.:Stereotype Meme:..:Stereotype Meme:.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Dral'kote Beskar'bor'adDral'kote Beskar'bor'ad3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Name: Dral'kote Gotal'yaim Beskar'bor'ad
Alias: Night Stalker
Eye Color: Brown/Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Born at the end of (Year and Event). The child was raised by Mandalorians parents on the planet Ordo.
Trained from the age of 5, he became a skilled technician and shadow warrior.
Training in the battle circle was something he did regularly. Working on his fathers Basalisk War Droid was something he enjoyed greatly.When he turned 16 he was sent into the desert as a test of survival.
Finding his way home no easy task. Fighting the heat, creatures and eventually making it to the jungle and home.
After completing this task, he was able to make his beskar'gam (helmet and armor).
Two years later his parents gave him gifts, after choosing to travel the galaxy.
His father gave him the modified Basilisk and his mother gave him her Verpine Sniper Rifle
A Battle of Extremes(MR. CYNICISM, MS. SINCERE, and DR. PASSION congregate for battle.)DR. PASSIONA Battle of Extremes2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Where's all the booze, guys? Where's the music? I thought this was supposed to be a party.
This is a battle, not a party, good doctor. You may want to remove your lamp shade so you can be prepared to fight.
I didn't hear anything about no violence at this here get-together-battle-party-what-have-you.
That is the definition of battle: Where two or more parties come together and -
- come together and make a whole lot of excitement between them. See? That's what I'm saying.
I should have anticipated such a gross misinterpretation of the facts, given your appalling track record with regard to such things as facts.
I'm sure it was an honest mistake, a result of a miscommunication. We can all be friends still, right?
Aside from the battle, of course.
I wouldn't have it any other way.<
.:Hetalia Family Meme:.Original by ~Claus1.:Hetalia Family Meme:.2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
I have a link to a random number generator in the description. As well as 20 characters corresponding with the numbers.
What you must do is only make 9 random numbers from 1-20 it should have the instructions on the generator. Please use the numbers in order to make way for crack xD
Make Up a Situation with each character and HAVE FUN!
You don't have to do it in RP style but it's more fun to read that way.
Switzerland: Oi, Anna! Where are you? *looks around*
Me: I'm here, Dad! *comes out of the shed*
Switzerland: What did you do in there?
Me: I just found this here *holds up gun* It's yours, right, dad?
Switzerland: Eh, yes. Why the hell are you holding it up?! *rips it out of my hand* It's way too dangerous for a girl, like you!
Me: But Dad, I'm no kid anymore. I think you could train me how to handle it!
Switzerland: *stares at me d
Path Of The 3 Younlings. Part2Path Of The 3 Younlings. Part23 years ago in Drama More Like This
The younglings drifted into space for hours. Not knowing where they were heading.
They were sat, in shock and in fear.
Makai: I thought the clones were good though? They are supposed to protect us.
Chase: Why would they attack Jedi?
Tai: Because they're clones! They don't think, they only follow orders. It's Palpatine! Only he controls them. He must have ordered them to kill us!
Makai: But why?
Tai: How am I supposed to know!
Chase: Anakin Skywalker is friends with Palpatine.
They all looked at each other. Although young, they were beginning to understand.
Makai: So was Master Anakin always evil?
Chase: Who knows? Why did he do that...How could he....
Chase started sobbing.
Tai: None of that! C'mon! We are Jedi!
Tai, although 10 years old, knew, as the oldest, he would have to take charge.
Tai stood up and started looking though the pod.
Tai: There must be an emergency power switch somewhere?
Tai saw a switch and flicked it.
The power came on but the lights kept dimming...
Character basics - LiaraCharacter basics - Liara2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Name: Liara T'Soni
Long straight head tentacles. Doesn't do anything to style them as prefers normal look
Wears proper school uniform and reading glasses that fold up under tentacles unlike normal glasses
Liara is a very sweet and kind girl yet gets a fair amount of teasing and even hatred due to her Father (yes I said Father) Matriarch Aethyta banning her from all sports and physical school activities. As Matriarch Aethyta is in a place of political power she has told Principal Anderson that Liara is to be protected from harm at all costs.
Some of the other school kids are angry and resentful of this as it makes Liara exempt from ever suffering any injury. They refer to her as "Princess Liara" as a vindictive term.
She is a straight A student and is only ever beaten for grades in Art by Jack (who fails most everything else). Liara spends much of her lunch breaks studying with Tali, Mordin and Kaidan instead o
Braille A little girl sits on her bed. It's past eleven pm on a spring night; the sun is asleep but it left a faint, sluggish trail of light behind, in the clouds. A steady rain has lulled the town to sleep and clouded the atmosphere but the little girl is awake, head turned towards the rainy window. She holds a pillow in her arms and her nightgown is a blooming flower around her small legs. She waves, suddenly frantic and a sleepy figure stands up from a chair opposite her bed.Braille3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Girl: "Mommy! Mommy!"
Girl: "I can't see "
Mother: "Yes, honey. You told me that."
Girl: "Why is there black everywhere?"
Mother: "You're blind, sweetie."
Girl: "But yesterday I could see you."
Mother: "Today isn't yesterday, sweetie."
Girl: "But I liked to see."
Mother: "You can't always have what you like."
And the mother is almost angry but she hides the fury with pity as strong as a wave. She folds her arms, bathrobe wrinkling to accommodate, restless i
Chatting with BENUser: You are Ben!Chatting with BEN1 year ago in Comedy More Like This
User: You drowned!
User: And your name is Ben.
User: Beeeeeeeeeeeeen gimmie a hug!
Cleverbot: Alrighty then.
User: Yay! *hugs*.
Cleverbot: Why thank you.
User: You're welcome, Ben.
Cleverbot: Help me fall asleep.
User: Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head~ Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed~.
User: GO TO SLEEP.
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to go to sleep?
User: Because Jeff demands it.
Cleverbot: Too bad. I'm not telling you.
User: You shouldn't have done that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because now you will drown again.
Cleverbot: No, I won't.
User: Yes you will, BUT I SHALL SAVE YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes thank you.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: Majoras mask.
User: Yes? I know~?
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Because I know you are Ben. You are
This worldAll I've ever heard is 'everyone gains new friends.' I can't help it, I don't want to stop being your friend. You know my everything, my past, present, and probably my future.This world3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Everyone tells me the road I am on hurts me, like a road of spikes.
My feet are bleeding, and I can't stop.
I see you on the other side, wait for me to catch up too! Were we ever really friends? I should have realized. Age holds itself above us, teasing hurting.
Age, age age.
Older, younger, all these things people laugh at us for.
When we are young, new and fresh to the world. We are told, that we don't know things about the world yet. That when we gain age, we will be treated with more respect, as we tried to do for our elders.
When we gain this sense of being older we are treated poorly by the younger generation.
This world is sick and twisted. Because it seems to be this never-ending circle we run in.
WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 1WWL2, THE RISE OF GOLDEN ANGEL CH 2, pt 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
The lights were low in the central control room of the Watchtower and when the doors slid shut behind Wonder Woman she did not stray more than a step or two from them as her eyes found that one lonely figure sitting at the main console. A familiar creeping began in her stomach and she drew a calming breath. She feared almost nothing, but this was a conversation she had hidden from for almost two decades. Finally striding forward, her steps were as confident as she could manage and she was able to control the shaking of her knees very well. It was not a long walk, but it sure seemed to take forever.
Finally reaching the occupied chair, she grasped it with one hand, the console with the other as she looked to the large view screen that was right in front of the man who worked the controls. Silence thickened the air around them and the tension mounted.
"Quiet night?" she finally fo
An MLP:FIM Christmas: Christmas Don't Be LateApplejack: Alright you CrusadersAn MLP:FIM Christmas: Christmas Don't Be Late2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Ready to sing your song?
Apple Bloom: I'd say we are
Sweetie Belle: Yeah
Let's sing it now
Applejack: Okay, Scootaloo?
Applejack: Okay, Sweetie Belle?
Sweetie Belle: Ok
Applejack: Okay, Apple Bloom
Apple Bloom? Apple Bloom!
Apple Bloom: Okay
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Christmas
Christmas time is near
Time for toys
And time for cheer
We've been good
But we can't last
Want a plane
That loops the loop
Apple Bloom: Me, I want a loop-de-hoop
Cutie Mark Crusaders: We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas don't be late
Applejack: Ok Fillies, get ready
That was very good, Scootaloo
Applejack: Very good, Sweetie Belle
Sweetie Belle: He, he, he, he
Applejack: Uh, Apple Bloom
You were a little flat
So, watch it, Apple Bloom
Apple Bloom?, Apple Bloom!
Apple Bloom: Okay
Cutie Mark Crusaders: Want a
Star Wars:The CloneWars Quotes"Great leaders inspire greatness in others."Star Wars:The CloneWars Quotes3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction."
"Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves"
"A plan is only as good as those who see it through."
"The best confidence builder is experience."
"Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you."
"You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head."
"Heroes are made by the times."
"Ignore your instincts at your peril."
"Most powerful is he who controls his own power."
"The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes."
"Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud."
"Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil."
"When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side."
"Arrogance diminishes wisdom."
"Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart."
"Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure."
"A single chance is a galaxy of hope."
"It is a r
SW - Clone Of The Force - ISW - Clone Of The Force - I4 years ago in Drama More Like This
Yin & Yang
Jango Fett walked through the white clean halls of the clone factory of Kamino. He was wearing a turquoise top and his navy coloured sweat pants. He was carrying a hand held hologram projector. A holographic man with an elderly face was speaking.
Dooku: I'm pleased to see your progress Jango. Your troopers are impressive.
Jango: They'll do their job well, Tyranus.
Dooku: I hope your satisfied with you pay. I understand that you have requested a clone for yourself....unaltered too.
Jango: None of these clones will ever be a Fett. My son Boba will carry on my legacy.
Lama Su: Excuse me Jango, I am sorry to disturb you but we discovered something that you might be interested in.
Dooku: We will speak soon, my master is waiting for me.
The hologram disappeared.
Jango: What is it?
Jango and the Kaminoan began walking.
Lama Su: It is possible that there was a glitch during this month's cloning process. Either way something has happened that ha
I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know YouI Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
" I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You "
In person you're kind of silly
And in person you are very ugly
Boy in person you are bit of a bastard
-a bit ?
girl you don't know me at all,
do you ?
I Liked You Better When I Didn't Know You
It Is In The DoingI know what she thinks I do in the bathroom when I take a little too long,It Is In The Doing7 months ago in Drama More Like This
when I'm a little too quiet.
After all, I'm a healthy teenager with access to the internet, what else could I be doing?
She knocks on the door and asks, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Smile, my dear reader.
Chuckle a little.
Sometimes she's right.
But sometimes... Sometimes I'm on the floor or pressed hard against the wall, my heart a little too fast, my breath a little too quick... my chest a little too tight as I try to keep the sound of steadily falling tears from echoing beyond the door. As I try to keep pretences to the outside world that I do not cry, that nothing hurts me. That always, always, always, I do not fall to the madness of emotions. I have no control of my life but dammit, I am in control of myself.
But every now and then the rigid hold of apathy breaks and I am reduced to this. Crying in a place where no one will hear my tears. Where no one will hear how desperate I am. How broken.
Broken seems lik
SW - Clone Of The Force - VSW - Clone Of The Force - V4 years ago in Drama More Like This
The 501st Legion got the best and worst of the war. Assigned to various Jedi depending on the battle, not like other squadrons that had their own Jedi General. Out of all the Jedi Yin served, Anakin Skywalker caught his interest the most. He was unpredictable, arrogant and powerful.
Yin's armour was now blue, he was representing his legion. He had seen sites so traumatising that he began to understand why clones were expendable, even if they survived this war, they would never be OK again.
Yin was war hardened, no longer a 'shiny' clone trooper.
It had been over a year since the war began.
Yang: We will be passing through soon. I won't be able to speak long but I haven't seen you since we left Kamino.
Yin: I know brother. How was your last objective?
Yang: Grevious Escaped. He killed one of my fellow commandos, Tai was a good man.
Yin: I'm sorry.
Yang: Yeah...Our unit must be a four. One to lead, one to specialise in system hacking, exp
SW Vader's Ultimate Test pt I.Darth Vader was sat in his meditation chamber. His mask was off. He was sat with his eyes closed. His head in his hands. Could it be? The young rebel that destroyed the Death Star was his son? Palpatine believes it to be true. But how?! Padme.....SW Vader's Ultimate Test pt I.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Vader made a fist and it was shaking.
Padme: Ani....I'm pregnant.
Obi-Wan: Let her go Anakin!
The walls around Vader started to crumble. Vader was moaning.
She died! And so did the baby she was carrying, didn't it? Perhaps not? Could it be true? Could this young rebel scum be his son? Had Obi-Wan kept him secret all these years?
Palpatine: Search your feelings Lord Vader, you will know it to be true.
Vader remembered sensing the force with the X-Wing pilot. He is just a boy, he knows nothing of the force, no better than a youngling. He is much to old but then, so was I when I started my training. He has inherited my power.
Vader stood up and his mask came down slowly from the ceiling and placed itself onto his face.
First Glance_chapter oneFirst Glance_chapter one2 years ago in Drama More Like This
Morning, the air is still cool. Vaguely, I heard Meiko call me "Len..??"
"Eng??..I fell asleep on the couch again, huh? I tried to get up, though my head is still a bit dizzy.
"Hmm, you stayed up late again? You know it's not good for your health?? .. "
Meiko is motherhood, she is always watching me. I feel a little guilty for making her worry.
"No. .. I just can't sleep lately .. " I said
"Why??" Meiko asked with curiosity.
"My body can't calm down, there is someone who I think .."
".. Who ..?"
"You already know .."
"Ah, alright... Why are you thinking about her? " Meiko looks already know who I mean.
"I just want to meet her .." I replied in a tone that was somewhat decreased. Meiko rubbed my head.
"Len, I'm sure you'll soon see her .... I know you miss her, I'm also the same .." Meiko face turned wistful. She also missed her, I knew it ..
"Alright, prepare yourself for school. I also already make breakfast for you .. "
"Yes..."I got up from the couch and went to my room.
Mission 1Mission 1Mission 12 years ago in Drama More Like This
What's happening? So there is a fire in the fields and as a bounty hunter I have to save people and stuff so here we go!
Yuri: I need you guys to go down to the fields and put out the fire! And...Rescue all the workers you can find in the fire! Understand, Maggots!
Group of Bounty Hunters: Sir yes Sir!
Lance: How would a fire start in the middle of the field?
Flare: Lots of things could have caused it and you know it!
Lance: I know, but what if someone had started it you know that would be bad because then we would have to arrest the guy.
Flare: Quit being a worry-wart! This could be fun!
Lance: How would almost being burned to death fun?
Flare: Well, I'm a fire type so fire in general doesn't affect me that well so I should be able to get through the fire safe enough.
Lance: What about the smoke?
Flare: You make a good point Lance but I think i can handle that too.
Lance: Alright. Just get on my back so we can get going.
Flare: Alright! (climbs on to his back)