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Dib took Zim through the lobby and enter the elevator up to the next floor. The door opened, Mitchel glared at Dib but then noticed Zim and quickly got up.
Dib rolled his eyes, Mitchel loved meeting new people and in a second the 25 year was shaking Zim's hand eagerly.
"Hi, I'm Mitchel! What's your name!?" the man asked happily.
"U-Uuuh..." Zim said nervously. "I'm Zim." He said, one arm wrapping around Dib's still in a kind of shy-helpless childish way.
Mitchel smiled. "Aww isn't that cute? Someone actually likes you Dib?" the man teased, causing Dib to roll his eyes again.
Dib brought Zim to his desk and fetched him a chair so the alien could sit beside him.
Dib was about to work on his last 'project' for his boss but then he noticed that Mitchel was still there, smiling like a fool.
"You can leave now." Dib said rudely.
"Ugh, you're such a meanie head, Dibby-poo! Aren't you excited about the party!?" Mitchel asked, really excitedly. The 25 year old loves these parties. Too much.
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Zim kept purring out contently towards Dib. He wasn't like a cat of course, because cats couldn't purr and meow at the same time. However, Zim could speak and purr in his throat at the same time.
"How has life been for you since you've moved away? Still in touch with your sister and parent unit?" Zim asked, wanting to get caught up with Dib.
The question threw the human off a bit, he didn't know Zim would really care about that but the black haired boy tried to answer as best as he could.
"Gaz? She's off to college in game design of course. She called me about a week ago so I should call her again soon. My dad...is probably doing the same old shit. I don't really care about him, we don't keep in touch at all. I tried but it gets awkward so I stopped a year ago and he never bothered to call me so he can go fuck contaminated bacterium for all I care." Dib said sourly as he fiddled with a wrapper on the table.
The 20 year old felt like crying since he hated bad mouthing his fat
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The two sat there and waited for the city bus to come. When it was making its way over, Dib reached for his wallet to get out his bus pass and stood up once the bus arrived.
Zim was glad once they had made their way on the bus, seeing no humans on it other than a hobo near the front. Other than that, Zim and Dib had it all to themselves.
After paying and showing the bus driver a pass, Dib lead Zim to the back of the long vehicle. He preferred the back for some reason.
Zim sat next to Dib, glad to have the back. He liked the back because he felt alone and away from other sickly humans when it was packed.
Dib sat down and laughed a little as he remembered an incident he had on the bus once. The human turned to Zim and laughed.
"I remember one time, I'm pretty sure it was a month ago but I was on the bus and it was full so I had to sit beside this guy. And for some reason he thought I was like...gay...and he asked me if I would like to go to the movies with him." Dib said laughing at the
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It was a typical day in the small city of (insert city name here), every human had a life to life and they were living it the way they did.
"ZIM! It's YOUR turn to work the cash register! Get over here!" called Zim's boss. Zim groaned as he was bowling fries into hot grease; it splatting at his fine skin, making him wince every time a bubble popped.
"C-coming!" Zim shouted, dropping the fries as someone else took over the bubbly grease job. Zim was now about 20 years old and working at Mcmeaty's. He was tall and looked more like a 16 year old geek teen than a man. He was hunched over, lanky, out of place and most of all...working at a fast food place, which he hated.
"Zim! You better not fail at this! Take the people's orders, and DON'T bad talk them or you're FIRED!" shouted Zim's boss before he disappeared behind the kitchen to yell at the other people working there. Zim huffed at the cranky old fart.
"Yeah...that won't keep me from bad talking you, you motherfucking ass." Zim mumble
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Dib entered the restaurant and went to the till where he saw Liz.
"Hey Liz." Dib said with a smile.
"Hey," Liz said with a small nod. No smile or nothing, just a plain straight face as she looked to at the wall to her right. Not wanting to look at Dib. She was jealous of Dib and didn't think good about him.
"Zim will be out in a bit. He's just getting dressed." Liz said plainly. "So....You are Zim are dating now. How are things going for you guys?" She asked, now looking at Dib. She eyed him, up and down. Dib didn't look like he would hurt anyone, but some people were like that- the worse kind where like that.
Dib gave Liz a worried smile now, something seemed off, maybe she was in a bad mood or something.
Then Dib's face lit up. "Z-Zim told you about...that..." Dib was too embarrassed to look or finish the question. Why was Dib getting so nervous now, his heart was beating so fast and he just wanted to suddenly leave the area or even better, see Zim.
Dib was a little scared of what pe
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The human smirked and quietly snuck up behind his boyfriend.
Then the human bear hugged Zim from the back and chuckled happily.
Zim eeped in surprise and giggled happily. "Dib! You startled Zim!" Zim nuzzled into Dib's neck, holding onto his arms that wrapped around him from behind.
Zim sighed contently and dreamily as he looked at Dib over his shoulder. Zim couldn't believe he was in love with someone he once hated. Once wanted dead, but now, all he wanted to do was fuc-
Zim blushed from that thought and bit his lip. "Umm...Let's go home so we can cuddle." Zim smiled at Dib lovingly, stroking his cheek before pulling away then joined back into Dib's arms as he smuggled into his side.
Dib smiled warmly at his cute little alien boyfriend and began walking again. The next bus stop was close by.
"I never considere
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Dib was about to apologize to the alien for making him fear eating in front of others but the Liz subject caught the human's attention ever more.
"Oh..." Dib said in slight confusion but shook it off. "I...I guess so, I mean I don't mind. I did ask my dad for the house this weekend, to fix Gir so..." Dib wondering off, thinking about what possibilities they had.
"She can totally come with us, I don't know if she'd want to send the night or all weekend or just sleep over...but we can still work on Gir and that's the important part...you don't mind us working on him this weekend...right?" Dib asked in worry, he just kind of assumed the other male would love the idea but Dib wasn't aware that Zim had other plans.
Liz coming over didn't bug Dib too much...other than the fact that she was clingy to the alien and well, Dib didn't like that but Zim's 'well-being', whether it be to rid himself of guilty feelings, was equally as important as Dib...it was going to be hard letting the girl even t
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Dib walked back to his work desk and worked away. Well, he tried to. Zim was invading his mind. The human wondered so many things about the alien like what he was like under his clothes or what he thinks about dating a human. To Dib, Zim was more than happy which made Dib happy, oddly enough but nonetheless, that was all Dib needed to be satisfied.
Zim smiled widely when he went back to work. Day dreaming about his loving and wonderful boyfriend. He couldn't wait for the weekend to spend more time with him. Hang out on the couch and talk about things, and maybe, even make out a bit.
Liz came by to gently tap Zim's shoulder, snapping him out of his thoughts.
"Well well well, Zimmy seems to have a boyfriend, am I right?" Liz asked with a grin, which seemed fake.
Zim smiled down at her. "Yes," He said dreamily. "Dib is the most perfect human boyfriend ever...I love him so much." Zim purred happily, not giving two shits that Liz was there.
Liz rolled her eyes. "Don't get too cocky. You sai
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Dib looked up at Zim. "You think I'm sweet?" The human blushed. He didn't know why but it was heartwarming to hear Zim say that to someone.
Zim smiled and purred, kissing the top of Dib's head. "Why not?" He stroked through Dib's smooth and clean black hair.
"You are very sweet, handsome, gentle when you want to be, a loud mouth too~ But everything you are just leads to Zim loving you even more." Zim nuzzled into Dib's hair with a gentle loving blush on his green face. Zim's fingers roamed and circled around Dib's ears gently, as Zim breathed in Dib's scent.
Dib blushed even more. "I think your much sweeter than I am, especially when you really care." Delightful shivers went down Dib's back when Zim touched his ears. It was always a foreign feeling when someone else touched your ears so softly.
"You know...I always had a thing for your green skin..." Dib said as an afterthought, completely relaxed by Zim's actions.
Zim purred, blushing at all of Dib's sweet words. "Oh really now?" Zim
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~Parental Unit pt. 3~
Zim sobbed a little at the thought of Dib not being here with him or even at least seeing their child hatch out of the egg, and their child's first words, his first birthday, his first time killing a human during the time of hunting season for irkens, and the first time he learns how to walk. Zim teared up more, trying to keep in his tears but it just trailed down his cheek. He whimpered softly to himself as he held the egg close to his bare chest to keep it warm. Zim looked down to the egg then petted the top of the shell. He did smile at it because of this thought Zim had about the smeet looking like a human, with no irken features.
Zim sighed sadly to himself after that thought went away. "Why is Zim so stupid... It's because of Zim that the Dib-human left him, and now Dib won't
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It was 15 minutes into Dib's break and he found himself running down a crowed street with three bags on each arm. The bags weren't that heavy, it was getting passed all the humans that slowed Dib down.
Dib's eyes sparkled with relief as the McMeaty's sign came into view but by that time the young adult needed to catch his breath.
"Sh-shit...I'm s-sooo late!" Dib gasped as he used his knees as a rest for his arms. The human's heart was beating fast, he was sweating like never before and worst of all, he was worried about Zim.
Dib still had time! In fact, he didn't have to go to work until he wanted today because he was out on errands.
Dib stood up again and ran to McMeaty's, the 20 year old was fond of all the running he did as a boy. It was funny because once again, Dib was running after his one and only alien.
Once Dib reached the restaurant he looked through the windows to see Zim; waiting. Dib then went to the side of the building to enter it. He was frustrated at the amount of door
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Zim nodded in understanding. "I must agree on that Dib thing, I'm also scared of sex...For personal reasons, but...I do want to have it at some point." Zim said with a blush. He wanted sex, he wanted to know what it felt like...but that damn piece of skin was blocking his way. He was too scared it would hurt and bleed.
Dib almost chocked on his own air supply. 'Zim hasn't!? He didn't do it yet!?' Dib screamed in confusion in his head, this whole time, the human swore Zim might have had sex already. But when Zim said he wanted to, Dib's heart skipped a beat. Dib wanted to have sex too and he felt more comfortable knowing that Zim was scared of sex but wanted it too. The 20 year old felt less like a loser.
"Sorry for the touchy subject, I know how it makes you humans feel." Zim said, staring at Dib with content eyes. He wondered if Dib would ever have feelings for him romantically. Ever wanted to kiss him, or maybe have sex with him. But Zim didn't care about sex...he would actually just
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His antennae falling back to press against his head, Dib narrowed his eyes on Zim even more. "That's not funny, Zim!" he exclaimed, slamming his hands down on the kitchen table.
Zim shrank down into his chair as far as he could. "Haha." he laughed uneasily then swallowed. "R-Right. Not funny." he said more to himself than to Dib.
Hearing the other still laughing, Dib, without thinking, threw his plate of food at Zim. The Irken ducked out of the way just in time to avoid the plate as it crashed against the side of the wall and broke into pieces.
Breathing heavily, Dib seemed to snap out of his sudden rage when he heard the sound of the glass breaking, causing him to blink wide eyes open, his antennae perking. "H-Huh?" he looked around confused, first at Zim, who was hiding behind his chair, then at the broken pieces of glass laying strewn among a pile of food on t
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Scooping Dib up bridal style, Zim smiled and carried him upstairs. "Anything specific you want?" he asked.
Antennae still drooping, Dib could only shrug loosely. "Sugar..." he spoke, feeling as though he hadn't had anything sweet to eat in days. He just felt like sprinkling sugar over everything edible in the fridge.
Zim smiled and nuzzled him. "Okay, anything UNDER that sugar?" he asked with a laugh.
"Whatever you have left over in the fridge, I guess...I don't really care." Dib said as he let his eyelids slip closed to rest against Zim tiredly.
As they went up in the elevator to get food, Zim nuzzled him gently. "I'd say we have a lot of leftovers...That is, if Gir hasn't done anything with them yet..." he laughed.
Opening his eyes, Dib looked back up at Zim. "I'll eat whatever you have...These smeets aren't exactly too picky at the moment. They're mostly just making me hungry for ANYTHING really..." he said.
Zim smiled. "Okay. How about that left over Chinese take-out?"