Commercial WarsCommercial WarsCommercial Wars4 years ago in Humor More Like This
By: Epic Duck and demi2344
Commercial: Are you bored?
Commercial: Are you really bored?
Commercial: Are you really really bored?
Commercial: Not anymore
*goes to the next commercial*
Commercial: Invade and dominate a Wonka chocolate factory and become a Sith chocolatier today!
Commercial: When 900 years old you reach, look as good as Yoda you will not. In fine print: By Yoda, paid for this was. Approved by Jedi Council this is.
Commercial: Need a pilot? Call anyone but Anakin Skywalker. In fine print: This commercial was made by Obi-Wan Kenobi, so don't come kill us. Kill him.
Commercial: Tired of reckless Jedi Knights and their Padawan's dying your robes pink? Well worry no more. Just call the number shown on your screen and we'll "take care" of them. Free of charge! *Mace walks out of the room, dialing the number*
Commercial: Go the F*ck to sleep. Fine print: paid by Mace Windu and Obi-Wan Kenobi, for Anakin Skywalker.
Commercial: Lalalala lal