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Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.1 year ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She
Toxic GadgetToxic Gadget3 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Toxic Gadget"
An Inspector Gadget/The Simpsons fanfic by TheShroudedAssassin.
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It was a sunny day in metro city, Gadget was cleaning his car inside
the garage, Penny was outside reading a book on the doorstep and
Brain was outside playing in the garden, a strange ringing sound was
heard not long after.
"Uncle Gadget! isn't that the top secret gadget phone?" Asked Penny.
"Ah yes, you're right Penny!" Replied Gadget as he put the phone to
his right ear "Hello chief, is that you?".
"Of course it's me Gadget, who else would it be?!" Snapped chief
Quimby.
"Ah sorry c
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 2
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Lisa: Bart?!
Bart: I'm okay!
Lisa: Dad?
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok…
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, P
Top Movies that are not goodTop 10 that are not so good as everybody sayTop Movies that are not good2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
There are movies that considered good, to be that best of the year or ever, but as Penn and Teller woad tell you their no suck thing as the best, so lets dig in and get read for the hate mail coz here my Top 10 that are not so good as everybody say
10 – Social network – I didn't watch this but I think is completely pointless, and have plans watching it. The movie is about that guy who invent facebook, and hate facebook it pointless you can't meet anyone who like to meet and very annoying, I know movie is not about facebook and maybe a good movie but I'm sick of that guy and his web si
Kidnapped Chapter 2Kidnapped? Chapter 2Kidnapped Chapter 24 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Bart Simpson walked in his house and plopped on the couch. He reached for the remote and pressed the on button. Itchy & Scratchy was on, so he continued to watch TV. Marge walked in the room with a concerned look on her face.
"Bart, have you seen your sister Lisa?" she asked.
"She went to the library I think."
"How long has she been there?"
"I don't know."
"Did she say when she was coming back?"
"Nope."
"Okay, thanks Bart."
"No Problemo."
Marge walked in the kitchen and grabbed her car keys.
"Bart, stay here with Maggie, I'm running to the Kwik-E-Mart really quick, I'll be back in ten minutes."
"kay." Bart res
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Zeros To Heros part 1Zeros To Heros part 13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
catdragon4: Bless my soul
They were on a roll
Persons of the week in every Greek opinion poll
Those are pros
They could stop a show
Point them at a villan and you're talking SRO
They were some no ones
Zeros, zeros
Now they are honchos
They are heros
They were some kids with their act down pat
From zeros to heros in no time flat
Zeros to heros just like that
When they smiled
The fans went wild with
oohs and aahs
And they slapped their faces
On ev'ry vase
Brad hits catdragon4 on the head (on ev'ry "vase")
From appearance fees and royalties
Our pros had cash to burn
Now nouveau riche and famous
They could tell you
Wh
Bart And The Chocolate FactoryChapter One: The Golden TicketsBart And The Chocolate Factory3 years ago in Children and Teen More Like This
"Dear People of Springfield," you could read on a poster pinned to a tree in Springfield, "this year I, Krusty the Clown (also known as Herschel Krustofski) will allow five kids to come and visit me in my factory for a day full of wonders and surprises. The tickets to this awesome adventure will be hidden inside any ordinary Krusty Krunch-Chocolate Bar. More information you will find on the tickets themselves."
"Wow, Bart!", Milhouse said to Bart, "ain't that cool?"
"Yeah!", Bart said. "Imagine if we found the tickets… the others would turn green with envy!"
"But Bart," Milhouse replied, "do you realis
My heroes in drawingMy heroes in drawing:My heroes in drawing4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
William Hanna
Joseph Barbera
Iwao Takamoto
Chuck Jones
Friz Freleng
Robert McKimson
Tex Avery
Milton Knight
Matt Groening
Tom Ruegger
Charles M. Schulz
Bill Melendez
Walt Disney
Andreas Deja
Carl Barks
Ken Harris
Ollie Johnston
Frank Thomas
Wolfgang "Woolie" Reitherman
David Álvarez
Don Rosa
Robert Crumb
Chris Sanders
Glen Keane
Gene Deitch
Bob Clampett
Hergé
Ronald Searle
Bob Singer
Ward Kimball
Milt Kahl
Joe Oriolo
Don Oriolo
Otto Meesmer
Pat Sullivan
Joe Grant
Ub Iwerks
Danny Antonucci
Nelson Shin
Rubén Procopio
Albert Uderzo
Don Bluth
EUROPEAN drawed heroes:
My taste of actorsMy taste of voice actors/actors/actresses:My taste of actors4 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
Mel Blanc
Dan Castellaneta
Joe Alaskey
Tress MacNeille
Jess Harnell
Rob Paulsen
Charlie Adler
Billy West
Maurice LaMarche
Nancy Cartwright
June Foray
Don Messick
Alan Reed
Kath Soucie
Patrick Stewart
Jean Vander Pyl
Frank Welker
Danny Wells
Jaleel White
Hank Azaria
Jeff Bennett
Jim Cummings
Daws Butler
Eva Gabor
Captain Lou Albano
Cam Clarke
Charles Martinet
Henry Corden
Stan Freberg
Phil Harris
Casey Kasem
Seth MacFarlane
Jack Mercer
Clarence Nash
Leonard Nimoy
Gary Owens
Mae Questel
Chris Sanders
Paul Rugg
Katey Sagal
Kelly Sheridan
Tara Strong
Russi Taylo
Kidnapped Ch. 5Kidnapped! Chapter 5Kidnapped Ch. 54 years ago in Mystery & Suspense More Like This
Milhouse Van Houten ran down the sidewalk past his house. His mom, Luann, called for him many times, but he ignored her. The only thing on his mind was the fact that his true love was gone. And It could be that way for rest of his life. He stopped at what seemed to be a Great Shadow. It looked all too firmiliar -- and sounded that way too.
"What are you doing, guffball?" came the voice.
"I was looking for...Maggie?" Milhouse tried again. Then a pounding sensation flew into the center of his stomach.
"HA-HA!" came a laugh from the same voice.
"Nelson! Leave me alone!" moaned Milhouse.
"That's for actually caring abou
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 3)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 3
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Lisa: Should we tell Mom what happened to Dad's car? *Lisa put her seatbelt on*
Bart: Nah.
Homer: Uh, kids… Let's just pretend that 'thing' with the car, never happened.
Lisa: Ok, Dad… *Lisa sighed sadly*
Bart: It'll cost ya, Homer!
Homer: How much? *Homer looked at Bart with mild frustration*
Bart: Ten bucks. *Bart opened and closed his hand as if to say 'Gimme'*
Seymour: Not in my car, young man! *Seymour started driving his car*
Homer: He sure told you, boy! *Homer laughed at Bart*
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Bart: Are we there y
My Disneyland RapHey look what we have hereMy Disneyland Rap1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
a dog, a duck, and a mouse
I think I see more over there
I'm happy as can be here in this castle
there is so much magic in the air
with a wand in my hand and a mighty sword
I think I just walk into a evil lair
I went through a jungle, mountains, and through outer space
for lunch I ate so many honey with a yellow bear
I think I'm getting sick because I just saw a Dragon.
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Chapter 1
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Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Bart: No.
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why… Won't… You… Work… *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fi
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
Prologue
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Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understan
The Simpsons Fan Fic 2The Simpsons Fan Fic 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
Bart impatiently moved the back of his foot up and down and clinched the end of his desk as he watched the clock. Skinner set down the papers he was checking and stood up. "Well, Simpson," He started, "I hope you learned your lesson this time. I'm not going to tolerate your behavior anymore! Next time you cause ruckus in this school you'll-" "3:00!" Bart jumped from his seat, interrupting his principal. "Catch you later, SkinButt!" He dashed out the class and started to run down the hall. He passed Groundskeeper Willie, who was mopping, and started to slide on the wet floor across the hall. "Cowabunga!" the boy uttered. Skinner watched from
simpsons tickling 2Bart and Lisa are sitting in front of the television watching Itchy and Scratch. Bart just starts mindlessly laughing before the cartoon even started. Lisa stairs at him with a confused look. Lisa asks "What are you laughing about the cartoon hasn't even come on yet?" Bart replies, "Because today I gave Millhouse such an atomic wedgie that he wouldn't walk right for a week." "Bart that is awful. Millhouse is suppose to be your friend, I'm telling mom," yelled Lisa. "No I don't think you will be telling anyone, because well you weren't look I slipped something in your drink, and you will be in about 3... 2... 1." Bart said smugly. By the timesimpsons tickling 24 years ago in Humor More Like This
AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
The Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIPThe Simpsons Fan Fic 4 WIP3 years ago in Humor More Like This
The next morning came, and Marge had awoken in her bed alone. She gasped at the sight of Homer missing from the dent in his side of the mattress. She got up and changed into her daily clothes and headed out the door. "Homie?" She called out. After no response, she decided to ask the kids if they knew anything. "KIDS!" Marge yelled out loudly. Bart and Lisa both opened their eyes in shock. Bart walked out into the hall first, wiping his eyes. "What is it, Mom?" He asked, still half-asleep. Marge put her hands on her hips and asked him, "Do you have any idea where your father is? He never came to bed last night." Bart let out a yawn. "He proba
El diario de velita capitulo 1El diario de velita capitulo 14 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
El Diario de Velita (el primer capítulo)
Se preguntarán x q el diario de velita no ?
bueno mis amigas me llaman asi x q mi correo es asi y ya todo el mundo se acostumbro a llamarme asi bueno asi empieza la historia
Estaba caminando con mis mejores amigas Allison, Alejandra, Livisú pero no Gianella ya q ella estaba enferma:
Yo: oigan y han escuchado de la leyenda de la niña del columpio?
Allison. yo si me la se dicen que....
Livisú: no no la digas plis me da miedo Buuu
Alejandra. no seas llorona vamos continua
Allison: bueno dicen que una niña murió en el columpio de nuestro colegio
Yo: si y que ell
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
A-BRA-HAM SIMP-SON
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
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