Herge and Tintin 20 years after in 1949Herge and Tintin 20 years after in 19493 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hergé: c'mon, c'mon!
Tintin: I'm coming hello!
Hergé: hello, old man!
Hergé: now, you're 20 years!
Tintin: OLD MAN TO ME?! I'M YOUNG! BUT LOOK AT THAT STUFF SO, WHAT IS HE?
Hergé: I know. Yes, I'm old, do you believe I dead? But you're still the shame.
Tintin: mhmhmh!!! (yes)
Hergé: indeed I'll tell you: When there won't be this hand
Hergé: you'll live on!
Tintin: BUT SHUT UP! IT ISN'T TRUE!!! Sob
Hergé: yes, yes, I know, It's stupid
Tintin: sob sob sigh
Hergé: cheer up! Today is our party! You know what? you're twenty, I'm fourty, chic together make sixty!
Tintin: AHAHAHAHAH!!! Wait a moment (he passes the ball with the head)
Hergé: Belgium '60, Grand Prix in June! That without pulling kicking, modesty aside, we too are champions!
Tintin: eh yes,yes,yes!
Hergé: well bye,
Baby's lullabyall of the children went to their beds,Baby's lullaby3 years ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
a soft starry light guarding their heads;
hush now baby, don't you weep,
silence is just music put to sleep.
A Valentine's ValentineA Valentine's Valentine4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
(This takes place in Vincent Valentine's point of view (F.F. VII fanfiction)
'I can hear them talking I catch their accusing irises peering at me from the corner of their eyes Honestly, is it that much of a bemusement to see a man eating in a restaurant by himself? Why is it that every visit to this same place, these same walls, the same red leather seat, never fails to draw towards me every glance and glare from every passerby? Their sneering eyes drift to the metal armor on my left appendage. They don't think I can hear, but I know what they whisper when they murmur their words into each other's ears.'
'Am I a lonely man, returning to this place because my lover has abandoned me?
Am I a homeless man who can only find comfort in these concrete walls?
Or am I just an old fool who has nothing better to do with his Sunday evening than come out and eat at the same place, with the same food on my plate?
I almost find myself
.:Medical Observations:..:You Know You're An Autobot Medic When:..:Medical Observations:.9 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
o You believe that all fluid leaks stop... eventually.
o You find humour in other's stupidity.
o You believe that 90% of your patients are a poor excuse for a protoform.
o Discussing dismemberment over a few rounds of high grade seems perfectly normal to you.
o Your idea of a good time is a full system crash at shift change.
o You believe in aerial spraying of tranquillisers.
o You disbelieve 90% of what you are told and 75% of what you see.
o You have your time off planned for a year in advance.
o You encourage an obnoxious patient to sign a self-discharge form so you don't have to deal with them any longer.
o You believe that the commanders should require a permit from the High Council to do anything more dangerous than scratch their afts.
o You believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, it's really quiet isn't it?"
Howrse Layout Coding TutorialSo, welcome to my layout coding tutorial. I hope you actually learn something, even with my *very* bad explaining skills!Howrse Layout Coding Tutorial5 years ago in Comedy More Like This
This is the end code for the layout, it's very simple but hopefully you'll be able to progress. If you have any questions PM me on Howrse or DeviantArt.
This Immortal Coil, Part 18This Immortal CoilThis Immortal Coil, Part 183 years ago in Drama More Like This
Disclaimer: All recognizable characters are the property of Yana Toboso and Square Enix, Co. Ltd. I don't own them; I just examine all their possibilities.
Chapter 18: Friendly concern for one's well-being
6 April, 1890
Reaper Dispatch Offices - London
A large white envelope appeared on top of the pile of papers in William's "In" box. He just needed to look up from his typing and see the shape and the green seal to know who sent this. William rolled his eyes and let out a long sigh. Of course the Council sent him something while he was already in the middle of a massive pile of paperwork; those codgers always had impeccable timing.
William snatched the envelope off the pile, pushing aside everything else he was working on to give this is full attention. He opened the envelope with the brass letter opener already poised on his desk and ripped out the letter inside.
We are notifying you that the Sutcliff/Cornwall case is officiall
Austria x Hungary oneshot - PlansAustria x Hungary oneshot - Plans3 years ago in Settings More Like This
Austria sat in the large room at the back of his house, looking absentmindedly out into the back garden. He was thinking about her again, she, the girl with the gorgeous brown hair and green eyes that he admired so much. This caused him to feel some discomfort; he thought she'd never like him. He thought that she was so far out of his reach; her beauty was only going to belong to someone that possessed the equal. He figured that all he could do was try so he was beginning to set a plan into action, a plan that would either be perfect and get her to notice him, or cause her to completely reject him. It was a chance he thought he had to take. He didn't realise that she was thinking along the same lines as him.
Hungary was lying in the grass of Austria's large backyard, looking up to the clouds that floated by. She was humming a song that Mr Austria used to play for her. He was always on her mind; there wasn't a moment when something didn't remind her of his handsom
Hunting the WitchHunting the Witch:Hunting the Witch3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I tracked her down to a squalid cave
Where the entrance smelled of rotting flesh.
Putrid and vile, bloated with maggots;
It stung the nose with every breath.
I avoided choking and steeled my will
For the mouth was a facade to deter the weak.
But the inside was opulent, rich and vibrant;
It matched the prey which I had to seek...
She sat in the center, confident and calm
Displayed on a throne of solid gold.
She wore a dress of beautiful silk
Red in colour, and very bold...
Her scent reminded me of gentle flowers
It soothed the soul to behold this sight.
She appeared in the form of an ancient goddess;
Bathed in a pillar of mystical light...
Do you like what you see, my dearest hunter?
She cooed in musical twit.
I'm afraid I do, my fairest lady
I'll admit that I liked her a bit.
She smiled and stood from her golden throne;
Coming close without a hint of fear...
She licked her lips and smiled at me
Shall I please you now my dear?
A Little Piece Of Heaven-Pt.1Stelios was not the bravest Mauskin, and he knew it.A Little Piece Of Heaven-Pt.17 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Running away from the orphanage was quite possibly the first brave thing he had ever done. Calling the hell he had just left behind an "Orphanage" was being almost entirely too kind. Damp floors to sleep on, no space for yourself when you are boarding with at least a dozen or so other orphans in a single room and endless chores was no way for a young boy to live.
Not that Stelios ever had any reason to be hopeful or even self-confident in himself while he lived in that dreadful place.
He was rather gangly and awkward for a Mauskin. While others had large rounded ears, his were considered rather small. His feet on the other hand, were very large and caused him to stumble at the worst times. His short brown hair was an unkempt mess that sat upon his head as if it had never seen a brush before. The tuft on his tail was the same way and would stand up on end whenever he was scared or startled. He was proud of his eyes though. They were a
Smokes and Mirrors O2.Smokes and Mirrors O2.4 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Tom and Jena made it to the club. "Tom we shouldn't be doing this." Jena complained. "I just want to see what they're up too and then we can leave." Tom laced hands with Jena so they wouldn't get lost in the crowd.
"Tom why cant you just move on from her?" Jena shouts over the music. "I can't don't you see I love her to death and I will not let her go." Tom fussed.
"Alright." Jena nods and they continue to spy on us.
Ashley and I was having a grand time but Bill didn't like the way he was acting around me. He held me close to me tightly. I had no idea what was going on cause I was getting drunk off champagne. Bill smiled down at me because I was having a good time but he didn't like Ashley.
"We should get home Mika. The night is growing late." He whispered. He could tell that someone was following us. "Ashley it's only midnight lets stay for another hour at least." I told him. "Mika please I want to spend the rest of the night with you I have a surprise for you at my place."
Unbroken Bond Chapter One"What?" Madison choked out, tears welling up in her green eyes. Her husband, Spencer, squeezed her hand for comfort, but she ignored it. The words that were spoken to her didn't feel true. How could this happen? This couldn't be real, could it? Please tell her it was a joke.Unbroken Bond Chapter One3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
"I'm very sorry, Mrs. Swan. But it didn't make it." The doctor in front of her, said, his eyes looming over the clip board in his hands.
Madison's chest heaved with pain, as she tried to think it all over in her head, but it just didn't seem possible. "Please tell me, you're joking!" Madison cried, standing up and leaning toward the doctor with crying eyes, in hopes that he would point and laugh at her saying, 'Fooled you!'.
"Madison." Spencer whispered. He knew just how much she was feeling.
The doctor turned to her, making his white lab coat sway across the floor. "I'm afr
Denial pt. 5/10 - USUK Chubby!AmericaTitle: Denial pt. 5/10 - USUK Chubby!AmericaDenial pt. 5/10 - USUK Chubby!America11 months ago in Romance More Like This
Summary: USUK Established relationship. Chubby!America America knows he looks fantastic, even with the extra chub. England would probably think so too… right?
When America hits the comfort food, he hits it harder than a blue whale falling from twenty-thousand feet. (Not that he knows this from personal experience... or anything.) After the first twenty-four hours of England still being pissed off at him, America went to the store with his SUV and returned with it piled high to the ceiling with all the sweetest, corn-syrupy, calorie-laden, godawful, delicious things that he could find in three stores combined.
England didn’t say a word to him when he came into the house bearing the “fruits” of his labors, nor did he say a word when America situated himself in front of the TV with his playstation and began to play through all the video games that he had rage-quit over the years. Nor
A Promise Chapter 6 - Dangerous GameA Promise Chapter 6 - Dangerous Game3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The laughter, excitement, selfishness, amusement, dancing, and simple-mindedness of those royals could be heard from the main corridor where another could smell the bitter cigars, sweet alcohols, and disgusting stench of humans and their sweat. The night's cold air was cool against Ramona's pale skin and made her sigh in relief. All the chaos that was going on at the party was stressful but nonetheless, Ramona knew even if she didn't want to admit it that the contemptible demon would keep a good eye on master Ciel. The fresh air filling her lungs up was so clear and tasted minty. Now standing in the middle of the garden, surrounded by a flowers that represented purity and innocence; a white rose.
Smelling the flowers, Ramona hears a twig snap behind her. Turning around she sees the last person she wants to talk to Sebastian. After her mix up of words she felt humiliated and a li
QUIZZICAL (about a very socially inept filly)QUIZZICALQUIZZICAL (about a very socially inept filly)3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chapter 1 – “A Drab Little Pony.”
Princess Celestia regarded the little pony standing before her. It was a bit disconcerting. Celestia had not thought a little pony could be drab, had not thought that drabness was a quality little ponies could possess. But here she was, standing before Celestia, contradicting her, being drab.
The unicorn filly’s name was Quizzical Greystone, and she was here interviewing for a research assistant’s position.
“I wish to thank the Princesses for receiving me,” said Quizzical. “It is an honor just to be nominated for the post.”
How To Survive a Horror Movie1. If you're a blonde, dead-meat, blondes die instantly, so dye your hairHow To Survive a Horror Movie6 years ago in Horror More Like This
2. Never sleep with another person when a killer's on the loose,doing thiswill get you killed
3. Killers usually show up at parties so don't throw one or go to one
4. Don't be high, because you'll have no clue as to what's going on
5. Don't be drunk, you'll end up dead within two seconds
6. NEVER GO ANYWHERE ALONE, SEPERATING FROM THE GROUP WILL GET YOU KILLED VERY EASILY
7. Don't where high heels, you'll trip and that gets you killed faster
8. Do not go investigate any strange noises, its the killer and you're falling in his trap
9. If you're home alone and you KNOW something's in the house, get the hell outta of the house fast (this one has actually saved my life)
10. If the killer is near you do not scream no matter what
11. If you're a guy, don't hang out with the girls, they'll scream and the killer will get you faster
12. Do not try to be heroic, just run
13. Never go upstairs, unless zombies are outside
Unlocking CharactersHere is a short guide on how to unlock characters in Sim dates by Pacthesis.Unlocking Characters4 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
1. Work untill you have 800 dollars
2. Take the train to Reton
3. Go to the theater.
4. Move the mouse around untill you see Mr. Toko pop up. Click on him
5. Buy the key and return to Cigam.
6. Click on the Garden.
1. go to the train station.
2. Click on the phone.
3. Enter santalovesme in the box and submit.
4. Go to the garden.
1. Talk to Koaru untill you have 100 EXP with him.
2. Go to the kitchen at you home and make a lunch box.
3. Return to school and give Koaru the lunch box.
4. After the cutscene plays, go to movie theather. Ren should be there.
1. Go to the beach.
2. Click the bottle.
3. Enter screwthebento in the box and click submit.
4. Go to the movie theater.
1. Go to the maze of Roses.
2. Explore until you find a key.
3. Go to the Castle.
4. Click on the do
WonderingsWonderings4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I like to wonder.
Just let any thoughts
I've had recently
Flow through my head.
They can be good
Or they can be bad.
They can be cheery
Or they can be sad.
It really doesn't matter
If it's a thought I've had.
Some thoughts I'll remember
Others I won't
Some I wish I didn't have
And others I just don't.
But enough of this jibberjabber.
The fact of the matter
Is that my mind will rot
If all it's taught
Is to sit around
With no ideas to be found.
Or if pointless rhymes
Waste my time.
So releasing it's shackles
I let it run free
Trying so hard
To make words fit
But simply accepting the fact
That some things
Aren't meant to flow perfectly
Are meant to be wondered about.
That's why sometimes
I like to wonder.
my body is a funeral servicethis morning i emptied your ashes into the sky, hoping to watch them sift through my fingers like an eagle taking flight. but the wind carried them backwards and my face became an ashtray for memories. you came back to me, like you always do, like a kiss or a reoccurring dream that i can never forget. i became cloaked in black grain, the remnants of your body. your cremated smile was caught somewhere between the stinging in my eyes and the ash on my jacket.my body is a funeral service3 years ago in Emotional More Like This
in that moment my body became a funeral service. my lips preached your names to the trees. i forgot what it was like to feel anything but hymns pressing down on my back like the heat of the sun. i smelled of incense and bones burning in a fire people are paid to create. it was more than i could bear. for weeks, i obsessed on how someone could lift a motionless shell of a body into an inferno, watch people die a second time and accept their paycheck at the end of the day.
i wanted to step into that crematorium and pluck pulses like f
GermanyXDepressed!ReaderGermanyXDepressed!Reader- the soft side he never shows...GermanyXDepressed!Reader3 years ago in Romance More Like This
Everyday he teated you like every girl deserves to be treated. Even if you never noticed. Ludwig had a sweet side that he would never show. He acted so strong in front of the other countries, but when he was around you he was as sweet as they can get. But he never really showed it until you became extreamly depressed. The first day you threatened to kill yourself was the day he showed it...
You were misserable... Tears streamed down your face every night before you went to sleep... You had had enough... Sitting at the table with your room mate Ludwig across from you, you spoke quietly.
"L-Luddy... i need to tell you something..." you said, voice cracking.
"Vat is it, ______?" He asked calmly.
"You know how depressed ive been... And....i-I just want to kill myself.... Shoot myself in the face...." You said through gritted teeth.
Ludwig just looked at you with sorrow. Then he got up and left the room. As soon as he left
4 amIt's 4 am4 am4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and you find yourself humming a tune
you heard once when you were nine
and you're screaming at the moon
because it seems to have lost its shine
It's 4 am
And all your words tangle up
and you slur as if you've had too much to drink
you're whining like a little lost pup
and cry because you've forgotten how to wink
It's 4 am
and your mind's a mess
you should go to sleep, but not just yet
your eyes start to droop, confess
and your very fingertips are filled with regret
Best Friends? -STYLE-The cold whisked around my face and nipped at my nose. Though it was colder than it has ever been, I barely noticed. My mind thought of one person; one boy. His hair was dark, black as coal. Blue eyes pierced my heart leaving a wondrous sensation behind for me to have. That skin of his, almost porcelain. Deep within me the urge to brush my fingertips on his baby textured skin grew and festered inside of me. Some call it a monster.Best Friends? -STYLE-5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Gay. Is that what I am? I chewed the word inside my mouth but it sounded so wrong. Gay is tan, muscled, dyed, and fake. I am pale, lanky, red haired, and could care less about fashion. The more I try and think about me with someone else my mind races to him. My best friend. My soul mate?
Stan Marsh. He is nine years old. I am three-quarters of an inch taller than him, but he's a few months older. We've been friends since forever and this love feels so right. At least I think I should call it love. Yet day after day I fight it off. Never daring to whisper the