Ways to Annoy Akatsuki: Pein1) offer him a doughnut,When he reaches for it, slam the box shut and yell at him that shadows aren't allowed to eatWays to Annoy Akatsuki: Pein3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
2) tell him that he' not the real leader (I'm not saying who)
3) tell him that his organization is getting beat up by little kids
4) follow him everywhere while singing: "We're following the leader, the leader, the leader"
5) Poke his hair randomly, When he asks you why you are doing that, explain how his hair defies gravity.
6) ask him if it is ok that Jiraiya does 'research' with Konan
7) throw 9 stuffed foxes at him while yelling: "OMG!! 9 TAILS!!"
8) remind him that his organization consists of: a blind man, a fish, a puppet, a plant, a religious man, a money grubber, an idiot, and a happy-go-lucky blonde
9) everytime he walks into a room, shut off the lights and say: "We must protect your identity
10) hide the coffee in the morning, or drink it all
11) put super glue on his chair so that when Hidan walks in (naked) in the morning, he can't leave like the others
The Green ScarThe Green Scar2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The Green Scar
My Friend, My Love
I've known you for many years.
In short, I've known you for a long time.
When I needed a friend...
When I needed someone to love me, to accept me for everything that I am without judgement...
When I needed someone to save me, to protect me from harm...
You were always there for me.
Both of you were.
It had been months since we last met.
I went out to find you, searching the entire globe.
Then I discovered what happened to you.
Dr. Stephen Strange.
A group of heroes otherwise known as the Illuminati.
After I found out what they've done to you, I wanted to kill them all.
They took from me my closest friend.
They took away the only man I ever really loved and cared about.
I wished I could've stopped them.
I would've done anything to save you.
Mad Hatter Top Hat eBayMad Hatter Top Hat eBay3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
Just wanted to tell everyone that the Mad Hatter top hats in my dA Gallery is now on eBay!!!! There're currently 2 hats available, but TIME IS RUNNING OUT!!!! One of them only has 5 hours until the listing will be all gone!!!! The other only has 1 more day! So what are you waiting for?!! Go bid or buy now!!!!! Also, be sure to also check out the other available items on eBay!!!!! There's vocaloid, inuyasha, totoro, alice in wonderland, Brazilian apparel, Turma da Monica comic books in english, jewelry, Havaianas flip flops, and much more!!!
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Alice Cosplay Dress Bid NowAlice Cosplay Dress Bid Now3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
So as some of you may know, I'm selling an Alice Cosplay dress on eBay!!!!! It's very high quality and detailed and it comes with lace fingerless gloves!!! However, the listing time is ending and there's only a little bit of time left!!! Less than an hour!!!!! go bid now!!!!
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GoteraPlupGotera2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Agua. Que estila, que gotea. ¿De dónde? De tus manos, de tus ojos. ¿A dónde va? A ninguna parte, solo va.
La vida que va, que viene. Que se da, que se quita. Corre por tus venas y apenas lo notas. Corre y corre y se va corriendo, y te deja atrás. Te queda un poco de ti, del que eras antes, y tienes mucho de ti, de lo que vas a ser.
Hay cosas que son inevitables, como la vida. Tú no decidiste vivir, y probablemente, tampoco decidas morir. Pero entre ambas no hay tanta diferencia. Termina una, empieza la otra. Empieza una, termina la otra. Vida, muerte, vida, muerte.
Una década. No parecía tanto cuando cumpliste una década ¿no? Cumpliste dos décadas de vivir. Ahora se oye más. Dos décadas, un año que tu vida sigue corriendo hacia… ¿hacia dónde? Por lo pronto,
Avatars of Life and Death- PrologueAvatars of Life and Death- Prologue2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Avatars of Life & Death
Fall of the Mad Titan
I was so close.
So very close to my ultimate triumph.
Victory was within my grasp.
Nothing could stop me.
The Universe would fall.
And I would reign supreme above all.
But in a twist of fate, a tragic irony, perhaps even in some form of poetic justice, or whatever one shall describe such an outcome of this event...
I lost it all.
The power I would wield to destroy...
The power I would wield to rule the Universe itself...
I could not escape.
My teleporter and other tech had been damaged or utterly destroyed during the battle.
However, despite losing the power to easily conquer the Universe, I chose to fight on against these heroes.
I was more than a match for the combined might of most of
Aurora High - Chapter 6JadeAurora High - Chapter 61 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Maizy still seemed a bit down about Maroon for a few days, but she was the sort of person who would smile and tell jokes no matter how miserable she felt inside. Me and Violet were doing our best to keep her mind off it. Violet was going for the ‘lots of hugs’ approach, whereas I was going for the more practical route of reminding her that her education was important.
Whilst on break one day we had an unusual visitor at the table we usually sit at
“Hey girls!” It was Noire. She sat down next to me, with Maizy and Violet opposite me.
“Hey Noire… How’s it going?” Maizy said uncertainly. In truth, we were all a little afraid of Noire. When we were younger, this tall, strong beast of a girl used to give us a hard time. Since high school, she seemed to have found better things to do than bully the quiet girls, but we still felt a little jumpy around her.
“Alright, as you all know its Halloween coming soon.” She was lo
blowing shit up for dummiesblowing shit up for dummies5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So you want to blow something up- wether it's a spur of the moment decision, or a life long dream, we're all working towards a similar goal. This book will help teach you the delicate art of destruction using many different medias, such as fireworks, matches, dynamite, clay, potassium chlorate, combustive atoms of any type, any form of antimatter, and much more!
Chapter 1: Explosions
There are many types of explosions, each having their own category of explosives. Using the right explosives is extremely important- you wouldn't want to use an atomic bomb to blow up your school, would you? No, you'd definitely want something more powerful. Here are the categories:
Small explosions: Little explosions for jokes, fun, and the occasional assassination. Nice and subtle.
- Mento's and Coke
- fire crackers
- lighter and a fat guy who just ate at Taco Bell*
- an explosive tag
*(Very useful media, and comes in all sizes.)
Medium explosions: Your average ex
Avi BioAvi Bio3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Current name: Avi or Avian
Date of birth: May 3 1982
Sexual orientation: Homosexual, in a relationship with the mutant Livvy
Birth name: Avis Nightingale
Birth country: Italy
Birth Parents: Unknown
Weight : 120
Bio: Avi was abandoned by her birth parents due to her wings, which were jet black, alone and cold she was found on the door step of Saint Francis of Assisi Cathedral in Florence, Italy. She was taken from there to a local convent where she grew up under the watchful eyes of Sister Mary Catherine. When she turned eleven she began to notice that, among the other changes that puberty, she, unlike the other girls didn't like boys she liked girls. Thinking that something was wrong with her she went to go ask her mother figure Sister Mary Catherine to find out what was wrong. The sister listened but only for a short while, apparently by her standards God didn't love all of his chi
Aurora High - Chapter 5MaizyAurora High - Chapter 51 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It was a cool autumn day as I took a stroll through the school grounds. The grey cloudy sky above me threatened rain, so I pulled on my yellow rain-mac. I was alone today, as I hadn’t been able to find any of my friends when lunch had started.
“I bet Jade is in the computer room with Forest again. She seems very interested in computer programming, all of a sudden. Maybe she’s decided on a new career path!” I chatted to myself cheerfully.
“Who are you talking to?” a quiet voice came from a large, nearby bush.
“Umm… No one, magical talking bush.” I told it.
“I’m not a plant!”
“I’m pretty sure you are, you have leaves.” I informed it sombrely.
Violet’s head popped out of the bush, her long brown hair getting caught up in the branches.
“Violet!” I exclaimed.
“Shhhhh!” she put her finger up to her mouth, then gestured for me to follow her inside. I ducked and
Aurora High - Chapter 3SunnyAurora High - Chapter 31 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Maizy is going to jump off the roof tomorrow lunch time. We have to go and watch!” Jasper was nagging me as I packed my things away on my desk.
“It wont be funny if she gets seriously injured.” I told him. He sighed as we exited the classroom.
“Oh shit. Shit, shit, shit.” Jasper panicked.
“What?” I asked urgently.
“Call me in exactly thirty seconds.” He muttered under his breath.
“Why-” my sentence was cut off by a streak of black darting in between us.
“Jasper!” said Noire’s husky voice as she hugged him tightly. She had long, straight black hair that framed her porcelain face and fell onto her leather jacket.
“Oh, hey… you.” Jasper’s false enthusiasm was painful to watch. He awkwardly patted her back and moved out of the hug.
“You didn’t meet me after school yesterday?” when she was annoyed, she would poke her lip ring with her tongue. Thi
youyou3 years ago in Visual & Found Poetry More Like This
you make it warm when its cold
you make it happy when its sad
you dry my tears when no ones near
you hide me in your arms and its no alarm
you love me and i love you
forever its true
Guia para ser una perfecta maestra malvadaGuia para ser una perfecta maestra malvada2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
GUIA PARA SER UNA PERFECTA MAESTRA MALVADA
Por: Julian Sein
1° Primero que nada, para ser candidata, tienes que poseer un trauma o algo que te haga ser lo suficientemente amargada. Todas las maestras malvadas cargan con algo así , es más tienes muchas opciones de las cuales escoger, por ejemplo:
*Ser una solterona, pobre y sin hijos
*Tener un matrimonio pésimo [ese clásico donde ni ves a tú esposo ni a tu esposo le importa que vivas o dónde estás]
*Tener un sueldo pésimo[ bueno, ese lo poseen todos los maestros, pero el tuyo debe ser peor]
*Tener el trauma de que tu madre o tía o cualquier otro pariente fue maestro y siempre te comparan con él o ella
2° Una vez que conseguiste el paso uno, odiar a todos aquellos que sean más felices que tú, si lo logras, estás en perfectas condiciones para pasar a el siguiente nivel: Desquitarte con tus alumnos. Pero para ser una perfecta maestra malvada, no basta con
Aurora High - Chapter 8MauveAurora High - Chapter 81 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Now this is going to be chill.” I thought to myself, cleaning my tinted glasses with the bottom of my purple t-shirt. Aurora High....sounds funky.
My name is Mauve, currently sitting in the driver’s seat of mah VW van that I like to call the Lovebus, in the parking lot of Aurora High School. At about 11:49am...I was a tad late.
This should be a nice place, especially with a smooth name like ‘Aurora’. I walked up the steps to the reception office and looked around. Yeah, this looked like a chillax building.
I was sourly mistaken.
The big boss principal man was laying down so many rules,
“Alright son, you understand our policy? No illegal substances. If they are found on you or in the vehicle, they will be confiscated and taken by the authorities and you will be expelled.”
“Don’t worry Sir. I’m a free spirited man but not as wild to break the rules.” I looked over my shades and gave him a smile
Sasuke X Little!ReaderSasuke X Little!Reader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
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Let me know if there's any mistakes, kay?
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"You brat! Come back here right now!" Sasuke yelled, chasing the little girl around the house.
"No!" she yelled back.
Sasuke was getting irritated and had no choice but to use his Kage Buushin to catch her.
He hugged her close so that she won't get away.
"Let me goooooo!!" she squirmed hitting Sasuke's face.
Sasuke's eye twitched and tightens his grip on the girl.
"Stop squirming _____." He said in an angry tone.
Sasuke was assigned to protect, more like babysit _____, because her father was out in an A rank mission.
_____ got tired and stopped squirming.
"I hate you." She whined and pouted.
Sasuke sighed and went to _____'s room. He laid ____ on the bed and put the covers over her shoulder.
"Now go to sleep." He said and left.
But _____ stopped him by gripping his blue shirt.
Sasuke sighed and turned to the girl who was looking away blushing.
Worst Fanfic EverDestiny-chan here, the biggest fic writer in history! Minna killed herself while reading this because she loved this so much that she thought that her life didnt make sense anymore. I know youre gonna like this and Hopeless-chan and Angelique-chan, youre in this! I told ya!Worst Fanfic Ever7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
So, my supper fic!
My name is Destiny Tenshin Yamanaka. I have silky lavender hair that is different from my whole family hair and only my eyes look like the one from my family although theyre shinier. Instead of the plain blue, they are a topaz blue, perfect and really expressive. I have 15 years old and I live in Konoha for about 2 years right now, because when I was 5 I was kidnapped and sold as a slave to the leader of the Akatsuki. He raised me as his kid, and when I was ten I became a member of the organization but then he found out that I was the perfect container for the nine biijus a
Aurora High - Chapter 4MaizyAurora High - Chapter 41 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“You know, Jade. You never told us how that session with Forest went.” I rolled over on my sofa to face her; she was on the floor lying over her sleeping bag reading another technology book.
“It wasn’t necessary for you to know.” she snapped, not taking her eyes of the page.
“At least tell us if it was okay or not, it’s not like we want any details.” Violet piped up. She was on the floor next to Jade typing on her laptop. Again she was looking up some sort of animal rescue centre looking for job applications. Three knocks then banged on my door. This got Amber’s attention; she had been sitting on the arm rest of the sofa fiddling with her purple and green dinosaur teddy.
“It’s open, Sunny!”
“Just being polite.” I heard his voice reply, he came into the living room with his usual grin on his face holding a plastic bag.
“As asked for, lemonade for Maizy, a Ribena for Violet, an orange j
Aurora High - Chapter 10JadeAurora High - Chapter 101 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
This is stupid. This party is stupid. I don’t want to be here. Fancy dress is stupid. People. Are. STUPID!
I had been complaining in my head since I had arrived. To be honest I never really was one to get frustrated this easily but I was not enjoying myself here. I didn’t want to come to this party, in fact I only came for a few reasons. One: Maizy insisted. Two: I could see Sunny act like a complete tool. Even though when he showed up drunk at Maizy’s house, it was somewhat terrifying. also because Maizy told me that Fore-
“Shit its cold out here.” I shivered, getting up off Noire’s back porch and making my way back inside. I headed to the kitchen, feeling thirsty. Candy was in there alone, sipping some gross looking sugary blue drink. I nodded to her and she waved at me cheerily.
“NOIRE! WHERE’S YOUR TEA BAGS?!” I yelled, poking around her cupboards.
She popped her head around the corner of door. “In the pot next
Circle you Circle you lyricsCircle you. Circle you.Circle you Circle you lyrics5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
An old building out of the sun's reach.
Hallways with decay starting to leach
Behind the door in a dark back room.
Were children remembered by what, by whom?
They had been waiting for you to visit them for a long time.
We're so happy! We're so happy! Please play with us for a time.
Circle you. Circle you.
Please don't try to run from us.
Circle you. Circle you.
What games will we play, can I guess?
Before the moon sets again.
You can play with us until then!
Circle you. Circle you.
Who surrounds you everywhere?
Orphanage deep in the forest greens.
So no one would find the dark machines,
Made from a little child's brain.
Immortality built from children's pain.
The children in the orphan place,
Circled the teacher with a smiling face,
Singing a child's play song, "Circle you! Circle you!"
Circle you. Circle you.
Children, "you just lost the game".
Circle you. Circle you.
Don't run away, you're the same.
Before the moon sets aside.
Cut their necks off as they cried
03-TBA- Why, Why you?...03-TBA- Why, Why you?...4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The Broken Angel
Theme Song: Storm is coming
Chapter 3 - Why, why you? - Por que, por que tu?
Mephiles: hast kept me stupid child! He said in a tone of malice.
The evil dark force that vanished hedgehog.
From the mouth of this little blonde fox, the vital fluid flowed slowly crimson, which had been scattered near her brother.
Tails: So ... Sonic ... His voice was almost inaudible ...
Sonic just looked at him horrified.
Tails felt his body too weak, then began to fall and his eyes slowly closed ...
Sonic: T A I L S! !
Sonic to see this, return forces and Tails addressed very quickly, leaving behind the tiredness and pain.
Sonic came within seconds and stopped his fall.
I stare at the face of his friend and began to call him so worried.
Sonic: Tails!, Tails, answer me, please.
Tails began to open her beautiful blue eyes
Love and PainLove and Pain3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Despite Everything you say,
I'll still love you
I have hurt you...
But you will never know
Hurt me, yell at me, bruise me
I'll still love you
Let me keep you in oblivion
I'll love you till the day I die
But this secret is killing me
From the inside out
Be with me forever
Love me back as I have loved you
I love you...
But someone else has captured my glass heart
Don't hide from me...
I don't want you to hurt any longer
I hurt more than ever.
I will Hurt you....
Aurora High - Chapter 9JasperAurora High - Chapter 91 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
“Tonight will be the night, I can feel it.” Sunny told me as we sat in my bedroom after school. It was the night of Noire’s Halloween party and our costumes were slung on my bed ready for later. They were both cheap shop-bought costumes. I had an all-in-one skeleton costume and Sunny had a pirate costume.
“Easy, Romeo. Don’t forget that her boyfriend will be there. You can’t try anything too blatant, Maroon goes to the gym every day. He will fuck you up.” I gave him a pat on the back.
“I doubt I’ll have the courage to even speak to her, anyway.” he sighed sadly.
“You might if you join me for a drink.” I winked at him, moving my rucksack so that the bottles inside it clinked loudly.
“I don’t know about that, I’ve never really been drunk before.” he fiddled with his shoelace uneasily.
“I’m sure you’ll be fine, I’ll make sure you don’t get into any tr
FROM: Dead MollyYou horrible people,FROM: Dead Molly2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What have you done?
You spoke unto me
And ruined my fun.
If you're scared of me
Why follow my path?
The more persistent you are,
The more intense is my wrath.
You can't sync to my rhythm,
What I want, I will take.
You should just ignore me,
For others' and your sake.
I'm nefarious, it's true,
It's my greatest feature.
Blame the man who killed me,
He's my unwilling teacher.
I'll kill him in good time,
But first I'll get my fill.
For the suffering of others
Brings me great thrill.
So don't call me "dear Molly,"
You'll soon feel regret.
So go ahead, sleep...
I won't kill you... YET.