Torturing The Simpsons*Homer, Marge, Bart, and Lisa all awake to find themselves in there own cells. Its a dark room with the only lights above each one of there cells.Torturing The Simpsons4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
Homer- (nervously) Where are we?
Bart- Where ever it is, its better than our house.
Homer- Why you little...(Homer tries reaching over to Bart)
Bart- ha ha
*A Shadow figure with a deep voice reveals himself. He is sitting in a chair by a machine with lots of buttons.
Shadow- Good evening Simpson family. I bet your all wondering why your here.
Homer- (Sarcastically) No why would we want to know that?
*Shadow pushes a button and it shocks Homer.
Shadow- You are here because you are the worse family that anyone has come across.
Homer- (Sarcastically) Really, I thought we were the Brady bunch.
*Shadow again pushes a button that shocks Homer.
Shadow- Any hoo, I'm here to personally torture each and every one of you. Starting with you Homer.
*Homer looks scared
Shadow- You a dumb fat idiot
Homer- oh....I shouldn't of put that in my facebook bio.
Like-Marge Becomes a RobotLike-Marge Becomes a Robot5 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Homer was tired of Marge's constant nagging, every time he tried to do ANYTHING fun, she put a stop to it!"Still can't believe she made me drop outta that marble eating contest!" He grumbled.
After looking thru Bart's vintage and mylar sealed comics, he'd found an advertisement for 'Krusty's funtime denagger! Guarantied to stop your parents from nagging you constantly!' "Hmm...if it works on parents...maybe it'll work on WIVES!" Homer said excitedly! "Guess I don't need YOU all anymore!" he said, throwing the rest of Bart's comics into the fireplace.
-6-8 weeks later-
"BART! Something arrived from Krusty for you!" Marge shouted as she carried the box in. "Huh? I didn't order anything. How could I after dad burned all my comics!" "IT'S HERE!!!" Homer squealed as he rushed in, grabbed the box and headed back into his bedroom.
Homer ripped the box, pulling out a remote control and a small circular device with an antenna. "Huh.." Homer thought to himself
Simpsons MagicSimpsons Magic7 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
"C'mon Milhouse! I can't wait to try out my new Krusty brad wish granter!" Bart said as he and his friend Milhouse rushed up into his room, holding a small figure of Krusty the Clown with a jewel in it's hand. "So Bart, what are ya gonna wish for? Money? Power?" Milhouse asked. "Well first I think we need to test it! We don't want this to be like the Krusty invisibility cloak!" Bart said. "Yea. Who knew Comic Book Guy could throw so hard." Milhouse said, rubbing his head.
"Ok, for my first wish...um....something simple....I got it! I wish I had a new ball!" Bart said. "Why'd ya wish for that? Didn't you say your old one was on the roof?" Milhouse asked. "Yea, but dad tried to get it down with his BB gun." Bart explained. "HEY BART!" Lisa called from downstairs, "The pizza mom ordered came, and dad's beating up the delivery man to get it! if you want some, better hurry!"
As Bart and Milhouse ran downstairs, Marge walked into his bedroom, "Bart really needs t
The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX, Act 1The Simpsons Tree House of Horror XX (Act 1)2 years ago in Comedy More Like This
This is a fan fiction I wrote back in 2009.
SCENE: AUTOPSY ROOM. HOMER'S STANDING IN A WHITE LAB COAT ADDRESSING THE AUDIENCE.
Hello all you crazy fans in TV wonderland! As you can see, I'm standing in an autopsy room surrounded by dead bodies. To my left, Bart is helping me push the gurneys around to make room for the technical equipment that'll I'll have him haul in next.
CUT TO BART WHO'S REALLY PALE AND LOOKING EXTREMELY TIMID.
D-Dad...I wanna go home. This place is s-scaring me and I think the cooler in back just broke down...
You see? Taking children to the morgue is like taking them to summer camp, they want to go so much, but when they get there, they want to go home.
BART: (slightly shivering in fear)
But Dad, I didn't want to come here at ALL and why are we even here?
You see, Bart, Fox promised me a spin off where I play a coroner who has a sidekick named Mindy and we solve m
Tenn's Vengeance 1Tenn's Vengeance 16 years ago in Science Fiction More Like This
I don't own IZ. I do own Wyvern. And I like that.
The young irken male ducked, avoiding several lazers from both the SIR units and the Meekrob. He crawled amongst the debris, searching for his fallen friend. He soon came across his partner, and helped the injured girl to her feet. The two of them escaped their destroyed base through a hidden tunnel, arriving at their underground emergency bunker.
The girl pulled away, struggling to stand on her own. Her dress was ripped to pieces, deep gashes all over her torso and legs. She gazed at her friend, whose face had been cut up in the melee. She growled. "I swear...it's not over..."
She fell to the floor.
Wyvern sat on his cot, watching Tenn leap at another simulation. He was quite a rarity by irken terms. Most irkens had red eyes, some with brown, and a select few with purple. The rarest eye color among irkens were blue, and Wyvern's were a beautiful baby blue. The last known irken
Happy Halloween - TNBCHappy Halloween - TNBC8 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
As the sun sank down, two figures stood stock still in front of the opening to an underground tomb, the gateway from their world to what was referred to throughout the town as the Real World. Both one-thin splotches on the rising moon were extreme in height, the head of the smaller one coming to the shoulder of the other. The small one tugged at his ivory bat bow tie, not with nervousness but anticipation. It would be his first trip outside of Halloween Town.
Jack looked up to the other figure, an older skeleton who grinned back down at the young sixteen year old prince, his son. Jacks first trip to the Real World would reveal much of his ability to rule in his absence. His son would demonstrate stealth, grace, and an overall magnificent aptitude for terrifying. But the first trip also meant Jack would lose a part of his innocence. The first trip meant a prince would collect his first Halloween Town soul.
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 37 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Crush: Part 6The years passed. Stephanie, still living in LazyTown, sent letters to Sportacus. They kept in touch, sent a picture or two, but still haven't seen each other. Her uncle didn't want Sportacus around anymore, never wanting to see him again. But that didn't mean Robbie Rotten pervailed. Stephanie and Sportacus' arrival had chagned the habits of the once lazy citizens once and for all. More started to eat healthy, exercise, within two years, everyone was in some way active. The president even gave the mayor an award for being the most active town. But LazyTown still kept it's name.Crush: Part 64 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
Sportacus was overjoyed to find out that everyone was healthy. He wished he could see them all, but the threat of exile hung over his head.
Robbie Rotten, angry, had moved away. The last thing anyone had heard about him was that he was living in a private island in the Carribean, being as lazy as he liked and loving the peace and quiet.
Five years later a tradegy occurred: the mayor had died of a heartattack. T
In a starry night (OP Arlong X Reader)Here we stand. Alone in this starry night. You wanted this meeting because you wanted to tell me something. And now...In a starry night (OP Arlong X Reader)2 months ago in Romance More Like This
You look at me with your blue eyes without saying a word. Your eyes wandering about my body and i can feel that you are think about something. The nervousness is growing inside me. There is so much i want to say to you. I want to tell you all about my dreams, my feelings. I want to touch you and tell you how much i love you.
"Why you wanted to see me?" i asked nervously
"I want to tell you something." your eyes look directly into mine
"Okay. You have my full attention."
"I have never say something like that to anyone..."
"Arlong. Please, tell me. Don't let me longer wait."
You smile and come slowly closer to me. My heart beats faster. Now you stand right before me. With a smirk you take my hands and bend down to me. I can feel the heat on my face. And then you whisper into my ear
"You are so cute when you are shy and unsure."
My face getting red, more and more and i ca
MilhouseXLisa - High school 2MilhouseXLisa - High school 24 years ago in Drama More Like This
I have a picture of Milhouse. I hide it in m saxaphone when I'm not playing it. I actually got it before we started dating. It's times like these that make me take out that picture and study it. I try and see how he has changed and how I have. I sighed as I tucked the picture back into my saxaphone and got ready for school. The school bus came, as it always did in front of our house. I stepped on to the bus to still see Otto driving the bus. All these years, and he still drove the bus. Not a lot changed. Mom and Dad were the same. It seemed that me and Bart were the ones that ever changed. I sat alone on the bus for the first time in a while. I thought about how Bart had changed. Ever since 4th grade and he met Hayley he actually did his homework. He was still a little troublemaker, but at least he had another little trouble maker with him. I had no one know. I turned around and looked behind my seat to see Milhouse sitting alone, without me or Bart he had no one
For ArlongFor Arlong2 months ago in Free Verse More Like This
In my dreams
we are standing at a beach
i see into your eyes
your beautiful blue eyes
you take my hands in yours
and i feel how my heart beats
In my dreams
your smile lights up my world
and when you take me
in your embrace
i feel warm and safe
and soft shivers touching my skin
In my dreams
i hope this moment never ends
i want to stay by your side
until the end of all time
i would never let you go
if my dreams comes true
Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's DeathIt was 5 weeks after the events of Donkey Kong Country 3. Everyone was doing they're usual things. DK was lazing on the beach, Cranky was working on potions, Funky was building a new plane, Kiddy was taking an afternoon nap, and Diddy was off with Dixie...Again.Donkey Kong: Wrinkly's Death6 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
This was the 5th time they've been out, all the other kongs kept pointing out it was a date, but they didn't say it to Diddy or Dixie as they didn't want to offend them. They were walking through the forest comming back from the shop, buying a coconut milkshake. They were just talking of what they would do next, when a familiar voice cut them off. "Diddy! Dixie! Squawk! Thank coconuts I found you!", Squawks the parrot said flying towards them. "What is it?", Diddy asked. Squawks could hardly catch his breath. "It's an emergency! At Cranky's hut! Squawk!". "What? Did Cranky throw out his back again?", Diddy joked. "This is serious!", Squawks yelled. "It's Wrinkly Kong! She's dying! Squawk!". Diddy's tail shot up in suprise, due
Earring Clones “Bart, why do I keep letting you drag me into these things?” Milhouse asked in an exasperated tone as the two teenage boys crept along the hall towards the locker rooms. “Whenever I get into your crazy schemes, it never turns out well.”Earring Clones6 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
“That’s not true, Milhouse,” Bart replied in a whisper as he looked to make sure they were alone in the hall. They were technically supposed to be in math class at the moment, but Bart didn’t particularly care. It wasn’t as if attending would have made a difference, anyways. “There’ve been times where it worked out fine,” he continued.
“It never turns out well for ME, then,” Milhouse countered.
“Eh, you’ve got a point,” Bart admitted. “But c’mon, this’ll be hilarious!”
Milhouse sighed as he straightened his glas
Disney Hypnosis ideasHey I know Disney has had some times where a few characters have been hypnotized by a certain character so here are some ideas that I could probably put inDisney Hypnosis ideas8 months ago in Profiles More Like This
- Vanessa uses Ariel's voice to hypnotize Ariel
- Maestro Forte hypnotizes Belle with his Music
- The Silly Bimbettes make Belle be like them so that she could love Gaston
- Kaa hypnotizes both Mowgli, Shanti & Ranjan
- Lady Tremaine uses Fairy Godmother's wand to hypnotize Cinderella
- Jafar hypnotizes Jasmine with his staff
- Jane could be hypnotized to forget about her life in civilization and think she's always lived as a jungle girl
- Sofia and Amber could be hypnotized by Princess Ivy
- Elsa's Ice Powers make her Evil
- The apple makes Snow White into a spoiled, rotten Princess
- Swirly aka Experiment 383 could Hypnotize not just Lilo & Stitch but he could also hypnotize Nani
- Alice becomes Mad in Wonderland
- Wendy is hypnotized to stay in Neverland forever .... and remain as a child
- Hook turns Wendy into a
Simpsons Fantasy V - Part 1SIMPSONS FANTASY VSimpsons Fantasy V - Part 16 years ago in Fantasy More Like This
Inside the Simpsons House, LISA and MAGGIE are talking in LISA's Bedroom.
LISA: Damn it! I dont know what to show tommorow for Show and Tell!
MAGGIE: You still cant decide? I decided ages ago!
LISA: Oh yeah? What did you decide to take to school then?
MAGGIE: My sword. What else?
LISA: Principal Skinner would never allow that in the building!
MAGGIE: Lis, remember, I dont exactly carry it around all the time you know. I can summon it out of nothing.
LISA: Yeah, but that only works in Battle Mode.
MAGGIE: Thats the thing. I'd need your help for me to summon it.
LISA: In otherwords, you want me to go into battle with you using the Sisterhood?
MAGGIE: Pretty much, yeah.
LISA: Alright. It'll get me out of finding something to show.
MAGGIE: See. It works out for both of us.
The following day, BART, LISA and MAGGIE board the School Bus. BART notices that LISA nor MAGGIE have an item for Show and Tell.
BART: Say, werent you two supposed to have show and tell today?
The Fantastic Five, chapter 1Chapter 1: The Mysterious AttackersThe Fantastic Five, chapter 14 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Hi. You can call me Lisa Simpson. Or Clobber Girl. That's my superhero name. I've done many things in my life: travelled in many different countries, performed magic tricks, been close to being killed, written cartoons, but they're nothing, nothing compared to the life of a superhero with awesome super strength that allows me to pick up and toss cars like toys, lift houses, break through walls like they were wet cardboard, and beat the hell out of evil bank robbers twice of my size.
And believe me, being a superhero you get a lot of attention, even though as myself, I'm still the abonded little girl with a straight line of A pluses from almost every subject. The best thing about this thing is that I'm not doing this alone. I also have my whole family in it: my brother Bart (Stretch Dude), my baby sister Maggie (Bouncing Battle Baby), my dad (The Pie Man), and my mom (The Entangler) are doing this as well. Bart, I, and Maggie are ofte
The Affair of Loki and DarcyDarcy woke up in the middle of the night and decided that what she really, really, really wanted was cocoa. Or grilled salmon. But mostly cocoa. She had awesome cocoa, dark chocolate cocoa, with bio brown sugar to keep her guilt down; whereas she didn't have salmon. So cocoa it was.The Affair of Loki and Darcy3 years ago in Humor More Like This
When she walked into her open living room-slash-kitchen, she saw a shape from the corner of her eye. She turned, saw it was a man, screamed like a little girl and jumped up in the air cartoon-fashion. Then her senses came back to her, she landed back on her legs, took in a breath to say something the lines of 'oh, it's you, gods, you've scared me', noticed who the man was and did the jumping and high-pitched screaming all over again.
"Loki!" she squeaked as she landed. "LOKI!"
Loki was watching her with some interest. "Is this a ritual?" he asked.
"You're LOKI ODINSON!" she cried, again.
"Ah. I see." He put his hands behind his back and bounced lightly twice, saying "oh" on each jump. Then he stopp