A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)2 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 12 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
I Know What To DoI've come to a decision.I Know What To Do2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I don't need to think, I just need to do.
It could be lust, but most likely
But, if I tell the world, there isn't
Any looking back, not one peek.
I could give up, or I could keep on making
My way down each path to find the one,
That best fits my needs, not my wants.
Even if every single one I go on,
Leads me no where.
Would I regret it if I told them?
Or would they learn to accept it,
As would I.
I wish I knew my place,
What I should do to keep me happy.
A Very Different Reaper Chapter 11. Best Friends ForeverA Very Different Reaper Chapter 12 years ago in Sketches More Like This
The Grim Reaper appeared before the two children and the hamster. His face - in fact, all of his features - were completely shrouded by the robe of woven darkness he wore. Only his scythe was visible, and the blade seemed too thin, as though it weren't entirely there.
"I am here," the reaper spoke, "for a...Mr. Jiggles?"
"NO!" the boy said, crying and simpering. "You can't take Mr. Jiggles!"
"He's right," the girl said. "I need him for a school project. You can't have him."
The Grim Reaper looked over the two children defying him. "Really?" His voice seemed a hissing of steam from unknowable depths of time. "And what do you intend to do...to stop me?"
The girl looked up at him. "How about a game?"
"And what are the terms?" he asked her, interested.
"We fight. You win, you get the hamster."
"I get him anyway. What's in it for me to accept your
HeroHere in this time and place there are many who are afraidHero1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Everyone needs someone to look up to, become the paragon
Right the wrongs that are within your power to change
Overcome your past, look within and find your superpower
Fuck You, Positive People. When I post up my art, whether the art is sad or happy or angry, I do it for me. Not for the watches or llama badges. I don't really like people commenting and shoving their sunshine and sympathy down my throat.Fuck You, Positive People.2 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
I post something about suicide. So what? So most people's responses are this: 'You have a WHOLE life ahead of you, SUICIDE? NO, what about the life you leave behind? Your loved one's & friends would be depressed & you would've let your Hopes & Dreams Fade into the darkness, which is CHEATING life. I just want to encourage you to succeed your dreams.' What if my dream is to die? What then? HA, didn't think about that, bitch, did you?
I post something about cutting. So what? So most people's responses are this: 'Why do you do that to yourself? Does it feel good? Are you doing it for attention? I could help you, note me if you want!' Hm, does cutting yourself sound like it'l
You, How Do You Do This Thing To Me?Feeling a tingling sensation in my legs,You, How Do You Do This Thing To Me?2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Just walking up to meet you.
And when we were heart to heart
For the first time I told you.
I feel you in me,
And I dont even know you.
I felt you in my mind
Before I ever thought of it.
And you're stuck there,
Just like gum stuck on cement.
I wouldn't say it gets annoying,
but it never feels right.
I feel so upset.
Sometimes, I know
Im all alone,
You were all I had.
I was all yours.
You were all mine.
FairyFun and carefreeFairy1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
In the wind
Rare you are
You are my heart
Mind Games OHSHC Ch.24Mind Games OHSHC Ch.242 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Day 1 before leaving to France
We arrived at Haruhi's apartment twenty minutes later. My first impression of her apartment is amazement of how spacious her house seems to be. Though the rich thinks that it's a bit too cramp, but I for one knows that this is a pretty decent size apartment because I've experienced this back when I was a child. Looking at the house now reminds me of what it was like living with both my parents.
"You have an adorable apartment Haruhi." I said as I walk through the front door, and took of my shoes. I then slip my feet into the house slippers and step up onto the tatami floor. "I'm surprise it's this spacious."
"Thanks." Haruhi said gratefully."Unlike those guys, you're more considerate of my living condition."
I knew she was talking about the Host, and I nodded in agreement. I follow Haruhi towards her living room, and set the books on top of the coffee table, and stood up to stretch my back. My eyes darted towards the family room and then the kitchen.
Tik-Tok Parody: The AvengersTik-Tok Parody: The AvengersTik-Tok Parody: The Avengers2 years ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
Wake up in the morning feelin' like the Hulk,
Grab my hammer and my shield, no time to sulk!
Fury and Stark are never on time,
But what the heck, we're fighting crime!
Loki's bad, Fury's mad and Thor is really sad,
Hawkeye's cool and the Black Widow rules
Cause she wield a mean gun, we won't stop til we're done
And it pays to shut Loki up!
Now Mr. Liar here says he has an army strong
But Stark says we've got a Hulk to prove him wrong
The Cap is out of touch with our modern time
But who cares, he's classic when he fights crime!
Tryin' to fight the other, Thor keeps defending his brother,
Banner's turning green, we better leave the scene,
Things get gritty cause we're in New York City!
Loki's mad, Thor's sad and things are looking bad
Time to chow, right now
at the local Shawarma!
Brothers mope, miss their realm,
miss the helm
and their mama!
Now the bad guys are attacking in
And From The Clouds I Climbed DownAnd from the clouds I climbed downAnd From The Clouds I Climbed Down2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
To the greens below
Where children stood under trees
Singing tunes only known to birds
I sat there, under the weeping willow
Wishing the sun upon my back
Gazing to the golden fields
Eager for the touch of daffodils
Crimson winds blow at my whiskers
Egging them on in unwanted directions
Unclothed flesh rubs along coarse stone; I rise
Aching bones fighting my will
The Willow begs me to stay
It's long arms grasping for me
"I must go forth" I say
The Willow unwinds its soft fingers
I touch the tops of the daffodils
Letting it's pollen create fury within my palm
The children's song is heard from behind me
Is what we perceive, reality?
When I could no longer stand
I let the daffodils surround my body
I let them take me
And I climb back up to the clouds.
The Super Hero Squad Show - Moving on Chapter 2The Super Hero Squad Show Moving On (Ms. Marvel x Spider-Man)The Super Hero Squad Show - Moving on Chapter 22 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Author's note: For those of you who are wondering about how I'm going to portray Moon Knight's multiple personality disorder, I plan to make it similar to Iceman from Mega Man: Powered Up where he acts like he's talking to someone else.
Also, if any of you haven't watched 'The Amazing Spider-Man' film yet, one of the scenes here is based on a scene in the film, so SPOILER ALERT.
Just thought I make that clear before anyone asks. Now, on with the chapter!
Chapter 2 Settling in
After Deadpool was put to sleep and placed in his bedroom, Spider-Man, Daredevil and Moon Knight were shown to their rooms and the squad helped them get their things in. Spider-man surveyed his room upon entering it. It was simple enough, a bed with a set of drawers and a lamp on top of it.
A cupboard to put his costumes in (seriously he has so many costumes he could start a fashion show) and a chair with a desk, so if he needed to upgrade
COMPTINE DU VIDE - VOID'S COMPTINE(English version below)COMPTINE DU VIDE - VOID'S COMPTINE2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
Tes yeux clairs d'eau froide
Seront des tombeaux
Devant mon corps roide
Cerclé de flambeaux
Léché d'ombres d'or
Verras-tu notre arbre
Sec et déjà mort
Tes larmes de glace
Arrivent trop tard
Dans ce temps qui passe
Qui passe blafard
Scellant le silence
Tu n'as jamais su
Mes envies de danse
De miel et de nu
Tes yeux clairs de lune
Mon cur de géant
Au creux du néant
Frantz, mars 2012.
Your clear, cold water's eyes
Will be graves
In front of my rigid body
Circled by torchlight
Licked by golden shadows
Will you see our tree
Dry and already dead
Your icy tears
Come too late
In this passing time
Passing, ashen like
Sealing the silence
You never knew
My cravings for nude
And honey dances
Your moon lit eyes
My giant's heart
Tangled in misfortune
In nothingness' hollow
Frantz, march 2012
LES AMANTS II - THE LOVERS II(English translation below)LES AMANTS II - THE LOVERS II2 years ago in Haiku & Eastern More Like This
La belle me glisse
Sa langue douce et subtile
En haut de mes cuisses
Frantz, mars 2012.
My beauty slides
Her soft and subtle tongue
At the top of my thighs
Frantz, March 2012
EROTIQUE DU VIDE - EROTICISM ON EMPTY(english version below)EROTIQUE DU VIDE - EROTICISM ON EMPTY2 years ago in Urban & Spoken Word More Like This
Érotique du vide
Je t'ai vue, inconsolée
De nos paroles sous la pluie
Les fumées douces de tabac
Blond et les rebonds du vent
Froid de novembre
Ne pleure pas, rayon de lune,
Exhale ta tristesse en vapeur nicotine
Le sang te quitte aux joues
- Buvons du vin.
Eroticism on empty
I saw you, disconsolate
For our words, in the rain
Sweet smoke of blonde tobacco, and
The bounces of the cold November wind.
Do not cry, moonbeam,
Exhale your sadness in
Sweet nicotine vapors.
The blood leaves your cheeks
- Let us drink wine.
Frantz, 2011. (English version 2012.)
Don't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)Don't Go Breaking My HeartDon't Go Breaking my heart (Darthraner)2 months ago in Songs & Lyrics More Like This
(Sung by Homer and Marge Simpson and Peter Griffin and Lois Griffin)
Homer Simpson: Don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I couldn't if I tried
Homer Simpson: Oh honey if I get restless
Marge Simpson: Baby you're not that kind
Peter Griffin: Don't go breaking my heart
Lois Griffin: You take the weight off of me
Peter Griffin: Oh honey when you knock on my door
Lois Griffin: Oo I gave you my key
Both: Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Homer Simpson: When I was down
Marge Simpson: I was your clown
Both:Woo Hoo Nobody knows it
Nobody knows it
Peter Griffin: Right from the start
Lois Griffin: I Gave you my heart
Oohh I Gave you my heart
Homer Simpson: So don't go breaking my heart
Marge Simpson: I won't go breaking your heart
Both: Don't go breaking my heart
Peter Griffin: Nobody told us
Lois Griffin: Cause nobody showed us
Peter Griffin: Now it's up to us baby
Lois Griffin: Oohh I think we can make it
Homer Simpson: So don't misunderstand me
Marge Simpson: You put the
Lost, but never Forgotten LoveDawn walked down the quiet halls of SIGMA. Her footsteps echoed in the emptiness, making her ears twitch unknowingly. She turned the corner and stopped. Hm..., she thought as she stared down the furnished halls. She shrugged and continued walking. She nearly sighed in relief when she noticed a purple haired cat turned the corner from the other end and started walking, opposite of her. As they passed by each other, Dawn stopped as the cat spoke, his Australian accent making her shiver ever so slightly.Lost, but never Forgotten Love2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dawn glanced at him before she spoke. "He's fine, Heru." She heard him mumble out an answer and nodded to her response. She looked up and stared at the low rise ceiling. "You know I love him, right?"
Heru placed his hands in his pockets and smiled, not looking at her. "Yeah, I know."
Dawn smiled slightly and turned her head to the side. "...Then why are you being persistent? We both have someone we love..." Heru chuckled and closed his ey
Left youLeft you2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
I have questions for you can you answer
"sure i have time ask away"
Who's your best friend?
"you of course"
If i asked would you date me?
"i would only if you wouldn't break me"
Am i more than a friend to you?
"mabey you'll have to wait and in time ill tell"
Do you belive in love at first sight?
"of course it happened to me"
Will you ever leave me?
"I won't if you don't leave me"
Am i hot to you?
"everytime i see you i have to wear sunglasses"
Whats the worst thing you've ever done?
... Left you ... <3
THE COOKIE. (JackxCookiexWren)**Jack and Wren are about to go into an intense thumb wrestle... but it blossoms into something much more than that. <3***THE COOKIE. (JackxCookiexWren)2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Jack: *He quickly took out a marker and drew a smiley face on his thumb and wiggled it around in her face* lets do this! *grabs her hand*
Wren: *Her elbow jerks as her thumb twitches against Jack's, her tongue sticking out in determination. Suddenly, her eyes flash to Lorelei. In her mind, she thinks to herself, 'bitch had candy but didn't share.' However, being the polite demon hybrid she was, she whispered,* Woman had candy but didn't share.
Jack: *His happy looking thumb pounces at the other with a gratuitous amount of force, and it wiggled and spazzed all over the place*
Wren: *Her face twisted into a look of sheer might, realizing the man had her beat. Wren glanced at the cieling, whistling innocently, and stuck her index finger out to trap Jack's thumb* I WIN.
Jack: *If his thumb could scream, it probably would be from
A Very Different Reaper 33. From the Diary of Mandy 1A Very Different Reaper 32 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Grim...intrests me. He's...not what I was expecting. Okay, that's not quite right. He's everything I expected from the Grim Reaper: awe-inspiring, powerful, mysterious, shadowed, terrifying and comforting at the same time...but he's also more.
When Billy put our lives on the line for Mr. Jiggles, I knew I had to think fast. I know the rules of the games with Death. Death always wins. The only way I could make it out of that one alive was if I made losing as appealing to Death as winning. That was the only way I would have a chance.
People have often wondered why I hang out with Billy. It's...complicated and simple at the same time. You see, there's this...gift I've always had. When I stare into someone's eyes, I see everything they want to hide: their secret hopes, desires, fears, dreams...everything that makes them who they are. I see th