A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 1)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer: Everyone ready? *Homer stopped singing*
Lisa: Yes, Dad! *Lisa looked at Bart as if to say, 'You better say yes!'*
Homer: OK then! Off we go! WOOHOO!!!
Bart: I thought you didn't want to come!
Homer: That's in the past, boy! Just like "The Ghost of Christmas Future"!
Lisa: Dad, don't you mean "Past"?
Homer: Past what?
Lisa: The Ghos- Oh never mind! Can we go now!
Homer: Go where?
Lisa: Urgh! To get the Christmas tree!!!
Homer: Oh right! *Homer laughed*
Homer: Why Won't You Work *Homer tried to start the car*
Homer: COME ON! *Homer banged his fist against the steering wheel*
Homer: If this is another one of your pran- *Homer's car started*
Bart: I didn't do nothin'! *Bart grinned a big cheesy grin at Homer*
Homer: Let's see what's on. *Homer switched on the radio*
KBBL: 102.5 FM, KBBL here, making your day average. First up is a once in a lifetime opportunity to win a lifetime s
Bleach: Princess to Prince ch5Chapter 5,More Secrets?Bleach: Princess to Prince ch55 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
It was now morning at the Kurosaki manor. But it was a special morning to wake up to,it was the morning after Ichigo submitted his love to Rukia. Rukia sighed as she woke up from her sleep. She looked at Ichigo,and sighed again. 'What happens if I get pregnant with Ichigo's child? Since he's the one I'm not supposed to marry. Oh Ichigo...' thought Rukia. She was really worried about this. "What's wrong with you Rukia? Worried about our relationship?" said Ichigo as he woke up. "Ichigo...Yeah I am worried about it." confessed Rukia. "Mostly about me getting pregnant with your child." "Rukia,you don't have to worry about that. No matter what happens,I will protect you and always love you. Especially that." "Oh Ichigo,I love you." said Rukia leaning on her lover's shoulder. "I love you too Rukia." said Ichigo,cuddling with Rukia's naked body. "Shouldn't we get dress?" asked Rukia. "Um...yeah we should." answered Ichigo. So they quickly changed into their clothes,an
Fuck You, Positive People. When I post up my art, whether the art is sad or happy or angry, I do it for me. Not for the watches or llama badges. I don't really like people commenting and shoving their sunshine and sympathy down my throat.Fuck You, Positive People.3 years ago in Philosophical More Like This
I post something about suicide. So what? So most people's responses are this: 'You have a WHOLE life ahead of you, SUICIDE? NO, what about the life you leave behind? Your loved one's & friends would be depressed & you would've let your Hopes & Dreams Fade into the darkness, which is CHEATING life. I just want to encourage you to succeed your dreams.' What if my dream is to die? What then? HA, didn't think about that, bitch, did you?
I post something about cutting. So what? So most people's responses are this: 'Why do you do that to yourself? Does it feel good? Are you doing it for attention? I could help you, note me if you want!' Hm, does cutting yourself sound like it'l
A Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (chapter 2)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Bart: I'm okay!
Homer: No! I'm not ok! *Homer sobbed*
Lisa: What is it, Dad!?!
Homer: I'll never get the lifetime supply of bottled water!!!!
Lisa: Ok, at least we're all ok
Homer: I didn't hear the address I was supposed to send my details to! Why is life so cruel! *Homer wailed loudly*
Bart: We're never gonna get the stupid tree!
Seymour: Good Lord! Is everyone ok?! *Seymour leaped out of his car to aid the Simpsons* (Seymour had been driving past when Homer crashed. Seymour had been out doing errands for Agnes)
Bart: Could it get any worse?
Lisa: Yes, Principal Skinner. Everyone is fine.
Seymour: Let me at least give you a ride home.
Lisa: We weren't going home, we were going to get a Christmas tree. I guess we'll have to walk there now.
Homer: Walk!?! *Homer and Bart groaned*
Seymour: I'm on my way to buy a Christmas tree for Mother. Want to come along?
Lisa: Thank you for the kind offer but we coul-
Mind Games OHSHC Ch.24Mind Games OHSHC Ch.243 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Day 1 before leaving to France
We arrived at Haruhi's apartment twenty minutes later. My first impression of her apartment is amazement of how spacious her house seems to be. Though the rich thinks that it's a bit too cramp, but I for one knows that this is a pretty decent size apartment because I've experienced this back when I was a child. Looking at the house now reminds me of what it was like living with both my parents.
"You have an adorable apartment Haruhi." I said as I walk through the front door, and took of my shoes. I then slip my feet into the house slippers and step up onto the tatami floor. "I'm surprise it's this spacious."
"Thanks." Haruhi said gratefully."Unlike those guys, you're more considerate of my living condition."
I knew she was talking about the Host, and I nodded in agreement. I follow Haruhi towards her living room, and set the books on top of the coffee table, and stood up to stretch my back. My eyes darted towards the family room and then the kitchen.
Izumi Namida [FINNISHED!!]Izumi Namida [FINNISHED!!]3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Ouran High School Host Club Character Information
Name (last, first): Namida, Izumi
Nickname(s): Izumi-san; Izu-chan
Age: Manga - 17/18 years || Fanfic - 21 years
Species: Human [Tsundere xD]
Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual
Birthday: March, 24
Life Story: Izumi's family owns a major manufacturing company of yutakas and kimonos. They also have a jewelry company and a signature of Haute couture clothing. She studied at Ouran Academy to 15-16 years. At that age he went to Europe to complete their studies. Back at 18 years to get into college Ouran, in fashion design career.
She has two younger sisters, Eiko and Ayumi. As the eldest of the Namida, it is expected to continue the family business, give a good image in high society and marries a man of good social position.
However, Izumi is very complicated. Due t
From Ghoulies And Beasties p22From Ghoulies And BeastiesFrom Ghoulies And Beasties p223 years ago in Humor More Like This
File Twenty-Two: Unicorn
"I wonder if we'll have time to go to any museums wile we're here..." Ichigo mused as he looked out the window of the cab, "A museum?" she asked with raised eyebrows, "Yeah, there's alot of art in Greece, I'd like to see some of it," she leaned back and smirked, "That's funny," she mused, "Why is that funny?" he asked, a bit offended, "I just never pegged you for a museum-type of person," "You have to be a certain type of person to like museums?" "Yes," "What kind of person would that be?" "One who likes museums," she replied with a smirk, he smiled lightly at her, "Hm, that's my sense of humor," he mused as the cab pulled up to a large hotel, Rukia thanked the driver, in Greek being that she was wearing the special translating device Urahara had invented, they both got out and Ichigo grabbed the luggage, preparing to go into the hotel
"I must say I love the color scheme of this room," Rukia mused as she looked around at the blue and
The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 1The Simpsons: 10 Years Later - A Bob Con Chapter 13 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
Robert Terwilliger, otherwise known as Sideshow Bob had a frown on his face as he looked up at the banner on the outside of a building that said "Springfield Gamers, Video Game Convention" on it. He sighed as he looked down. "Why did I let myself get talked into this?" he asked in a thinking out-loud way.
"Because if you said no, your only son would throw a fit." came the voice of his younger brother Cecil who was standing beside him. The two had been dragged here by their sons Gino and William who as it turned out were really into video games which the two boys played quite a lot much to their fathers dismay.
"I am never going to understand these things or our sons weird obsession with them, for that matter." Bob stated to his brother as he crossed his arms. "I doubt any parent really does." Cecil added before he started to head inside the building, with Bob following him in.
Inside there was many tables set up and areas with stands that had people on them, talking. "Egad, how do they
The One and Only Sailor KainFighting derp by moonlightThe One and Only Sailor Kain3 years ago in Humor More Like This
Burning dolls by daylight
Evil authoress turned his hair white
He is the one named...
A bright crescent moon shone down on the sleeping city. All was peaceful, all was calm. Nobody was awake to notice a high-heeled figure outlined by the moon behind as it stood in stoic vigil atop a spiral tower along with the cat that led the way.
"How the fuck am I supposed to run around in a skirt this tiny?" Kain raged, stomping around in the feminine high heels.
"It's part of the uniform," Micah the cat sighed.
"Fuck the uniform," the displeased sailor scout grumbled.
"You need to have respect for authority," the cat nagged.
Micah shook his head sorrowfully as he continued to lead the way to their destination. Why did it have to be someone like him? Souri would have looked so cute in a sailor uniform...
Two glowing red eyes opened from the darkness, attracted by the sudden noise. Jaws of unholy, sharp vegetables gnashed in furious gle
FairyFun and carefreeFairy3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
In the wind
Rare you are
You are my heart
A Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)A Simpsons' ChristmasA Simpsons' Christmas (prologue)3 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Marge: Homie, can you go down with the kids to buy a Christmas tree? I have to do the Christmas shopping. (Christmas the year before had been not much short of a failure due to the fact that Homer forgot to do the Christmas shopping)
Homer: Do I HAVE to??? *Homer moaned*
Marge: It's Christmas tomorrow, and I don't want this family to have another 'crisis'. *Marge glanced sternly at Homer*
Lisa: Can we Dad?
Bart: Yeah, c'mon Homer!
Homer: But I wanna watch the game!
Marge: Homie, please? *Marge waited for Homer's response*
Bart: Nevermind Mom. Just let the fatso watch his gam-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE! *Homer strangled Bart*
Bart: ACK!! URRK! GACK!!!
Marge: HOMER! You're going to get that tree and no more television for the rest of the day!!!
Lisa: Thanks Mom.
Bart: Come on big boy! *Bart laughed at Homer*
Homer: Watch it, boy! *Homer opened the front door and walked outside*
Lisa: Can I pick which tree we get, Dad?
Bart: NO! Mom
Nothing.Nothing.Nothing.3 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
You say nothing is wrong.
What's bothering you?
Classmates, family, strangers.
They keep knocking you down
Until you stay down.
They are unscathed, unphased
By your pain.
You watch as everyone laughs
While you are nothing,
And you are left with nothing.
This is what you wish to do.
Yet there is something new
Burning inside of you
Telling you it's not hopeless.
You can make it through this.
You will be lifted to the top
Above those who knocked you down,
Who put you in a hole and left you there.
You will be lifted to the top,
Stronger than before,
What could ever stop you?
Character Creation TutorialCharacter creation is one of the most enjoyable aspects of being an artist or writer. This is where creativity can truly thrive as a person's imagination shines at its brightest as they form an image of a character that they find special. No matter what kind of art interests a person, characters tend to bring the depth needed to hook the viewer is looking for so that they can focus on the visual or literary piece.Character Creation Tutorial6 years ago in Editorial More Like This
Anyone can create at least one character if they put their mind to it. This tutorial will assist you in setting up your own character(s) that you may enjoy for as long as you wish.
Why make a character?
As previously stated, a character serves high importance in creating a memorable piece of art. Of course, this is not always the case, but that varies depending on the genre that you, the artist or writer, specialize in. Character creation is also an effective way to keep the creative juices in the brain flowing as
Simpsons Fanfic ProfilesLisa Marie SimpsonSimpsons Fanfic Profiles6 years ago in Humor More Like This
Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
Siblings: Bart and Maggie
Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha
Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica
Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse
Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels
Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa's gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she's still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties and always tries to get them to eat vegetarian meals. Until now, her past starts haunting her and she finds her life going down the drain. But the one thing that bothers her the most: not having a boyfriend.
Bartholemew Jojo Simpson
Occupation: Student at NSHS, asst. manager of Android's Dungeon
Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson
GirlsSome girls are friskyGirls3 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
some are rude
others are evil
some are pure sweetness
If only I could find myself a girl...
Diary of a punishmentDay 0, April 27:Diary of a punishment7 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Hey guys, I wanted to write this story, because I wanted to tell you about my experience with the worst punishment a person can suffer.
Usually I didn't mind about punishments, my parents gave me an hell of them, I even can say that I spent my whole life being in kinds of punishments, seriously, but this, this was absolutely the worst, trust me.
And last, but not least, don't blame me if I make any grammar or orthography error, at the end you know me, one time I even made a mistake, writing "elementery" instead of elementary.
All this crazy story starts the 27th of April, while I was at school, and mrs Krabappel was teaching a Math lesson, I was looking out of the window, waiting, in vane, for an interesting event.
Milhouse, officially, was at home with a severe temperature, but in fact, he was at school, but not in the class, waiting for eleven o' clock, just like me.
We had something ready, that we projected for the last two days, and the only thing I hoped now was t
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie NostalgiaviewThe Spongebob Squarepants Movie Nostalgiaview11 months ago in Reviews & Guides More Like This
Hello and -yadda, yadda, yadda, you get the picture, I'm reviewing a movie ala` Nostalgia Critic style minus the skits and insistent yelling. Get over it.
It's time to rip on Nickelodeon again and if you thought "Grow Up Timmy Turner" was an insulting slap to our childhoods, then let's rip on another movie to come from Nickelodeon, but one to actually have been released in theaters, "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie."
But before I tear into a childhood favorite for many, let's examine some backstory on our yellow sea-sponge friend to see how it all went wrong.
"Spongebob Squarepants" is the ongoing television show made in 1999 created by animator, writer and marine biologist Stephen Hillenburg, who acquired his degree in marine studies in 1984 before acquiring a Masters degree for animation at the California Institute of the Arts in 1991; the same college that taught the boys who formed Pixar and bore the classroom number A113 that became the Easter egg for many Pix
TORASUTO part 24Hidan sighed, leaning his head on Kakuzu's shoulder and biting his lip. He was worried and angry, but for now, he tried his best to remain calm. They were currently in Itachi's apartment, with Naruto and Sasuke, while they waited for the other Uchiha to arrive.TORASUTO part 245 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Naruto was pacing up and down, talking a lot, and he seemed about to cry. Hidan would have been the same, but some years of concealing things and now Kakuzu helped him hide it well, and not run out to kill Madara on his own.
Finally, the door slammed open, and Itachi entered. He was panting, meaning he probably ran up there. Leaning against the door, he looked at them. "Any news?"
Sasuke shook his head, going over to his brother and hugging him. He closed his eyes, sighing softly. "We'll find him soon, Itachi " He muttered, sensing how tense and worried his brother was. "He'll be fine."
Itachi nodded, hugging back tightly.
~One week later~
Deidara hugged himself, curling up. For the past week, he'd been kep
E.T. requestedTitle: E.T (Requested FF)E.T. requested4 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Haruno Sakura hated the smell of antiseptic. It always tickled her nose in the wrong way making her twist her face into disgusted expressions. But apparently it was necessary to purify the area from contamination.
'Tsk.' Sakura thought, 'The only contaminators here are our own selves.'
She briskly walked through the halls of the building and had to remind herself that it was more than a simple building. In fact, it was a containment for extraterrestrial. Sakura sighed heavily at the thought of the word. Who would have thought that other individuals really existed outside earth?! She should consider herself blessed to be able to see these 'creatures' from another world but instead Sakura felt as if she was trapped, contained, a prisoner just like these extraterrestrials.
She was nothing special among the ranks in the base. In fact she her line of authority was the lowest of the low. She was a mere guard who m
If hearts could explode CH 1Today was a rather calm day outside. The birds were singing their peaceful songs outside, and the weather was still. A chilly, but still warm, wind blew a soothing cover over the empty school yard, and it shook the threes slightly. And exactly everything would be calm inside too... If it wasn't for those popular kids... Blabbering like always. About same things. Like always.If hearts could explode CH 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"So yesterday when I was going home from school alone, " The blonde who was speaking put his feet up on the table where his paper and pen was lying, abandonned, "I met up with this hot chic! She was seriously so damn hot! And you wont believe me but,"
Today seemed to be one of those days when Deidara was going to talk his lunges out. Right now, he was sitting next to Sasori. But instead of doing what he actually was supposed to do, he was turned to the other side, speaking with a little load of 'friends'.
By now, Sasori was damn pissed. Sometimes, that blonde could be really annoying. He knew Sasori didn't l
SasoDei - I like you. Part 1 "Hey, Sasori, that one's a hottie" a black-haired man whispered to another red-head. The red-head took a look at the blond walking by, and nodded. Then a purple-haired man besides them whistled at the blond, who turned around and gave them a deadly glare. Then the red-head, named Sasori, moved his finger a bit, and the blond suddenly came closer.SasoDei - I like you. Part 14 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
"Hey, what's going on?!" he exclaimed. Sasori just smirked, as he watched the other guy coming closer.
"I would bet that he scored her after two hours What do you think, Itachi?" the purple-haired man asked.
Itachi looked a bit at the purple-haired one, and then answered, "I think it'll take at least four hours. But he'll score her, for sure. Just like all the other girls. So, the same as usual, Hidan?"
Hidan nodded and added, "Yep, 5 bucks."
Sasori ignored them, while Deidara was pulled closer. When he finally was standing face-to-face with Sasori, then he whispered
Waruto Tachi's Tale Redo Ch1Growing up is one of the hardest things to do when your young. You don't understand why you have to, just know you need to. My childhood was very short lived, I never knew my mother and my father was rarely there. He told me he loved me and he was always there when I woke up in the morning...but he was never there when I needed him...He was always with my uncle Madara, I hated how Madara treated me back then, I remember wanting my dad when I got stung by a bee. I ran into the cave where he was talking to Madara...seeing me my dad came over, but Madara stopped him and threw me out telling me to consult my aunt Eri...Waruto Tachi's Tale Redo Ch15 years ago in Introductions & Chapters More Like This
But I didn't want her, I wanted my dad...not much changed as I got older, I just learnt to keep my injuries to myself...
i'm only 10 months old but i'm totally dependant. I'm near full grown, I have my sharingan, I have friends, and I have my strength.
Looking into the water I can't help but growl at my reflection. I had such an ugly fur colour, my dad said I got it from my
The Game Chapter 5Sasori ran through the swirling crowd searching for Deidara. He admitted that boy had some impressive ideas and somehow, he started to respect that spontaneous male.The Game Chapter 54 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
He got to the car park and saw how Deidara stole car and drove out of Station. Sasori knew that every second was important, because that brat could get away from him. As he reached the girl on pavement, he asked
'Hey, what you car you are driving, tell me its number? Answer me quickly.' Sasori frowned looking at the girl.
'That bastard stole my car....' she finally said 'Fuck, he stole my new, shining car!'
'Are you deaf? Tell me your car number and model.' ordered Sasori.
'Oh, it is red Audi A6, number ILD055...' she said and started crying 'My parent's going to kill me...' then she looked at Sasori 'anyway who are you?'
'I'm from police' said redhead already running away. He took out pone and dialed number. After few signals, someone answered.
'It's me, Shikamaru, quickly send our team after red Audi A6, number IL
Shippuden Tobi X Dei - Too Late...Disclaimer I do not own ShippudenShippuden Tobi X Dei - Too Late...3 years ago in Drama More Like This
Warning Character death sadly.
Every part of him screamed in pain it hurt to breathe, it hurt to move.
He couldn't recall the last time he'd been in this much pain if ever.
He leaned heavily against a tree trunk, his breathing uneven. Every time he swallowed the pain seemed to increase. With each passing second, he felt his throat constrict making it harder to draw in air.
Deidara sighed inwardly, vaguely wishing he'd stayed in bed today. He had stormed off from the Akatsuki hideout after an argument from Hidan. While it was common for them to argue, there were times it really grated on him, everyone was constantly demeaning him and picking on him and it infuriated him.
The Zealot just loved to piss him off the most and because he'd been in such a furious mood he'd failed to realize the enemy nin.
There had only been one just one ANBU. And while one would usually never be a problem for