Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
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Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Cold HeartTitle: Cold heartCold Heart1 year ago in Romance More Like This
Series: The Simpsons
Pairing: SkinnerXEdna, slight NedXEdna and NedXMaude
A snow storm woke her up. It was the third time this week Edna had woken up at the middle of the night because of the sound of the sound of the cold winds.
How she hated winters now.
She remembered how Skinner used to take her ice-skating on winters back when they were together and that made her hate them even more.
She looked at her husband sleeping next to her. He was mumbling her name, again… third time that week. Every time she woke up in the middle of the night she heard him calling Maude in his sleep. She sighed as she went back to sleep, being only able to stay awake the rest of the night.
The following morning he brought her breakfast to bed. It was Saturday, and Rodd and Todd were out already playing in the snow.
“Good morning, love” he happily greeted her as he kissed her forehead and handed her breakfast.
“Good morning Ned…”
Fender - Grumpy robots"Uuuggghh...." Groaned a young, hungover redhead as he pushed back his long bangs. 'I should really stop accepting Benders drinking challenges...' He thought to himself as he leant back in his chair and ruffled his hair some more.Fender - Grumpy robots5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You should really get a haircut, Fry." Stated Leela rather bluntly as she scrunched up her nose in distaste and tugged at his hair.
"Yeah, Fry... If you want I once slept with a hairdresser so I can get you in for cheaper!" Amy chirped excitedly as she flipped open her phone.
Fry looked between them both, sighed and then shrugged, "I don't know..." he started with uncertainty. "Hey, Bender..." He said slowly as he span in his chair to face his dozing, robotic best friend. "What do you think? Do you think I should get a hair cut?" He asked, pulling at his long locks with a questionable look.
Bender glared at his hair, stated a sharp "I don't care." Then stood from his chair and stormed out the room.
Fry stared after him with a rather puppy-like express
Frappuccino"The night was darker than usual, colder than usual and down right spooky." A calm voice dramatised in recall of a particularly 'heroic' tale. Or so he says.Frappuccino4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
But the young red-head had his doubts. His unconsciously rose his eyebrows and rolled his eyes in a disbelieving fashion. The large blonde in front of him pouted and he couldn't help but sigh, yet again. "Really, Zapp... you say all these stories and none of them ever check out to be remotely true." The read-head moaned, groaning even louder at how very 'Leela' he just sounded.
Zapp's pout turned into a childish frown, "B-but...I thought you liked my stories?" He turned his big blue eyes up at Fry.
Fry couldn't help but think 'cheater' as he stared at the pathetic excuse for a man in front of him. "Ugh. Let's just go get a beer. I wonder if Benders back yet..." Fry thought aloud.
"Oh! Ah...Er...No! The robot is...er...still out...at...er that...thing. Yes. Leela told me he'd be away all day and night and maybe
Rhiannon Evans BiographyRhiannon Evans Biography4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Full Name: Rhiannon Ann Elizabeth Evans.
Why was she named that: Named after her Grandmother ‘Ann Elizabeth Evans’.
Nicknames: Rhi (Most common nickname), Rhian, Evans, Blodyn (Welsh for ‘Flower’), Dami’s girl, Rhi-Ann, The Sidekick, Sweet Cheeks.
Age: Depends on the situation. Most common ages: 16 (Teenage/Young version of Rhiannon) and 26 (Adult version of Rhiannon where she has a family/job).
Date of birth: 28th of January.
Gender: Female (Obvious I know, but had to be said )
Nationality: 100% Welsh and always proud of it.
Languages she can speak: Welsh (Fluently, 1st language), English (Fluently, 2nd language), French (Some words, 3rd language).
Birthplace: Wales, UK.
Brought up/From: A little village in West Wales.
Other locations she’s lived in: Springfield, USA and New York, USA. She moved to Springfield when
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment2 weeks ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
Mr. GreenchYou're a mean one Mr. GreenchMr. Greench3 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a Quilboar,
And as charming as a Dreadlord,
You're a bad DPS,
Only pulling 10k!
You're a monster, Mr. Greench!
Your heart's the Dark Portal.
Your brain is full of Silithids.
You've got a debuff in your soul,
I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot Polearm!
You're a vile one, Mr. Greench!
You have Imps in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness,
Of a seasick Crocolisk, Mr Greench!
Given the choice between you.
I'd take the seasick Crocolisk!
You're a foul one, Mr. Greench!
You're a nasty wasty Ghoul!
Your heart is full of broken gear.
Your soul is full junk, Mr. Greench!
Three words describe you and I quote:
"Illadin, Arthas, Deathwing!"
You're a rotter, Mr. Greench!
You're the king of Overpowered Paladins!
Your hearts a dead Lasher,
Splotched with moldy black spots, Mr. Greench!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful,
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles5 years ago in Humor More Like This
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties and always tries to get them to eat vegetarian meals. Until now, her past starts haunting her and she finds her life going down the drain. But the one thing that bothers her the most: not having a boyfriend.
Bartholemew Jojo Simpson
Occupation: Student at NSHS, asst. manager of Android's Dungeon
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Hush Little MurlocHush, little murloc, don't rwlrwl a word,Hush Little Murloc1 year ago in Humor More Like This
Aranya's gonna catch you a kaliri bird.
If that kailri bird won't sing,
Aranya's gonna craft you a diamond focus ring.
If that diamond focus ring won't shine,
Aranya's gonna win you a Brewfest Stein.
If that Brewfest Stein gets cracked,
Aranya's gonna buy you a foam sword rack.
If those foam swords explode in confetti,
Aranya's gonna buy you a mechanical yeti.
If that mechanical yeti breaks down,
Aranya's gonna sew you a black embersilk gown.
If that pretty gown wears out,
Aranya's gonna brew you some Shimmer Stout.
If your mug's no longer full,
Aranya's gonna take you on a zeppelin to Grom'gol.
If that zeppelin ride's no fun,
Aranya's gonna buy you a silver-plated shotgun.
If that shotgun starts to rust,
Aranya's gonna gather you some arcane dust.
If enchantments with that dust won't take,
Aranya's gonna bake you a delicious chocolate cake.
If that chocolate cake gets spoiled,
Aranya's gonna pick you a bunch of dreamfoil.
If those nice
Gamecops Vs. Organization XIIIImagine if you will a universe, light years away from our own, where many beings from the games you know and love, live. In that universe reside many planets, all of which are the game companies we know in our world. Three of these planets are in an ongoing cold war, competing to be the greatest superpower. These worlds are powered by an incredible technology known as Consoles. Consoles are the core of their worlds, and are what power them. These magnificent creations are given to the rest of the planets, so that they can have their own power sources and they can support the super powers.Gamecops Vs. Organization XIII5 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
One of the competing superpowers is known as Microsoft. This planet values technology, as the citizens use it in their everyday lives. Their leader, Lord Microsoft, is an often greedy money grabbing businessman, with a bumbling henchman known as Mr. Gates. Their chief of defense, or their "Gamecop" as they are known as in this universe, is the Master Chief. This fierce soldier is know
The RainbowRed is for all the blood spilled because of ignoranceThe Rainbow4 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Orange is the safety that all people are entitled to yet so often denied
Yellow is joyous light in a dark world/Yellow is fear
Green is nature of which all are a part
Blue is the sadness and tears from bigotry
Indigo is regal and fabulous
Violet is just gay
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Turning you on"Can Aliens get turned on?" Dib asked, tilting his head back in thought. The one beside him was the alien in question and he just gave Dib a look that said 'are you stupid?' Dib looked over to him. "Well, are you going to tell me?" He asked again and Zim just let out a soft snort.Turning you on3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Don't be stoopid Dib-stink." He told the human. The question in it self wasn't unreasonable but it held no purpose. What was the human trying to accomplish by asking such private things like that? Zim drew his gaze down Dib's body slyly. How could this pathetic, worthless, big headed gorgeous pleasantly pale, obsessive thing be hot? It wasn't like the clothes he wore were any different from what he wore everyday, not one bit different. Zim frowned slightly as his eyes went down Dib's neck.
'Stoopid' Zim thought. But as his eyes focused more on Dib he began to see every color pigment in the boy's body. How the grayish black pants stuck to his rump and hips and how every time he seemed t
Alicia's PoemAlicia's Poem4 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Do not stand on my
grave and weep
I am not there,I do not sleep
I am in a thousands
winds that blow
Across Northrends bright
and shining snow
I am the gentle showers
On Westfall's fields
of golden grain
I am the morning
Of Stranglethorn's Jungle,
green and lush
I am in the drums loud
and grand the thunderous
hooves across Nagrand
I am the stars
over Darnassus softly
I am in the birds that
I am in each lovely thing
Do not stand at my
grave and cry
I am not their,I do
Character Creation TutorialCharacter creation is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being an artist or writer. This is where creativity can truly thrive as a person's imagination shines at its brightest as they form an image of a character that they find special. No matter what kind of art interests a person, characters tend to bring the depth needed to hook the viewer is looking for so that they can focus on the visual or literary piece.Character Creation Tutorial6 years ago in Editorial More Like This
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As previously stated, a character serves high importance in creating a memorable piece of art. Of course, this is not always the case, but that varies depending on the genre that you, the artist or writer, specialize in. Character creation is also an effective way to keep the creative juices in the brain flowing as
Engagement - Drarry OneshotHe spotted him in the corridor, it wasn't hard, he was briskly walking towards their next class. The other students had long since gone by now. "Potter." He nodded curtly.Engagement - Drarry Oneshot2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Malfoy." He said, nervously.
Draco frowned in confusion. "Why so distressed?"
"Oh, no reason." Harry quickly looked down at the floor.
Raising an eyebrow, "Really."
Blushing slightly, "yeah, sure. Forget it, it's nothing. We better get to class" Harry began walking again.
"No, Potter. I don't get it. You're suddenly excited about getting in time for History of Magic? What is wrong with you?"
"You know me, always punctual." He laughed slightly.
Draco snorted with laughter. "That is so not true."
Smiling slightly, "Oh you don't believe me?"
Draco shook his head. "I really don't." He sat down at the nearest windowsill and gazed out upon the green. "Well, you can go to class if you want, but I won't."
Harry's brow creases, "Is everything..alright?" He sits down next to Draco. "You can tell me."
Shaking his head, "No, I'
Couch - A Drarry TaleHermione broke the couch.Couch - A Drarry Tale3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
She hadn't meant to, of course, but it was what it was and what it was was that Hermione, 8 months pregnant, was a big unit and that couch was almost as old and she was.
It had taken two cups of herbal tea and all the flattery in the world to stem the unbelievable flow of tears that ensued but when she was finally gone, the couch was still broken.
Harry and Draco stood staring at it with a curious undertone of sadness.
"This is weird..." Harry finally murmured, "It's weird, right?"
Draco paused, "Well, we've had it since we moved in. We christened it that first night."
Harry smirked at the memory, "There was nothing holy about what we did on that couch."
Draco scoffed his agreement.
"We can just repair it." he suggested, flourishing his wand lazily.
Harry thought about it.
"I dunno. Maybe we could do with a new couch?"
Draco sighed, "Oh Merlin, this isn't going to turn into another one of your crusades for furniture that matches the apartment, is it?"
'Ice Ice Baby' - drarry"Fuck!"'Ice Ice Baby' - drarry3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Draco reached for Harry's hand but it was too late. Harry was already kneeling on the ground, face morphed into painful expression.
"Fuck, it hurts!"
"Come on, Hero," Draco said and reached for Harry to pull him up on his feet again.
"I love your clumsiness Harry, I really do, because I think it's adorable, but this is the second time you slipped on the ice in the last ten minutes we've been outside."
"You think I'm doing this on purpose?! It fucking hurts!"
"I know, you've mentioned it once or twice or fifty times already."
"Because it's true! And why is it, that you haven't even as much as staggered, but I'm constantly on the ground?!"
"It's called grace and we all can't have it, now can we."
Draco flashed him a bright smile and Harry scowled at him. Draco laughed.
"Oh don't be like that Harry, pouting doesn't suit you. Besides, it was your idea that we'll go out for a walk."
"But I didn't know the streets were covered entirely in ice."
The moment he said that, his foot