AmericanI am an American.American6 years ago in General Non-Fiction More Like This
Watch me say it with pride. Does it infuriate you? Does it make you sick?
How many people have died before my feet? I dont know. Youre the one whos counting, not me. I dont care. I never cared. Is that how you want me to be? Do you want me to be depicted as a sick, cruelty-driven, war-loving fascist?
Maybe itll make you a little less ashamed. I thought we were above childish blame games in the world of today. Apparently not. Ooh, watch me fling around an educated vocabulary and a superb sentence structure. Does it make your skin crawl? Are you angry that Im intelligent? Were not supposed to be that way. Not according to you. According to you, were all five hundred pound dimwits who love our money just as much as we love our Big Mac. Were all capitalist whores who cant get our act together. Were just little kids from the little nation down the block who wont stop terrorizing the neighbors dog.
Ask the Slashers 6Haven: HULLO FELLOW SLASHERS! WHAT ARE YOU READY FOR??Ask the Slashers 63 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Audience: ASK THE SLASHERSSSS!!!
Haven: That's right! Now, we have -counts questions- A LOT OF QUESTIONS!
Freddy: I guess people actually like this stuff
Hannibal: Are there questions for me?
Haven: Yes there are.
Haven: But I would also love to introduce BILLY AND JOHN!
John: Nice to be here.
Billy: I love this game.
Ghostface: -calms down-
Haven: Good. Now, first question!
Hannibal: who tastes better, men or women?
Hannibal: They taste pretty much the same. Women do taste a bit Cleaner though
Haven: I do agree
Freddy: WTF NEXT QUESTION
Okay mah questions;
Pinhead- Heya I'm British too! My question is where do you get your ideas for tortue from? Do you look into their lives or something and see their darkest fears?Hannibal- I need some help, I plan on eating my brother but I can't figur
Ask the Slashers 4Haven: Hullo, and welcome to the fourth show of Ask the Slashers!!Ask the Slashers 43 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: You actually have a good amount of questions tonight
Haven: I do. I have -counts questions- Actually I only have 2 questions, but they are interesting.
Jason: Do I have a question?
Haven: Sort of Well, this isn't just a question but this has some comments as well,
Freddy: You can totally kill the peeps at mah school!!!! I hatez themz so much!!!!!! And I'll help/kill for you!!!!
Michael: Wait! No, not that!!!!!!!! That time I gave you $20 for a knife sharpener!!! You freakin pervert!!!!!!
Pinhead: I hate you even more, bicth!!!! Go back to Britishland!!!!!
Ghostface: Yes, I will be you BFF!!! And why the park? Give me your # so I can txt you all day & night!!!!!
Jason: WHAT?! That question was so easy! And you're, like, 40, right?!
Anyway........ BYEZ!!!! I lovez youz all!!!!!!!!!
I want mah $20 Mikey!!!!!!!
Freddy: Sure, I'll kill them. Just send me some names and
Ask the Slashers 7Haven: Hullo and welcome to another wonderful show of Ask the Slashers! I know we haven't had a show in a long time, but this one will make up for the lost time!Ask the Slashers 73 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: Or it will suck and you will be hated
Haven: -death glare-
Freddy: I mean This will be an amazing show everybody! Keep reading!
Haven: Good. That's what I thought you said. Now! First question!
Wait a minute! If Freddy's here, does that mean someone pulled him out of their dream or. . . are we all asleep?
Freddy ~ I need you to kill my socials teacher in the slowest and painfullest manner possible. But be aware that she claims to sleep only three hours a day every day. Are you up for the challenge?
Haven: I can answer your first question. I pulled him out of my dream. Actually, I made all of the slashers real. If I hadn't then they would have remained stories, and fiction. Just small nightmares. Nothing special. But I made it possible for them to breathe and live.
TT: The Mute TitanThe Mute TitanTT: The Mute Titan3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
He watches the world through a haze
Lips forming a gentle smile
Fingers strumming his sitar
Casting a wave of elegant tranquility
Harmonious music provided by an angel
A demure, quiet boy with sun-colored locks
And those jade orbs that captivate them
Some say they're paralyzed by his eyes
Others proclaim he is just too "pretty"
His life was grand
His family was loving
A caring mother
A wild brother
A devoted father
All stolen, broken
Dismantled to never be repaired
He remembers vividly the day they broke
The masked man, his father's uniform, his trembling mother
His own pleas to be saved, shrill and uncharacteristic
Crimson flashing and blinding him
There was no pain
How could there be?
Cruel darkness blotted his mind before he knew
Never, not for him
He loved to speak and sing, provide melodies for fun
He could have been a songwriter, playing for crowds of thousands
They would have showered him with praise, adoration
Kyd Wykkyd Backstory ThoughtsMy theory of Kyd Wykkyd. Disagree? Well, sucks for you.Kyd Wykkyd Backstory Thoughts4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Instead of going on as "I think BLAH BLAH BLAH" I'll just refer to it as a fact. Like "Kyd Wykkyd's favorite color is black." That's not confirmed, but my thought. Get it?
Kyd Wykkyd is a demon. Not like Raven, however, his race is from another dimension entirely. He does not have she psychic powers that Raven has, either. The time of living is considerably longer in his dimension; his race can adjust into the dimensional regularity, yet he will still age a bit slower. His lungs can adjust to different fumes, but his body itself cannot adjust to different pressures. (Like gravity or compression)
When Kyd was born he had a mark on his forehead; a star within a circle. However, the star was upside down, symbolizing darkness, suffering, and inescapable ruin. His father, the ruler of the dimension, saw this as a warning, and wanted to kill him, but his mother would not allow it. As Kyd Wykkyd grew his eyes lost his pupils and he becam
Kyd Wykkyd: SilenceMy name is Kyd Wykkyd. As far as you know, that's what my name is. I don't talk much. I'm not sure if I can speak at all. I'm condemned to a life of silence for all eternity. I only observe. People want me to talk, but there's no point. I find people to be bad listeners anyway. I don't make sounds even when moving. I'm silent. It's a curse.Kyd Wykkyd: Silence5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The world around me is always changing, but I do not. I'm always here. I never make a sound, and I never interfere. I have seen everything that has gone on in my realm. If I was not present, I still know it. I have heightened sight and hearing, but that's not why I see all. I just do. I watch, but there is nothing I can do. Even if I could talk, there's nothing I could do.
People are simple. People are dumb. No one on my team, H.I.V.E. F.I.V.E., is intelligent. Jinx was the smartest. Jinx left us. I know why she left. If I could speak, maybe I could have kept her here. I doubt it though. I don't mean much. Jinx left us to defend what is right while
Pancake SyrupTitle: Pancake SyrupPancake Syrup7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Warnings: Pancake syrup. Tongues. And fluff.
Authors note: I HAVE FOUND MY CRACK OTP!!! Well, actually I liked this couple for a long time, and had not found the courage to write it down. But here it is! Oh, and if this is confusing to some people, the two of them got stuck in the tower because of Gizmos explosives in the exit doors. And the two of them cant get out because he had lined the doorway with teleportation blocking devices.
No thanks. I hate pancakes, Raven stated flatly.
Kyd Wykkyd raised his eyebrows in curiosity. Why?
I dont know and I dont care. Raven turned away and sipped her tea. In truth, she did like pancakes, but it would be an insult to her pride if she ate ones that were made by a villain. Why oh why did
Ask the Slashers 3Haven: Well! Here is another wonderful show of Ask the Slashers!Ask the Slashers 33 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Freddy: Your voice is lame. Let me guess, you have NO questions this time.
Haven: In fact, I have -counts questions and comments- THREE Questions!!
Freddy: That is still lame.
Haven: You know, YOUR FRAKIN FACE IS LAME!
Freddy: -looks offended-
Haven: -straightens her bowtie- Now, before I call out the questions, I would like to let you all know that The Doctor is here -looks at Ghostface. He doesn't spaz-
Doctor: I am very honored to be here.
Ghostface: I am really happy you are here! You should come everyday! You need to live in my closet!! Ill feed you fish fingers and custard!!!! -spaz twitch-
Doctor: O-o Ummm
Haven: Don't mind Ghostface He's just a really big fan I am too, but I am used to talking with people I am a fan of. I mean I talk to Freddy everyday.
Freddy: We have a lot of conversations, don't we?
Haven: We do, we do. Shall I get the monocle out?
Freddy: No, Darling, save it for later.
Ask the Slashers 5Haven: We are back with a new episode of Ask the Slashers!! And I am pretty happy with the number of questions we have. We even have some for Hannibal!Ask the Slashers 53 years ago in Comedy More Like This
Hannibal: How charming!
Haven: Now! Of course, we have Freddy and all of the other slashers here, and We will be having a guest star in the next Ask the Slashers!! I will tell you who at the end of the show.
Freddy: Let's hope this guest star will be interesting!
Haven: -ignores Freddy- Now, we might as well state the questions! First Question!
hey a quick question 4 future ATS(aka my favorite show of Ask the Slashers
Hannibal:i know no ones been askin so....whats your favorite place to eat?
Freddy:is it ture you could kill me when i fall asleep or worse rape me? cause i swear i saw you out my bed room window..
GhostFace:whats wrong with your face its stupid but ill see you at the park with my shot gunn XP
Pinhead:whats your deal you look like a freakin porkupine>_
Memories :A kiss to healMemories :A kiss to heal7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Yume sat up suddenly as she felt a sharp pain on her leg...surprising considering it was just a small bug. The young woman reached down and slapped the bug..but then immeiditly regreted the action because it only gave her leg more of a sting. Yume stood up on the hard wooden oak floor...they had stayed at an inn for the night..only for the fact that rin had a terrible fever. When they got to the inn it had taken hours to get rin's fever down..and when it finnaly dropped it was sundown..when they had arrived at the inn around mid-afternoon.
Yume cracked her neck and opened the sliding door that allowed her a full veiw of the moon as it lifted itself above the hills...after rin's fever had gone down sesshomaru told yume to try and sleep...wich was much easier now considering her nightmarer's had finnaly stopped...and everyone in the inn had left quite quickly when sesshomaru had arrived...it was as if they feared the demon lord would slay them on site...but yume knew sesshomaru wasent li
Uke Super PowersUke: Every one knows ukes as being a whiny little person that the seme has to deal with, but not all of them. A few of them are actually quite different from the angst ridden youths that they are stereotyped as. The uke seems to have developed powers in order to defend themselves from rabid fan girls, and various other things that are bad for their health. While the powers vary from uke to uke, they all seem to have the same three.Uke Super Powers7 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Cuteness: This isnt really a power, but it does have its uses. All ukes seem to be able to look extremely cute, even if they dont want to. People seem to be draw to the ukes cuteness, but unfortunately, a seme sees them as molest ably cute . As said, this isnt a real power, so the uke has no control over it And because of it, they have developed their second power; Rapedar.
Rapedar: Just how radar allows you to locate a object, this power allows the uke to tell when a seme (or fan girl) is after them. By a ukes
France x Reader-CookingFrance x Reader-Cooking2 years ago in Romance More Like This
France x Reader- Cooking
Your hungry belly gave yet another loud growl, as you sat perched at the bar in the kitchen of your french lover, Francis Bonnefoy. You glanced at the clock again and sighed.
"How much longer...?!" You whined, sounding like a two-year old. Francis chuckled at the stove and turned to look at you.
"Not much longer, Ma chérie." He responded, before returning to the food on the stove. You groaned and let your head fall onto the counter. It had been about 30 minutes since he last said that. You were growing hungrier by the minute, and your growling stomach wasn't helping either. After a few moments, Francis turned to you, holding a wooden spoon filled with a delicious smelling liquid.
"Open." He instructed, holding the spoon closer to your mouth. You opened your mouth without hesitation and let him pour the substance onto your tongue. You closed your eyes and let the whole taste fill your mouth. It tasted sooooo good!
"Mmm~" Francis chuckled at your reaction an
Mysteries of the Opposite SexMysteries of the Opposite Sex10 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Sesshoumaru, let's play a game."
That was when it started. With that single announcement from the woman, they started to play this game. That was why they ended up naked. On his bed.
It started yesterday afternoon when she went to his castle (again) for one of her visits. His day was always usual. Usually busy, usually about work, usually about the western lands. But whenever the woman comes, it means he has to prepare for anything wild. Or crazy. Or just unusual.
Apparently, she came.
He, at first, feared the disruption of his usual life. The woman did not have a schedule. He had one and he followed it faithfully. Once she thought of something, she'd do it regardless of her plans for the day (but she did not have a schedule to start with, he reminded himself). And it would disrupt his plans and basically, his day.
But he doesn't always mind.
He's gotten used to the change.
And now, her surprise visits were actually almost part of his monthly schedule. The only problem w
Hamburger Dress..AmericaxReader You glased around e-bay, scanning every page for the right one. So far, none of them looked good to you. It was only three days until you Much-Music-Dance party, and you were going with your good friends Alfred, Gilbert, and Mathias. Since nobody had actually asked you to the dance, you thought it would be fun to go with all three of your friends-since they didn't really have dates either. But the dance wasn't all about going with someone. It was made for dancing, but most of the preppy girls thought that they HAD to bring a guy. Your eyes lost where you were, and began to research the page. There were blue ones, red ones, colorful ones, but none of them seemed to stand out to you.Hamburger Dress..AmericaxReader2 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Damnn..I wish I'd gotten one with Bella yesterday.." you grumpled, face planting on the desk. Just then, you heard a faint call of your name, and followed the voice down stairs. You mom just walked in, carrying a large bag.
"I have something funny
AmericaxReader: It All Means The SameAmericaxReader: It All Means The Same2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You were a face no one can forget
Eyes that captivated my heart
A laugh that makes me smile
Now I know why they call it a crush
You smiled as you saw that all to familiar twinkle in his eye. "That's great Al. I'm so proud of you."
Your best friend/crush laughed, "Thanks ___________. I still can't believe I made the football team though."
"Well you deserved it."
"Hey ________, could I ask you for a favor."
Your heart pounded in your chest, "S-sure."
"I kinda need help with that History homework we got, be my study buddy."
"Alright, my house?"
Alfred laughed making the erratic beating worse, "Great, see you late dudette. You're an awesome friend." With that he ran off.
Buddy. Dudette. Friend. These words made your heart ache.
This admiration is borderline insanity
This infatuation with your smile is maken me crazy
It all means the same
You waited at your house with your history text book open to what you guys were studying. With the radio turned to your favorite sta
Practice SpainxReader -Request-For xXHetalia-LoveXxPractice SpainxReader -Request-2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
PG-13(for mild adult situations)
It wasn't surprising when the door wasn't answered. Antonio often enjoyed working in his tomato garden. He told you that you could just go back there when he didn't answer the door, so that's just what you did.
"Come on, you have to do it right!" You heard Antonio whine from somewhere in the garden.
"Che palle! I don't have to do this you tomato bastard!" Ah, Lovino was over. You decided to sneak up on them, it would be so funny to see Lovi get all startled!
However, you were the one who was in for a surprise.
"Agh, fine! Here!" You heard Antonio laugh a little bit after Lovino said that. Once you found the two, you figured out why. Lovino stuffed two tomatoes in his shirt to look like breasts and puckered his lips while he put one hand be
PrussiaXReader- In Death and Life I held her hand firmly as she was slowly taking her breaths, like every one hurt her. Her brown hair was splayed across the crisp white pillow and her forest-green eyes getting duller by the second.PrussiaXReader- In Death and Life2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"G-Gilbert " she said in a low raspy voice.
"Please Mein Libeling, don't talk if it hurts you," I replied, trying to keep the water from flowing down my face.
"No I need to t-tell you I love y ou," she finally was able to say. She had never said that before. After that I couldn't stop the tears, they just kept descending.
"I-I love you too Eliza " I replied back to her as she slowly slipped out of existence, forever out of my life. I bowed my head and wept, not noticing the nurse come in until she asked me to come with her. I slowly looked up and saw something I hadn't seen since I was little. Pity. It filled her eyes and face to the brim. I reluctantly let go of her hand and stood up following her out of the small hospital room. The place
GermanyxDepressed!Reader - Night Terrors [Part 2]GermanyxDepressed!Reader - Night Terrors [Part 2]2 years ago in Romance More Like This
You felt a sudden weight on your thighs. Your eyes shot open from your sleep and you saw Germany placing a tray of wurst and pancakes on your lap.
"Guten morgen." He spoke in his mother language, that usual stern look on his face. Those icy blue eyes met yours, and you smiled warmly.
"Good morning.." The food smelled delicious. "You made me breakfast?" This was unlike Germany, he's not usually hospitable. Germany's eyes softened and he suddenly found the floor very interesting as he spoke.
"W-well, you've been having such a hard time, I'd thought I'd help you out a bit " He cleared his throat nervously. The air was a bit awkward around the two of you.
"Th-thank you, Germany. That means a lot to me." And mean a lot to you it did. The strong, silent, object of your affection was openly expressing his concern for you. You turned your attention to the food and greedily bit into the tender meat, mouth
AmericaxTeacher!ReaderxEngland Give me RewardAmericaxTeacher!ReaderxEngland Give me Reward2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Alfred wake up, wanker." I heard Arthur yelled. Pssh I am going to ignore him and sleep.
"Git wake up already!" Arthur shouted leaning on my door way, crossing his arm.
"Nope~ I ain't going to school" I smirked and closed my eyes. "Oh? So you are letting Ms. [l/n] down? Interesting I guess I would be the on who will impress her." Arthur chuckled walking out of my room.
Oh no he didn't. Truth to be told, Arthur and I also share a love interest in Ms. [l/n] my homeroom, history and English teacher. She was a babe. She is a real woman for crying out loud. Sure she is older than me but luckily she is 20 and I am 17 years old. She is a young teacher pretty much. Oh I just love her so much.
Anyway I must get ready for school. I do not want to let Ms. [l/n] to be upset, CAUSE I AM THE HERO!~"
-Le time skip-
It went in to school looking around to see if Ms. [l/n] is around. Sadly she isn't around. But I could still see her at classes. I went to my locker to get something but sudde
SpainxReader - HappyA Wonderful Carnival Day IndeedSpainxReader - Happy2 years ago in Romance More Like This
WARNING ITS SUPER LONG
"Buenos dias, mi amour!" Was the first thing you heard before having your sheets ripped off your sleeping frame, exposing your skin to the fresh, cold morning air. Naturally you retracted much like a caterpillar, groaning into your pillow.
"Wake up, Chica, we've got a busy day today!" A voice you knew very well exclaimed happily, excitement echoing off the walls of the room and slapping you right in the face.
You heard curtains being pulled open, and you lifted up your head in an attempt to wake your mind up, only to have the bright sun attack your retinas. You groaned, falling face-first back onto your pillow.
You make me happy, whether you know it or not
We should be happy, that's what I said from the start
I am so happy
Knowin' you are the one that I want for the rest of my days
Antonio had been your boyfriend for almost eight months, after you came to Spain on a class trip and met the adorable green eyed Spaniard. You
Broken Smiles - Canada x ReaderCanada x ReaderBroken Smiles - Canada x Reader2 years ago in Romance More Like This
She was at a standstill in her life. She was eighteen, with the whole world ahead of her, and yet she had absolutely no idea what to do with it. She was very stressed about it, and Matthew got to hear about this whenever he would listen.
Matthew Williams was nineteen and a shy, quiet man who rarely got noticed by others. He was good friends with her, and didn't mind helping her out in the slightest, unless she got too pushy. They had met when she bumped into him on the street in the city one day, and she fretfully fussed over him and apologized many times, even taking him to a coffee shop as an apology. They quickly became friends. She wasn't from the metropolitan area, but had moved into a small place on the other side of the city, and since their meeting relied on Matthew to help her get around and used to the new place.
She was a pretty young woman. Actually, pretty wasn't even enough to describe her correctly. She was stunningly beautiful, with
Req. Love Can Last Forever? (Haytham x Reader)"Excuse me. Do you know this man? Or seen him before? He was seen running on rooftops." A redcoat rudely asked, knocking over your bag of food. You glared, but answered. Not in a nice way, either.Req. Love Can Last Forever? (Haytham x Reader)2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"No! I've never seen this man in my entire life!" You hissed, bending down to retrieve your things. You grumbled in annoyance as you stared at his shoes. You stood up again, only to meet his ridiculous face.
"Alright lady. Sorry to bother you." He huffed, turned around swiftly and walking away, asking another person. You rolled your eyes. They were easy to annoy. So were you...
"Why would you get in trouble for running on rooftops? I wouldn't mess with them. They have to pretty brave and string to get up there." You muttered, walking along the path to your small home.
To give it some detail, you lived in Boston, near the countywide of the area. It didn't have many stores for clothing, so you had to travel all the way to central Boston to get some cloth and supplies. You had a smal
The Genderbending of HaruhiLife hasnt been what youd called normal or easy ever since I met Haruhi Suzumiya but I like to think Ive managed to deal with each new situation thats risen well. Its not like Itsuki Koizumi ever does anything anyway. Hes like gopher to that crazy girl, always coming to me to tell me its my responsibility to deal with her. Poor Mikuru Asahina cant even dream of standing up to Haruhis tyranny. Shes far too sweet, kind, and caring. And Yuki Nagato well she just sits there reading her book like always.The Genderbending of Haruhi6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Even though weve had to deal with being locked in a time cycle, a planned murder mystery on a lone island, a giant cave cricket, and hordes of other strange phenomena thanks to Haruhi Suzumiya Ive been able to deal with it. I know I keep saying that, but sometimes its nice to remind myself that I am dealing with things that normal people shouldnt have to deal with. Despite being friends with an A.I. fro