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AttacksHomer Jay SimpsonAttacks3 months ago in Profiles More Like This
Skill: Blitz
Chakra: Non-Elemental Damage
Demi Shock: Reduces HP by 1/2
Revive: Revives Fallen Party Members
Big Guard: Casts Haste, Protect and Shell on all Party Members
Angels Snack: Cures all status ailments for all party members
Mustard Bomb: Medium Fire Damage
Raging Fist: Cuts through enemy defence
Phantom Rush: Powerful Non-Elemental Attack to one enemy
I Got Your Donut Lardlad: And what you gonna do about it! (Surpeme Non-Elemental Damage to all enemies)
Marjory Simpson
Skill: White Magic
Cure: Restores HP
Cura: Restores HP
Curaga: Restores HP
Curaja: Restores HP
Full Cure: Fully Restores HP
Life: Revives one party
Jr. LoveIt was my first day for 5th grade. Yep, 5th. I was getting older by the day. The only thing I hated about oving up to 5th grade is that everyone knows me. Due to my dad, they think I'm completely retarded. They always say it's the terror or the offspring of Satan's son or something completely stupid, making me feel like I'm nothing.Jr. Love1 year ago in Settings More Like This
"Jr. ready?" Mom called to me. Dad, or I call him Bart most of the time, was waiting with her. He's always glued to her side, unlike Grandma and Grandpa.
"Yeah, I'm coming. Sophie! Come on, we gotta go." I called to my sister. She was as smart as my aunt Lisa. She was a gifted child in a good way, mostly in
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
Later...
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing)
Into the background.When we talk I worry that every time I speak I'll say something to annoy you.Into the background.1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
So now I just sit in silence,
Listening whilst everyone else talks.
And I've realised you don't need me any more.
You don't miss me.
I've faded into the background.
Insane?I never want to see itInsane?1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Still, it's always there,
I never want to feel it
Forever it remains near.
Grabbing my soul
It likes to recycle,
I'm not done with it
It's my life still
I've never come this far,
Each mile it gets worse.
I'll never do this again,
Still don't know the purpose.
It's probably already over,
How can this be real?
I am not the creator,
I can't claim to know the deal.
Why does it even matter,
Maybe it doesn't,
Maybe,
it...
This is insanity.
Just One Chance... CH. 1As I turn the corner to go into the room, I stopped, took a breath, and asked myself why was I crying? Everyone says that the bride is suppose to be happy on her wedding day. But I wasn't, because I didn't love the man who was standing by the podium, smiling at me. Father told me that this was a good thing to do right now, because my future husband will be able to provide for me and our future family. Well, at least I have Grognak The Barbarian issue 1 in my back pocket, if anyone could get me through this, it would be Grognak. My dad said that it's unladylike to read those comics, but Grognak was a epic barbarian why wouldn't I like him? SadJust One Chance... CH. 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Chamber Of UnknownCherish everything you have...Chamber Of Unknown1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Change can take it all...
Choice is not given...
Choking with the truth of present...
Chart of the divels will fall sooner or later...
Champions will rise at the end...
Chamber of unknown has opened...
Jestes zrujnowanym miastemJesteś zrujnowanym miastemJestes zrujnowanym miastem1 year ago in Concrete Poetry More Like This
Które ja teraz odbudowywuję
Przynajmniej spróbuję
Zacząłem już latem
Zburzyłem Mury Nieśmiałości
Niszcząc przy tym Budynek Złości
Prostym gestem padła Wieża Smutku
Powstające na nowo mury burzę pomalutku
Park Grzechów wyciąłem co do pnia
Pozbywając się tamtejszego zła
Na ziemię runął także Pomnik Obaw
Od wszelkiego złego nas zbaw!
Z młotem poszedłem na Budynek Twojej Paniki
Zamieniłem go w kamyki
Świątynia Pustki zniknęł
Burdens of Yore-Chapter ThreeFrom the other side, someone was waiting for the door to open before he could slip in. The spacious bars that shaped the gate of my cell, allowed me to see any passing person in the gloomy halls, but with my eyes glued to those that were staring right into mine; I could only stay stunned to see my unusual visit. My first thought, as I stopped all actions with the blade I carved on my own, still in my hands, was that; I would inevitably lose my hand-made sturdy weapon.Burdens of Yore-Chapter Three1 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
The safeguard murmured words to the boy that had his eyes anchored in mine, and before I knew it, he was pushed and locked in my room. That left the two of us alone.
"YOU??!"
Gearing With GutsGreen gross i need for...Greedy germs holding...Grudges on us...Judging us by religion...Gearing With Guts1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
Game it's like for them...Gambling with lifes of others...caged gems in prison...Grooms of our future died...Griefing on youth went with the wind...
Gentlemen of before disappeared...
Guts is our only gear...Goofing with guns and bombs will not stop us from reaching our goal...
50. 50 PercentIt had to be some sort of obsession of his. There was no other way to really describe the way that Finn couldn't keep his hands off of me other than with that word. Obsession. Any time I was within at least ten feet of him, be it doing dishes, playing with Villain, or just lounging around the house. The moment that he crossed that invisible boundary that surrounded me he would always find his way to me, hands appearing on my body wherever he saw fit for that moment and disrupting my train of thought until he wandered away again.50. 50 Percent1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
It was a curious thing. Every time I heard his footsteps get closer I peeked up, watching for the moment where he
Of All the Balloons in the WorldSummary: Hello, Keith Sommer. Meet Little You. Don't believe me? Well you just wasted your chance to do something about your past. Have a good life.Of All the Balloons in the World1 year ago in Short Stories More Like This
- - -
"Out, out, damn spot!"
A bit of Windex here, a bit of Windex there. The tenacious miscreant slinks away after a few forceful rubs on the counter, conceding defeat this time round but promising a fateful return; in fact, you could go right ahead and pen it into your schedule not two days from now. See how it sparkles! Does it not stab your eyes with its perfect gleam of cleanliness? Well, it should. The gods themselves could now eat on it. But only during weekdays from ten to nine, not co
Would you start a family with me? MxS"Minori, will you start a family with me?" Shiro asked his feminine friend, holding his shoulders.Would you start a family with me? MxS1 year ago in Sketches More Like This
"Wh-what?" Minori said, blushing intensly, barely able to keep himself from plummeting to the ground.
"No, I just you, Clarice, Moshi, and I living together, happily." The calm Japanese boy explained.
"Oh," Minori replied, cooling down.
"What's wrong? You seem a little disappointed..." Shiro noticed.
"Nope! Nothing!" Minori replied, frantically returning to wash the dishes. But Minori knew Shiro better than that. He saw things no one else saw. Then, Shiro quickly spun Minori around and sweetly planted a quick kiss upon his lips. Then, in an
Start to Love Chapter 2Chapter 2Start to Love Chapter 21 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
It’s the second day of work and Miguel is ready to give his all. He descended the stairs and went to the dining room to eat his breakfast. Between each two bites he would look up and take a quick peak on Satou-kun. He still couldn’t figure out why he felt the way he did in the previous day. “He is just a little boy. A BOY! My heart shouldn’t beat like that because of him. Right?” – Thought the young hero.
Just like Miguel’s, Satou’s mind was in a twirl of confusion and somewhat fear. He didn’t know what to think of his teacher anymore.
Suddenly, Satou’s grandfather suggested:
-Since Migeru-san and my grandchild go to the same school, the two of you could go to school and come home always together, deshou? I would feel more at ease that way.
-Eh, naze jii-chan?!
-You always get in trouble. This way, Migeru-san can take care of you.
-Demo, mendokuse ~ !
-Do you agree, sensei?
-H
Start to Love Chapter 1Chapter 1Start to Love Chapter 11 year ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
- Sir, sir? Excuse me, wake up. The plane has landed.
Miguel stood up and left the plane. Even though he was so tired of the trip, he jumped while screaming euphorically:
- Shibuya, prepare yourself for I, Miguel Luz, have arrived!
Miguel closed his eyes and spread his arms so he could feel the aromatized wind of his new city.
Right after getting his luggage, Miguel was guided to the Satou Inn, where he would stay during his time in Japan.
The Sakuranbo trees along the paths were even more beautiful than he ever imagined. “Just like a dream!” he thought while gazing at some little children playing happily.
Before the magnificent entrance of the Inn, there was a particularly big Sakuranbo capable of making people stare with a “wow” expression. But what really caught Miguel’s eyes was a young boy sitting next to the tree, in a fetus position. He had a silky and shiny black hair, his face was pale an
Bullying is NEVER okayCertainly our Lord and Savior has a special place in His heart forBullying is NEVER okay1 year ago in Articles & Interviews More Like This
the rowdy youngsters who enjoy passing recess yelling vicious
slurs at their gay school fellows, so Senate Republicans in
the Michigan legislature have likewise carved out a
special spot in the state's new anti-bullying law to
exempt kids with a "sincerely held religious belief
or moral conviction" from the rules, so they might
continue to freely remind the gay kids that American
Jesus thinks they are losers.
From the Detroit News:
"Matt's Safe School Law" passed 26-11 with all Democrats
voting against it. The bill is named for Matt Eppling, an
East Lansi
This is ridiculousThis is ridiculous1 year ago in Emotional More Like This
*The pic is not mine*
I'm I guess mostly ranting here but, as the title says, this is ridiculous. A man writing a letter to a newspaper (sadly, I don't know which one but it doesn't really matter in my eyes) because he's against gay marriage. Although I am fully supportive of gay marriage, everyone has the right to their own opinion but some people take that too far. Pushing that on others and condemning people for their choices is not something I tolerate.
This letter particularly outrages me as it basically says that same sex love is the same thing as beastality. No. It is not the same and clearly this person is grasping at straws out o
Untitled Song No. 1The feeling,Untitled Song No. 11 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
It drifts slowly onward,
Breathing,
In-ward, Out-ward.
A sense.
A cold chill, the feeling,
Immense,
It takes you in, Reeling.
And I.
I am me.
And you.
You cannot see.
Coldness, Darkness.
Lonliness haunts us as
We wait for day-break.
Solitude, Falling for you.
I hit the floor every day.
When I just want to say,
You mean everything.
And I cannot stand.
The look in your eyes,
The tone in your voice.
I cannot stand.
To see you anguish.
And I cannot stand (can not stand).
To watch this happen (to you).
I will not stand,
Idly by, and watch as you cry
I cannot fail right now.
And I.
I am me.
And you.
You
Dear Grandad...Dear Grandad...1 year ago in Free Verse More Like This
My eyes fall upon your picture,
That I've placed in my Bedroom.
My eyes sting and tears fall,
As I sit and remember you.
But even though I'm sad,
I'm filled with a sense of pride.
As I look upon your face.
And your happy grin so wide.
I'm proud of my Grandad.
I've no regrets that's sure.
I just wish you didn't get so ill.
That in the end your life was poor.
But I'll forget about the bad,
And remember all the good.
Because you were a wonderful Grandad,
And did the best you ever could.
So many loving Grand-children.
They all adore you so.
I am one of them.
So believe me I know.
UnbornI never met you,Unborn2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
but I love you.
You never breathed,
but I breathed for you.
I still remember,
even over a year later,
I held you,
for twelve hours,
before they took you away.
Even now, as I carry another child,
I still miss you.
Clipped WingsClipped wings are all I've ever known,Clipped Wings2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
how can I soar - fly high,
when I can only just
touch the ground?
These willow-wisp bars of iron
cage me in.
Of these wonders outside my walls,
what do I know?
Nothing.
For this is still my only true reality,
until the day
I break free.
Break free.
Old House Blues, Ch. 16.Old House Blues, Ch. 16.2 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
The group of worriers had grown over the night. By the time dawn arrived, and the storm outside begrudigngly began to scatter, more people including several Elvis impersonators were pacing in the room nearby. House opted to take one of the converted science labs, his face masked in green as he worked silently at a monitor.
There were several doctors going in and out of the room, radioing the Mormon Fort for supplies. No one was quite sure what to think, but House had already given the ultimatum. The Silver Rush was a dark and quiet place that seemed to be full of people preparing themselves for a death. Still, House seemed to have no pr
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