más felices que tú, si lo logras, estás en perfectas condiciones para pasar a el siguiente nivel: Desquitarte con tus alumnos. Pero para ser una perfecta maestra malvada, no basta con
My Shattered HeartCan you see my heart?My Shattered Heart3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Can't you tell my feelings?
I love you but you won't look at me. Why?
Am I not pretty enough?
Am I to silly or shy?
I walk up to you with my heart whole, then I see her with you and my heart shatters.
Can't you see I love you more than she ever could?
When you hug me it feels right, yet when you kiss her I can't help but cry.
I know I don't have much to offer you, but I can't stop trying.
I know you love her, but I love you.
I know I am a fool but I can't help it. I am in love with you.
If you could give me a chance I would do anything for you.
Yet I know you won't.
I have seen you when you look at her.
You look so happy and I know you wouldn't be that way with me.
All I wish now is you could see my broken heart.
I wish you could see what you did to it.
Just please look at my shattered heart.
Look before I bleed to death.
Her PrisonHer Prison3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Deep within the confines of her own mind,
She's alone in the eerie silence
Nothing but the silence can be heard with her mind
Nothing but complete darkness could be seen within this place
It was as if she was in a blank part of her mind
That was until the darkness began to take forms as black trees and appear around her
What was once complete darkness, was now a barren forest of shadows
She started to wander the forest that her mind had created
Curious to see what she could find
She searched and searched for hours upon hours, but found nothing!
She kept finding herself in the same places and had began going in circles within this forest of hers
Hours and hours had passed until it had seemed to be an eternity for her
She was lost
Lost within her own prison
emoa slit a cut its all the sameemo7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
a scar a cry so much pain
i hurt myself on the inside and out
i give a secrate scream a silent shout
what are you going to do its not like you care
so much depression so much dispair
not like you notice i dont show my tears
not like you see i hide my fears