We Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
(Terri jumps up form the seat scared while all the Kids are laughing at her)
Bart: Ahahahahahhahaha! you got Punk'd
Milhouse: (still laughing) that was a good one Bart!
Terri: (smacks Bart) THat wasn't sunny you ugly mokey!
Bart: Face it purple head, i pranked you so hard and there is nothing you can do about it. Besides what can the two of you do to me? (kids say: oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!)
Sherri: We will get you back bart. You'll see.
Terri: We will get you so bad you won't ever want to show that ugly face of yours again. (kids again respond)
Bart: Eat My Shorts shorts eaters! (kids repsond)
Sherri and Terri: you'll be eating our shorts tommorow freak! (kids again respond)
Bart: You don't wear shorts! (kids laugh)
(Both twins roll their eyes and begin plotting their plan)
Ottoman: All right shers and tears its your stop!
Terri: See you later weirdo!
Bart: You still have the Whoopi cushion on your but!
(sherri looks behind her and sees the cushion her dress. Terri blushes of embarressment while Sherri takes off the cushion) *kids laughing*
Terri and Sherri: Thats not funny! (both run off the bus and run inside their house.)
(bus pulls off)
Milhouse: Hey Bart!(snug look on his face) i think Terri kind of likes you.
Bart: Shut up Milhouse!
(meanwhile back at the Twins House. They are in their room)
Sherri: We have got to think of somthing to get that smelly ape back! any ideas!
Terri: (still embarresed) i don't know. There is nothing that could top that embarressing Cushion.
Sherri: Thats it!
Terri: Thats what?
Sherri: We will make him fart in class!
Terri: With the Whoopi cushion? You know he is too smart to fall fot that!
Sherri: No! I am talking about something more embarresing than a whoopi cushion!
Terri: Doble whoopi cushion?
Sherri: No you idiot a real outburst of fllatulence
face lightens up) Ahh yes! (sherri chuckles) That would totally destroy his popularity and he may never return to school again.
Sherri: Indeed! but we need to come up with a way to make him devlope an extremely bad case of gas. (walks back and fourth quickly)Quick what makes people fart?
Terri: Umm. Beans?
Sherri: Of course! Thank you sister.
Terri: But we need something that will keep him going for a long time! I know why don't we use what is inside dad's "Special box" and mix it with the beans.
Sherri: You mean the "secret box" that is so "secret" not even dad knows what "secrets" are in the "secret box"
Terri: Your clicheing again!
Sherri: (blushing) oh! sorry!
Terrri: Anyway, yes! we will use it to make a pill that we can drop into his drink at lunch time while he is not looking.
Sherri: Great plan! lets go get the box!
(run down to the basement to retrieve the box. They take out the "Secret Box" and
use an axe to break the lock. They both have to open it becuase the lid is so heavy.
When they open it they discover a hidden supply of uranium rods stored in tubes)
Sherri: (reaches in and grabs a tube) Now lets go have some fun!
(both twins laugh manichally. Both gather and hurry to their room and begin beans and create 2 mutated beans)
Terri: Now we can get our revenge on that dork!
Sherri: Indeed sis! Nothing can ruin this plan!
(suddenly there was a quick thump on Their door.)
Twins Dad: Sherri..Terri
(both twins jump in nervousness and begin to panic. Theu both quickly swallow the beans)
Twins: Ye..yes daddy!
Twins Dad: (opens door) Whats going on in here? and why are you two so jumpy?
Sherri: We were just uhhhhhh.......cold!
Terri: yeah cold and we were going to
SHerri: Turn the heat up
Twins Dad: I knew you two were up to something!
Twins Dad: You to were going to touch the Thermostat weren't you?
Terri: You caught us!
Twins Dad: Haha! caught you in the act haha! Well just put somemore clothes on and you will be warmer in no time.
Twins: Okay! by dad!
Twins Dad: Are you sure you two are.......
(Terri closes door)
Terri: Yes dad! see you at dinner
Sherri: (sighs) That was close! okay so where did you put your bean!
Terri: I swallowed it!
Sherri: So did I!
Twins: (Both scream at the same time. They then begin to have severe stimach cramps and then they begin to undergo a mutation)
(meanwhile at Barts house. Bart and Lisa are sittin at the Table)
Lisa: Bart! were you the one that pranked Terri today on the bus today?
Bart: uumm...No it was Milhouse(sarcastically) of corse it was me dummy! Best prank ever
Lisa: (sighs) Bart, i know you can't help your constant rambunctiousness that was just mean of you to prank people who don't even bother you! Now i think you should apologize tommorow.
Bart: Are you insane? For startes i can prank anyone i want to at anytime. Plus SHerri and Terri hate my guts anyway so what difference does it make.
Lisa: They don't hate you! i am sure if you go and straighten things about you could become good friends.
Bart: in your dreams geekbate. How can they possibly get back at me.
Lisa: I give up! your on your own! (Lisa walks into living room and looks at the T.V) Bart!(urgently)
Bart: What now?
Lisa: You should take a look at this news report.
Bart: (gets up and walks into living room) What going on?
in shock) Oh my! (points to T.V)
(T.V. reveals a 50 ft version of Sherri and Terri reaking havoc on the city)
Kent: This is Kent Brockman with breaking news. It seems Springfield Is under attack by two blue haired little girls with anger management problems and severe aggression. (clip of Twins smashing buildings, roaring and crushing cars.) I have just received word that the two are Terri and Sherri...i can't read the last name but it seems that they are on the looking for This person crudley depicted in this drawing made by one of the twins. (picture is shown on the screen)The picture has been confirmed to be non other than local pain in the ass Bart Simpson. One of the Twins has just said this "Give us bart, we wan Bart" and so i assume that Bart is not supprisingly behind this and needs to give himself up to ease these Twins of Terrors Rage. This is Kent Brockman singing of from the Springfiled News saying "Give yourself up Bart" thank you and good night we now leave you with the delightful video of our Towns demise. (News ends with Soringfielders runnig away from Sherri and the Camera is left showing Sherri running towards it and she stops and makes a mighty roar and she looks down angrilly ate the Camera and she then lifts up her foot and crushes it under her giant purple sandals.
Lisa: (angrilly looks at Bart) see what all your shinanogans have gotten you? I don't know how they attained that monsterous size but all i know is that you have to fix this.
Bart: (looking scared) wh..what? I am not going to risk my life just because some stupid girl can't take a joke.
Lisa: Your the only stupid on here Bart Simpsons! If you don't go apologize to them, we will all be doomed! Please Bart! for the sake of Springfield, Save us!
Bart: Alright, Alright! shesh! I will try to fight the twins and maybe i will apologize but no more than that. (Bart leaves the room to go upstairs. Approches the stairs and turns around and looks at Lisa) if i survuve this. you owe me!(Lisa rolls her eyes)
(Bart goes up to his room and looks for some ammunition. opens his closet and pulls out his Bartman costume with grappling hooks, bartmarangs and sling shot)
(dynamic scend as Bart suits up)
Lisa: What in earth are you wearing?
Bart: Well seeing as i am going to be saving people, i figured i would dress up as Bartman.
Lisa: (ahahahhaha) Thats priceless.
Bart: (angry look) laugh it up oddball, but with this slingshot and utility i am destined for victory.
Lisa: (stops laughing) You are going to use a sling-shot to stop two monsterous twins? thats ludacris!
Bart: Why not? ot worked for David.
Lisa: But he had the lord on his side and your.....Bart Simpson!(snickers)
Bart: (feels insulted) ha..ha..ha(sarcastically) very funny.
Lisa: Well good luck..Bartman. YOu will need it!
Bart: Whatever! (leaves his room and exits out the house on a skateboard)
(meanwhile back in the city)
Citizen: (running away from Terri while screaming) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Terri stops and picks up and throws it on groung. Roats loudly)
Terri: Bart Simpsons! Bring us Bart Simpson!
(Sherri is right behind her and both girls continue smashing buildings and reeking havoc on the city, lifts up car)
Wiggum and cops: Alright you two! Stop destroying buildings and put you hands where i can see them!
Sherri: roooooaaaaaar! (lifts up arm i)
Wiggum: Thats it now slowly drop the car o the ground
Eddie: Uh Cheif i think she...
Wiggum: Not now Eddie, alright now bring you arms down to the ground
(Sherri smashes the police car with her empty fist)
Wiggum: O...kay! uhh.......nevermind continue destroying the town. (becomes filled with fear. Turns to Eddie and Lou) Run like hell boys! (all three of them run screaming) Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(Sherri takes the Donut off the Lard lad statue and eats it)
(both girls head iver to Springfield Elementry School and begin destroying it)
Skinner: (on the ground) No, not my Beautiful School! (hands on head) alright you two(points up at them) You two are in big trouble! You destroyed School propperty and it is coming out of your parents wallets. Altogether, it will come to about $843 dollars and a...3 cents! (Skinner cringes as he hears the two girls growel and quickly pick him up)
Terri: Your not the boss of us you mediocre Principle!
Sherri: You heard us Skinflint! your a lousy Principle who still listens to his mommy!
Skinner: Thats not tr..true! you take that back!
Skinner's Mom: (from the ground) Seymour! you can't talk that way to children, apologize right now!
Skinner: Yes Mother!
Terri & Sherri: AHAHAHHAHAHAH! Say good-bye..Seymour!
SKinner: NO, wait? i apologize from my Vietnam veteran heart! what do you want? Bart Simpson? you can have him!, (Terri begins to lift him toward her mouth) uhhh, better school lunch? more asbestos! (Terri opens her mouth) Nooooo!
Milhouse: Stop it right there you..big...bullies!
Terri & Sherrri: huh?
Milhouse: You..heard me! pick on someone you own size!
Sherri: Like you you little 4 eyed pipsqueak!
Milhouse: (scared stiff) yeah! thats right me. i ca take both of you on!
(Bart quickly arrives a couple feet away from Milhouse)
Bart: Whats going on here?
Milhouse: Get to a safe place Bart, i'll take on these to ugly weirdos myself!
Twins: Ugly! (growl in anger)
Bart: Milhouse don't be a Hero!
Milhouse: (go's into a rage and charges toward Terri's Foot while the action is in slow motion) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Milhouse: (kicks Terris big toe but has no effect on her) take that and that and that (Twins look at each other in a disappointed way. Milhousegets worn out after a coupl seconds and steps 12 feet from her foot)
Milhouse: How did you like them apples!
Bart: Milhouse i don't think you sho..(milhouse interuppts and becomes cocky)
Milhouse: Didn't think i had it in me did you. well i have enough strength to take on both of you. You can destroy our city, crush cars and even eat people.
Milhouse: But you can't not crush my spirit (camera looks down at milhouse at a birds eye view side angle) I will avenge my city and you can't step on my pride ( Terris foot comes slamming down on to of Milhouse and Bart watches as he gets grinded into the ground by Terri's sandal) Booooooooooooooooooooooooom!
Twins: Ahahahahahahaahaaahahahh! (give a high five to each other)
Bart: alright you two, prepare to meet your worst nightmare!
Terri: Well, well, well. Look who decided to show his dorky little face.
Sherri: You will Pay for what you did to us Simpson!
Skinner: Aha, i knew this was all barts fault! i just ahhhhhhh!
Terri: (tosses skinner up in the air and he lands on a nearby flagpole hanging by his underware) Yeah! you will end up just like your friend your little friend. Squashed!
Bart: Hey, you can't do that to skinner! wow, i am sticking up for the principle. i am a total sell out! well anyway i will not end up like poor Milhouse, you two will be eating my little shorts:
Sherri: Well see about that Simpson!
(Sherri lifts up her arm and tries to smash bart into the ground but Bart leaps into the air before her hand smacks the ground and Bart hooks his grappling hook on an nearby building and glides he is pulled to the top of the building)
Terri: You can't escape us! (try to grab bart on top of the bulding. Bart jumps up and avoids being grab)
Bart: Take this pale, tall and ugly! (throws bartmerang at Terris arm)
Terri: (gets stung by blade of the bartmarang.) Ouch! why you little...!
Sherri: You hurt my sister! (makes a fist and punches bulding so thhat it collapses)
Bart: (quickly jumps on Sherri's arm and runs up to her face to kick her in th nose.)
Sherri: (reacts and holds her nose as it begins to bleed. SHe then grabs bart while he is trying to glide to another bulding) Now i've got you! Prepare to feel my wrath!(Sherri plucks Bart on to the ground)
hits the ground hard) Ouch!!! (gets up and feels achy) uhhhhhhhhhhhh! (look sup and jumps out of the way to avoid Sherri's giant hand from crushing him)
Sherri: (watching as bart avoids her massive hand) come back here you little creep!
Terri: (recovers from pain) I'll teach you a lesson you won't forgert Simpson!(begins tomping the ground)
Bart: (cracks his bones to feel better) Eat my....blaaaaaaah! (screams and moves out of the way of Terris stomping)(He runs over to Milhouse(who is now getting up and feeling in great pain from getting stepped on and he is tatereed with the Sandal's sole imprint on him)) Milhouse, your alive!
Milhouse: Yes! and i am cannot feel my body right now but all i can say is I Need a doctor. (faints on the floor and Bart goes over to pick him up to tak)
Bart: Don't worry Buddy, i will protect you!
wakes up and feels a little better) Y....Yo....You....Yo (Bart getting annoyed)
Bart: Out with it Milhouse!
Milhouse: You called me Buddy, i feel so special!
Bart: Thats right pal! now tell me, how do i defeat these two Nightmares!
coughing) You can't fight them. It is mathmatically impossible. The odds are like..(coughs again) .. 99% to 1%
Bart: Never tell me the odds
Milhouse: There is a Way to stop thheir Rampage and..
Bart: Oh No! I'm not even thinking of doing that.
Milhouse: You have to Bart, its the only way! Please Bart! for the sake of Springfield, you must do it1
Bart: No! i will find a way to bring these two to their knees! (Stands up and drops Milhouse head)
Bart: I will be back for you later pal! (Runs towards TTWins)
Milhouse: Wait! I Need assistence (coughs again) i hate being the Dorky character in this show!
(Bart runs up to the Twins)
Twins: So you still wan to play with us huh?
Bart: Thats right losers, you can't get rid of me that easily!
SHerri: Alright then Simpson! How about we play a little, Jump rope?
Bart: ewwww, no that is so gay! I mean (looks at camera as if he is nervous about offending the homosexuals) girly!
Terri: Oh you won't be doing the jumping Bart!
Sherri: (Runs over to suspension Bridge and grabs the long cable to use as a rope. people on bridge begin screaming as the bridge snaps and lopsided)
Moleman: (hanging of the side of thebridge that collapsed) Why can't i just have a normal day?
Krabappel: (looking up from her car that is being held up by a beam) This is why i knew i should have quit teaching when i had the chance!
standong on the side walk not on the bridge sipping a Squishee and looking at the monsters ) Worst Monster destroying a supension bridge ever!
Sherri: (wallks back over the Terri and hand the other cable to her and make it into a jump rope) We will be the only ones jumping the rope while you will be jumping..Dope! (starts laughing and snorts a little)
looks at her and rolls her eyes) Sherr,(she says in a soft voice) please stop with the jokes! It just..Not yo thang!
Sherri: (somewhat embarresed) Well..anyway, Simpson prepare to meet your doom!
Twins: Purple twins power, activate!(THey begin to glow)
Comic Book Guy: (sighs) Enough with the show copyrighted parodies already, this show does not have that type of budget! shesh!
(Glowing stops Twins clothes are restored to being clean and are fixed and they are both holding the rope)
Bart: That all you had to do! Man i thought you were going to tranformor something! I Caramba, Leave to a bunch of Stupid Girls to worry more about there appearence then anything else!
Terri: Lets kick his ass!
(They slowly begin to Jump rope and the whole town begins to shake)
Bart: Whaaaaa?(watches as twins charge toward him as they jump rope. Jumps out of the way as they pass him)
Sherri: Damn we missed him!(they slow down and stop and try it again) Lets try it again but faster and moe power.
Terri: This time we go to the rythm of...of...of.....
Sherri: well... say something!(looks at Terri and wonders what is wrong) Now What?
Terri: Oh sorry, The writer does not know rge name of the jump rope hyme so he is googleing it. It Takes awhile?