Attack of the 50ft TwinsWe Start our story off at Springfield Elementry School as the kids are leaving to go home. All the kids are proceeding on the bus.Attack of the 50ft Twins7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Bart: Hey Milhouse!
Bart: take a look i stole from Principle Skinners office!
(bart reaveals a whoopi cushion)
Milhouse: Woah! cool Bart, how did you get that from his office?
Bart: Well i was sent to the principle fro disrupting the class and while old Skinhead stepped out i ransacked his Drawer and found this Baby!
Milhouse: Your my hero! so what are going to do with it? are you gonna prank somebody!
Bart: Just watch and learn 4 eyes! (inflates cushion and places it quickly in the seat behind them) Watch and learn!
(meanwhile the twins Sherri and Terri step on the bus and walk towards the whoopi cushioned seat, they walk past bart waving to them and both turn up their noses. Bus pulls ofSherri move towars the window seat while Terri sits down on the isle seat sitting on the Whoopi cushion. *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzztttttttttt*
Lisa's Choice Ch. 1(Edit: See Artist comments)Lisa's Choice Ch. 13 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa's Choice Chapter 1
A Simpsons Fanfic
Disclaimer: This is a bit "dark" and is more of a realistic take on the story set nine years in the future. This will also be Older Lisa x Sideshow Bob
Lisa opened the front door slowly, hoping to not draw her mother's attention. She peaked her head in and didn't see her. If she was lucky her mother wouldn't realize what time it was, and that she was home from school. A wind blew in through a window pulling the door shut with an audible thunk.
"Lisa? That you?"
She was in the kitchen; of course. Probably slaving away on some meal that her fat slob of a father wouldn't appreciate. Neither would her brother. Lisa shook her head, she didn't want to think about Bart right now.
"Yeah mom, it's me. Just going to study."
"Where is your brother?" Lisa had already started up the stairs, but paused to answer.
"He said he was going to hang with some friends." Footsteps exited the kitchen and headed towards her. Lisa cursed
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
Holidays of Future Past. Holidays of Future's PastHolidays of Future Past.3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Lisa was happy that her daughter Zia looked up to her, and was just as intelligent as she was at her age. She was worried that she would become a total party girl, and become hooked to the web. Christmas was over, it was passed midnight, and she walked to her car with her husband. They waved to her parents and brother; Bart decided to stay the night. The three of them drove off and headed for home, Lisa driving, Milhouse in the seat next to her, and Zia in the back.
Halfway there, the car began to have trouble. Lisa turned to see Milhouse asleep, his head leaning on the window. She looked back at Zia; she had fallen asleep on the back seats. Lisa pulled the car to the side of the road and got out of the car. She opened her hood and tried to find the problem with the car.
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
Simpsons Fantasy V - Part 1SIMPSONS FANTASY VSimpsons Fantasy V - Part 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
100 Theme Challenge - 11. Memory100 Theme Challenge>100 Theme Challenge - 11. Memory1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
“Do you see anything, Raph?” Leo asked.
Raph held the T-phone close to his head to keep the sound of his brother’s voice muffled. “Nothing. The window we came through was crusted over with paint and we had to force it open. It’s pitch black in here and full of dirt. We can hear some faint noises coming from below us though, so I guess the action’s all on the first floor.”
“This is odd and I don’t like it,” Leo said quietly. “There’s always an obvious sign that the Kraang have been somewhere, even if it’s just the mess they leave behind.”
“Maybe whatever they’re doing don’t require the top floor,” Casey said, his ear practically stuck to Raph’s head so he could hear what was being said.
“It’s possible their activities are limited to the bottom part of the building,” Leo said musingly
100 Theme Challenge - 15. Silence100 Theme Challenge100 Theme Challenge - 15. Silence1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Don sat in his lab surrounded by complete silence.
On a makeshift bed in one corner of the lab, Casey rested comfortably. The decision to move him had been partly Casey’s; he didn’t want the ‘grown-ups’ as he called Master Splinter and Mister O’Neil to know just yet that he’d gotten hurt.
The fact that he couldn’t leave the lair without any clothes was another part of the reason he was sleeping in the turtle’s home. He didn’t have clothes because Don refused to let him put them back on.
With Leo’s assistance, Don had extracted a small fragment of metal from Casey’s thigh, afterwards cleaning and stitching the skin. It was his first real practical experience as a medic for a human and Don was so excited for the opportunity that he forgot to be nervous.
During the entire procedure, Casey had never taken his eyes off of Don. Other than a quick intake of breath during a couple of the mo
100 Theme Challenge - 26. Tears100 Theme Challenge100 Theme Challenge - 26. Tears1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Despite the noise made by the heavy downpour, Don heard one of the Kraang say, “Kraang’s instructions are that Kraang must not destroy the turtle named Donatello who is the turtle that Kraang must not destroy.”
“Kraang may destroy the other turtle that is not the turtle that Kraang must not destroy,” said another of the Kraang bots.
“It looks like watching my shell is going to involve you losing yours,” Don said to his brother.
“Hey, at least now we have proof they really are after you,” Raph told him.
“Thanks,” Don said sarcastically, “that makes me feel so much better.”
“Off the walls?” Raph asked.
“Count of three,” Don replied. “One, two, three!”
As soon as the last word left Don’s mouth, the brothers separated, running directly towards the bricks walls of the buildings in front of them. Upon reaching the wall, Don used h
Slumber's Torture: C3: Sea of EmotionsSlumber's Torture: C3: Sea of Emotions2 years ago in Horror More Like This
“Where am I?” Donnie repeated. “Where’s the real me? The me from here?” His voice grew louder, and he glanced back and forth between his brothers, although Leo couldn’t see him doing so. He no doubt sensed it, but he, nor any of their brothers, spoke a word. “Please,” He pleaded. “I have to know.”
It was Mikey who finally broke the silence. “No, you don’t bro,” His tone was laced with an amalgam of regret, sorrow, and oddly enough, fear. “Donnie,” He sighed. “Just don’t go there.”
“Why shouldn’t he?” Raph huffed, getting up from his leaning position on the wall. “He has the right to know,” Looking at Donnie, he sighed. Crossing his arms, and keeping them close to his chest, he exhaled deeply. “It’s all my fault...”
“Raphael!” Leo scowled. “What do you think you are doing?” Donnie could feel
Donnie and Leatherhead - Your FaceThe four brothers were saying goodbye to Leatherhead for the moment. They were about ready to head home and plan out how they were going to retrieve the power cell Leatherhead had so painstakingly stolen. In the back of their minds they all felt guilty. They all also hid it very well. It was only Donnie who appeared openly disheartened.Donnie and Leatherhead - Your Face2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Leatherhead noticed. He watched the tall turtle carefully.
Each turtle jumped into the water one after the other to return home. Leo as the leader was first, then Raph, next Mikey, and last Donnie. Donnie however hesitated. He looked back at Leatherhead fleetingly, hoping the large intimidating creature wouldn’t notice.
Leatherhead did. “Donatello.” His voice boomed.
Donatello instinctively cringed. He sucked his head almost into his shell and bit his lip. He had already been trained to fear everything about the alligator. “I-I have to go. I h-have to invent something. T-To…get the power cell…f-for you!”
TMNT-The ScientistCome up to meet you, tell you I'm sorryTMNT-The Scientist2 years ago in Drama More Like This
You don't know how lovely you are.
It was a quarter past midnight and New York City had never been quieter. It was as though the city felt Donatello’s pain. Understood how he needed silence to concentrate. To get a hold of his emotions and mind. And he was grateful for that.
Dodging from shadow to shadow in the grassy part of the city, Donatello finally came to the spot he was looking for. He didn’t need a map to find this place or be told any directions. He knew it by heart. And the turtle knew it was engraved in it like a pathetic map he never wanted to throw away.
Donnie stood in front of the slab of stone in complete silence, not caring who could or could not see him. This was his moment, his place, and no one will ever take that away from him. Swallowing the lump in his throat, he finally found what he thought were the right words to say. “Hey, April. Nice night. isn’t it?”
TMNT-FrecklesTMNT-Freckles2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
April O’Neil had never liked her freckles. She had so many splattered on her face thanks to her pale complexion when she was younger and had been severely bullied by them. The red head shuddered as she remembered those days.
It was when she wore glasses and had braces. Her freckles were just the icing on top. She recalled how they called her ‘pizza face’ and joked about how ‘somewhere in Africa, a cheetah was missing its spots.’ The worse was when someone joked that God had sneezed all over her face when she was a baby. It mortified her for years.
After being so badly teased, the teen made it her goal to have little to no freckles at all. If she went outside, she lathered on sun block. She wore hats. She did everything to keep the sun from creating more damned spots on her face.
April’s Dad had told her that her freckles were what made her beautiful. That they were angel kisses. She loved those stories her dad told her but they just couldn’t dr
TMNT 2012: Mutated Gender Chpt 1“April, put Spike down NOW!” Raphael shouted at the human girl. She wasn't doing anything wrong to Raph's unmutated turtle, except for touching him of course.TMNT 2012: Mutated Gender Chpt 12 years ago in Humor More Like This
“Oh, come on now Raph, even Spike needs a little exercise.” April teased.
“Not today he doesn't!” Raphael shot back, making a dive for his pet. April moved just in time, accidentally bumping into Donatello's mini work station.
“Hey!” Donatello objected, quickly stopping a beaker from falling over. “Turtle working on getting a mutagen monster back to human again here!”
“Sorry Donnie.” April apologized, just narrowly dodging a swipe from Raph.
“You guys need to settle down before something gets broken.” Leonardo said from over by the TV set, watching his favorite show.
“How did this start again?” Michelangelo asked, sitting near Leonardo but playing a hand held game.
“April, give Spike back now or you'll never see another tomorrow.
Slumber's Torture: C12: No Remorse At AllSlumber's Torture: C12: No Remorse At All2 years ago in Horror More Like This
Donnie’s heart pounded as he waited for his father to answer. Although nearly no time had passed since he first asked, he couldn’t help but repeat himself. “Where are my brothers?”
“My son,” Splinter put his hand on Donnie’s shell. “They are waiting outside. Today has been...trying, and I recommended they rest,” Splinter’s voice dropped lower as he sighed. “I’m afraid none of them are doing that though.”
Donnie struggled to sit up completely. His body was so weak, but his mind was turning. “I have to see them...I have to...I have to know...” He couldn’t say it out loud. He couldn’t. But he had to be reassured that his brothers were alive. For the first time in what felt like forever, his mind began to clear.
“My son-” Splinter began as he looked for some reason to keep his son down. But there was a determined look in Donatello’s eyes, one that was n
Two worlds collide-Have you ever wondered what would a female human version of Mikey look like? Well, time to find out! Please comment!-Two worlds collide2 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The boys were running on the roof topes, in panic and confusion. They weren't even sure for what or who they were looking for. But whatever came out of the dimensional portal Donnie made in the state of boredom, was now a threat to their dimension.
''Donnie, what are we even looking for?!'', Raph asked while jumping.
''I told you, I have no idea! But whatever or whoever it is, we have got to find it! If the object from the parallel universe stays too long on the unknown and foreign surface, there could be a disaster!''.
''You mean it's gonna destroy every pizza place in the world?!'', Mikey asked in fear and panic. His brothers sighed and rolled their eyes on their baby brother's stupidity. Leave to Mikey to ruin everything, again. He had to stand too close to the controls and d
Cabin Fever - Part 1Cabin FeverCabin Fever - Part 12 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Summary: Feeling suffocated, April sneaks out of the Lair, and is followed by a well-meaning, blue-eyed tagalong. Really, how much trouble could they get into? Rated for violence.
A/N: Phew, this one grew into a bit of a beast. Part 2, coming soon!
Okay…here we go. One tiny step at a time, you can do thi—UGH!!
April O’Neil cringed in horrified disgust as her bare foot landed in something cold and vaguely squishy. Feeling around with a cautious toe, she identified the object as a stray piece of pizza that had somehow escaped the feeding frenzy of her honorary brothers earlier that evening. The turtles were now spread around the faintly flickering light of the TV in various states of unconsciousness. She could see Donatello draped slightly over Raphael’s shell, utterly undisturbed by the red-banded turtle’s gentle snoring right next to his ear. Leonardo had fallen asleep close-by, with Michelangelo curled up next to him. She could see Leo
100 Theme Challenge - 13. Misfortune100 Theme Challenge100 Theme Challenge - 13. Misfortune1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Don could hear the Kraang laser blasters when he was only partway around the building. Casey kept pace with Don as they ran, a hockey stick replacing the bat he’d used earlier. The boy’s mask was pulled down over his face and his entire focus was directed towards the fight.
Rounding a corner of the building, Don saw the door to the loading dock was wide open. Intermittent flashes of pink from the Kraang weapons lit up the dark interior of the warehouse.
Stopping just outside the opening, Don pressed his carapace against the wall and tried to get a look inside. When Casey made as if to pass him, Don swung his arm out and stopped the youth.
“The fight’s in there,” Casey whispered harshly.
“Do you want to outline yourself in the door and give the Kraang a target?” Don asked, pointing at the two nearby street lights. “Hang on.”
Digging a pair of shuriken from his belt, Don let them fly. Both hit
TMNT-SupportDonatello paused outside of the green curtain, uncertainty building up inside of his stomach. He gulped and suddenly wondered if it had been a good idea to go there that night. After everything that had happened...The ninja sighed and finally opened the curtains a tad with hesitation.TMNT-Support2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Nothing. He pulled the curtains back more and poked his head into the makeshift room meant for the red head. Donatello knew he should give the girl her space...but after the run in with Karai that day...he had to make sure she was okay.
To the mutant's left, a futon had been pushed into the corner of the room, a single lamp giving the right amount of light sat beside white pillow. A hole in the ceiling where a street lamp from afar shot light through the hole and into the sewer. April's laptop was plugged into an extension chord and the place where her fan would be remained empty.
Donatello knitted his brow and crawled into the room, closing the curtain behind him. Her room was empty. No sign of