Shipping Meme1.) Take out a sheet of paper and write down the names of at least 20 characters. They can be from a specific series or they can be your characters, or they can just be a mix of characters that you like! There is no limit to the ratio of guy to girl ratios that you can add in. Now, tell us the fandom(s) you picked!Shipping Meme5 months ago in Comedy More Like This
--All boys from Hetalia
Germany, Italy, Romano, Prussia, Greece, Iceland, Norway, Finland, Sweden, Turkey, China, S. Korea, Denmark, France, England, America, Canada (Who?), Russia, Japan, and Sealand (Because at least one of these guys can be a pedophile)
2.) Cut/rip out the names and fold them so you can’t see what’s written. Place them in a hat or any object you please, and then shuffle them. Are you ready?
3.) Alright! Pick two names without looking and read them. Guess what? They’re a pairing now! Lucky you. Don’t cheat! That takes away the fun. Write down this new couple and add your comments.
KHR XI: Chapter 2 - Part 1KHR XI: Chapter 2 - Part 12 years ago in Comedy More Like This
They wake up in a dark room.
Luc - Hihihihihi
Heloise - ...Oh my god what was that?
Cloud - To what kind of wonderful creature belongs this voice?
Heloise - To whom belongs the hands wandering on my thigh?
Sound of Cloud being slapped. Marie wakes up because of the noise.
Marie - UWAH
Alexis - MY EARDRUM!
Marie - WHERE ARE THE GORILLAS??!!!
Cloud - OH YEAH I'M GONNA KICK THEIR ASSES!
Heloise - Same here.
Alexis - Hm Syrille isn't there? Can't be helped.
Cloud - How long are we going to stay there? -walks on luc-
Luc - OUCH
Cloud - Oops
Luc bites him
Cloud - UWAH HOLY SH... -kicks luc-
Lights switch on, Undi is sat at a desk in a cool position whereas Cloud is shaking Luc holding her by the feet, Mist polishes her nails, Marie shouts on Alexis.
Marine - ...
Emi -takes her guns- Enough now.
Silence. Syrille comes in.
Syrille - What about some tea~?
Alexis -picks his nose- Oh so she's alive, too bad.
Marine - Well, well. Let me explain the reason why you
W swiecie basni cz1W Świecie BaśniW swiecie basni cz13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Komentarz odautorski (tak, w tym miejscu, bo na 90% przeczytacie):
Chciałabym co nieco powiedzieć o tym fanficku. A w zasadzie nie o fanficku, tylko o takim osobistym apelu. Wymyśliłam tę historię trzy miesiące temu, pewnego zimowego wieczoru, zainspirowana własnym małym, aczkolwiek mocno dającym do myślenia wydarzeniem.
Przede wszystkim - po przeczytaniu tego opowiadania zaczniecie myśleć, iż to kolejny fanfick o fance i postacią z anime w roli głównej. No cóż, jeśli tak pomyślicie, srodze się zawiedziecie (lub odetchniecie z ulgą). po pierwsze - nie jest to żaden romans. Jest to opowieść jak najbardziej poważna, która ma czegoś nauczyć (lecz czy nauczy, lub przypomni, sami powiecie później). Po drugie - nawet jeśli zachciałoby mi się napisać opowiadanie o mnie i
APH FF Wizyta u PolskiCzy widzieliście kiedyś konferencję?APH FF Wizyta u Polski3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Nie mówię tu o zwykłych konferencjach, gdzie najważniejsze osoby świata spotykają się, żeby poważnie dyskutować o sprawach w czystej teorii arcyważnych dla przyszłości pozostałych państw.
Nie mówię tu o G8 czy o Parlamencie Europejskim.
Nie mówię tu nawet o normalnych konferencjach w kraju.
Mowa tu o Konferencji Krajów.
Jedna właśnie odbywała się w Niezwykle-Tajnej-Bazie-Na-Nieznanej-Wyspie-Gdzieś-Koło-Ameryki* w wielkim budynku przypominającym bardziej Wersal niż cokolwiek innego. Sala, w której odbywała się owa "konferencja" aż kipiała od barokowych i rokokowych rzeźb, figur, obrazów, wazonów, kwiatów, krzeseł, stołu, służących i czego jeszcze dusza zapragnie. A że miała wymiary pudełka do zapałek 10000
Alfred's pick-up linesIf you were a new type of burger at McDonald's, you'd be MCGORGEOUS.Alfred's pick-up lines2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? -Enough to break the ice, lets make out.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? -My zipper.
Are you a parking ticket?
But you've got fine written all over you.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I'm as sweet as can be.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
You look life my first wife/husband!
(How many have you had?)
You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan.
Hey! There's something on your ass!
(What is it?)
Your beauty just hit me like a train, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
Where I Belong: An FF8 FicSQUALL is inside Ultimecia's Castle (FF8's Arena) about to fight the final battle of FF8.Where I Belong: An FF8 Fic3 years ago in Drama More Like This
ULTIMECIA: ...SeeD... SeeD......SeeD...... SeeD, SeeD, SeeD! Curse all SeeDs. Swarming like locusts across generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time compression'. Insolent fools! Your vain crusade ends here, SeeDs. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Who shall I exterminate first? I'll start with you two!
vs. ULTIMECIA (Player: Squall, BGM: The Extreme)
SQUALL is now in a dark void after the battle, he arrives at Order's Sanctuary (Cosmos's Arena) where LAGUNA approaches him.
LAGUNA: Well done Squall, just the kind of work I'd expect from the commander of SeeD.
SQUALL: Thanks, that stuff you were talking about of love and friendship p
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
KHR XI: The first chapterKHR XI: The first chapter2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
In a huge and magnificent manor, in the middle of nowhere, deux people are talking about strange things, sat down on luxurious red sofas...
- Undicesimo : It is time to go get them isn't it?
- Emeline : Indeed
- Undi : Take care of it, I have to prepare the meeting in order to wise them up.
- Emeline : Right!
With a snap, seven big gorillas entered the room.
Emeline give them a file in which there are information about each guardian.
- Emeline : Find them before tonight, without fail!
In a family house, dinner time.
- Luc (eating something) : Miam crunch
- Alexis : What are you eating Luc ?
- Luc : Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Syrille appears with weird food in the hand
- Syrille : Dinner is ready!
Apart from Luc who eats anything, Alexis stays still with a dumb face
- Syrille (scary face) : EAT !
Alexis thought he was caught but suddenly, the wall explodes and gorillas jump in the house running t
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
The Knife's SpeechIn the early eighteen hundreds, a sixteen year old girl decides to leave her hard home life and go out to seek her fortune. She takes with her a blanket, some food and her father's old knife. On the road to London, the knife speaks to her.The Knife's Speech4 years ago in Drama More Like This
I left the forge in years long gone by,
with blades of great renown and greater strength,
but none of them has done so much as I,
though they may be recalled whilst I am not.
It was with them that men waged cruel war,
displaying awesome power before the world.
I'm agent of small deeds which no one saw,
but which will have effect until Earth's end.
There's little in those youths who name me beautiful,
run fingers down my spine to test me,
feel my balance, call me graceful
and having paid that tribute soon abandon me.
To them I'm but a toy that men outgrow
and leave behind with boyhood.
My subtler power's a power they'll never know
in heat of war and sound of soldiers' feet.
Yet gentle women know my power well;
and quiet girls unleash my strengt
Latvia and CleverbotUser: H-hello...Latvia and Cleverbot3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
User: Um... H-how are y-you?
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: M-me too... W-why a-a-are you s-scared?
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
User: I th-think s-so... W-why? I-IS R-R-RUSSIA H-HERE?!
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: W-what? I n-never s-said I d-did.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Language is often too difficult for human beings to understand$.
Cleverbot: It's good, I promise.
User: W-what is?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number from one to one-hundred. You guess the number.
Cleverbot: Wrong. It's hammer time.
User: WAAAH!! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME.
Cleverbot: You don't exist in a physical way. Even if I hit you, you wouldn't feel it.
User: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, I-I-I'm R-R-Raivis. I e-e-e-exist ph-physically.
Cleverbot: You can give me a good time?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: I-Is th-this R-Russia?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's the biggest country in the world.
User: I'M SORRY!!!!
Cleverbot: No way ! You can't know everything !
I See The Light: Disney Songtalia Contest entryEngland, or Arthur Kirkland, had met (Name) in high school ever since, he developed feelings for her. She always loved stars, and other things from space; she told England she wanted to be an astronomer or an astronaut. The one thing she never got to see where the Northern Lights she always dreamed of seeing them, so for her 20th birthday, he decided to surprise her with a trip to Iceland to see them.I See The Light: Disney Songtalia Contest entry1 year ago in Drama More Like This
All those days, watching from the windows
All those years, outside looking in
All that time, never even knowing just how blind I've been
"Arthur, why are taking me to Iceland? My birthday's tomorrow!" "I know, (Name)...it's my present for you" He said, still keeping the reason a secret. "All right " (Name) said, a little suspicious at his answer. When they finally arrived in Iceland, they checked into the hotel. Around 11 pm, (Name) was woken up by England. "Come on outside, love" He said, leading her to the door. Once outside, she was met with the most beautiful sig