Ode to my Glorious OverlordsOde to my Glorious Overlords2 years ago in Free Fella
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I know that I am certain,
I know that it is true;
few things upon this splendid earth,
are wonderful as you.
You've gotten in my head,
ensnared my every sense,
With your mighty paws and ears,
you've lowered my defense.
For years I have surfed, oh so naive,
Laughing at the pictures, both moving and still;
But oh,now I see, terribly clearly,
Your intelligence enlightens me, goodbye to free will!
Oh how you claw, oh how you purr,
your darling sweet meow, your fluffy soft fur,
you've taken my heart and you've taken my mind,
And you've taken the souls,
of all of mankind.