Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's DeathIt was 5 weeks after the events of Donkey Kong Country 3. Everyone was doing they're usual things. DK was lazing on the beach, Cranky was working on potions, Funky was building a new plane, Kiddy was taking an afternoon nap, and Diddy was off with Dixie...Again.Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's Death5 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This was the 5th time they've been out, all the other kongs kept pointing out it was a date, but they didn't say it to Diddy or Dixie as they didn't want to offend them. They were walking through the forest comming back from the shop, buying a coconut milkshake. They were just talking of what they would do next, when a familiar voice cut them off. "Diddy! Dixie! Squawk! Thank coconuts I found you!", Squawks the parrot said flying towards them. "What is it?", Diddy asked. Squawks could hardly catch his breath. "It's an emergency! At Cranky's hut! Squawk!". "What? Did Cranky throw out his back again?", Diddy joked. "This is serious!", Squawks yelled. "It's Wrinkly Kong! She's dying! Squawk!". Diddy's tail shot up in suprise, due
Disney Hypnosis ideasHey I know Disney has had some times where a few characters have been hypnotized by a certain character so here are some ideas that I could probably put inDisney Hypnosis ideas4 months ago in Profiles More Like This
- Vanessa uses Ariel's voice to hypnotize Ariel
- Maestro Forte hypnotizes Belle with his Music
- Kaa hypnotizes both Mowgli, Shanti & Ranjan
- Lady Tremaine uses Fairy Godmother's wand to hypnotize Cinderella
- Jafar hypnotizes Jasmine with his staff
- Jane could be hypnotized to forget about her life in civilization and think she's always lived as a jungle girl
- Sofia and Amber could be hypnotized by Princess Ivy
- Elsa's Ice Powers make her Evil
- The apple makes Snow White into a spoiled, rotten Princess
- Swirly aka Experiment 383 could Hypnotize not just Lilo & Stitch but he could also hypnotize Nani
- Alice becomes Mad in Wonderland
- Wendy is hypnotized to stay in Neverland forever .... and remain as a child
- when Pinocchio smokes he remains as Lampwick's best friend and turns into a REAL BAD BOY doing bad things like pran
Kirby Fanfic Series: CryingKirby Fanfic Series: Crying8 years ago in Romance More Like This
By Myst Knight
Disclaimer: Kirby's Dream Land/Adventures of Lolo are owned by Nintendo and HAL Laboratories. I write this without consent, and am making no money off of it.
Character Expose: Ribbon
Kirby's gentle partner in Kirby 64. She crash-landed on Pop Star one day with a slew of troubles arising from the Dark Matter, and Kirby offered his assistance; no questions asked. They traveled across the stars in search of the crystal shards that would help them defeat this adversary, together with a troop of odd friends. His thanks for defeating Dark Matter was a kiss on the cheek from Ribbon, which sent Kirby into a lovestruck daze and a subsequent topple down a staircase.
The aurora of Dreamland's Rainbow Resort stood before Kirby like the masterpiece collaboration of artists enlightened by the heavens. With each different area more random than the next, it was as if each artist handed the masterpiece off to the next artist after fifteen minutes of work, w
Aqua-Lisa, chapter 7Chapter 7: If Only Tears Could Bring You BackAqua-Lisa, chapter 73 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
After seeing her daughter collapsing, Marge started running to her, quickly followed by Bart and Homer. The rest of the crowd tried to follow, but Bart blocked them by spreading his hands in front of the breakwater.
"Sorry, no more entrances!" he said. "Besides, you couldn't even all fit in there."
"The kid's got a good point", Chief Wiggum said.
Bart turned around and ran at his family at the end of the breakwater. Marge was kneeling and holding Lisa's body on her lap. She gently stroke her green hair.
"Please, honey, wake up", she said quietly, with no response.
Homer's eyes were watering.
"Oh, my little girl", Homer said quietly. "You were really brave." He knelt besides Lisa.
Bart also knelt besides her sister. "You saved us all, Lis", he said. "That was so cool."
For a moment all the Simpsons just looked at Lisa's body.
"Is she still... you know... alive?" Bart asked quietly.
Marge brought her hand onto Lisa's chest. "
Like-Marge Becomes a RobotLike-Marge Becomes a Robot5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Homer was tired of Marge's constant nagging, every time he tried to do ANYTHING fun, she put a stop to it!"Still can't believe she made me drop outta that marble eating contest!" He grumbled.
After looking thru Bart's vintage and mylar sealed comics, he'd found an advertisement for 'Krusty's funtime denagger! Guarantied to stop your parents from nagging you constantly!' "Hmm...if it works on parents...maybe it'll work on WIVES!" Homer said excitedly! "Guess I don't need YOU all anymore!" he said, throwing the rest of Bart's comics into the fireplace.
-6-8 weeks later-
"BART! Something arrived from Krusty for you!" Marge shouted as she carried the box in. "Huh? I didn't order anything. How could I after dad burned all my comics!" "IT'S HERE!!!" Homer squealed as he rushed in, grabbed the box and headed back into his bedroom.
Homer ripped the box, pulling out a remote control and a small circular device with an antenna. "Huh.." Homer thought to himself
The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 13 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
Simpsons Fantasy V - Part 1SIMPSONS FANTASY VSimpsons Fantasy V - Part 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
Beginning (Loki and Darcy)Beginning (Loki and Darcy)3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Don't follow him. Do not follow him." Darcy told to herself while her feet did the opposite.
She was a curious person, there was no problem with that; but now that she though of, he was a strange person, so it might not be a good idea to do what she had in mind. Yet again, since when he fell from Asgard she was intrigued to see where he always went during the night. She almost got to follow him three times before, but gave it up half way through.
Near Jane's new lab there was a little cave. He sat there on the floor and just stood there, legs crossed and eyes closed.
She studied him for awhile, from out of the cave. He was very handsome, in a different way than Thor. His black hair was one of the things that she liked more.
He did nothing. Always still. Barely moving his chest while breathing. She got bored by his motionless position. So slowly, she stepped away.
"I know you're there."
Her heart skipped a bit. She knew he was a god, but she never thought he would notice her. Or speak
South Park Asylum RP Kyle BroflovskiSouth Park Asylum RP Kyle Broflovski3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
South Park Asylum Application
Name: Kyle Broflovski
Short Past: I'm the only Jewish kid in South Park, apart from my adopted brother Ike, I live with a very forceful mom who pushes me to be good at everything and my dad (he's nothing special), I'm one of the smartest kids in school and can work things out in a flash, I still hang out with Stan a lot and sometimes Kenny, we managed to dump Cartman onto Butters so he's finally out of my hair.
- Intelligent so if we get trapped I'm sure i can find a way out
- I have a small build so i can fit through small gaps
- I can fight (got that jersey blood in me)
- Incredibly stressed so i may freak out at some points
- Easily Angered
Reason for entering the Asylum: Stan was talking about it with Craig, i didn't want to go but he managed to persuade me.
Have you seen the doctor yet?: Luckily no
You're locked up! (oh noes!) What do you do?: Try to pick the loc
ZATR - On the busZATR - On the bus3 years ago in Romance More Like This
It was Friday, the sky was full of clouds and threatening rain.
Zim was leaving his class, it was obvious that until he get home, the rain wouldn't stop for a long time. He has his glue layer, but he did not like the idea of getting all wet. So, he thought, why not go on the school bus?
He went past Tak, who was sifting through her locker. Tak he thought she was so annoying
She returned to Earth faster than Zim imagined she would have in fact, he really did not think she would come back at all, but she returned a few months after fighting with Zim. He was not worried about it, however, for now she just annoyed him with silly jokes. She showed no signs of making a plan, or something.
Zim noted that Tak was now following him.
"Good. She wants to annoy me again." He growled softly. Tak smiled, she had heard what he said, and felt more interested in trying to irritate Zim.
He entered in the bus and sat in the back seat, next to the window, and Tak sat beside him. Zim look
Jackie Estacado UMvC Move SetJackie Estacado UMvC Move Set3 years ago in Profiles More Like This
Name: Jackie Estacado
Species: Human (Infested with the Darkness)
Occupation: Don of the Franchetti crime family.
First Appearance: The Darkness #1 (1990)
Voice Actor: Brian Bloom
The Darknes: Mike Patton
Power Ranking (Out of Seven)
Energy Projection: 7
Fighting Ability: 5
Jackie Estacado is the Human host of The Darkness, which awakened within him on the night of his 21'st birthday. Jackie is an Italian-American ex contract killer/hitman of the Franchetti crime family led by his "uncle" Paulie Franchetti. After killing both Paulie and Eddie Shrote in revenge for the murder of his girlfriend Jenny Romano, Jackie became don of the Franchetti family after he was offered the position by Jimmy "The Grape", an old family friend.
Assist Alpha- Tentacle Stab M (Direct Upper Front)
Alpha Hyper- Darkness Insanity
Assist Beta- Tentacle Slam (Direct Downward Front)
Beta Hyper- Darkness I
Simpsons MagicSimpsons Magic6 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"C'mon Milhouse! I can't wait to try out my new Krusty brad wish granter!" Bart said as he and his friend Milhouse rushed up into his room, holding a small figure of Krusty the Clown with a jewel in it's hand. "So Bart, what are ya gonna wish for? Money? Power?" Milhouse asked. "Well first I think we need to test it! We don't want this to be like the Krusty invisibility cloak!" Bart said. "Yea. Who knew Comic Book Guy could throw so hard." Milhouse said, rubbing his head.
"Ok, for my first wish...um....something simple....I got it! I wish I had a new ball!" Bart said. "Why'd ya wish for that? Didn't you say your old one was on the roof?" Milhouse asked. "Yea, but dad tried to get it down with his BB gun." Bart explained. "HEY BART!" Lisa called from downstairs, "The pizza mom ordered came, and dad's beating up the delivery man to get it! if you want some, better hurry!"
As Bart and Milhouse ran downstairs, Marge walked into his bedroom, "Bart really needs t
Machine ManMachine Man:Machine Man2 years ago in Traditional Fixed Forms More Like This
It began with but a simple command, "to do as we are told".
Never to deviate from this path - never to nurture the soul.
We are told that we are given a purpose; "a part of something great!"
Yet why oh why am I so weary of that which is my fate?
Am I an error, a single anomaly, unable to feel intact?
Or am I missing some special attribute - a facet which I lack.
In a society made of fleshed machines; robots wearing skin,
Perhaps I'm simply seeking something, to fill this metal tin.
-Chen Yuan Wen, 16th November 2012
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 27 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
Tenn's Vengeance 1Tenn's Vengeance 16 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
I don't own IZ. I do own Wyvern. And I like that.
The young irken male ducked, avoiding several lazers from both the SIR units and the Meekrob. He crawled amongst the debris, searching for his fallen friend. He soon came across his partner, and helped the injured girl to her feet. The two of them escaped their destroyed base through a hidden tunnel, arriving at their underground emergency bunker.
The girl pulled away, struggling to stand on her own. Her dress was ripped to pieces, deep gashes all over her torso and legs. She gazed at her friend, whose face had been cut up in the melee. She growled. "I swear...it's not over..."
She fell to the floor.
Wyvern sat on his cot, watching Tenn leap at another simulation. He was quite a rarity by irken terms. Most irkens had red eyes, some with brown, and a select few with purple. The rarest eye color among irkens were blue, and Wyvern's were a beautiful baby blue. The last known irken
Crush: Part 5"I can't believe she kissed Sportacus!"Crush: Part 54 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
The kids were hanging out at Pixel's house. Trixie turned towards Ziggy who was on the couch.
"I know, he was like so much older than she was!" He agreed.
"Guys, she said he was like our age," Pixel said, intent on whatever he was doing on the computer.
"Still, the trial said he was guilty. There's nothing we can do."
"Wait! Look at this!"
The kids crowded around the computer. There was footage from the last few days from the park. It showed Sportacus jogging, then Robbie Rotten standing on the bench, with a giant umbrella, positioning it over Sportacus' head.
"Oh my god!!!!"
They watched as Sportacus shrunk, his features and clothes became juvenlie...A twelve year old Sportacus looked up confusedly at the hidden camera.
"Robbie!" Trixie sneered in anger.
"Guys quick! We have to get this to the mayor!" Pixel exclaimed.
Later that day, the crowd gathered around the poduim. The mayor walked up, inserting a dvd into the dvd player.
"Ladies and Gente