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The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
The Simpsons Fan Fic 1The Simpsons Fan Fic 14 years ago in Humor More Like This
Not so long ago...in a city far, far away...
"Homer, how many times have I told you to not do that to the television?!" A woman with a somewhat raspy voice scolded the overweight man with the balding head. "Marge," He said, "I'm only trying to make it more enjoyable for the whole family. Besides, I've never done this before, so it's impossible for you to have told me." He stated. Homer was in the living room, trying to set up the TV so it can hang off the wall, despite it being a box and weighed hundreds of pounds. Marge rolled her eyes and told him, "I did, it's in your contract!" Homer stopped what he was doing and turned to her. "What c
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic2 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
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vs. ULTIMECIA (Player
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, a
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles4 years ago in Humor More Like This
Age: 15
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties an
3 AMORES, 1 CANCION3 AMORES, 1 CANCION2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(musica)
SKULLBOY: aqui estoy yo para hacerte reir una vez mas...
NIX: confia en mi, deja tus miedos atras, y ya veras.
TREVOR: aqui estoy yo con un beso quemandome los labios, es para ti, puede tu vida cambiar, dejame entrar.
NIX: le pido al sol... que una estrella, viaje hasta ti, y te enamore su luz...
TREVOR: aqui estoy yo, abriendote mi corazon, llenando tu falta de amor, cerrandole el paso al dolor, no temas yo te cuidare, solo aceptame...
SKULLBOY: aqui estoy yo para darte mi fuerza y mi aliento, y hayudarte a pintar mariposas en la oscuridad, seran de verdad.
TREVOR: quiero ser yo el que despierte en ti, un nuevo sentimiento...
Dominance in Despair: IntroductionAges:Dominance in Despair: Introduction10 months ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Marge:39 years old
Lisa:18 years old
Maggie:14 years old
Homer:40 years old
Bart:19 years old
Paul:20 years old
Chapter 1:Crash
The doorbell's harsh chime shocked Marge from her trance-like state. She groaned in frustration as she drew her hand back up her body, away from the task it was performing. Her other hand squeezed one final squeeze, her nipple hard to her touch as it protruded from between her fingers.
She glanced at the alarm clock. 2 AM. The doorbell rang again.
"Damn it, Homer," she groaned as she sat up on the edge of the bed.
She straightened her beehive hair a little as she pulled on her pink cotton robe, fishi
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
Lies: Western Dragon TFUnlike my other stories, this one is like a prequel in late fall. November 28th, to be exact.Lies: Western Dragon TF9 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Eli was walking down his street to get some "groceries." At least that was what he said. He was going over to a friend's party without telling his parents the truth.
So at the party, He met all his friends: Cole, Garette, Liam, Jade, Grey, and the others. Grey had ordered them all Chinese for dinner. Grey brought it back as soon as Eli got there.
After the meal, each of them took up a fortune cookie. Everyone's was strange, but they all kept their secrets to themselves. Grey was the kind of personn who belived in superstitious mumbo-jumbo, so he t
Serum ch 2 [and we need a better name!]The sweet morning chorus of birds was met with an irritated moan. The den's occupant was stretched out flat on her belly, one wing hiding her face. She'd been disturbed late last night and was now waking very, very reluctantly. The fragrant morning air that tried to sidle its way into the dragon's nostrils, in an attempt to get some fresh oxygen to her brain, was exhaled in a grumpy snort. Blaze blinked open her eyes, only to have them assailed by a gentle ray of sunlight, and quickly shut them before any damage could be done. Not ready to greet the day yet, she growled, rolled over and tried to get back to sleep. Sleep. That was what she wanSerum ch 2 [and we need a better name!]1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Serum [Testing] chapter one.Something stirred in the darkness of the den.Serum [Testing] chapter one.1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Blaze heard it through half-pricked ears; something heavy, but sounding as if whatever it was was trying to be quiet. The dragon curled her lip at the thought of anyone sleeping through that racket. She slowly opened one eye, and as discreetly as she could, swept her gaze around the small den. There was a flicker of movement against the dark tree roots, and she held her breath. Something had just broken the soft stream of moonlight flooding through the entrance. Whatever it was, it was trying to be sneaky…
Thwack!
The attack sent the intruder reeling back against the wall, gasping in surp
Seinas' birthFlarena groaned as she laid down in her room, and then growled to herself after awhile. Where was Carrol?! It was almost morning, and she had been up all night waiting for him.Seinas' birth1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Where the hell is he at?! He should be back by now." Flarena thought, and then looked at the purple, red, and blue egg between her two front paws.
"If only he was here to see how beautiful you looked." Flarena said before rubbing the egg gently.
She picked it up in her mouth and went back to the hatchery, and laid it down in the area the egg stayed alone. Flarena smiled gently at the egg. Suddenly the doors opened, and Flarena turned around to see Terrador, and he
Backstory for DragolizaBackstory for Dragoliza1 year ago in Profiles More Like This
A bit to sum things up for how she is currently
{Western dragons traditionally have 3 sets of limbs, back legs that resemble that of a cat, front legs that are almost human arm like and wings that protrude from the shoulder blade with almost bat like structure. The head is almost a combination of reptile and horse with the horns ( horns and eyes can say a lot about the affiliation of a western dragon watch out for spiral horn's it tends to mean you have an evil dragon on your hands) and and eyes that contract to slits in bright light and when angry.}
{Eastern dragons are portrayed as wise, gentle creatures who are very helpful and nice, unl
Little Scales Pt3 Of ??Little ScalesLittle Scales Pt3 Of ??1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Part Three.
Lyle had headed into the woods in search of Traes, unaware of the change he had taken. He found Traes without actually knowing that the crimson-violet Dragon was actually his close friend. Scales was asleep at this moment, and didn't know his old friend was standing a mere foot away.
Scales lay on the dirt and common debris scattered about, unaware of his old human friend reaching towards him.
He woke up as he suddenly felt his sensitive wings get touched by something--or someone--unknown; he shot up and immediately glared upwards at the human.
Scales made no attempt to remember whether he knew this human, or t
Space Dragon Poetry: Dragons of Atlanta and TwelveSpace Dragon Poetry: Dragons of Atlanta and Twelve1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Dragons of Atlanta
We've been getting reports from all over about dragon attacks in major cities. Folks have even sent in videos and in the ones I saw, I could see barbed tentacles coming from the sky and digging into the Earth. They were pulling strange pillars from under the ground! They had this technology the whole time and we were busy chasing UFOs while the real aliens were with us the whole time!
I heard Georgia was the fourth city to go down, but everyone says it was Rome that was destroyed first. I heard that the Georgia Gate Defenses was crippled by a giant serpent that was delivered via a dropship. The dang thing was wider than t
Dragon's Comrade, Part IMy name is Brent Edele. I live in a world much unlike your own – due to sorcerous powers at work, I have glimpsed your world, and hence I have come to this conclusion. There are humans in my world, yes, but there are also the graceful elves and stocky dwarves, among others. I do wonder how you, the reader, can exist in such a boring world, with your towering buildings and cramped cities. We, too, have buildings and cities such as these, but our cities are those that can be compared to the Renaissance period of your history.Dragon's Comrade, Part I1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
As I mentioned before, I live in a fantastical world, with equally-as-
AdoptionIt was lying there neglected, a green oval nestled in a bed of straw. Instinct was telling me to ignore it – after all, it doesn't look particularly appetising, and if my inkling is right, the people who left it there would likely tear me to pieces if I did anything. That is, if they were still around. All the same, I can't take my eyes off of it, like it's going to be important.Adoption2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The egg lying in front of me is about the size of a human's torso, smoothly curved and a familiar lustrous emerald green. I give it a light tap with a claw. Hard, slightly reminiscent of rock or crystal. And if my hunch is right, it's been lying here for a cou
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