Big Hungry Guys
Big Hungry Guys
by ericstripe as a gift to ilbv
Agua lumbered tiredly down the quiet street. He angrily grumbled about as much as his big round empty stomach did, and for good reason. Most restaurants were closed this time of night, and even if they were open, he wouldn't be able to pay. The 8 foot aqua-blue lizard hadn't eaten in hours, and it was starting to bother him.
"Grrr.... that does it, first guy I see outside is mine..."
It was a good thing he decided on this, because as soon as he turned the corner, lo and behold, a human in a red shirt and jeans stood at a bus stop. His mouth watered a bit, but he backpedaled behind the corner and thought to himself.
"Okay, okay. You have to charge him. It's dark over here, so he can't see you.", the hungry lizard mumbled to himself. "Just charge em' and eat em'. That's it."
"Are you okay?"
The lizard jumped a bit and saw that the human no longer stood a few feet away. He was next to him, though it didn't seem that he heard Agua's rambling.
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The doorbell chimed for the first time on Halloween night. ilbv had been busy all day getting ready. "Oh, kids are finally here." ilbv loved kids, and he was always eager to see what imaginative costumes awaited him.
He grabbed the bowl he had set out full of candy and walked to the door. Opening it he was greeted by the joyous words "trick or treat!" ilbv saw three small kids holding out candy bags that were nearly bulging full already. The kids were adorable and all were in scary costumes. ilbv jumped back in mock fear and uttered a yell to delight the children. Suddenly ilbv's Minotaur bodyguard Garth came racing down the hall. His heavy hooves thumped along the floor. "I'll save you!" he yelled.
As ilbv turned to look at him, Garth had opened his mouth wide and brought it down over ilbv. Garth lifted his head and swallowed ilbv with two quick gulps. ilbv slipped off Garth's tongue and found himself inside the stomach within seconds. Garth licked his lips and burped, pa
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Creep Koopa (14 Nov 23:58): *belches loudly*
Me (15 Nov 0:00): whew, smelly breath *waves hand infront of nose*
Creep Koopa (15 Nov 0:00): Hehehe well ya ain't hangin' no air freshner in there that's fer sure lil guy :3
Me (15 Nov 0:01): where? *puzzeled face*
Creep Koopa (15 Nov 0:01): *yawns his jaws open and points*
Me (15 Nov 0:02): *blushes*
Creep Koopa (15 Nov 0:04): *grins as he leans in close letting you get a good look*
Me (15 Nov 0:06): *backs up against wall with nervous chuckle, getting that good look. So big, so green*
Creep Koopa (15 Nov 0:07): *winks at you over his huge muzzle and lick at you*
Me (15 Nov 0:08): *shivers as large long tongue tastes me*
Creep Koopa (15 Nov 0:09): mmmm you know what I could do with a nice tongue massage *chuckles deeply*
Me (15 Nov 0:10): *blinks as tongue retreats slightly*
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How to Disappoint a Dragon (and cheer him up again)
ilbv was wandering through his dark garden at 3 in the morning. He had been trying to fall asleep for hours and he felt that a bit of fresh night air would stimulate his body and make him tired. ilbv checked on his tomatoes and cucumbers, his corn and carrots, his beans and pumpkins. The fruit garden was coming along well and as ilv passed, he helped himself to a few raspberries. A swift breeze sailed by and whipped his nightgown like a cape. ilbv shuddered and felt his eyes grow exceedingly heavy. "A cold glass of water, and I'll go to bed", ilbv thought to himself. As ilbv reached for his back door's handle, a swishing flap caught his attention. The wind picked up gently and ilbv turned to look into the nearly full, beautiful moon. He saw who was making the flapping noise and smiled dreamily. With the moonlight to his back, Ryuu, the majestic black and red anthropomorphic dragon beat his huge wings as he lowered himself into
The DogThe Dog2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
by ilbv and Shoaryon
ilbv had been online for hours. "Gosh I need to get some air, I'm rotting myself silly". Closing his laptop, he stood up and stretched. "Fresh air is a good thing anyway."
Getting his jacket from the hall closet, ilbv slipped it on and walked out the door, being sure to lock it. He slipped the key into his pocket and inhaled deeply the fresh air. Smiling to himself, he walked down his driveway and turned left on the adjoining sidewalk.
As ilbv walked down the highway there's a rustle, a limping form of a large dog was stumbling from the bushes. He barked, whining and tumbling on some rocks. The canine smacks his side on the ground and just lays there, panting from the struggle it took to get there far. His leg is bruises and slightly bleeding.
ilbv stopped suddenly, watching the animal moan and struggle. "oh dear." ilbv said half aloud. He hurried over to the animal and keeping back a few paces he held a hand out,
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The cold breeze of the night sky was upon him. He knew he was in danger. This was dragon territory. With nothing but the stars to guide him, ilbv continued his trek along the dense jungle path. Foliage constantly brushed against his body, making him itch. 'I have to get to a wider path.' He thought. 'All this noise is sure to attract some sort of attention.'
For the human, the last thing he wanted was attention. He wanted to remain silent and hidden from view from anything that might consider him a snack. As much as he might want to find a dragon, he did not want to meet the insides of one.
ilbv followed the pathway for a few more miles until he reached a divide. To his left was a path covered in bushes and assorted plants. To his right was a wide path, yet a claw mark of a dragon was embedded into the dirt near his feet.
"Oh boy. What path should I take? The one to the left will just attract attention, yet I might get eaten if I take the
How To Trust A DragonHow To Trust A Dragon3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
by ilbv and Dragonsurfer
A green dragon named Kiya was walking through the forest, his belly growled loudly with hunger as he looked for food. Grumbling to himself as he was unable to catch anything all day and was now starving so bad. Soon he does begin to pick up the scent of something good nearby as he heads in the general direction to investigate.
What Kiya actually smelt was a who. The who, was a human being walking through the forest. ilbv had been lost in the woods for days. He had been chased and pursued by all kinds of wild beasts. He was almost eaten by a bear, but he managed to slip out of its mouth and hit it hard on the head with a large rock. The woods were a dangerous place, and ilbv was only a weak, nearly defenceless human. Humans were the bottom of the food chain around here, and ilbv was surprised he had lasted this long.
Kiya murred at the smell as he followed it until he saw the human, licking
ComfortedComforted2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
by Husky Docherty and ilbv
Husky Docherty: Ah hello there
Husky Docherty: funny I just messaged about your journal you posted
ilbv: yeah, I'm pretty upset
Husky Docherty: Dawwww
Husky Docherty: *Slowly begins to coil you up in big warm furry husky naga coils* Shhhhh it's ok *nuzzles*
Husky Docherty: Just ignore those kinda trolls hun
ilbv: *whimpers and trembles*
Husky Docherty: It's ok ^^ *massages you in his soft and comfy furry coils as they massage up and down your body comforting and warming you*
ilbv: *sniffles and cries slightly* My feelings are really hurt
Husky Docherty: You're fine no one will hurt you now *nuzzles*
Husky Docherty: Mmmm you wanna be put somewhere warm and soft?
ilbv: *sniffles* wh-where?
Husky Docherty: *Noses* Mmmm in my belly of my coils of course
ilbv: *swallows nervously and trembles* y-y-yo-you want to e-e-eat me?
Husky Docherty: *Smirks a little* Daww you're so cute and shy I just wanna eat you all up very much so *hiss chuckles*
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Hunted to the End
by ilbv & NickReen
ilbv: Happy Birthday! I hope it was excellent!
Nick: and you're just in time :3
Nick: remember what i said last night?
Nick: btw, how did you sleep last night?
ilbv: I was comfy
ilbv: you kept me warm
Nick: now we shall play
Nick: and you shall be my meal :3
Nick: now, do you want to have a weapon to defend yourself with?
ilbv: okay...but what is the point?
Nick: I am hungry
Nick: you are a meal
ilbv: I might hurt you...who am I kidding
Nick: you might
Nick: but I will be okay
Nick: just worry about yourself ;3
ilbv: okay, I will
ilbv: My goal is to survive
Nick: now wanna pick a gun?
ilbv: H-how big will you be?
Nick: I will be normal anthro
ilbv: what gun do you suggest?
Nick:*hands you a Barretta m93raffica*
Face to Face with a TigerFace to Face with a Tiger2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Face To Face With a Tiger
by OD_Tiger and ilbv
ODtiger: Hello ilbv
ilbv: oh wow, h-hi
ODtiger: Relax lil guy. How's it goin?
ilbv: okay, uh, thank you for accepting me.
ODtiger: Don't worry about it heh
ilbv: how's it going...uh, well I just finished some drawing
ODtiger: Its goin good thanks lil guy. Anything I can help ya with?
ilbv: you want to help me?
ilbv: *looks up at you* I..don't know.
ODtiger: chuckles and settles back on the sofa
ilbv: can I..sit with you?
ODtiger: nods "Sure lil guy"
ODtiger: pats the remaining space on the sofa
ilbv: *blushing, climbs onto the couch, sitting beside the large tiger*
ilbv: you are a tiger right?
ODtiger: for the most part, yes
ODtiger: Kinda surprising to see a human around though
ODtiger: shrugs "I just rarely see any around"
ilbv: well I assume there is a reason for that...
ilbv: we humans aren't really part of the furry crowd
ODtiger: chuckles "All furries have some human in em lil guy"
ilbv: *gulp* oh..you are probabl
GuestGuest2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Jett, slow down! It's only Company." ilbv said, setting a tray of sandwiches down on the coffee table. Jett was rushing around the room with a Swiffer Duster and wiping every surface. "Only Company!?" he said indignantly, "That's like saying well, I don't know actually, but never mind! I want the house to look wonderful."
ilbv folded his arms and raised an eyebrow, "Well, you've been at this all morning, at least take a break and eat. Here," ilbv took the Swiffer and replaced the wiping pad. "I'll keep cleaning, you grab a bite."
"Oh I'll grab something and bite into it." Jett said under his breath, but ilbv didn't hear him.
Jett was so excited that he scarcely bit into his lunch but just downed them like pills.
Thunder clopped his way down the stairs followed by the twins, William and Ace. William was a wolf-fox like Jett and Ace was a Horse like thunder but they had their opposite parent's colors. Being a horse, Ace was already taller th
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Bill's stomach rumbled. He quickly looked down at it and placed his hand over it. After a few pats, it stopped and Bill quickly looked around to see if anyone had noticed.
Guests were going about their business as usual.
Bill sighed with relief.
It seemed that since he had taken the job as new Museum security guard, all Bill wanted to do was eat. He was an 8ft anthro bull and ate seven times a day before the job. Now in every spare minute, he ate something.
Since he was closely related to the Minotaur species, he had dreams and desires to eat people.
Now, he was walking among them and they came in droves to admire the displays of the museum. Bill would have gobbled up dozens of people if he had been a real Minotaur, or even just really hungry, but he knew that he would be killed if he ever tried such an act.
Bill ate a fridge full of food and a large section of the park lawn everyday before work just to get him through until his lunch break.
JettJett3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The apples rolled all over the freshly mopped floor and a select few crunched and spewed their guts for all the world to see. That last fact was pretty much true, because the whole thing had been caught on surveillance tape, and some employee with a sadistic sense of humor would make that Youtube's next viral hit within moments. Not to mention the two teens that had whipped out their camera phones and were streaming the collapse live. From the innocent and accidental knock of the mop handle into the bottom of the pile, to the avalanche and the red faced employee who had just screwed up.
The teens jeered at the employee and zoomed in on his name tag: ilbv
"Now the whole world can know what a screw-up you are!" they taunted, as the employee dropped the mop handle and tried desperately to pick up rolling apples. He was shaking and muttering under his breath, clearly flustered.
The PA rang out, "ilbv, please report to the head office". The teens stifled laughs
Cravings - Part 1 (Totodile Vore Story)As the sun set, Totodile sat at his hidden beach, content to watch the orange sphere drift below the horizon. He always came here whenever his vorish cravings came, to avoid hurting anyone. The first time it happened he accidentaly swallowed an Oddish whole. He was able to hold back digesting it, but since then he'd been an outcast. His stomach rumbled and he sighed. He turned when he heard the bushes rustling. His eyes widened with fear as he saw a young Oshowatt stumble out of the bushes. His stomach rumbled again, and he tried his best to control his insatiable hunger. "Oh, hello! I don't think we've met! What are you doing out here?" Totodile gritted his teeth, and stood. "You don't belong here. This is my hidden beach." It sounded mean, but he had to get this little pokemon away from him. Oshawott skipped up to him, and looked past him to the sunset. "Wow, what a view!" She sat down on the sand, and he felt saliva pooling in his mouth. If he didn't get her away soon, he was boundCravings - Part 1 (Totodile Vore Story)2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
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by ilbv and Flayer325
The wind was bitter cold and the sky was black as night, because it was indeed night. Like an enormous inkwell spilled over the sky and only the minute pricks of light that were the stars sparkled down on the slumbering North.
The Ice and snow of the Artic was so vast and deserted, not even polar bears and penguins roamed the surface of the top of the world. A lone igloo was situated on the snowy turf and wind whipped dusty snow around its egg-like exterior. A small light was penetrating through the thick ice and snow blocks that made up this shelter, for within the dome was ilbv, wrapped in seal skin blankets and furs. He was wearing an outfit, common with the attire of an Eskimo. In fact his Eskimo guide had left with the dogsled to go and gather more provisions from the base. The only problem was that it had been fifteen hours since ilbv had seen his guide or the dogs. He was alone, and although warm, he had no food.
What he didn't know was that his g
The Blue WolfThe Blue Wolf2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Blue Wolf
“Jango you worry way too much about the silliest things!” Jett was laughing and pulling his little brother along by the wrist. Jango was tugging back but Jett was bigger and stronger so his paws just slid along the ground as the two of them made their way down the hall.
“J-Jett…I don’t want to! He is going to think I’m weird or something!” Jango protested.
Jett snorted and looked back at Jango his ears perked, “What makes you say that?”
Jango gestured to himself with his free arm and hand, “uh, hello, Blue!”
Jett shrugged, “So what if you are a blue wolf, I’m black and white, you don’t see me complaining.” They walked a few more steps before Jett added, “AND, I wear a red neckerchief. How many wolves do you know who wear a red neckerchief?”
Jango rolled his eyes, “Why can’t you just call it a scarf?” Jett grumbled deep in his chest,
An Uneventful SwimAn Uneventful Swim2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
An Uneventful Swim
- by Wade the Orca
It was a beautiful, crisp, clear day when ilbv decided to go swimming. The water was clear, and the waves crashed softly against the shore. The day was perfect, and couldn't have been better. He swam out a little farther and relaxed in the ocean, letting the waves roll under him. He hoped to get some down time before he bodysurfed into shore.
He sighed as he felt all the stress from the previous week wash away. He lay in the water for a while; then opened his eyes, noticing that he had been floating for a while. The large swells that were flowing beneath him had practically stopped. He started treading water as he looked around. The shore was quite a distance away. In fact, so were the waves. In a moment, he realized that he had been slowly swept out to sea. He was about to swim back when he noticed a few fins circling him. An anthro shark slowly sur