
The Forgotten Moment "Come along this way, luv," Wheatley said as he strode along the catwalks in the belly of Aperture Science, with a completely stupid grin on his face at the joy of discovering he actually COULD use the torch those people had given him so long ago.The Forgotten Moment2 years ago in Romance More Like This
"Once we're past here we can get to the neurotoxin tank and shut it down! The She'll be powerless, and we can go attack her directly, and..." Here was where he trailed off and came to a halt. He cocked his head looking for the strange noise he stopped for, which was little gasps and sniffles. Eventually he located the source, and slowly turned around. To his dismay he saw his companion.
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Wheatley's Madness Chell was tired of running. She felt as if she'd been running ever since she got into this wretched hell hole of a place. Running from GLaDOS and her taunts, neurotoxin, turrets, acid bits, falling beams, and now her best friend, Wheatley. Well, her only friend really, but still! He was the only one who had shown her kindness in this place, and then she had to ruin him. For the one time in her life she regretted not listening to GLaDOS. If she just hadn't plugged him into the stupid mainframe, maybe he wouldn't be chasing her, intent on her death. She quickly glanced over her shoulder only to see him striding toward her, never breaking his cWheatley's Madness1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
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Portal - Wheatley PoemI despise you.Portal - Wheatley Poem2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
Loath you.
I even want to kill you.
I belived you tricked me,
used me up and left me at my greatest moment.
You only wanted to escape.
You never wanted to be my friend.
But in the end,
when we were being sucked into space,
when I was screaming at you,
demanding not to let me go.
You only stared. Silent.
Only now do I see the look in your eyes.
They were full of hurt and sadness.
You never meant harm.
Pride and confusion got the best of me.
You were my friend. And I was yours too.
Found that you were all I had.
Then I realized that you never left me
I left you,
became a monster inside.
And I regret that.
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Not Him - Part 1It’s been a year since she was released from Aperture, and still she watches the sky at night, imagining that somehow he can see her. Imagining that somehow he knows she’s sorry.Not Him - Part 12 years ago in Romance More Like This
She thinks about him all the time, to the point where it interferes with her everyday life. She’s thinking about him now, as she makes her way through a busy sidewalk with a few books in her arms, heading home from the library. People bump against her from all sides, but she pays no attention to them until all of a sudden someone bumps her from the front. She gasps in surprise as her books fall to the ground, and she drops to her knees to gather

Her in SnowfallChunks of firewood were tossed lightly into the simmering blaze as a wheezy cough sounded in the other room. Wheatley looked over his shoulder quickly at the sound with a startled look behind his pale blue eyes. He lifted his lanky figure from the ground and walked into the bedroom of the small house. The tattered mattress was depressed with the weight of a small and frail woman hidden under blankets. Wheatley looked down upon her sadly as a few more wheezing coughs shook her body. The beaten mattress sunk more to the ground as Wheatley sat on the edge with a heavy sigh.Her in Snowfall2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
"I'm sorry..." he whispered. "You do look a lot better then the passed
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100 portal themes. 1. NAMES1. NAMES100 portal themes. 1. NAMES2 years ago in Sci-Fi More Like This
"You don't need one."
The little blue core looked up to the big machine in front of him.
Her yellow bright eye was shifting as if she was constantly nervous.
"No, of course I don't, naturally, I knew that." he stuttered.
"And I wouldn't ask for one, but "
GLaDOS looked at him bored.
"Then don't, it's not your job to ask for a name. You are just a core, you don't need a name. Besides, you have a serial number."
"Yes, I do, and it's a beautiful one! Obviously it's a very nice serial number. Love it, absolutely love it" the little core hasted to say. He looked around in the hope nobody would see. The only one looking was an

Sticks and Stones"The birth parents you are trying to reach do not love you. Please hang up."Sticks and Stones1 year ago in Drama More Like This
"You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says. A horrible person."
"You monster."
The Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device slammed against the wall all the way at the opposite side of the chamber, soliciting a loud, impromptu gasp from the speakers. Several panels quickly moved to catch it before it could fall into the acid pit below.
"So," the AI said, voice easily smoothing over as though she'd never been thrown off her guard, "I see all those years in stasis have not improved your intelligence levelwhich is far lower than average, in ca

Portal 2: Human EmotionWheatley had been told many things when he'd first been brought online.Portal 2: Human Emotion2 years ago in Romance More Like This
For one, that if he ever left his management rail, he would die. The same thing went for his flashlight. He was told his death if he did this would be slow and painful - well, pain as he was programmed to feel pain, anyway, which was surprisingly much like he had seen countless humans suffer pain in the testing chambers. Screaming, shaking, crippling pain. He'd seen firsthand how cruel GLaDOS could be to her test subjects and so hadn't ever questioned when he was told that if he did a certain thing, he would die like so many of the little humans had.
Another was that ab
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Catch MeIt had been a few months since GLaDOS had let Chell and Wheatley leave the Enrichment Center. After Chell had opened the portal to the moon, she had refused to let go of Wheatley, and GLaDOS had finally just pulled them both back in under the condition that Chell "get the moron out of here."Catch Me2 years ago in Humor More Like This
So she had. She had taken Wheatley back to her apartment—first she'd had to get an apartment, and that hadn't been easy given her lack of credentials, but she'd managed—and it had taken him a long while, but at last he'd stopped apologizing for what he'd done.
"All right!" he enthused. "Now that you've forgiven me, it's time for me to forg
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Fortley: Meltdown HugShe stood on the opposite side of his lair. His territory. His domain. Her Chocolate brown eyes were determined and held no sign of intimidation.Fortley: Meltdown Hug2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Was there nothing that would make her back down? He gritted his teeth, baring them menacingly in one last warning run for your life. Looking over his cracked glasses at her, blue eyes to the brim with loathing, he drew himself up, putting one foot forward in a stance of defense.
But of course she wouldn't falter.
When he heard the sound of her boots skim the paneled floor below them he immediately went into action, throwing his arm forward and propelling a bomb that
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Where the Air is Sweet"But Chell, what am I supposed to do while you're at work?" Wheatley whined. "Can't I go with you?"Where the Air is Sweet2 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
His eyes were pleading, but Chell sighed and shook her head. Just because he was used to having her around in the apartment all day to entertain him didn't mean that that was always going to be the case. Now that the money GLaDOS had stashed inside the Companion Cube for her was almost depleted, Chell had been forced to get a job. Today was her first day as an official McDonald's cashier.
"Why not?" he asked, then repeated, "What am I supposed to do?"
"Watch TV," she replied, walking over and turning it on. She flipped it to PBS--even he couldn