EriSol OmegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!EriSol Omegle3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
You and the stranger both like homestuck.
Stranger: eh wwhats up
You: 2up ampora
You: not 2urprii2ed you're on here
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: fuck you...
Stranger: so wwhy are you on here
You: got bored
Stranger: me too
You: nah ii bet you were lookiing for a mate2priit
You: hell, ju2t anybody who wa2 2tupiid enough two fiill your quadrant2
Stranger: your a fucking asshole sol!
You: ii gue22 ii am
You: but you love iit
Stranger: and im only looking for one person to be my....k~i~s~m~e~s~i~s
You: 2eriiou2ly? wow that2 low
You: even for you
Stranger: do you evven knoww wwho it is?
You: ii dont care two fiind out
You: feel bad for the poor a22hole though
Stranger: wway to feel bad for yourself
Stranger: you said you felt bad for wwho evver it is..... and it looks like you should feel bad for yourself
You: oh 2hiit.. your ju2t fuckiing around aren't you? fuckiing wiith my minnd?
Stranger: no im not
Yellow And Purple Arent Compliimentary ColorsYellow And Purple Aren't Compliimentary ColorsYellow And Purple Arent Compliimentary Colors3 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Ampora!" Sollux growled. "Nyeh!" Eridan shouted running away from him. "Don't think you can hide you stupid fish breathed asshole!" Sollux shouted chasing after him. "Sol calm down! Please don't krill me!" Eridan whined. "Shut the fuck up and come over here!" Sollux shouted. "No!" Eridan shouted back. "What the fuck is going on here?" Karkat asked intervening. "This fucktard fish breath broke my fucking computer!" Sollux steamed. "What and you can't just fucking fix it?" Karkat smirked. Sollux sighed. "It's not that easy KK, it was a really expensive computer with years of work put into it and this fucking moron was playing with his stupid ass wand and he broke it." Sollux smirked. "Wow that does sound like a pretty good reason to be pissed. Hey Eridan?" Karkat said trying to bring Eridan over to properly apologize. "Eridan?" Karkat said confused when Eridan didn't respond. He turned around to see that Eridan had already absconded. "Fucki
UNEDITED ERISOL FANFICUNEDITED ERISOL FANFIC2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Eridan couldn't handle it anymore!He just couldn't!No one loved him!Everyone hated him and thought he was desprate,bitchy,clingy and annoying!.They were right but it hurt.Eridan couldn't stand seeing matesprites or anyone with thier quadrant at all!It reminded him of how his were empty.Sollux reminded him the most.He treated Eridan the worst.Eridan loved him.But he never got the chance to show him.Mabye thats whats pushed Eridan over the edge to what he was going to do mabye it was everything else.Eridan reached for the knife as tears slid down his eyes as he finally did what people told him to do for so long. He went and dropped dead.
Dammit!Eridan was messing around
A Saturn fanfic"but boss! I want to go to HQ with you!" said the insanely obese SaturnA Saturn fanfic3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"No, Saturn you need to stay at lake valor so you can make sure no pesky children get in the way" responded Cyrus
Saturn just stood there as he watched his beloved boss grab his butt and flew away into the sky. To this day he still doesn't know how Cyrus does that.
"oh well I might as well look around" thought Saturn.
Its early in the morning and lake Valor is looking as eerie as ever. Suspicious. Even a tad bit alarming. It feels as if someone is watching the poor, nerdy saturn. What will you do?
Suddenly, you hear strange noises in the nearby bushes. What could it be? Saturn slowly walks near the loud bushes.
"is anyone here....?" He asks.
"....hhhsssddhhffffttsshffftttt" said the bush
"im sorry i couldn't quite hear that" said Saturn
"SHHSSDDDFFTTTSSDDDTTFFFFFSSSFFTT!!!!!!" roared the tiny bush.
All of a sudden, a bucket appeared from behind the strange bush. Not just an ordinary bucket. A special b
another crack ficSO ONE DAY GERMANY WAS JUST SITTING THERE BEING SEXY-THEN THIS MAGICAL EYEBROWED WIZARD CAME TO HIM CASTING A SPELL ON HIM.another crack fic3 years ago in Humor More Like This
"I CAST YE with FOREVER BONNER SYNDROM!" THEN HE RAN AWAY AS FAR AS HIS MANLY BRITISH LEGS COULD. GERMANY WAS LIKE
"MEIN GOTT!" HE LOOKED DOWN AT THE BULGE AND THOUGH FOR A SECOND. THEN GIRLBERT WHIO WAS HIDING IN THE NEAR BY BUSHES CAUSE HATS TOTTALY NORMAL CAME OUT TO HIS BROTHER WAS WAS ALL LIKE.
"BROOOOOO-" GILBERT FLAILED.
"ITS GON BE AKWARD STANDING IN LINE AT K-MART NOW. WE NEED A MIRACLE WOOORKER!"
THE SUDDELY THE LESBIAN GOD CAME OUT. IT WAS JAPAN.
"I THINK MY I CAN HELP YOU WITH MY RESBIAN TEACHINGS."
bOTH BOWED DOWN TO THE SAID MAN.
"I NEED SOME GOOD QUARATY RESBIAN SODA AND A PACK OF SKITTLES."
SO THEN THEY MAGICALLY CALLED THEIR BITCH. ITALY CAME RUNING. IOH NO BUT THIS WASNT ANY NORMAL ITALY HE WAS SUPER ITALY,BY SUPER WE MEAN SUPER GA-
"SO DAS WE GET ON WIT DIS" GERMANY WAILED. RODERICK WHO WAS TOTTALY THERE FROM THE
erisol mpreg fanfic dont lik dont red!!!Sollux’s room was completely dark, except for the glittering city lights outside his window and the blinding light of the computer screen. Sollux has been using his Internet time almost more than ever, hacking and coding away, ever since that day. He didn’t want to play into Ampora’s advances that far, but it seemed to happen. He never forgave himself for the night when he did. He felt horrible about doing the things he did almost as much as he hated how much he enjoyed it. Since then, he has been holing himself up in his room, trying to vainly distract himself by making more and more programs and codes.erisol mpreg fanfic dont lik dont red!!!2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
His mind was almost slightly at ease when he heard a small rapping at his door, with a weak “Sol..” behind it. Sollux cursed to himself under his breath before telling the visitor “Go home.” The seadweller’s voice raised and cracked as he said “Sol, please. This is pretty important.” Sollux was annoyed, but couldn’t just