A Bedroom Farce"Well, I've had it!" Ziggy groused as he tossed away another lipstick that had been worn down to a sticky nub. "It's Scary Monster who's doing this, I just know it!"A Bedroom Farce4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
"What makes you say that?" asked Sers, who had come into his room to borrow some hairspray.
"No one else here uses as much makeup as I do," Ziggy explained, "and I keep this room locked when I'm away. It would have to be someone with unnatural powers and a love of powders who'd manage to pinch my supplies!"
"Powers? Now, now, Ziggy, there's nothing that proves Scary Monster is an actual monster much less someone who can slip in and out of a room without being noticed. You're probably just so busy you're losing track of your supplies."
"I know I'm right! You can never trust a clown " They were still arguing as they left, Ziggy locking the door behind him.
From beneath Ziggy's bed, there could be heard the crinkling of delicate fabrics. Scary Monster care
Cooking with the DukeOne could almost see stink lines emanate from the Thin White Duke's creasing brow. He had so generously offered to make dinner for the other personae, had slaved all afternoon in the kitchen, and now here the personae sat, barely nibbling at the main course.Cooking with the Duke4 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
His eyes flashed when they caught sight of Major Celliers chewing on the petals of a rose he had plucked from the centerpiece. "Found something more palatable than my stuffed red peppers, Major?"
"Oh, I wouldn't say more palatable," Celliers replied with his own eyes twinkling and his lips half-smiling. "But you've offered us no traditional scoop of sherbet between courses, and I have to cleanse my palate somehow."
"He has a point," said fellow military man Lieutenant Paul Von Przygodsky. "There is a certain sameness to your cooking. I mean, a salad of red peppers drizzled with red pepper vinaigrette followed by roasted red pepper soup followed by stuffed red peppers, with cand
GaaSaku 02"Gaara you have a visitor." Temari said. She was standing in the Kazakage's office, Gaara was behind his desk doing paper work.GaaSaku 028 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Who is it?" he asked. Not looking up.
"Haruno Sakura." Temari said with a smile. It was no secret that Gaara 'favored' her.
"Send her in." Gaara said pretending not to be excited, when he was.
"Hai." Temari left, and Sakura walked in a few moments later.
"Gaara!" Sakura said, rushing to Gaara who had moved around his desk and pulled her close to his chest. He had missed her warmth from the last time he saw her.
"What are you doing here?" he asked when they broke the imbrace.
"Well, I told Sasuke that I wasn't going to chase him anymore, and I asked Tsunade if I could come see you. She knows I'm fond of you, although fond doesnt even begin to described it, and she said that I could take a two month vacation. And I plan to spend the whole two months here, if you'll let me."
"I wouldn't have it any other way." Gaara said, wrapping Sakura in another hug.
KazJun Oneshot: Call Out My NameGo to him.KazJun Oneshot: Call Out My Name3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Like a track on repeat, the simple command echoed through Jun's mind as she continued navigating through the busy nightlife of Tokyo, searching for the one known only as "him." She was only partly conscious of where she was, still feeling the effects of what had happened what seemed like forever ago. Plunged into a terrible abyss, pulled from the depths just when all hope seemed lost, mysteriously transported to her former hometown of Tokyo without knowing how she got there...betrayed by the one person she thought would never betray her.
So many questions filled her mind as she walked through the streets bustling with life, reminding her of how her own life was so close to being snuffed out, first at the hands of Ogre, and most recently at the hands of her betrayer. There was something oddly familiar about the voice calling out to her, drawing her to her destination even when she did not know for certain exactly where her destination is. Why was the voice calling to
How To Live My Life chap.12WARNING!: YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI ALERT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!How To Live My Life chap.126 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
How To Live My Life chap.12
"...Deidara, I'd be grateful if next time you would knock before coming in."
"And I'd be grateful if next time you'd have a sign on your door saying you're sucking faces with your boyfriend, so this doesn't happen again."
I don't know why I had became so bitter all of the sudden, there truly was no reason for me to be, besides the fact that Itachi had kept it a secret to me, and surely to everybody else. What was annoying me the most, I realized some time after, wasn't that he hadn't told me that was his choice, and there was less chance of him being caught with another man, in his room under our parents' noses, that is even if I would have liked being part of the confidence, or at least be worthy of his trust. That I hadn't been able to tell before it literally jumped in my face was mostly it.
It had been so obvious, with as many hints and nearly deliberated clues as one could wi
SasoSaku - Love to Hate - Ch 5Chapter FiveSasoSaku - Love to Hate - Ch 58 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
A cheer went through the Akatsuki kitchen when Sakura walked in. She looked at the happy faces and almost cried when she saw Zetsu smiling at her too. She guessed that Sasori had told them the news about the engagement and her wanting to join the Akatsuki.
Deidara came up behind her and clapped her on the back. Congratulations Sakura-chan. I know you and Sasori-danna will be very happy! Un!
Sakura smiled at him. Thanks Dei-kun.
After exchanging a lot of congratulations Sakura whispered to Sasori that she would be back soon. Just before she left she sent Zetsu a meaningful look, and he got the message, not making excuses he just got up and left through a different door. He and Sakura met up in the hall way.
Whats with you and looking happy?
Zetsu sighed. There was a reason he hated Sakura but it wasnt her fault.
Im not so sad anymore.
Well thats good.
He and Sakura continued to walk down the
The Gazette - ACTION"ACTION!"The Gazette - ACTION4 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Konnichiwa minnasan, my name is Ruki, also known as..."
"...pervert?", Uruha tried to help out.
"...midget?", Reita suggested.
"Gay fag?", Aoi chuckled.
"Looser...", Kai commented.
"WOULD YOU GUYS QUIT YOUR STUPID LAUGHTER AND STOP MOCKING ME!!! I'M NOT GAY, DAMMIT!!!", Ruki shouted, his head as red as a tomato.
It was not easy for his four band mates to stop laughing, but at least, they tried for they noticed how serious Ruki seemed to be about it.
"Okay, camera, are you ready?", Ruki asked. The camera man nodded.
"Konnichi wa minna san, my name is Ruki!"
"Indeed, his name is Ruki, and it's really important to know that he's totally straight!", Aoi interrupted.
"Yes, he's the straightest on earth! Unless...I mean, there are his weak moments...", Uruha continued, his tone more than amused.
"...for example when he kisses me on stage or licks Uruha's guitar...", Reita said.
"Not to mention what happens behind stage...but as we said...he's totally straight!
And Then They Were GoneWARNING!: YAOI/SHOUNEN-AI ALERT! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!And Then They Were Gone6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
And Then They Were Gone
They were all gone. The eight of them. Gone.
Sasori had been the first one to fall. He had lived long enough, he had thought, and had let himself die, by the hands of the family he had once.
Then Kakuzu. It hadnt taken him long before passing away. A last blast from the Copy-Cat ninja after fighting the Kyuubi child, and he was done for.
Next was Hidan. Who would have known that a masochistic immortal like him would have been defeated, by a kid that is?
And then came Deidaras turn. His hatred for the Uchiha blood-limit took him to his very last breath, finishing off in a blast of art.
No one expected Itachi to leave afterwards. A battle against his own flesh and blood, the one he had tried to protect all those years, and he rendered his last breath with a smile.
After them followed Kisame. Watching all his friends departure, having to bear being left behind, he died after a few we
'TSOT,' GaaraxSakura.'TSOT,' GaaraxSakura.7 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"You're just like they say..."
"You're a demon! A murderer!"
"Stay away, you monster!"
Two men... One thing in common. They both were Jinchuuriki, carriers of evil demons sealed inside their bodies since birth.
...They were also lonely. Lonely, hurt, and pained on the inside. Because of what they were, people feared and despised them. Because of what they were, they were left alone to fend for themselves, both of them in their own little worlds of pain, regret, and remorse. They lived in these worlds, suffering every day.
Had they met when they were children, things might've been different. Had they met sooner, they might have gone through different paths in their lives than the ones they travelled.
Uzumaki Naruto, alone and broken in a world of pain.
Sabaku no Gaara, alone and broken in a world of hate.
Gaara was not the Kazekage of Sunagakure no Satou. He had changed significantly since he'd met Naruto. The encounter with the blonde had turned his world, his whole theory on life upsi
sakuragaara_gaarasakura pt3,4pt 3,4sakuragaara_gaarasakura pt3,49 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
1.You'd think she would run if I stared at her. She didn't.
2.You'd think she would cry if I hugged her. She laughed.
3.You'd think she would scream when I told her of my past. She listened.
4.You'd think she would hate me if I ran my fingers through her rosy pink hair. She hugged me tighter.
5.You'd think she would pull away if I looked at her. She met my stare.
6.You'd thing she would slap me if I kissed her pale and gentle lips. She pulled me deeper
She stopped shaking and smiled tenderly as she put her mug down and wrapped her arms round my waist. This made me deepen my breathing as I felt her soft skin on my clothing. Her fingers joined at my waist as she squeezed softly showing me that she was not afraid and didn't want me to leave or be alone. She sighed in relief as I couldn't bring myself to push her away.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
I saw her pink hair sway in the wind as she rested
GaaSaku 01Sakura walked down the empty streets of Konoha with a somewhat sad, and pitiful face. She had decided that today she was going to do something not one girl in Konoha would ever dare to do. But first she had to talk to Sasuke. He had been seen earlier on the bench about a mile away from her house, so she packed a small bag, with provisions, and things she may need on a trip and set off to find the raven haired Uchiha boy.GaaSaku 018 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
She saw him sitting there, and she slowly approached, she knew he hated her. "Um Sasuke."
Sasuke looked up a bit startled. 'She didn't say kun.' he thought. "Sakura." he said acknowledging her.
"Can I talk to you for a minuet."
"Sasuke, please. It's kind of important." He looked up at her, and moved over a bit so she could sit on the bench. "Sasuke, you know that I like you, a lot." Sakura paused and drew a deep breath. "But, I've come to this decision. Sasuke Uchiha, I never want to see you again, unless we have a mission. So whatever you do, please don't talk t
Ten ways to annoy RukiTen Ways to Annoy RukiTen ways to annoy Ruki7 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Change his ringtone to 'Shortie Like Mine' By Lil' Bow wow
9. Write him a fanmail officially dubbing him 'Lil Ruki'
8. Tell him that he needs to stop being so picky when it comes to girls. Just admit to being gay and everything will be perfectly okay, it's what his fans want.
7. Ask him when he's going to ask Reita out.
6. Ask him where he keeps his drugs.
5. Steal his equipment.
4. Steal his clothes.
3. Ask him who his hairstylist is and how much he is paying them.
2. Ask him why he likes girls to sleep in a ball, then ask him if that's just one of his weird fetishes that he has.
1. Give him the hugest bear hug you've ever given and lift him off the ground.
SasoSaku - Love to Hate - Ch4Chapter FourSasoSaku - Love to Hate - Ch48 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Come on Sasori! Hit back! When did you become so polite?!
Since hes started to mourn the fact that Sakura aint sharing his bed at the moment! Kisame shouted from the other side of the training yard.
Shut up Kisame! Just because youll never have a girlfriend!
At least if I did mine would marry me Sasori!
Sasori started to run at Kisame, his pride hurt, but restrained him self and continued to spar against Yondamine. Sakura has her reasons for not accepting at the moment and I respect them. Sasoris voiced had dropped to almost a whisper.
But you dont like them. Yondamine said. Both he and Sasori stopped sparing and talk silently as the rest of the Akatsuki continued to train. Sakura will eventually accept. She loves you.
I know. Sasori looked at the ground. But I can help the feeling that there is another reason why she wont marry me that
Konoha HighThe sun was rising; none were awake apart from the one red headed boy. Gaara was siting one the roof of his siblings house. One of Gaara's favourite things was to watch the sun rising, which is why he always woke up early to see it. The summer holidays had just started, and today Gaara was planning on meeting up with some of his friends. He had a few friends, Naruto, Lee, Sai, Hidan, Deidara, and Shino. he was also very close to his siblings termari and Kanuro. His siblings had been the only ones who weren't afraid of him at their old school. At his old school everyone was either running away from him or constantly picking on him. It got so bad one day that the siblings had been forced to move. This had been a relief for Gaara because he was actually liked Konoha; he'd made a few friends who actually cared about him.Konoha High8 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Gaara! Breakfast ready!" yelled Termari.
Gaara looked into the sky to see that the sun was floating high in the sky; he guessed a few hours had gone by. He got up, walked
I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 3]I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 3]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dong Hae sat quietly in the car, dreading the moment they pulled up to the underground parking lot of the apartment complex. His eyes continued to stare down at his intertwined fingers; however, his mind was exploding with anger and wonder on who she was.
Was she beautiful?
Was she light skinned?
Tall ? Skinny? Or maybe even fat?
KyuHyun coughed, turning the wheel and entering the gated area of the parking lot. The light vanished as they entered the dark underground parking, finding a space beside the exiting staircase.
"Thanks for picking out that nice, white draping skirt. The frills and layers are really cute. Who knew you had such nice taste. She is going to like it very much."
Dong Hae was getting tired hearing about her. The girl who was going to be with EunHyuk all night.
KyuHyun opened the trunk, removing the pink shaded plastic bags from inside. He handed them to Dong Hae as he shut and locked the bright red car and taking them back af
Unstable PrologueHan Psychiatric Ward FilesUnstable Prologue4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Patient Name : Kim Heechul
Date of Birth : July 10, 1983
Reason for Admission : Split Personality Disorder
Year Admitted : 2003
File Author : Han Geng
I found him wandering the streets of Seoul one night in the winter of 2003. After meeting him, I brought him home and discovered that he had violent tendencies that he couldn't remember after sleeping. I came to the conclusion that he had a multiple personality disorder. After becoming close with him, I was motivated to create the Han Psychiatric Ward to help him and others like him.
Patient Name : Park Jungsu (Eeteuk)
Date of Birth : July 1, 1983
Reason for Admission : Schizophrenia
Year Admitted : 2004
File Author : Han Geng
His condition caused him to over-power a security guard at a museum and steal the guards gun. He threatened to kill hostages if he wasn't given the figurines in the exhibit depicting a traditional Korean school house. He was persuaded eventually to give up the gun and proceeded to tell th
Ten ways to annoy ReitaTen ways to annoy Reita.Ten ways to annoy Reita7 years ago in Humor More Like This
10. Two words. Nose band.
9. When he least suspects it, jump onto his back and try to pry his noseband off to see if he really does have a nose.
8. Ask him if his nose is really a black hole, and if he just wears the noseband to protect everyone from being sucked into oblivion.
7. Ask him why he has this weird fetish about vests.
6. Stalk him. (...I have a feeling people do that anyways...XD)
5. Lock him in a vault, when he gets angry with you, just tell him that you're just trying to protect him from the 'rabid' fangirls that are out there. It's for his own safety.
4. Only allow him out of the vault for concerts, but make him promise to get you backstage passes.
3. Repeatedly ask him for Uruha's number.
2. Steal his cell if he refuses the above.
1. Steal his noseband and impersonate him on the streets and see how many fans you can get to run after you.
GaaSaku Accidents Happen "Make sure you sharpen your weapons when you get home today people!" the teacher shouted as the bell rang. All he got in return was some "yeah-yeah whaever, we knows" as usual.GaaSaku Accidents Happen8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As he put the last book in his bag Gaara looked up to see a girl standing over him, crimson pink hair flowing. "Uhh... Hi...?" Said Gaara sort of confused as to why Sakura was standing there staring at him. "Oh! Hi Gaara! ... I forgot what i was gonna ask..." She stated smiling sweetly. "Umm we do have a genjutsu class next. Maybe youll remember by then." She looked at, her smile grew wider "Oh yeah! Well if we dont hurry we'll be late!" She grabbed his arm, and before he knew it, he was being dragged out of the classroom.
"Okey Dokey Kiddies! Pick a partner!" yelled Kakashi-sensei.
After everyone was paired up the only two left were Gaara and Sakura. "I guess we are partners!" Sakura said yet again grabbing Gaara's wrist
Gazeonline chatting part 11Gazeonline chatting part 115 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
GazettE online Chatting Part 11
Aoi= .Aoi lol
Drummerboy has just joined the conversation
Aoi has just joined the conversation
Rei has just joined the conversation
Drummerboy: I still don't think I look like a hobo.
Aoi: I would say you look like a hobo.
Rei: Ignore him Kai.
Aoi: He can't ignore me, you cannot ignore that which you love.
Drummerboy: I don't love you, Aoi.
Aoi: Yes you do. You just don't know it yet.
Rookie has just joined the conversation
XxUruDuckxX has just joined the conversation
XxUruDuckxX: I WANT A LOLLIPOP!
Drummerboy: Why do you always have to say something related to lollipops?
Rookie: I don't know, hobo.
Drummerboy: Is this going to be like the whole 'duck butt' thing?
Aoi: DUCK BUTT!
Rei: I FUCKING HATE YOU KAI!
Rookie: I totally forgot about that.
XxUruDuckxX: I thought it was chicken butt now?
Rookie: Either way he's a butt.
Aoi: I tho
I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 7]I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 7]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dong Hae hadn't let go of EunHyuk's hand since they had walked in through the door. It had gotten to the point where some of EunHyuk's fingers and his own had intertwined with each other. He hoped EunHyuk hadn't minded; however, if he had, wouldn't he have let go from the beginning of the doorway.
The three of them maneuvered quickly through the dancing crowd towards the back, dimly lit side of the club. KyuHyun's lips switched from a smirk to a bright and somewhat perky smile as his beautifully narrow eyes caught sight of an almost platinum blonde haired male sitting lonesome at a round booth hidden in the corner of the club. He was holding a can of soda in his hands. He turned to look into the club; catching sight of his friends walking towards him made his lips form a an almost shy smile.
KyuHyun ran towards the booth, taking a seat beside the young male, wrapping his arms around his neck.
"Sung Min, you dyed your hair!"
"Does it look bad?" Sung Min smiled, raising his ha
I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 5]I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 5]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Dong Hae felt his knees buckling, causing him to drop onto KyuHyun's bed behind himself. He lifted one of his hands to his head, running his fingers through his hair.
"But- how you said all that girl stuff we bought was for her?"
Dong Hae pointed at the bag lying on the carpet beside the door. Susie and KyuHyun turned around. She made her way to the door and picked up the faded pink bags from the carpet. She reached inside and pulled out the draping white skirt and held it up for both KyuHyun and Dong Hae to see.
"This is cute, nice picking a long skirt that won't show his legs KyuHyun." Susie smiled, folding it and placing it to the side of Dong Hae who watched her with an expression of confusion spread across his face.
"Actually, Susie, he picked it out." KyuHyun pointed at Dong Hae, smiling, "I picked the shirt! I hope it fits him well."
Susie placed one of the empty bags on the bed and removed the blue shirt and lavender perfume from the other bag.
"Did Dong Hae pick this one
gaarasakura_sakuragaara part 98 MONTHS LATERgaarasakura_sakuragaara part 98 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
I sat in the waiting room while Sakura was giving birth to our children. I wish I was in there but the doctor told me I had to wait out here. Minutes seemed liked hours, then finally some news. The deliveries were successful, but I do have to tell you something, the doctor said to me. What? I asked, worryingly. Well the ultrasounds from before showed 3 babies correct? he asked me. Yes thats what they showed, I responded. Well there were 2 more, congratulations, Gaara, you are the proud father of two boys and 3 girls, he said to me. My jaw hit the floor, T-t-two more did you say? I asked. Yes and there all very healthy, you can see them and Sakura if you want, he said to me.
I walked into the delivery room and saw her holding all 5 babies, she looked up at me and said, Hey honey, do you mind taking one or two of them, I kinda got my hands full here. Sure sweetie th
I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 6]I'm Your Boy - EunHae [Part 6]3 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"Whoa, hey! Sorry I'm late!"
KyuHyun waved his arm into the air, trying to get the attention of a young man who was leaning against the entrance to a late night club.
The male was wearing a blonde hair frizzled and crazy. His skin was pale and smooth, almost shinning under the flickering lights of the clubs entrance. He was wearing skin tight jeans and a loose low cut black and white stripped shirt. His army looking boots reached high above his ankles, the lacing wrapped and dancing crazily around the boots.
"Boy, am I glad we decided to change your outfit, right?"
KyuHyun turned back towards Dong Hae who was walking behind him.
They had changed Dong Hae's wig to a long, straightened wig. It was a dark brown color, the strands spreading beautifully around his shoulders. They changed his clothing into a dress. It had loose, long sleeves that covered his arms and lead to leather gloved hands. The dress was a bright red color, the midriff was tightening around his slim waist and hips; how
Our Beloved Alan RickmanOur Beloved Alan Rickman10 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
What makes us love such a man as he?
Why do our hearts flutter at his smile?
How our knees waver at his voice!
See what his hazel stare can do!
Maybe it is because there is none other like him
For he is the perfect man, a shining star
Such a jewel, rare treasure indeed
He can easily steal our hearts and mystify our minds
How we swoon at him in billowing capes
Deafening gasps at dramatic performances
So noble when clutching a sword
And heroic appearing through a storm
O, nothing can break our undying devotion!
Dedicating ourselves is our number one notion!