Balto and ADGTH is against godNo, I don't believe that Balto 2: Wolf quest is against God, but a lot of people do. Enjoy the lulz.Balto and ADGTH is against god4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
First off, the story was horrid. I know every movie is trying to make some kind of statement, but this was outright propaganda for humanism and naturalism. The first Balto, thankfully, stayed away from these topics that very few can relate to, and simply presented pure family-friendly entertainment. Balto 2, however, couldn't resist the urge to promote such philosophies as becoming "one" with nature (trees, etc.), following your own inner-instincts/leadings, allowing the spirits of the dead to guide you... and that's only the beginning. Sure, there's some good stuff about letting go of your fears and finding out "who" you are, as opposed to just "what" you are. But any good messages are buried deep in the mire of this "new-age" humanistic theology.There are also scenes where Balto's daughter tells her father that she "hates" him and that he's "hopeless." These attitudes, as well as t
Why America is the best.Reasons why the United States of America is the best country in the worldWhy America is the best.4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
You may be wondering out of all of the different countries in the world, which one is the best. Here is a list of reasons why I think America is the best one of all.
1.) We Americans are great with money.
Making money, keeping money, spending money, it all comes so naturally to us. Don't listen to the people who say that America is trillions of dollars in debt. Those dirty liars.
2.) Americans are so accepting of others, especially if they are different.
Everyone who has ever been to the United States of America knows that we are very accepting people. Are you gay? Muslim? Christian? Atheist? Fat? Skinny? Black? White? Do you have 2 heads? Don't worry. We are okay with people who are different and we accept them all.
3.) Americans as a whole are extremely smart.
We know what's best for p
Why respect religion?It is often said that we must respect the religious beliefs of others. Simply put, I don't. That is not to say that I see religious people as less deserving of equal protection, but I do not see their beliefs as fundamentally reasonable and worthy of respect, and I think that this claim that we must respect the rights of others undermines our ability to have substantive debates on moral and political issues, by treating certain ideas as immune from debate and criticism. Why, as an atheist, should I respect those who believe, on religious conviction, that atheists should be put to death? Should I not show them the same amount of respect they show me?Why respect religion?4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
The evidence in favor of most religions is weak or nonexistent. I focus on the religions I am most familiar with, but I have reason to believe that other religions have the same general flaws, as these flaws appear to be intrinsic to religion and not simply features of a few specific religions. One key flaw in religion is reliance on faith.
What is wrong with fan characters?So what is really wrong with having a fan character?What is wrong with fan characters?6 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
Apparently, theres something wrong with having one. And having one with a very developed story that intertwines with the characters of said fandom (assume its Naruto and I WILL destroy you). What really is wrong with having one is beyond me, but it seems if you do a few stories with fan characters, or original characters to be specific, the story will go unread.
Really, are you that shallow-minded?
Ive been writing fanfictions on and off for years now, since 2004, varying between what my interests were at that point. So YES I have a Naruto one, BACK. OFF. It was originally going to be a different story, but I got so pissed off with people saying it was amazing, I revamped it and now its just basically smut with a bit of a plot. And its STILL faved and commented on with a Continue please (insert annoyed s
BitterweedBitterweed3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
the crows have taken their pound of flesh and eaten it raw,
dragging their voices down the chalkboard sky.
medicated, i watch them feed with empty Auschwitz eyes,
every day is the same claustrophobic affair over again.
i miss the taste of axenic fear in my throat,
but my new world is monochrome and i am forced to swallow their synthetic ambrosia.
twisted into my fetal pose, i mark the walls misted from my metric breath,
they say those in glass houses.. but i have no stones to throw
or i would waste this crystal mausoleum from the inside.
they nailed my wings to the floor,
they keep me tranquilized and tell me this is home.
the shower drains are clotted with famous last words,
this is where savages and wandering savants come to die.
i am the leaden albatross around my own neck,
my metamorphosis brought me here.
Internet WarsMake wars?Internet Wars4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
...Then accept their wounds.
Guide on DRAMA LLAMAS ver 1.1 THIS IS A MUST READ and spreadGuide on DRAMA LLAMAS ver 1.14 years ago in Academic Essays More Like This
My Definition DRAMA LLAMA
[DEVIANT TYPE] deviant manipulator (I the same family as TROLLS)
A drama llama Is a person that uses drama to controls others by ranting , scape goating , complaining and crying troll.
In order too manipulate others into sympathy + views , points , watches , comments , attacking others and eta.
DRAMA LLAMA (Urban dictionary)
THE WONDERFUL DRAMA LLAMA (Deviant-art)Its about high school but it works on da just as well.
HOW TO SPOT A DRAMA LLAMA
This is Easy
look at there journal , polls , news articles and so on if most of them are negative you've got a drama.
HERE'S SOME EXAMPLES OF SUBJECTS
PEOPLE HATE ME
MY ART SUCKS
My LIFE SUCKS
I'M THINK Of DEACTIVATING MY ACCOUNT
Neko Neko Kawaii DesuNeko Neko Kawaii Desu4 years ago in Humor More Like This
((AN: This is an AU fanfiction, meaning it's ALTERNATE UNIVERSE. Light has the Death Note, he keeps it secret. He isn't crazy. He's friends with L, and everyone is pretty much a normal kid in High School. ))
**SN: If the note above did not send you running in the other direction, then here is my note; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woySeSNBL3o&NR=1 **
Yuki started to panic. (You would panic too if you were suddenly thrust into a bare boned plot line that zips along faster than a bullet train. With an overused Animu fangirl name no less!) She was finally in High School! and man was it stressful, yet she was happy at the same time. (I hope she takes an English class where they do DOL. What if Jose Saramago went around puking random exclamation marks in a sentence? Something tells me Blindness wouldn't have gotten the Nobel then.) She walked into the class room, her chin-length pink hair fell into her eyes and her neko tail (You're not Japanese. As far as I
Dear Guardian Angel...Dear Guardian Angel, whatever your fucking name may be,Dear Guardian Angel...4 years ago in Letters More Like This
You suck at your job. I think it's time you had a mid-life crisis and got another one that you're more suited for.
From, your contemptuous human.
CultivationTime moves slowly, even soCultivation5 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
there always is a time to grow,
a time to live, a time to die
time to laugh, and time to sigh
under the weight of toil
working the soil
and when all's refined
all is dust.
But this is not a prophecy
or wise words long forgotten
but the world in plain sight
for all to see.
But even this revelation
is not an admission
of darkness breaking
across a violet sky.
No, it is a call to action.
A dawn awaits our setting sun
a dawn we see within our young.
And the only way we see it shine?
Toil and blood and aches and time--
Yes, time moves slowly, but even so
without good men
no light will show
An Analysis of Deviant Art's AsshatteryAn Analysis of Deviant Art's Asshattery3 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
As many of us are well aware, there are many fundamental issues with the way Deviant Art functions as a website. The site is often slow or all-out unresponsive, people have no privacy and protection, and other problems exist that the staff simply doesn't care to resolve. Despite these problems and many others, the most we see in the way of site updates is aesthetic tweaks and piddly, unnecessary destination re-routes.
As far as I can gather, there are four basic issues with Deviant Art that desperately need to be changed. There are probably more, but they will be saved for a later article if they are brought to my attention. Each issue I see will be discussed and solutions will be proposed. It is not necessarily my hope to receive a Daily Deviation on this, and I certainly don't expect the staff to actually take it into consideration, but I do hope to at least share my thoughts on the issues I've experienced in my 2.5 years as a De
Reasons Twilight ExistsSomething else to hate onReasons Twilight Exists5 years ago in Emotional More Like This
Gives nightmares to kids
Gives people false hopes
Worth a good laugh
Makes a great debate discussion
I can easily get on someone's nerves by saying "Twilight is the worst"
Easy to make fun of
Keeps Van Hellsing, Zero, and Alucard busy
Great Burning Material
Great for Mr. Kitty's litter Box
It makes Twihaters look smart
It makes Twitards look freakin' stupid
Makes amateur writer's feel good because they that they are at least better than Stephanie Meyer
Fan girls needed more to lower their IQ's
It is a ploy by the government to keep us stupid and uneducated grunts.
It exists to lower our general IQ for when the aliens begin invading
It exists as a cruel method of torture
My handwriting sucksMy handwriting sucks3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
My handwriting sucks big time
but right now I gotta pee
or my bladder will explode.
As I'm no mermaid at sea.
I swear I will find a rhyme
if I do it near a tree
or while squatting on the road.
Ode to a lavatory.
BullyWhen I was a minor, I was heavily bullied throughout my public schooling life. That is preschool all the way to senior year. I was bullied for various reasons; for being too smart, for having crooked teeth, for liking cats, for "being too manly", for being friendly... and it destroyed me. I have attempted suicide twice in my life and have permanently been inflicted with depression. I also have an extremely hard time socializing and standing up for myself, because any time I had tried to do so in my past, only made things worse for me...Bully3 years ago in Letters More Like This
I got it not only from other students, but also from teachers and school boards, who discriminated against me in various ways. What was I to do? No adult would help me, in fact they told me it was all my fault and I deserved it, they told me to stop standing up and to stop being who I am. It made me for the longest time a walking zombie, unable to express myself and my desires, because I had lost hope.
And this is by no means a unique case whatsoever fo
The ExcusesTop Excuses I Hear from Thieves and Rule BreakersThe Excuses4 years ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
1.EVERY1 DOSE IT!!!!!111!!!
This one is never well written... Just because other people do it doesn't make it okay. If it's against the rules I will report it. I don't care who you are or who else is doing it. If you give me examples I'll report them to. After all, if crazy people started shooting other people in the face would you start doing it too? Apparently koaumae5918 has seen "Well everyone steals! We're stealing the alphabet!" I've seen this one as well...No. No it doesn't work that way stupid.
2. UR STOOPID. UR A TROLL.
This one isn't an excuse, but I hear it a lot. It's never well written either... Me or anyone else reporting you doesn't make us trolls. We aren't harassing you. We're trying to show you what you've done wrong so you don't get banned, suspended, or reprimanded.
3. You aren't a mod! You can't report me!
DA relies on members to re
Hetalia Drabble Series -- Allies Set"Francis, why don't you share one of your sentences as a goodbye to the class?"Hetalia Drabble Series -- Allies Set3 years ago in Stories & Vignettes More Like This
It was the last day of senior year, and since you had a half-day, French class was your last class of the day before you left the school for good. You perked your head up a bit, interested in what one of the less popular kids in the class had to say. He slowly stood up and made his way towards the front, taking small steps as he did so. Once he got to the front, he coughed into his hand and opened his mouth, a small tint of red dusting his cheeks.
"J'ai eu une bonne année. Tout ce que j'ai à dire, c'est " Francis' eyes turned towards you, his face growing brighter by the second. He gulped again and turned his body towards you, looking right into your eyes as he said the last part. "Je t'aime, [Name]."
"Alright, the next thing is 'I would like some, please.'" Yao pointed to the board, where a bunch of Chinese symbols were written, and how to say it in Chinese written under the words. You g
The Best Case for God: RefutedThe Best Case for God: Refuted4 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
Pay it "Foreword"
I recently came across an ingenious website written to argue in favor of the existence of Yahweh, the Christian God. The argument presented is impressive, if only for its crafty misdirection and intellectual sleight-of-hand. The website is the work of Rich Deem, who seems very intelligent and well-educated. In this way he provides evidence for Michael Shermer's quote, "smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons."
As I wrote this book, I began by focusing on the linked article about whether atheists have disproven God, and then branched out to other parts of the website later. I then found even more interesting arguments from William Lane Craig and addressed them as well. I've also included a fe
I Hate Being A Womani hate being a womanI Hate Being A Woman3 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
i hate being so complex
always doing the opposite of what i say
and a whole fucking library in the head about rules for love and sex
i hate having periods
and these goddamn mood swings
cries, laughs, shouts, smiles and eats chocolate at the same time
and why do i need all these stupid "on sale" things?
i hate having a vagina
it's way to difficult to understand
it's size is questionable, and no map will ever find that damn clitoris
penis gets in, baby comes out, but in the end, the only thing that really touches it is your own hand
i hate having shapes
no matter how my body looks, it just gets wrong
boobs and ass never getting perfect, and every inch of the skin just has to be free of body hair
where the hell is all the sensitive areas, what the hell turns me on?
i hate wearing dresses
always blowing up my thighs
high fucking heels, lots of goddamn make up, stupid expensive bags
the hair wont stay down, it just ends with long, restless sighs
i hate being a girl
Ten Easy Ways to Be AcceptedTen Easy Ways to Be Accepted5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Want to be loved? Want to be accepted by all? Then take these ten easy steps to acceptance and popularity!
1. Quit bathing/showering altogether. Nobody likes somebody who doesn't smell like they just came out of the sewers after jogging for over thirty-five hours non-stop while covered in feces!
2. Only wear black. All other colors are obsolete and made for those stoopid non-wrist-slicing prpz. Regardless of gender, you should also wear hooker outfits. The more body hair that shows, the better!
3. It is blasphemy for anyone to spell anything right. u mst tlk liek dis. nao nu 1 cn undastind u bcuz u tip liek a rturd.
4. Pick a religion. Not the world-known religions, but the religions of the internet. Your choices in your god(s) are anime, anime characters, manga, manga characters, wolves, other beautiful animals, Stephanie Meyer, Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, and yourself. If you want to be TRULY AWESOME, go for all of the above.
Love Nordic5 (ReaderxNordics) Ch. 3 Chapter 3Love Nordic5 (ReaderxNordics) Ch. 33 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alright! This is your room, ___________. It might be a bit dusty " Tino opened the door to a comfortable looking room, and gestured for me to go inside.
The room had a flawless wooden floor, and the walls were painted a tannish-color. It was very warm, and inviting, and consisted of the colors red, brown, dark green Overall it was very nice.
"Thanks a lot, Tino. It's really nice." I said after taking a seat on the bed, and bouncing up and down on it a bit. It was really comfy, and squishy
"I'm glad! If you ever need anything, just ask, OK?" Tino closed the door, and left me in my new room. I rose from the bed, and walked over to a large window near the foot of the bed. As I examined the window, I thought of something. This house was huge. And I mean, really huge. How was I supposed to find my way around?
I walked over to the door, and slowly pushed it open. I walked into the hall
Twilight-Uncensored Ch.6ReviewTwilight-Uncensored Ch.6Review4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Review of Chapter Six
By Stephenie Meyer
So after many long days of keeping this thing as far from my physical person as possible, I must return to complete my duty. What is my duty you ask? Killing myself very slowly in the worst possible way ever. So, in order to do this task, I grab Sheepie and the copy of Twilight I borrowed from the bookstore with no intention of returning. [No, I'm dead serious, I may have apprehended that book without legal rights to do so.]
For a brief [and we mean brief] recap:
Bella Swan moves to Forks.
Meets Edward Sexy Pants.
Nothing of importance happens.
There. You're caught up.
I mean, I could delve into unnecessary detail about what happened in the five previous torture sessions I've put myself through for your sick entertainment, but then you'd just be lazy assholes. Go read the previous five chapters, you bastards.
I'm just kidding, I love you...somewhat.
So, I begin this chapter with Princess Bella reading Macbeth like the