Mary the MommaDay 1Mary the Momma3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
>You are Mary, a fluffy unicorn with a red mane and tail.
>You woke up this morning to see such a happy sight.
>More importantly, your babies!
>You're the happy momma of 4 babies.
>Two unicorns and two earth fluffies, all fillies.
>One unicorn has purple fluff and a purple and pink mane and tail.
>The other has white fluff and a purple mane and tail.
>One earth fluffy is orange with a light brown mane and tail.
>The other is pink with a pink mane and tail.
>You feel yourself swell with pride.
>And milk. Lots of milk.
>You sigh and just lay there, your babies softly snoozing on your tummy.
>"Mah babehs. Wuv babehs."
>After a short while, the babies start waking up.
>The pink one yawns and lets out a soft chirp.
>"Babeh hungwy? Nee' miwk?"
>The baby starts wiggling its legs in the air and chirping, sounding increasingly panicked.
>"Siwwy babeh, weggies go unda fwuff!"
>You help turn her over.
>Her eyes still aren't open, but she slowly crawls along your tummy fluff. You ca
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Futuro-Mamá esa chica se parece mucho a la tía Isabella -cuando escucho decir esto a Amanda, dirigiéndose a la Candace del futuro, una sola idea salta en mi cabeza haciendo eco e inevitablemente tengo que decirla en voz alta.Futuro3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
-Oíste eso Candace, voy a casarme con Phineas!
-O Ferb -me responde ella dejando mi mente en blanco.
Dirijo mi vista al peliverde y este me giña un ojo mientras hace un gesto con su mano señalándome. Bueno lo que dice Candace es verdad, para ser tía de Amanda tendría que casarme con Phineas o... Ferb.
Miro fijamente al chico frente a mí y de pronto todo desaparece a nuestro alrededor, es como si el mundo estuviera deshabitado, excepto por mi amigo y yo. El tiempo pasa en un santiamén y de repente ya somos unos adolescentes; Ferb lleva lentes negros, una chaqueta de cuero del mismo color y unos pantalones de mezclilla algo ajustados que caen sutilmente hasta sus tenis plateados. Por alguna ex
Todas las aves ponen huevos? 2Lo que comenzó como una divertida broma de la cual Rigby disfrutaba viendo a Mordecai muy maternal junto al huevo, poco a poco fue haciéndole menos gracia ante la seriedad de este y su "imposibilidad laboral" por tener que cuidar del huevo por tiempo completo dejándole el doble de trabajo y tareas en el parque.Todas las aves ponen huevos? 24 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- Oh vamos Mordecai! Ya deja ese estúpido huevo por un momento y ayúdame con esto!! Se quejo intentando levantar un tronco del camino-
- Como llamaste a Jame?!
- Al escuchar eso deja el tronco sumamente sorprendido- Le pusiste nombre?
- Claro que si!
- Sacude la cabeza volviendo en si- No puedes dejar de trabajar solo por cuidar ese huevo! No es justo!
- Y si yo no lo cuido quien lo hará? Tú? Ja! Tú no puedes ni cuidar de vos mismo
- (Esto ya ah ido demasiado lejos) Mordecai, enserio ya vasta! Ese huevo en realidad !
- Que rayos están haciendo?!
Ambos voltearon sobresaltados encontrándose con Benson quien los miraba de
The BirthThere was frantic chattering all over as the nurses and doctors kept wheeling the patient through the doors.The Birth3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Princess Cadence was lying on a wheeled table, being moved quickly down the hallway of the hospital, her belly swollen over the last few months. Today was the day. Alongside the doctors was her husband, Shining Armour, who had her hoof in his as they kept moving.
"It's okay honey! Everything's going to be fine!" He said reassuringly.
Cadence smiled back at him. She opened her mouth to reply to him but suddenly winced and she placed her free hoof over her midriff. This clearly caused the doctors some worry.
"Her contractions are getting more frequent! Call in more nurses!" One of them ordered.
A nearby nurse nodded and ran off to carry out the order. Meanwhile, the rest of them had finally arrived at their destination, the delivery room. They opened the doors and moved the table and princess inside. As they moved in. One of the doctors stepped aside and stood between Shining and
'Accident'"Daddy?"'Accident'5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Ooh ? What?" Homer snapped a little bit out of his work upon hearing the small voice and a tug on his leg. He smiled, knowing that little voice and turned to face the young Bartholomew J. Simpson.
With a gentle expression, his father asked, "Hey, son. Can I do something for you?"
"Teddy bear?" Bart pointed up to a shelf, "Please, Daddy?"
Seeing the ragged brown stuffed animal sitting there, Homer nodded, "Of course, son. Let me get it for you." As he took it down, Homer sighed happily, "I had almost forgotten about this."
As the young boy received the special bear, he said, "Thanks, dada. I will be nice to it."
Homer lifted his son in his arms, "I got this teddy bear when I was your age. My mother gave it to me. You can have it. It's a father-son gift, be nice to it." As he spoke these loving words, the two embraced warmly, wanting to never stop this moment.
Then his father placed him on the ground as he said, "Go out and play with your new teddy bear." As Bart walked of
Courtney And The Chubby Club 8: THE ENDChelsey belched for the fourth time in a row as she continued to rub her bloated stomach, her fingers massaging the plump flesh underneath them. She had been waiting in the back-room, along with a still-unconscious Kailey, to hear the news of whether Hannah had been able to win the third round or not. Her heart was pounding like a woodpecker's beak ramming against her chest; if Hannah lost, then they would be left at an extreme disadvantage, and being able to win against both Becky and that glasses girl would be near-impossible. Even worse, she was still too full to even move. Oh, how badly she wished she could go out there, and see what had happened.Courtney And The Chubby Club 8: THE END4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
'C'mon, guys, you better win this...'
Suddenly, the door to her left swung open with a bang. Becky's father, as tower-like and imposing as ever, stepped inside, followed closely behind by a shorter, very pudgy young fellow. He had a crew-cut hair style, and as he spoke, his bulging double chin wobbled in rhythm. It took Chelsey a number o
Sonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure PrologeSonic and Rainbow Dash Adventure Prologe4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Sonic & Rainbow Dash Adventure: Prologe
Sonic's World (Mobius):
It was just another ordinary day, in place called "Emerald Town". It inhabitants are mostly anamorphic animals & different types of little creatures like the Flickies & the Chao. A blue hedgehog was running at a burst of speed. His name was Sonic & he just got back from defeating Dr. Robotnik (Usually called by his nickname Eggman) one of his arch-nemesis, from yet another attempt to build his empire, New Eggmanland.
(Music: Emerald Town-Sonic Battle)
"Man, Beating that Egg-head sure left me hungry, I'm gonna see if there's any chill dog stands around" Said Sonic
The hungry hedgehog then finds a chili dog stand near the Emerald Beach, buys himself one & then starts to munch on it as he walks.
"Mmm Hmm, If there's nothing I love more than adventure, is a good ol' Chill Dog, Warmed to perfection, too Implied the very satisfied hedgehog hmm, Sure is borin
Taylor Swift's Ticklish VacationA wave of humidity hit Taylor Swift's face the second she walked outside from the private plane that she took to an island in the Caribbean. Taylor had just recorded several new songs and she was looking forward to a vacation. She had gone to a very small island with one airfield and a couple stores and homes. It was the perfect place for Taylor to unwind and relax. She elegantly stepped off the plane wearing designer sandals, designer sun hat and a revealing, red designer bikini.Taylor Swift's Ticklish Vacation3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Taylor had two guides, and close friends, who would be escorting her. Natalie, a cute brunette, and Vanessa, also a cute brunette. They pulled up too Taylor's plane in a brand new Audi. Taylor walked too the car, every step she took was like that of a model. She sat in the back of the car where Vanessa was waiting for her with a skinny margarita. Taylor sipped on her drink as they drove towards the beach. They parked the Audi in front of a small restaurant. They three girls got out of the car and
Mansion Invitation (Prologue and Part 1)This is an old version! See the updated re-release in progress at http://demurepet.deviantart.com/art/Domain-Spirit-Mansion-550728531Mansion Invitation (Prologue and Part 1)2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Nope. Definitely not this place. She can't live here.
Meeting Lilly, you thought, was going to be fairly awkward, but you didn't expect to jump through the many and varied hoops of her deliberate pranks. Did she even live in this town? She didn't pay for a round trip here, but she wouldn't spend money just to leave you in the lurch, would she? Then again, she was the sort of person who you'd expect would spend years talking to you online and then rather a lot of money to buy you a ticket to meet her, and then wind up having just pranked you. You're pretty sure you could imagine that happening.
God, what a depressing thought that is.
Just to check, though. Just in case, just on the slightest chance that she might not have been bullshitting you, you text Lilly. Maybe she'll give you her real address or something. Who knows.
Alive, Part 4Alive, Part 41 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
Adolfo and Diego stood out on the grass, in front of a long, metallic trailer. The light of the sun glistened across its smooth, riveted surface. It reminded Adolfo of a space station module.
"You like?" said Diego.
"It's bigger than I thought it was." replied Adolfo.
"Well, I figured I could use the extra room. Anyway, twenty-six feet isn't the biggest they sell!"
"Yeah, I've seen thirty-sixers. That's the biggest. 'Land Yachts' they call 'em."
"Thirty-six feet... wow."
Diego walked up to the door, which could more appropriately be called an "Entrance Hatch" as far as Adolfo was concerned. "Coming?" said Diego, opening it.
"Yeah!" Adolfo walked briskly toward him, and up the short step which protruded from the undercarriage. Diego pushed the outer door into its wall-side locking mechanism and closed the thinner door behind them.
The boy could see that, despite evidence of being lived-in, his uncle kept his "home" organized and tidy. The inner walls were silver, the lou
GoteoLa música suena cada vez más bajo… los sonidos llegan a mis oídos, pero mi visión empieza a nublarse… ya no puedo llorar, ya no puedo ver, ya no puedo levantarme… siento un poco de sueño y mis manos parecen más pesadas de lo normal… ¿A dónde voy?Goteo1 month ago in Emotional More Like This
Me siento mareada y mi respiración empieza ser más y más lenta… quiero dormir… pero el piso no parece cómodo, me quedaré aquí sentada, viendo las baldosas blancas que se salpicaron un poco. No importa, siempre pensé que el rojo combinaba con el blanco.
Todo terminará pronto, no habrá más dolor ni sufrimiento ni tristeza ni soledad… ¿seré libre de esto después de tanto tiempo? No quiero pensar. Siento que… si cierro mis ojos… no volveré. ¿Por qué debo irme? Debería irse esta agonía. Mis manos duelen… pero estoy demasiado débil como para curarlas. ¿
PrussiaXReader: They're Older Now (Ch.4)PrussiaXReader: They're Older Now (Ch.4)1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 4: Back to School Night
Home (5:50 PM) - Maria's POV
I ran done the stairs, as I try not to fall on my way as i put on my red hoodie. I need to make it to the car before Mom, does. Aloisa told me that the exchange students got the same call that my uncles did as well. It doesn't help that my mom is also heading to Washington D.C. calming she's going to a school thing. I've over heard her calls ever since I was little, I know when she is lying to me. They all are planing to find out what that call was about at the Back to School event in a few minutes. My Uncles are to busy packing to go, so Mom is taking Aloisa for them as she need to be at the event.
I opened the door to the garage, finding the room to be dark. I can make out my mom's car with the light that was sipping in from the hallway. The house's intercom announced it was time to go. I closed the door to the garage as I made my way to the car, hoping it was open to ho
Marvel: Trapped (7) The next thing everyone knew, they were on Asgard. Gigi now wearing a blue Asgardian gown, approached Odin.Marvel: Trapped (7)1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"Good to see you again my lord" Gigi said.
Odin smiled as kissed her hand.
"A pleasure to see you again lady Gianna, your husband is here but her soul is in peril" Odin said.
"Come with me" Sif said as she led the heroes and Gigi to a room.
Once in the room, Gigi gasped as she saw her husband, he was unconscious. But still there.
"Victor!" Gigi said happily as she ran to her husband.
Gigi ran to the bed where Victor lay and gently hugged him.
Victor didn't hug back.
Gigi then looked at Victor's face and saw his stone cold expression. She caressed his cheek and sighed.
"His soul is in limbo, I called Druid to help" Sif said.
Druid then appeared.
"I'm here" Noah said.
"Fratello" Gigi said as she hugged her brother.
"Don't worry Gigi, I'm going to help make things right" Noah said as he
Stone and Steel Ch.3- Back to the PresentCh. 3Stone and Steel Ch.3- Back to the Present1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"UGH!" I shout as soon as Drake and I are safely inside our private airship. This entire meeting was a complete disaster! "Everything's gone to pieces." I wail.
"I think you're being a bit dramatic." Drake says, giving me his big brother look of concern. "Why don't you have a drink or something? Might help take your mind of things?" He offers. I know he's trying to help but I'm a whisker away from pulling all my fur out.
"Thanks for the advice." I mutter dryly. "Drake you know that this is a terrible idea, whenever Blake is forced into any-and I do mean anything she fights back three times as hard." I see Drake's expression sour, he knows I'm right.
"Well..." He pauses to mull over his words. Suddenly, his expression changes into one of joy. "Well, you're right! Absolutely ri
Gambits Part 1 - The White Pawn IThe White Pawn IGambits Part 1 - The White Pawn I1 month ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Captain William Royce woke with a drum beating in his head. He found himself sprawled out on of the benches inside the, now empty, tavern. Save for the dim light from the oil lantern on the table before him, the place was dark: it was still night. From the looks of the tavern now there was no sign of a party that led to a violent brawl earlier. As a city guard, it was his job to keep the peace. But William chuckled for he started the fight.
It was his thirty-second name day celebration, and what better place to celebrate then a friends tavern to get drunk. Neil had his handful with the patronage William brought him that night, but it was worth it to be sure. William knew Neil would be stingy and only give him "Free" drinks until he was drunk, which didn't take much. But he was also his best friend so there was little cause to complain about the gift.
Though he didn't anticipate getting this drunk, fortunately, he had the next day off. When he picked up the oil lamp he
Spiraling Jealousy And Self Hate Dark twisting pain in my chest pulls me into a dark corner of my mind while I stare at the wall with a blank stare in the middle of my classroom. The teacher is standing and making an announcement to the class but I'm not hearing it. Every single time I think about it my heart burns and my chest feels tight, and I feel a sense of dread wash over me as my mind begins thinking of all the worst possible things I can imagine. I can feel my heart racing and my hand tremor gets worse to the point that I can no longer twirl a pen in my hand to try and relieve anxiety because my hands are shaking too much to hold it. Everything around me feels as though it goes dark and my head drops any time I walk to anywhere. People ask if I'm okay and I give them a fake smile and tell them I'm just tired or that there's nothing wrong because there's no way I think anyone would understand. My mind is a blurred mess of pain and self hate mixed with jealous thoughts of what may or may not eSpiraling Jealousy And Self Hate1 month ago in Emotional More Like This
Arturetta's blue moon medalVery special mention goes to :iconcallovessailorvenus0:Arturetta's blue moon medal1 month ago in Short Stories More Like This
This was yet another interesting day for Arturetta.Everyone has gathered together to hang out and do their usual routines.Suddenly,two people in blue approached us both.One was a nice man and the other was her sister....I think.They both approached us and one of them wanted a shoeshine.But,she wanted Arturetta to do it.So,Arturetta got out her gear and began to polish her maryjane shoes.But,little did we all realize that these two individuals in blue uniforms are more important than we'd thought they'd be.
???:Thank you for polishing my shoes,miss.
Arturetta:You're welcome,Ma'am.It's always a pleasure.
Andre:*Dusts off Arturetta's hat*Nice day huh,miss?
???:It sure is,sir.
Eris:And your uniform's got a nice shade of blue,sir.
???:Yaaaaay!My shoes look all shiny.Thank you so much.
???:I'd say that your apprentice's quite impressive,Arthur.
How I Make: Character (Part 2)Hello, writers. Are you ready to discuss character?How I Make: Character (Part 2)1 month ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Sterling: (As he picks his nose) Didn’t we already discuss character?
We did, Sterling, but the construction of a character is far too complex to just break down to one lecture. Last time, we BARELY scratched the surface of the subject of character! This time, I’ll have us take a look on how to construct the PHYSICAL aspects of the character.
Sterling: Ooh! Is it going to be like an “avatar creation” video game?!
In a way, Sterling. In a way. We can begin with how to use imagery. Imagery is the visual development of an image in order to drive the “mind’s eye.” Let’s look at this apple on my deck. Describe it.
Sterling: It’s delicious!
(Sighs) Visually, Sterling…
Sterling: Well, it’s red, it’s kinda round, and it has a stem…thingy…sticking out.
Good effort. See, not everyone can draw a graphic novel, so they have to rely on imagery to project an
MouthfulIt's terrible, bitter and salty and horrendous. Why would anyone willingly be subjected to this? Mic wasn't perfectly willing, but he has to endure, it's necessary. Though he doesn't like this kind of treatment to say the least. This isn't something he's used to, not at all.Mouthful1 month ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
And Riley is laughing, like he finds Mic's discomfort to be the most comical event in history. Mic throws him a withering look, then glances back up at the person who'd forced the substance into his mouth. Pristine, black eyebrows raise over grey eyes, and Mic almost flinches away.
"If you don’t want it to last too long, you'll swallow."
When Mic doesn't, fingers pinch his nose closed. It's swallow, or potentially suffocate himself. He relents and gulps hard enough that it hurts a bit. It's unpleasant going down. Mic is graced with a smile and a nod. Then those grey eyes turn to Riley.
"I'd stop snickering if I were you Mr. Cavanaugh. You're next."