Dangers Of Deliveries Part 1The Planet Express crew sat casually in the lounge watching the news, awaiting their next delivery. Leela was always ready for their missions right away, with her keys kept in her pocket and her wrist device ready to take directional orders. Fry and Bender on the other hand were more than happy to wait if they had to; after all, a new episode of All My Circuits was going to be on. Professor Farnsworth slowly shuffled his way into the room. Upon hearing the doors slide open, Leela sat up attentively, while Bender and Fry sank deeper into the sofa, as if already being bored with whatever they would have to do...Dangers Of Deliveries Part 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
And sure enough, the Professor smiled at the three, and spouted with an eager voice, "Good news, everyone!" Oh, how they've all heard that before.... and seldom was it ever anything that could be defined as good. The Professor continued, "We've got another delivery to make! You'll be in charge of delivering these bricks of antibiotics to the wounded Crocodilious soldiers o
Bump in the night - Part 1Bump in the night - Part 16 years ago in Fan Fiction More Like This
FUTURAMA: BUMP IN THE NIGHT
CAPTION: [in alienese] NERDLINGERS UNITE!
An eerie light was set upon the street of New New York; Halloween drew near. Priests filled the streets shouting something about repentance, or maybe it was re-pent ants. Sales in garlic and wooden stakes increased as well as sabotage to ladders and inside umbrellas. But people still flocked to get pumpkins, real, plastic and illegally produced. Excitement built in the average family, the prospect of sweet gifts and a chance to pull a prank without worry of any dangerous holiday mascots such as Robot Santa Claus or the Zombie Easter Bunny.
Though no one could have been as exited as Professor Farnsworth; he had been growing pumpkins with a growth enhancement and was about to make a breakthrough in pumpkin technology. What disappointed him though, was the fact that nobody cared.
Im sick of pumpkins! Fry whined to the professor. Cant you use something like peaches or hamsters or suga
Jessica's NightJessica's NightJessica's Night3 years ago in Flash Fiction & Vignettes More Like This
Author's note: This story is something I did I did one night. It's kind of like Romeo and Juliet although only Bart gets the pain in the end! This is also rated PG 13, as it contains small sex references.
Bart had missed the bus once again. He slowly dragged his feet along the sidewalk, with his heavy bag over his shoulder. It was all Nelson's fault that he missed the bus. Nelson had shoved him into his locker during lunch, and he just escaped just as the bus took off.
Bart still continued to walk down the street. He was nearly at home, but he soon came to Jessica Lovejoy's house. Jessica was out the front kicking a ball, and it hit Bart right in the face.
"Ow!" Yelled Bart. The ball bounced onto the ground, and rolled back to Jessica.
"Oh, Bart!" Jessica smiled, "What brings you here?"
"I'm just walking home, because NELSON made me miss the bus."
Jessica walked over to Bart, and held his hand.
"Would it be okay if you came inside? My parents aren't home, and..."
The Simpsons Theme Tune LyricsThe Simpsons Theme Tune Lyrics3 years ago in Comedy More Like This
HO-MER SIMP-SON / MARGE SIMP-SON / LI-SA / MA-GGIE / BART
SAN-TAS LI-TTLE HEL-PER
LE-NNY / CARL / SMI-THERS / M-R BURNS
KENT BROCK-MAN / BUMBLE-BEE MAN / KRUS-TY / SIDE-SHOW MEL
CO-MIC BOOK GUY
DIS-CO STU / PRO-FE-SSOR FRINK
MOE / MAYOR QUIM-BY
WI-GGUM / WI-LLIE
TE-RRI / SHE-RRI
SEY-MOUR / ED-NA K / SU-PER IN-TEN-DENT CHAL-MERS
U-TER / BLIN-KY THE FISH / JEB-E-DI-AH SPRING-FIELD / FAT TO-NY / SNAKE / GILL
A-PU / MAN-JU-LA / MISS HOO-VER
NEL-SON / MAR-TIN / O-TTO / JIM-BO / RALPH / DOLPH / KEAR-NEY
PA-TTY / SEL-MA
HER-MAN / MOLE-MAN / THE SEA CAP-TAIN
SIDE-SHOW BOB TER-WILL-I-GER AND REV-ER-END TIM LOVE-JOY
DOC-TOR HI-BBERT / DOC-TOR NICK
SLACK JAWED CLE-TUS
NED / ROD AND TODD FLAN-DERS
RA-DI-O AC-TIVE MAN / IT-CHY / SCRAT-CHY / POO-CHIE
TROY MC-CLURE / JAS-PER / KANG AND KODOS
Hasta el mas inocente sufre...Hasta el mas inocente sufre...1 year ago in General Fiction More Like This
Alguna vez has pensado... ¿porque te ha tocado una vida así? Si eres tan bueno con todos... ¿porque me pasa todo este mal? ¿Porque estuve destinado a que todo fuera así?...
Yo me he preguntado todo eso cada uno de mis días desde el accidente... desde que perdí lo único que me quedaba en la vida... desde que mi vida dio un giro drástico.
¿Creo que los estoy confundiendo un poco, no? Les contare la historia desde un principio... desde cuando dos personas, una llamada Mackenzie y uno llamado Ty se conocieron: mis padres.
Ambos se conocieron en una convocatoria de música, mi papa era un gran músico, lo cual cautivo al corazón de mi mama. Se conocieron mas... empezaron amigos y terminaron siendo novios. Tuvieron un romance largo y duradero...
Hasta que Best Year Ever llego
Mi mama se encargaba de su disquera y gracias a ellos despidieron a papa... ahí fue donde inicio la venganza hacia
YourFavoriteMartian: Behind The PictureYourFavoriteMartian: Behind The Picture2 years ago in Drama More Like This
The Story Behind the Picture
~ Benatar ~
The next few minutes were just horrifying. I'm not sure if I am falling to my death or I am still falling for that matter. But I think I am starting to see a light beneath me. A dim, eerie green-blue light. The next thing I know, it starts to grow and I feel myself slam against something cold and hard. I prop myself up and feel a gritty texture beneath me. I guessed it must be a stone floor and I hauled myself to my feet. Its a wonder I survived a fall like that. Now to see what this green light is....
~ Axel ~
I have no idea how long I've been searching nor how far I've gone from the house. The rain is just pounding against my skin and I am soaked from head to toe. If we don't find Benatar and I catch a cold, there will be hell to pay.
~ Benatar ~
The green light seems to be coming from this large room. On the sides of it are two short stone walls with three braziers lined up on each side. Behind them i
Future Meets the Past Chapt. 1Mordecai and Rigby were washing the golf carts, which was part of their every day jobs. As always, Rigby was the first to get bored.Future Meets the Past Chapt. 13 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Mordecaaaai," Rigby whined. "Can we go behind that bush and make out now?"
"No, dude," Mordecai replied. "We need to do this before Benson comes back. He'll be pissed if we don't finish this."
"Ugh," Rigby groaned, as he put his rag into the bucket of water and walked over to Mordecai. "Benson's always pissed at us. Besides, you don't want to leave your husband unsatisfied, would you?"
As he said this, he was rubbing Mordecai's stomach sensually, which he knew Mordecai liked. Mordecai sighed, enjoying the rub.
"Ok, fine," he said, knowing that he couldn't resist. Mordecai put his rag down, grabbed Rigby's paw, and they ran over to a bush near the house. Mordecai sat down on the grass and had Rigby sit in his lap. They began to kiss each other. The racoon had wrapped his tail around Mordecai, and the bluejay had wrapped his wings around Rigby. They were k
Mordecai and your familyMordecai and your family2 years ago in Free Verse More Like This
It was the day to bring the family to the park, everyone looked forward to their families, Rigby waited for his brother Don, his father Pops Maellard, Benson to his sister and father, Skips on vacation (Why? Not XD) and Five Muscle Man and Ghost in the house of his mother above NOT Muscle Man (NO MORE LIE XD). But something was wrong, where is Mordecai?.
If you are very sensitive to the sad, you better not follow reading, if not,! A MOURN away! : Iconcryforeverplz:. I would also say that this is not Morby, Mordaret, Mordeson, Rigleen and other romances. It is just a Fan-fic sad and believe that short, I'd also like to criticize as it is my first Fan-fic: iconlaplz: I'm so excited. Hope you like.
After all the families came to the house in the middle of the park, Rigby realized long after his "brother brother" had not seen him all day, so I look in your room, but he was not there only saw a blue jay feather characteristic of the close of the open window also was n
Future Meets the Past Chapt. 3---1 hour and 30 minutes later---Future Meets the Past Chapt. 33 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Mordecai and Rigby walked out of their room, a satisfied expression on their faces. They walked over to Madeline and Reggie, and tapped them on their shoulders.
"So, you guys are finally done," Madeline said, as she and Reggie put their game away, and took off their headphones.
"We need to ask you a question," Mordecai said.
"Yeah," Rigby agreed.
"Ok," Reggie said. Mordecai and Rigby were about to walk back to their room, but their kids stopped them.
"Hold up," Madeline said. "We're not going in there. It probably smells like sex in there."
"What do you know about sex?" Rigby asked.
"Not much," she replied. "But I know it smells afterwards."
Reggie and Madeline walked down the steps, with Mordecai and Rigby following behind them. The four walked into the kitchen, and they sat at the table.
"So," Mordecai said. "How did you guys get here?"
"Well," Reggie began, "We had stole-I mean found- a red keyboard in the park. We thought it looked cool, and we cal
Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 12Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 129 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ah… todo se torna mucho mejor al día siguiente.
Bueno, en cierto modo. Mama se puso histérica al verme en tal estado cuando regreso a casa, ya se imaginaran la cantidad de preguntas que me hizo y el hecho de que me llevo al hospital casi a las fuerzas.
Aun así, es mi madre y… sabiendo que ahora ella sola cuida de un hijo una hijita… es razón para preocuparse así. Digo, si yo fuera así, viudo… protegería a mis hijos con toda mi vida y los ayudaría lo posible para olvidar el dolor de la perdida pero no a su madre, ¿me explico, no?
En fin. Me revisaron y toda la cosa, el doctor me dio un pequeño tratamiento para mejorarme de mi pie lo mas rápido posible… lo único incomodo es que tendré que usar muletas por una semana ¬¬
Ya que, así es la vida.
Pero… igual… nadie se preocupa por mí. Parece a veces que soy completamente invisibl
Future Meets The Past Chapt. 4Mordecai and Rigby weren't sure about how to help Madeline and Reggie, but they knew someone who could: their friend Skips. The four went over to the garage, where Skips was working. The yeti wasn't paying attention to them, until Rigby called out his name. Skips turned around and looked at them.Future Meets The Past Chapt. 43 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
"Hey Mordecai, Rigby," Skips said. "And hello to you too, Madeline and Reggie."
Madeline and Reggie were in shock.
"How did you know our names?" they asked in unison.
"I know everything," Skips replied. "I'm guessing you guys need help getting back."
"Yeah," Madeline said. "Can you help us?"
"Sure," the yeti said. "Now, in order for you guys to get back, you need to meet with Father Time. Mordecai, you met him, right?"
"Yeah," Mordecai replied. "But the only reason I met him was because I microwaved a bunch of clocks. Wouldn't that kill us if we try it again? I mean, Rigby died the first time I met him."
Rigby didn't say anything until the words Mordecai said seeped into his head.
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo IIEl Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II2 years ago in Romance More Like This
Otra vez sin poder dormir, pero si con ánimos de escribir!! Así que seguiré con la segunda parte de mi fanfic lleno de acción, sangre y morby... SI MORBY!! Así que si no te gusta, LARGO! :3 , Si no sabes de qué se trata sigue leyendo...
Este fanfic es morby (Mordecai X Rigby) donde podrán leer escenas sucias y pervertidas (No exactamente en esta parte ) del oscuro genero llamado yaoi (Muajajaj), Dejo este mensaje acá para que no tengan que sacarle humo a su scroll intentando llegar a la descripción ;D
Ahora sin mas preámbulos...
El Viaje a la muerte - Capitulo II Perdidos en la niebla
-- Síganme chicos. Skips toma un trozo de metal que estaba cerca de las pesas en su taller y se lo amarra a su brazo como un escudo, sin soltar su pistola en la otra mano
-- Vamos a salir!!? Pregunta Rigby algo asustado...
-- Si, tenemos que llegar hasta la tienda donde compraste el video maldito, así que no sueltes el arma que te entregue... como tu corres en cuatro patas amárrate esto en
Ricardio the Heart GuyRicardio the Heart Guy2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
When Finn arrived at school, he saw a new student. He looked just like Simon, but his hair was combed neatly and he was wearing a maroon button up shirt, black jeans, and dark red sneakers.
Finn didn't get what was going on, so he waited until lunch to talk to Simon about the new guy.
"So you saw a new student who looked just like me?" Simon asked, making sure he understood what Finn said.
"Yeah," Finn said. "Do you know him?"
"Depends," Simon said with a shrugged. "Did he have the same body type and facial features or was he wearing the same outfit?"
"The first one," Finn recalled.
That's when the new student approached the two and sat next to Simon. "Hello Simon," the boy said, speaking in a British accent. "How are you doing today? I didn't have the chance to see you after a long time because we are not in the same classes as I previously thought."
"That's the guy I saw," Finn told Simon.
"Oh, him?" Simon asked. "He's my siamese twin brother. His name's Ricardo. He came here after o
Taking Care of Perry"Watcha doin', Daddy?"Taking Care of Perry3 years ago in General Fiction More Like This
Perry opened an eye at the sound of a little girl's voice. He would have grimaced and groaned, but the pain he still felt from his accident a week and a half ago was still quite present. He had not been able to use his back legs since his misadventure in the construction zone. His tail still ached from the bruises and cuts it had acquired as well. The worst of injuries had been stitched up by his vet, but unfortunately, considering he had some on his head as well, Perry had been forced to wear a cone on his head for the next month or two. Because of this, his daily routine of secret agent had been postponed. He would have said that it would be considered a vacation from his job, if not for one little, young and incredibly annoying detail:
Marie Flynn. Keeping in account Perry's age and how much his patience with human children had grown thin, he had a very unusual relationship with his owner's daughter. He cared very much for her well-being, yet could not stand h
Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 1-¡Vamos, preséntate querida! -Tamario - Pre-parade Capitulo 111 months ago in General Fiction More Like This
Ella no mostraba otro signo de emoción, solo se quedaba parada… tomo con una de sus manos su copete y cubrió la mitad de su cara mientras sus labios se movían temerosamente: -J-Jame Fletcher…-
-bueno, bienvenida y esperemos que esta escuela sea de tu agrado, ahora… veamos…- el maestro buscaba con sus ojos algún mesabanco desocupado. No se porque, pero ROGUE que no notara que uno de los mesabancos vacíos se encuentra justo DETRÁS de MI: -¡oh, ahí un asiento detrás del muchacho Mario Flynn!-
YFM FanFic Chapter 2: Hey, you look familiar!I gasped in horror at the sight. There were four coffees that were in the carrier he was holding, which were now all over us.YFM FanFic Chapter 2: Hey, you look familiar!2 years ago in Settings More Like This
"Oh my god.." I felt so bad. I really wasn't paying attention. "I am so sorry! I should've watched where I was going.."
He flipped his blonde hair, which now had coffee in it, along with mine. His blue suit he was wearing was soaked. Most of the coffee had spilled on him, leaving little on me. There was minimal coffee stains on my sweatshirt and shorts, compared to him. My hair was covered though. Probably because I'm so short.
"Don't be sorry, you're fine. It was an accident, after all." he shrugged his shoulders and slightly smiled. I noticed that he had a fairly heavy British accent.
His reaction was extremely calm. I figured he'd freak out on me like anyone else would.
It hit me just then. I had come in tact with a guy. Ever since Laur
Goten's Questions"Trunks, um, can I ask you a question?" asked Goten.Goten's Questions8 years ago in Humor More Like This
"Sure Goten, what is it?" replied Trunks.
"Well, um, have you ever…." began a hesitant Goten.
"Ever what? C'mon Goten, spill it out," urged Trunks, losing his patience.
"Well have you ever seen a girl naked?" Goten let the words escape his lips and he instantly wished he hadn't. His countenance looked as though someone had tried to dye his cheeks red, and succeeded.
"No, I haven't… why?" lied Trunks. He was just as embarrassed by the question as Goten was. However, along with this embarrassment Trunks felt shocked and puzzled.
"Well, the other day I went into my mommy's room and I accidentally walked in on her naked…and…"
"Well, we didn't look the same."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, she doesn't have something that I do, and it got me thinking, maybe one of us is sick." Goten suddenly started talking faster and his voice revealed worry.
Trunks understood what he was talking about, but he didn't know how to explain it in a wa
Clobber girl vs Drake part 3Clobber girl got to the foot of the mountain and started to climb it. It took about 20 minutes before she saw a hidden base located inside a cave. Clobber girl went in. She sneaked down a corridor and suddenly heard Drakes voice. Finally! he said standing in front of a big machine The signal is being sent out and soon everyone will be under my control Not if I can help it! Clobber girl said and walked towards him. Ahh! Clobber girl. Somehow Im not surprised that youre safe. I guess Im going to have to tie you up again. Boundus! Drake shouted and a big blue robot came into the room. This is my latest invention. Tie her up! he said and the robot attacked Clobber girl. It threw some rope at her but Clobber girl ducked and came running towards it. She punched it but got no result. Aoow! That hurts without powers she said. The robot then grabbed her ankles and mummified her from neck tClobber girl vs Drake part 36 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Clobber girl vs Drake part 2Lisa was up in her room reading a book when she heard a sound. YOU GOT MAIL! A voice said. She went over to her computer and saw the mail. It was a video link. Lisa clicked the link and saw a man. He was green in the face and had some sort of red costume on him with a large D on it. Hello Lisa, the man said or should I call you Clobber girl? Lisa got scared. How does he now my true identity? she fought. My name is Drake and I have got a little surprise for you. The man said and moved away from the camera. And behind him Allison sat. She was sitting on a chair with her hands behind her back. She had pink duct tape wrapped around her ankles, waist and upper body. She also had a big piece of pink duct tape on her mouth. Mmmmfghphh! Allison screamed as she tried to get loose. Isnt she cute like that? Drake said smiling into the camera. Listen Clobber girl: meat me at Springfield Squid port warehClobber girl vs Drake part 26 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Back to SchoolBack to School 1 year ago in Settings More Like This
It was a beautiful warm exciting day, the birds chirping and singing as the sun light illuminated their fragile nests. Nature was coming to life after the pitch dark freezing night. The sun shone through the window of a house making a bright warming wakening, Twilight extended her arms like the early bird’s wings from her deep peaceful sleep and after rising out of her comfortable bed with her tired eyes glancing at the clock she felt around for her neatly folded uniform that was placed at the end of her bed. She reached for her clothes to get changed for school almost tumbling a few times, fixing her silky blue tie and then brushing her long brown shiny hair and cleaning her teeth. Trudging her way down the stairs to the busy kitchen, The smell of jam and toast flowing inside her nostrils caused her stomach to growl with hunger, her eyes scanned the kitchen to look for the food then her eyes stopped at the plate with jam flavored toast, the jam spreading
Treehouse Of Horror: OuttakesSIMPSONS TREEHOUSE OF HORROR: OUTTAKESTreehouse Of Horror: Outtakes4 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
TREEHOUSE OF HORROR I
Bart and Lisa are arguing, after Bart comments that her Halloween story is not scary. Then, in the middle of the fighting, Lisa accidentally drops the flashlight, which breaks and spills out a pair of batteries. They stop and look at it, before looking at each other and laughing, while the cast and crew laugh with them in the background.
LISA: (putting the batteries back in) "Heh-heh, sorry 'bout that."
HOMER: (explaining about the haunted house) "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a upper-trixer!" (Silence)
LISA: (laughing) "That's 'fixer-upper'!"
They all laugh at that mistake.
HOMER: "It's only natural there be SOME things wrong with an old house like this. It's a fupper-ixer...no, a tixer-rupper...wait, it's--(Puts his palm on his forehead and chuckles) "Forget it..."
DIRECTOR: "Just try again, Homer. It's only one line."
HOMER: "But I messed it all up!"
The PhotoName: The photo.The Photo2 years ago in Short Stories More Like This
Parring: Axel x Benatar.
Axel knocked on the door of Benatar's room. He opened the door and saw
that it was Axel who stood there. "Yes?" he said, trying not to look too
"Got a minute?" Axel asked. Benatar nodded and stepped back so he
could enter the room.
Axel went in and stood in the middle of the room. A little dim and stuffy.
Like his own room.
Benatar went over to his dresser and put something down in the top
drawer, and then sat down on his bed. "What do you wanna talk about?"
Axel turned his head a little bit and watched Benatar through his long
"Actually, I wanted to ask you something."
Benatar's one eyebrow, that one which was covered by his hair, lifted itself
up a little before he replied: "Go ahead."
"What do you think about Puff's new song?" he asked Benatar.
"Huh? I think it's okay. But I don't know ..." he replied, twining his fingers
together in his lap. Axel went to Benatar and sit beside him. Either
fantasized Benatar or else