A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
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Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
From Ghoulies And Beasties p22From Ghoulies And BeastiesFrom Ghoulies And Beasties p224 years ago in Humor More Like This
File Twenty-Two: Unicorn
"I wonder if we'll have time to go to any museums wile we're here..." Ichigo mused as he looked out the window of the cab, "A museum?" she asked with raised eyebrows, "Yeah, there's alot of art in Greece, I'd like to see some of it," she leaned back and smirked, "That's funny," she mused, "Why is that funny?" he asked, a bit offended, "I just never pegged you for a museum-type of person," "You have to be a certain type of person to like museums?" "Yes," "What kind of person would that be?" "One who likes museums," she replied with a smirk, he smiled lightly at her, "Hm, that's my sense of humor," he mused as the cab pulled up to a large hotel, Rukia thanked the driver, in Greek being that she was wearing the special translating device Urahara had invented, they both got out and Ichigo grabbed the luggage, preparing to go into the hotel
"I must say I love the color scheme of this room," Rukia mused as she looked around at the blue and
FairyFun and carefreeFairy3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In the wind
Rare you are
You are my heart
Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 3Lisa's Choice Ch. 34 years ago in Drama More Like This
A simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a dark story that is also Older Lisa X Sideshow Bob. It is slightly AU and takes place in a more "realistic" version of the show. This also takes place 9 years in the future.
"Curse who ever bought this wretched couch! The beds in prison were better than this poor excuse for furniture. Excuse me; the Spanish inquisition called. They want their couch back!"
Lisa was awoken by Bob's ravings and couldn't help but snicker at him. The small laugh startled him. He felt his face turn a bit hot, and he was sure his face was red.
"Um how did you sleep?"
"Much better then you did apparently." She smiled again, but when her eyes met his, Lisa's smile faltered. Where she was hit her. Last night she had been angry and depressed but in the daylight she cursed her stupidity. After all he had done, she had let his smile lure her into following him to a seedy motel.
Bob saw the concern in Lisa's face. It wasn't hard to figure out what
GirlsSome girls are friskyGirls3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
some are rude
others are evil
some are pure sweetness
If only I could find myself a girl...
Taismo Christmas CarolCosmo was dead to begin with.Taismo Christmas Carol7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It took a long time for you to accept it though, huh? Tails looked up at the speaker.
You want me to carry on with this or what? He asked impatiently, tapping the end of his pen on his desk.
Cosmo was dead to begin with. As dead as a doornail. When she left, Mobius turned into a very different place. All the people whos lives had been touched by hers had lost something that could never be replaced: a friend.
That is the corniest thing you have EVER said.
Shut UP Sonic! He cried. Just let me tell the story!
Sorry! He grinned. And after this comes a but Right? Tails sighed.
BUT, for me, it was different. I hadnt just lost a friend, Id lost a part of my heart.
Sonic spluttered with laughter and made fake vomiting noises. Tails stood up.
Thats it. Get out. He said, exasperated,
The great invasionChapter 2, Springfield periphery:The great invasion9 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
End of 5th to 6th of July.
It was completely night.
The sky was dark now, the power plant was destroyed, and the city was completely immersed in the dark, many stars were shining in a humid and black sky, even the Milky Way was visible.
There was a conjunction between Jupiter and Mars, which were about to set.
The group was moving up to the Springfield outskirts, more precisely up to Mount Springfield.
The letters of the Springfield name were still untouched, creating a big contrast between them and the whole city, which was only a cluster of ruins.
Lisa looked at her phosphorescent watch, it was almost midnight.
After a moment she communicated to the group:-I think it's better if we stop here for the night, but it's only a discussible opinion of mine, so I'd propose this: when someone has something to say for the group, we'll vote.
For now I've a proposition: we are going to stay here for the night.
Who agrees with me can lift up his/her hand, plus if
ONe Direction Fanfic"Hello?" I asked as I answered my phone as I walked into my house,ONe Direction Fanfic3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Steph, its Harry," my older brother answered.
"I know doofus, I have caller ID" I said.
"Harsh to say to your brother that you haven't seen in a year"
"Has it been a year? Wow, seems like just yesterday I was flying over to support you on your audition" I said, remembering flying over to England to watch my brother stand on the X factor stage to audition,
"..So we'll be there in a few, kay?" Harry was saying.
"Huh?" I said, snapping from my trance.
"I said were coming to visit, since we're in America. I'm bringing the boys and we'll be there in a few"
"How long is a few?" I asked glancing at the messy house.
"You've got 15"
"Shit" I muttered, "See you Harry" I said and hung up.
One Direction Fanfic part 2I don't think I had ever cleaned that fast in my life. It was still a semi-mess when the black SUV pulled up but it was still presentable. The doorbell rang. I opened the door to find my curly haired, three years older brother standing at the door,One Direction Fanfic part 23 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Harry!" I said, wrapping him in a giant hug. He chuckled,
"Missed me now did you?" he asked, British accent thick.
"Maybe a bit," I smiled," Did you get taller?" I asked, noting that he was now taller than me.
"Yes, now I'm taller than you," He said, chuckling
"Finally," I laughed ruffling his hair.
"Where's Dad?" he asked,
"Working late, like usual..." I said, noticing the four other boys behind him. I released our hug and waited for introductions, even though I knew their names. Harry turned and walked over and stood next to the boy with Blonde-with-brown-underneath hair and pretty blue eyes.
"His name is?" he asked knowing I would know,
"Niall?" I questioned, the blonde smiled.
"Correct" next he moved over to a taller brunette
Midnight Meet ~ (Niall Horan Love Story) ~ Ch. 1Midnight Meet ~ (Niall Horan Love Story) ~ Ch. 13 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Hey, guys. This is my first fan fiction, so I hope you all enjoy it! ! Be sure to comment and give me any feedback! So for now, enjoy my first chapter! Oh, and Alexis is a real person. She's one of my best friends - and she was so excited when I told her I was putting her in this story!
"Alexis, we really need to go back," I begged my best friend.
"Quit being a spoil sport!" She cried, skipping a few feet ahead of me.
It was the middle of the night. Alexis had been staying the night when she decided she wanted to take a stroll through the park. At midnight. The last time she stayed over, she convinced me to sneak out to a night club. We got caught because Alexis couldn't stop laughing at my failed attempt to climb out of bedroom window. She was sent home, and I was grounded until just recently. It took a lot of convincing to get my parents to agree that she spend t
A Very Different Reaper Chapter 22. From the Diary of the Reaper 1A Very Different Reaper Chapter 23 years ago in Sketches More Like This
It has been two weeks since I became 'BFF's with this most unusual girl child. Admittedly, the boy often tags along for the ride, and since Mandy seems to be happy with that - or as happy as she gets - I tolerate his presence. However, I find myself unable to bring out even the slightest affection or amusement out of his antics. I would be much happier if his hourglass were to run out.
Mandy...now there is the conundrum. Children are supposed to be the innocents of the world...and in her own way, she is. She is an...innocent evil, I suppose you could say. She knows she is evil, and in her eyes, there is nothing wrong with this. It is most intruiging.
We have had a few adventures, I guess you could call them. Mass destruction, demons from other realms, creatures of the night...very everyday matters for me, but they seemed intruiging to young Mandy. Oddly e
This is War -Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover-Chapter One-This is War -Doctor Who/Harry Potter Crossover-3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
The sound of scrapping metal mixed with wind broke through the silence of the tall forest. Slowly, a blue police box materialized and crushed down on the leaves. The noise eased and the door was flung open, a strange man in a tweed jacket and a bowtie took a deep sniff through his nose.
"Late twentieth century England!" the man announced into the blue box, the script that ran across the top read 'Police Call Box', "and it is " He took a piece of bark and nibbled on it, " late September and close to rain."
"That'll explain this weather," a ginger woman complained as she stomped out of the police box. She was dressed in an orange sweater and a denim mini skirt over thick stockings; she was hugging herself. "It's absolutely freezing! What is it with the TARDIS and England lately, Doctor?"
The young woman had an excellent point. Lately, his old girl had taken them to the strangest of places: in front of a café, near a bridge that went over a river,
Imaginary FriendsMy reflection in the mirror hates me,Imaginary Friends2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
and I know because she told me so.
She twists and turns and fogs the glass
bending unnaturally while moving with me
she pinches her skin and leaves blemishing marks
tearing off pieces she deems she does not need.
“Just wait,” she whispers as she bites her lip
“only so much longer and I can be free,”
her lips are bleeding again, but I’m brushing my teeth
“free to hurt and bend and break that wonderful body of yours.”
I can hear the whispers, I can hear her skin tearing.
She reaches up and touches the glass
and it bends under the brushing of skin
I finally speak with a tilt of the head
“Imaginary friends shouldn't be able to do that.”
LOL Missed My Flight - Txt itI woke up, but all I could see was darkness. Blackness surrounded me and there was just utter nothingness everywhere. I didn't even know I felt, my mind was just absolutely blank. Was I even awake, or was it just a dream? Or had I died? No idea.LOL Missed My Flight - Txt it3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Then I heard it, in the distance...it was soft at first...a gentle flowing tune. Someone was playing the guitar, very softly, right next to me.
But...it was still blackness everywhere. I let my mind relax, allowing the darkness to swallow me whole.
I couldn't see anything at all, I knew I was awake now, but it was still dark.
"What's wrong babe?" A voice beside my ear startled me, it was soft.
Someday I'd Like to Be A PirateSomeday I'd Like to Be A Pirate3 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Someday I'd Like to Be A Pirate:
Someday I'd like t' be a pirate and sail across the seven seas.
I always thought it might be nice t' feel the ocean breeze.
I've always dreamt of findin' treasure, stashed away in a hidden box,
And then after I drop the anchor I'd burst open the locks!
Dubloons I'd find and diamonds t' keep, trinkets worth a life;
Or maybe I'd find a sacred sword or a really ancient knife!
But as I grew, I was soon t' learn, that dreams do not come true.
How many times have I seen a man be strangled till he's blue?
How many days have I watched them stumble, cursin' ill their fate.
When none would reach a helping hand, their heart would fill with hate.
I grew t' question th' ways of Kings who whipped the backs o' men,
More labour earned with blood and sweat while the preachers say 'Amen!'
Donations are given t' temples rich, while the poor are in the street;
So many souls are quickly trampled beneath their ugly feet....
Where first I believe the world was fair, no
Shi's Story .:Chapter four:.SHI'S STORYShi's Story .:Chapter four:.3 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
All I remember from when I woke up was, being in someone's den. I thought it was the one I came from, than I saw a Black and Ginger she-cat. She came up to me " You blacked out, and were bleeding badly, Lantern brought you here, so you can thank her for not dying." The Ginger and Black cat told me. She than told me her name "Oh by the way I'm named Hallow, if you haven't guessed yet I'm Lantern's mom" Suddenly I saw Lantern I went up to her to thank her for helping me. "Lantern, thanks so much for helping me, without you I might be dead by now" She told me it was no problem. After talking for a while, we heard some noise outside Lantern's den, we ran outside to see what was going on to make so much noise. When we got outside we saw something run inside. We ran in, we saw Hallow, she wasn't moving though, and her thought had been slit by someone else. Suddenly Lantern's dad ran in to see what was going on. A White flash came by and he was bleeding heavily. In a
Storm of Metal :: ch 2Tails WorkshopStorm of Metal :: ch 28 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Everyone gathered together to formulate a strategy of action against Eggmans new plans. The storm clouds were still spreading across the sky, covering miles of the atmosphere. It has reached from Creams house all the way to Tails workshop, and the storm is still spreading further. The group thought it was best that Cream and Vanilla stayed home while they took care of things. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy and Rouge were the only ones who could make it here. Shadow among the rest however wasnt exactly happy to be here.
Just why did you drag me here ? Shadow muttered from his throat.
Shadow, weve told you. The Death Egg is back. Sonic explained to him once again.
Yeah, and just how threatening is this Death Egg ? Shadow went on.
The last time it was around you never got a chance to witness it. You werent here back then. Knuckles exclaimed, Nor have y
I'm going to cry.I'm going to cry for all I've lost,I'm going to cry.3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
And you can't or won't stop me.
I'm going to die for all I was,
And all you'll do is watch me.
I'm going to hide from you,
Afraid to show my weakness.
I would happily die for you,
But I still regret this.
I didn't want this life,
I didn't want these tears.
I didn't want this life,
I didn't want these fears.
I used to cause myself pain,
To make sure I still feel.
I'll do it now and again,
To make sure it's still real.
I'm going to cry for all I've lost,
And you can't stop me.
These tears I cry at my cost,
For once will flow freely.
A Very Different Reaper Chapter 77. From the Diaries 3A Very Different Reaper Chapter 73 years ago in Sketches More Like This
From the Diary of the Reaper
I have commited a terrible sin aginst the Duty...and I am unrepentant. Azrael is displeased, and many amongst the realms of the occult begin to speak out against me, saying I am not cut out for the job. I silenced them easily, saying that I answer only to Azrael, and if they dislike my actions as Reaper they are free to challenge me for the post. Since the sin against the Duty, I have had three such challenges, each ending the same: the fall of my opponent.
The sin I have commited...I took a life before its appointed time. But for what he sought to do, I would drag him to the depths of hell with my own two hands.
Not knowing one is doing wrong is no excuse for such actions...
From the Diary of Mandy
I still can't believe it nearly happened. I'd heard that there had been...incidents around. Girls found dead, signs of rape. Police were searching f
What is wrong with me?I'm a monsterWhat is wrong with me?3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I'm a freak
I lash out
I lost control
For one moment
Pushed over the edge
It was too much
I can't believe it
What is wrong with me?
How could I do this?
It won't happen again
But still stay away
Why be near me?
What good is there to hold by?
Theres one light left
On the outside
To relight the others inside
Diary of an AtheistDiary of an AtheistDiary of an Atheist6 years ago in Biography & Memoir More Like This
My transformation from Christian to atheist wasn't some humongous, life-shattering experience like others say theirs was. I didn't crawl on my knees and pray to God every night like a good little Christian. Heck, our family rarely went to church. To say that my choice to be an atheist was agonizing or even painful would be a lie. Sure, I struggled at times, but making the actual choice was relatively easy.
My family is half-Christian, half-atheist, so you could say I got to see both sides and make the right decision without any biased information. My mother is very non-religious while my father is the opposite (how they managed to get married and live together for seven years, I'll never know). I vaguely remember my father, rather suddenly, deciding to start going to church when I was eight or nine. Maybe he thought our faith needed a little tune-up. I was young, and my father had already filled our heads with stories of God and faith. It se
You hated meYou laughed when I fellYou hated me3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You watched me kill myself
You hated me silently
You loved me secretly
I slapped you when you laughed
I cried when you watched me die
I knew you were disgusted of me
I loved you loudly
When you cried
When you lied
When you died
I said horrible things to your mother
You pretended to love me
So I pretended to love you
Tonight when I sleep
You will come to me in my dreams
You will say you love me
But the truth is you have always hated me
JesusYou are the firstJesus7 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
You are the last
You are the present
You are the past
You are my soul
You are my light
You are my life raft
You are my knight
New mercies each day
You have given to me
Because of You
I miss the mark
And sin pulls us
You make me strong
You never let me go
I know this because
You love me so.