Never LoverNever Lover4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
What life brings upon us,
All those challenges in our lives,
So challenging for a normal being,
So impossible for a Jedi.
Yet I still love him.
He's grown up around it,
And so have I.
For all the things
I've never asked,
We should not, we're Jedi.
But I want his love.
Don't say. Don't whisper.
But I can't deny my feelings,
So Obi-Wan my never lover,
I love you...but I can't say it.
Through the Eyes of Hawk - 1Through the Eyes of Hawk - 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Delta Squad remained in the weapons training room even after the others had left, uncomfortable with waiting while there was a mystery waiting to be solved on "Planet StarChild". It was named "StarChild" after it appearing out of no where two months ago. No known inhabitants, parents, environment all seemed native to those who saw it. Out of curiosity (and precaution), the Delta squad was to be sent as an investigation team to gain information on this "unknown rock"... But for now, the team was to wait as instructed by Gabe (a male scientist who assisted in the making of the clones) while he brought out "Their new team member".
Sev (RC-1207) used this wasted time of waiting to his advantage by attacking holographic droids. Scorch (RC-1162) and Fixer (RC-1140) sat on near by crates while the Delta Squad team leader, Boss or 38(RC-1138) paced anxiously.
Writing mental illness (a short guide)When incorporating mental illness into a piece of literature, the most important tool you need to use is research. This is true whether you want the mental illness to play a large part OR a small one, and it is true whether you know someone with mental illness or not. In fact, it's even true if you have the illness yourself, because no two people are the same, and your character may display different facets to you due to contributing factors like experience and personality.Writing mental illness (a short guide)7 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
That said, research is not the first thing you should do, because before you get stuck into that research, you need to look at WHY you want to include mental illness in your literature. If you think it would be cool or fun, you might want to rethink it unless you're prepared to put in a lot of work because living with mental illness is not either of those things (generally) and what you're doing for a bit of fun has the potential to negatively impact someone else's life in a big way because stigma & misrepresentatio
Not Yet A WomanNot Yet A Woman4 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
In this life I'm a woman,
But I'm not yet a woman.
I'm a girl.
Just a girl,
But also a queen with a duty.
My life dictated by the situation,
A childhood gone long sacrificed.
For a life of politics,
Of providing a leader.
There is no mother or family.
I am Queen Amidala.
Not yet a woman,
No longer a child.
But one day this will end,
And I'll be a woman at last.
One Minute Star WarsOne Minute Star Wars9 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
One Minute Star Wars
by Gagan Gupta
Quigon Jin: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Anakin: Am I a Jedi yet?
Obi Wan: No
Anakin: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Obi Wan: Soon
Anakin: Fuck You I'm going to the Dark Side
Obi Wan: You will be a Jedi
Luke: Whee I'm gonna be a Jedi
Yoda: Jedi, you will be
Luke: Am I Jedi yet?
Vader: I am your father
Luke: Dammit when will I be a Jedi?
Yoda: After you kill daddy
Luke: Aww Mannn...and Leia's my sister??
Star Wars Episode I ReviewStar Wars Episode I Review2 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
People... why do you hate this movie? Come on, let's get to adult mature constructive manners - why do you hate this movie? It would make sense if you hated it because you don't care for the Star Wars franchise. But that's the funny part - you praise the original trilogy all the time in comparison, talking about this and that you thought was made wrong and overall ruined all three prequels to you, as it changed everything.
Here's the thing - the movie is only hated for the mere purpose of being different. They used a ton of CGI, they gave new styles to everything, they gave some new types of lighthearted elements, and you didn't like it therefor as it "ruined" the mood and tone and style of the original trilogy's. But that just means you prefer the way they made the original trilogy - it doesn't give you the right to bash the living shit out of the prequels for no apparent reason. But let me go through the major issues haters talk about over and over again, and let me respond to them:
Boba Fett vs. PredatorBoba Fett vs. Predator4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Boba Fett vs. the Predator
The galaxy's best bounty hunter goes toe to toe with the galaxy's best game hunter.
Height-1.83 meters (6 feet)
Weight-? Likely estimate is late 100's to early/mid 200's
-constructed from duraplast, allowing it to sustain a great deal of damage without degrading
-wears a power armor liner. This liner shirt has a micro energy field projector and two layers of thin ceramic plates, in order to disperse physical and blast impacts, reducing injuries and likelihood of knockdowns. The power liner also gives him increased protection from fire, acid, intense heat, and cold.
-His main clothing is a reinforced armor mesh battle/flight suit. The inner lining of the suit blocks poisons and corrosives for a period of time
Long-Range weapons: DXR-6 disruptor rifle and jet-pack rocket
-The DX6-6 disruptor rifle produced by the Tenloss Criminal Syndicate. The weapon is so fearsome, it was outlawed by the New Republic. Its could disintegrate matter at the mole
Death To The JediDeath To The Jedi2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
The order is given.
Death to the Jedi.
Death to the good.
Death to the light side of the force.
And now the force is singing,
With the cries of crying children,
Younglings unable to control their thoughts.
And pain falls as the silence grows.
The force is now silent.
Not a whisper or murmur.
Not a cry or a yell.
No sign it's been used.
Just a silence of a dead race.
50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker50 Ways To Annoy Anakin Skywalker2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
1. Follow him around. When he's not looking, laugh hysterically. When he looks at you, stop laughing and have a straight face. Refuse to tell him what you're laughing at. When he turns around again, continue laughing. Repeat.
2. When next to him, say out loud how good a couple Padme and Obi Wan make.
3. Constantly remind him of all his mistakes. (E.g: "Hey Annie, remember when you killed all those Tuskans Raiders?")
4. Tug on his hair. Run and hide. Repeat.
5. Think of a catchy, yet annoying theme song for him. Constantly sing it or hum it around him. Double points if you can get him to hum it as well. Triple points if you get the other Jedi to join you.
6. Scream "LOOK OUT ANNIE!!!" at the most weirdest times. (E.g: Right before he goes to the bathroom.)
7. Spray paint rude things about him on the walls of the Jedi Council. Run and see how long it is until he finds you.
8. Dress as people he knows and follow him around doing really bad impressi
Dral'kote Beskar'bor'adDral'kote Beskar'bor'ad3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Name: Dral'kote Gotal'yaim Beskar'bor'ad
Alias: Night Stalker
Eye Color: Brown/Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Born at the end of (Year and Event). The child was raised by Mandalorians parents on the planet Ordo.
Trained from the age of 5, he became a skilled technician and shadow warrior.
Training in the battle circle was something he did regularly. Working on his fathers Basalisk War Droid was something he enjoyed greatly.When he turned 16 he was sent into the desert as a test of survival.
Finding his way home no easy task. Fighting the heat, creatures and eventually making it to the jungle and home.
After completing this task, he was able to make his beskar'gam (helmet and armor).
Two years later his parents gave him gifts, after choosing to travel the galaxy.
His father gave him the modified Basilisk and his mother gave him her Verpine Sniper Rifle
Final thing to Star Wars Prequels HatersFinal thing to Star Wars Prequels Haters1 year ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Okay, dearest Star Wars prequel haters... I want to give you guys one final honest chance, and I will treat you with as much respect as I can.
To quote someone else... George Lucas didn't ruin Star Wars. You guys did. You had certain expectations with the prequels, and they didn't meet up with them. You say they could have done anything if it wasn't so "bad"? So wait... you are saying the original trilogy is better than the prequels? I could riff the living shit out of the original trilogy if I just had the right tools to do so, and the time and patience to... not to mention, the need to.
Let's face facts here. Star Wars aren't flawless masterpieces. Star Wars aren't meant to be deep clever movies. Star Wars are just some fun actionpacked popcorn entertainment. It might have some emotional moments? Yeah, sure. But that doesn't just go for the original trilogy - the end of the final battle between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Episode 3 was pretty damn emotional too.
I can compare so much. Jar
Charater starter sheetSKYRIM CHARACTER SHEETCharater starter sheet2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Biography: Cin VhetinBiography: Cin Vhetin2 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Cin Vhetin (Sin VAY-ton)
Homeworld: Unknown (Not discussed). Mandalore (Adopted)
Born: 27 BBY (Assumed)
Species: Human (Assumed, since he rarely removes his armor)
Height: 5' 11.5'' (1.79m)
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Dark blue
Chronological and political information:
The Dark Times
Imperial Correctional Force
Arrival on Mandalore and Early Career (14-9 BBY)
Nothing is known about Cin Vhetin before he appeared on Mandalore around 14 BBY as the trainee of the Mandalorian Rame Omotao. Thirteen years old and already an adult by Mandalorian standards, he usually kept to himself, rarely venturing outside his small group of friends that included Rame, his wife Mia, and a bounty hunter trainee named Brianna. His sudden appearance became cause of speculation and even suspicion among many Mandalorians and he still remai
A pledgeI,____________, in all my douchebaggery, swear to be an asshole everyday. I will be a total dick to anyone. I will indirectly destroy someone's day. I will make a miserable person more miserable. I will be a jackass to children, a super dick to anyone who comes into my path, and will be a manipulator when it pleases me. I'll will push people to the edge and kick them into a tank of sharks. I'll only be nice when it suits me and my respect shall be earned.A pledge3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
In the name of Dick Masterson, and all the other major assholes,
Go fuck yourself.
Star Wars StuffI'll start with Jar Jar Binks. By far the worst and most retarded character in the history of movies. I'm sure he was supposed to be that way though. But it's because of him and all the gungans that Episode 1 was the worst episode in the saga. Episode 1 would have been much better without all of them.Star Wars Stuff7 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
Something about Episode 4: Why would the Imperials make a hole leading to the one thing that can wipe out the Death Star? Plus why would they make a trench leading right to it? And to top it off, couldn't you just put a piece of cardboard on the hole or something?
Another thing in Episode 4: If these Stormtroopers are like the best in the galaxy, then why would they lose to a farmboy, a smuggler, a pampered princess and a walking carpet? How hard is it to shoot a walking carpet?
In Episode 6 as the Alliance attacks the Death Star again they find out it's a trap and there's no where to go. But who says that they had to leave in the direction where the Star Destroyers were? Sure the Death S
I Love Star WarsI Love Star Wars a parody of I Love this bar by Toby KeithI Love Star Wars8 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
We got Wookies
We got Gungans
Bounty hunters and Humans
We got Twileks
We got Bothans
We got green Rodians
And the droids arent allowed in Cantina bars
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love Star Wars
We got Mynok
We got Zabrak
Mon-Calamari and Sarlaac
And we got small Dugs
We got Ewoks
Neimodians and star pilots
And Corellians brag about their battle scars
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love Star Wars
I love Star Wars
It's my kind of film
Just watchin them Jedi fight
Makes me wanna be just like them
It aint too hard
To learn each part
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love Star Wars
I've seen Protocols
We've got Astromechs
Storm Troopers and Imperial stiff-necks
And we got lovers
Like Han and Leia
I've even seen a chick Hutt with Jabba
And they like to drink their Spice from a big ol jar
Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, Hmmm, I love Star Wars
(Yes I do)
Me: I like Star Trek
Comedians In The SkyComedians In The Sky2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
You're a bad example of everything British.
Someone American upsets the boss,
But it's you who gets the loss.
Carry on soldier.
I'm not against you got it?
I play by all the same rules,
But that goes with passport.
But you've really made me angry.
Because you died
You stand with pride.
Then you wish you never died.
Like all Brits you go to heaven,
Because Brits don't have to try.
Others wonder why,
But it's a simple fact
No matter if you're choked
Fried or eaten alive.
Dead in space with no air supply.
You're not going to hell alright?
So I'll throw you off a hill,
Give you poisoned toast with dill,
No regrets because I won't miss you when you're dead.
You might threaten to come back,
But that's not British that's a fact.
Because you'll be replaced just like that.
On the Death Star it's a hazard.
There are thousands just like you.
Disposable Brits ready like you.
And then you fail your orders
Sith Lord Vader kills you off,
Force chokes you as you're so wrong.
Who's your daddy?DARTH VADER: "Brom never told you about your father, Eragon...I am your father!"Who's your daddy?7 years ago in Humor More Like This
ERAGON: "My father was Morzan, he betrayed and purged the Dragon Riders with Galbatorix, my mother left and gave birth to me before she died and I grew up with my uncle and aunt."
VADER: "Hmm... that sounds familier... oh well."
VADER: "The elves never told you what happened to your ancestors and your father. I am your father Aragorn!"
ARAGORN: "What are you babbling about? My father was Arathorn!"
VADER: "Are you sure?"
VADER: "Um... okay, my bad."
VADER: "Bilbo never told you what happened to your father! I am your father, Frodo!"
FRODO: "Don't be ridiculous. My father was Drogo. He died when I was little, in a boating accident.
VADER: "Dumbledore never told you-"
HARRY: "My father was James Potter!!!, he was killed by Voldermont"
VADER: "Voldermont? That pansy?"
HARRY: "Yeah... duuude... you have an obsession."
*Luke walks in*
LUKE to VADER: "Father?"
VADER: "Who the
Ten Tips for Poetry1) Format is important. This is something a little difficult to say to a poet: there are amazing poems out there that butcher formatting conventions like a boss. Thing is, if you're going to neglect a convention, don't do it for the lulz: give it a reason. Don Marquis is a good, clean example: his "Archie" poems contain no capitals at all. At a glance, this makes Mr Marquis look like an imbecile. I know I myself instantly despise people who do not use proper capitalization. However, Archie is a cockroach. He can't actually reach the SHIFT key. So the fact that there are no capitals just makes the poem that much more entertaining.Ten Tips for Poetry3 years ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
As another example, you can muck with formatting for real artistic reasons, but this is important: don't be lazy or "silly" with your formatting first, and then think of some sort of hipster excuse for doing it afterwards. It's poor form to use one's own work as an example, I know, but if you have a look at The Quiet Dog, it's all one giant paragraph
Aira-ty Nokta historyAira-ty Nokta history10 months ago in Profiles More Like This
NAME: Aira-ty Nokta
HOME PLANET: Lonagh Wha
HEIGHT: 1.67 meters
WEIGHT: 63 kilograms
SKIN: Pale purple-ish
HAIR: Ocean green
WEAPON: Westar-34 blaster, flame thrower, grenades, poisoned darts, vibro blade
SHIP: part owner of the Slave I, and owns a Swiftwind-class courier, the Sleek Blade
HISTORY (till order 66):
Aira-ty bornt as the single child of her parents on Lonagh Wha. When she was 4 years old a jedi knight arrived on the planet and he recognized that the little girl is force sensitive. Her parents struggled with themself to let their only child go especially because of the hard reproduction of their race, they tried so long to have their own child. Then the jedi knight convinced them and they decided that the best is if they let her go.
In the temple Aira-ty tried really hard to become a good jedi, but she always was too emotional and restless, she was good in lightsaber fight, but she couldn't meditate or to stand still. She was
Death Battle: Starkiller vs. Shadow - The FightDeath Battle: Starkiller vs. Shadow - The Fight4 months ago in Short Stories More Like This
Edge: Last time on DEATH BATTLE, we dived into the strengths and weaknesses of two of the most powerful bio-engineered weapons in video gaming history—Galen Marek, the Starkiller: Sith-turned-Jedi apprentice of Darth Vader, who rose up against his Sith upbringing to attempt to save the galaxy from the Sith’s absolute rule.
Deadpool: And Shadow the Hedgehog: the spiky-haired Ultimate Lifeform with an attitude, who defeated his own FATHER and his alien army, the Black Arms, with the power of Chaos Energy!
The Gentleman: We have taken a look at all the arguments for either side and discussed the scenario to ourselves, and it is time to end this debate once and for all.
Edge: In the immortal words... of Boomstick himself...
All three: IT’S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE!!!
. . .
Kamino Research Facility...
“Don’t let him esca-AH!”
An endless sea of fallen stormtroopers cluttered the hallways and chambers of Kamino’s research lab and facility, the l
Star Wars:The CloneWars Quotes"Great leaders inspire greatness in others."Star Wars:The CloneWars Quotes3 years ago in Drama More Like This
"Belief is not a matter of choice, but of conviction."
"Easy is the path to wisdom for those not blinded by themselves"
"A plan is only as good as those who see it through."
"The best confidence builder is experience."
"Trust in your friends, and they'll have reason to trust in you."
"You hold onto friends by keeping your heart a little softer than your head."
"Heroes are made by the times."
"Ignore your instincts at your peril."
"Most powerful is he who controls his own power."
"The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes."
"Fail with honor rather than succeed by fraud."
"Greed and fear of loss are the roots that lead to the tree of evil."
"When surrounded by war, one must eventually choose a side."
"Arrogance diminishes wisdom."
"Truth enlightens the mind, but won't always bring happiness to your heart."
"Fear is a disease; hope is its only cure."
"A single chance is a galaxy of hope."
"It is a r
WindLike the leaves on a treeWind4 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
in a cold winter wind,
I have been...
Blown off again...
but that's just fine,
Because like the tree
in winter, I know
spring will come once
When it does, then
I will be the triumphant one,
regrowing what I lost,
The cold,bitter wind
that blew me off
to begin with.
we're all glass bottles.1.we're all glass bottles.5 years ago in Philosophy & Perspectives More Like This
somewhere, there is a superhero meant for me, clad in a black cape and hope, adrenaline jumping in iron veins.
we could be a racing river, and no dam could ever hold us in. we could be a fire that no one could put out (i'd be the ashes if he'd be the flame), or maybe even a gust of wind that no wall could ever stop.
maybe we could live in a cave, away from the noise and pain, or maybe we'd live in the clouds and eat dreams all day. maybe we could catch fireflies and pray for the lights to stay lit another moment, just so we could finally hang onto something.
maybe i'd learn to bottle my fears and doubts - and then, maybe, i'd break the bottles and everything they hold. maybe i'd close my eyes and find comfort in the silence, or maybe he'd teach me it's okay not to fly. maybe he'd teach me how to be happy on the ground.
somewhere, there is a superhero meant for me;
but it's a shame he's not here.
it's a shame he'll never save me.
the sky is empty tonight, just like my heart.