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The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, a
un amor prohibido de las ppgZ y los rrbZ parte 4Un amor prohibido de los rrb y las ppgZ parte 4un amor prohibido de las ppgZ y los rrbZ parte 41 year ago in Drama More Like This
Yo: Hola jeje como se acordaran Brick y Bucht corrían ah boomer por lo que les dijo Brick bueno se canso de perseguir ah boomer y se fue pero Bucht no así que dejaron estos mensajes
Boomer: auch hola a todas mis fans gracias a mi supuesta fan numero 1 estoy en el hospital Pero no se preocupen estaré bien pronto creo * fin del mensaje*
Bucht: e…jeje… hola, como están? ^^U yo se que ya vieron como esta Boomer y…me mandaron a "controlar mi ira" y…técnicamente no se donde estoy XP saludos a todas a mis fans si vuelvo ah ver ah Boomer LO DEJO EN CO
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
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vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
Simpsons:Hope and ExpectationsIt's two A.M.Simpsons:Hope and Expectations2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Even though I've been working through eight hour shifts for the past three days and feel exhausted, I just can't sleep. My mind is racing with thoughts about what I have put myself through, and most importantly what Marge has gone through. I keep thinking if I did the right thing by marrying her, I love her to death but I can't believe I went as far as to get her pregnant. I mean it's great that I will soon be a Dad, but will I be a good provider for him?
Working these eight hour shifts have been long and tedious, flipping burgers is not my idea of fun, and neither is sitting by the drive through waiting for some low life to s
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Lies: Western Dragon TFUnlike my other stories, this one is like a prequel in late fall. November 28th, to be exact.Lies: Western Dragon TF9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Eli was walking down his street to get some "groceries." At least that was what he said. He was going over to a friend's party without telling his parents the truth.
So at the party, He met all his friends: Cole, Garette, Liam, Jade, Grey, and the others. Grey had ordered them all Chinese for dinner. Grey brought it back as soon as Eli got there.
After the meal, each of them took up a fortune cookie. Everyone's was strange, but they all kept their secrets to themselves. Grey was the kind of personn who belived in superstitious mumbo-jumbo, so he t
Serum ch 2 [and we need a better name!]The sweet morning chorus of birds was met with an irritated moan. The den's occupant was stretched out flat on her belly, one wing hiding her face. She'd been disturbed late last night and was now waking very, very reluctantly. The fragrant morning air that tried to sidle its way into the dragon's nostrils, in an attempt to get some fresh oxygen to her brain, was exhaled in a grumpy snort. Blaze blinked open her eyes, only to have them assailed by a gentle ray of sunlight, and quickly shut them before any damage could be done. Not ready to greet the day yet, she growled, rolled over and tried to get back to sleep. Sleep. That was what she wanSerum ch 2 [and we need a better name!]1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Serum [Testing] chapter one.Something stirred in the darkness of the den.Serum [Testing] chapter one.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blaze heard it through half-pricked ears; something heavy, but sounding as if whatever it was was trying to be quiet. The dragon curled her lip at the thought of anyone sleeping through that racket. She slowly opened one eye, and as discreetly as she could, swept her gaze around the small den. There was a flicker of movement against the dark tree roots, and she held her breath. Something had just broken the soft stream of moonlight flooding through the entrance. Whatever it was, it was trying to be sneaky…
Thwack!
The attack sent the intruder reeling back against the wall, gasping in surp
Seinas' birthFlarena groaned as she laid down in her room, and then growled to herself after awhile. Where was Carrol?! It was almost morning, and she had been up all night waiting for him.Seinas' birth1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Where the hell is he at?! He should be back by now." Flarena thought, and then looked at the purple, red, and blue egg between her two front paws.
"If only he was here to see how beautiful you looked." Flarena said before rubbing the egg gently.
She picked it up in her mouth and went back to the hatchery, and laid it down in the area the egg stayed alone. Flarena smiled gently at the egg. Suddenly the doors opened, and Flarena turned around to see Terrador, and he
Backstory for DragolizaBackstory for Dragoliza1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
A bit to sum things up for how she is currently
{Western dragons traditionally have 3 sets of limbs, back legs that resemble that of a cat, front legs that are almost human arm like and wings that protrude from the shoulder blade with almost bat like structure. The head is almost a combination of reptile and horse with the horns ( horns and eyes can say a lot about the affiliation of a western dragon watch out for spiral horn's it tends to mean you have an evil dragon on your hands) and and eyes that contract to slits in bright light and when angry.}
{Eastern dragons are portrayed as wise, gentle creatures who are very helpful and nice, unl
Little Scales Pt3 Of ??Little ScalesLittle Scales Pt3 Of ??1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part Three.
Lyle had headed into the woods in search of Traes, unaware of the change he had taken. He found Traes without actually knowing that the crimson-violet Dragon was actually his close friend. Scales was asleep at this moment, and didn't know his old friend was standing a mere foot away.
Scales lay on the dirt and common debris scattered about, unaware of his old human friend reaching towards him.
He woke up as he suddenly felt his sensitive wings get touched by something--or someone--unknown; he shot up and immediately glared upwards at the human.
Scales made no attempt to remember whether he knew this human, or t
Space Dragon Poetry: Dragons of Atlanta and TwelveSpace Dragon Poetry: Dragons of Atlanta and Twelve1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dragons of Atlanta
We've been getting reports from all over about dragon attacks in major cities. Folks have even sent in videos and in the ones I saw, I could see barbed tentacles coming from the sky and digging into the Earth. They were pulling strange pillars from under the ground! They had this technology the whole time and we were busy chasing UFOs while the real aliens were with us the whole time!
I heard Georgia was the fourth city to go down, but everyone says it was Rome that was destroyed first. I heard that the Georgia Gate Defenses was crippled by a giant serpent that was delivered via a dropship. The dang thing was wider than t
Dragon's Comrade, Part IMy name is Brent Edele. I live in a world much unlike your own – due to sorcerous powers at work, I have glimpsed your world, and hence I have come to this conclusion. There are humans in my world, yes, but there are also the graceful elves and stocky dwarves, among others. I do wonder how you, the reader, can exist in such a boring world, with your towering buildings and cramped cities. We, too, have buildings and cities such as these, but our cities are those that can be compared to the Renaissance period of your history.Dragon's Comrade, Part I1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
As I mentioned before, I live in a fantastical world, with equally-as-
Spyro: Price of Darkness ch. 2 MeltorSpyro: Price of Darkness ch. 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The band of dragons charging the city of Kennith met with heavy resistance on their way. Large fireballs flew over their heads, but none had hit their target. Once at the wall they dove down and tackled the dragons on it, sparing their lives by knocking them out. Flame motioned his paw to Aden to take his team with him. Aden obeyed and led the dragons of Warfang to deal with any resistance inside the city, leaving Flame with Zachariah and his followers.
"Where would Meltor be?" Flame asked.
"He is a coward, never shows his face when a battle begins." Zachariah answered. "My best guess would be the throne room with the king."
"
AdoptionIt was lying there neglected, a green oval nestled in a bed of straw. Instinct was telling me to ignore it – after all, it doesn't look particularly appetising, and if my inkling is right, the people who left it there would likely tear me to pieces if I did anything. That is, if they were still around. All the same, I can't take my eyes off of it, like it's going to be important.Adoption2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The egg lying in front of me is about the size of a human's torso, smoothly curved and a familiar lustrous emerald green. I give it a light tap with a claw. Hard, slightly reminiscent of rock or crystal. And if my hunch is right, it's been lying here for a cou
Es, Ch. 20: Without Peace She reached home; still happy to share Flame's house; and searched for Flame. She couldn't find him anywhere so she went to his door and knocked… No response. Opening the door, she found him asleep on his grand bed, completely at peace. She was uncertain whether to wake him or not. After all, he had no sleep last night, but she figured that he should know immediately. So, reluctantly, she woke him.Es, Ch. 20: Without Peace2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Flame wasn't angry; he was tired, but not angry; and he listened closely as Ember explained the fight that occurred between her and Soria and where she was at now.
Flame got out of his bed and Ember led the way back to the cabins w
Ashley Bakes A CakeIt was Adam and Ashley's father's birthday. In the kitchen, an orange teenage cat wearing an apron was gathering ingredients and placing them in a bowl. The counter had already looked like it had just barely survived an intense battle between a gang of eggs and a mob of flour. The cat herself also looked like she had been caught in the crossfire of this intense battle, but still looked in excellent health and in quite a cheerful mood regardless.Ashley Bakes A Cake2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ashley!" A young voice shouted from above.
Ashley stopped what she was doing, with a half of an egg shell in each hand, glanced upwards trying to spot the source of the voice. Having found nothing,
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