One Erection (RANT)One Erection (RANT)2 years ago in Comedy
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NOTE: If you aren't interested in hearing my opinion on One Direction, please ignore this. If you are interested on the other hand, I hope you will like this.
This rant will have grammatical errors, so please tell me if I made a mistake so I can fix it.
Unless you've been living under a rock, you have heard of this so called 'boy band' One Direction.) They are the 'big thing' right now. Together with Justin Bieber, this group is incredibly popular.
I never saw the point in One Erec Sorry, One Direction . In my eyes they were just like Justin Bieber, just multiplied with five (Or was it six? I'll never remember how many it is in this group.) Though many of my classmates (All were girls,) giggled all day long about Harrys hair or Nialls smile or something.
They said all the time "You MUST check them out! They are so talented, good and funny! And so incredible HOT! *insert giggling and possible orgasm here*.
Me: Uhm, OK?
They: Yaay! We are getting
How to Own Your WolfabooThere is nothing wrong with wanting to protect an animal, namely one that you love, but please do not spread lies about it.How to Own Your Wolfaboo3 years ago in Drama
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Statement #1: Wolves have never attacked people before.
Truth: Has teeth, will bite! You cannot exclude captive wolves from this sort of statement. Any predatory animal can and will bite under the circumstances. There is plenty of documentation that shows wolves have indeed been known to attack humans, including the natives. This is, of course, taking into account rabid, healthy, provoked and unprovoked wolves. But the main focal point being that wolves HAVE attacked people before. One of the most famous pieces of literature documenting wolf attacks is Wolves in Russia by Will N. Graves and Valerius Geist.
Statement #2: Ok, but there has never been a documented case of a healthy wolf killing a human in North America.
Truth: There are in fact two that recently happened over the past 6 years, Candice Berner and Kenton Carn
01. Kung Fu Panda 3: Super...01. Kung Fu Panda 3: Super...3 years ago in Drama
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TITLE - Kung Fu Panda 3 - Chapter 01: Superlative Lethargy Training!
It was another early morning in the Jade Palace for Master Shifu, The Furious Five, and Po, AKA "The Dragon Warrior". But instead of constant and routinely training exercises, being in a state of 'Inner Peace', etc... We all had woken up fed up, and surprisingly nobody knew what to do for a change!
There were no bad guys to fight, the Valley was at peace and literally lived to its name, and generally so was all of China at peace as well.
Master Shifu just sat on the stairs that led up to the palace, the rest of the Five wondered and pondered on what to do outside on the training ground, Po wasn't hungry, and I (Tigress) just laid on my back and gazed up to the hot summers clear blue sky.
"What do you have planned for today Shifu? Nothing, I have nothing planned for today!" Shifu said to himself, as he chucked pebbles down the steps to relieve his boredom.
"I want to get something done, oh yeah! Wi YAH!" Po sai