The Girls' StaircaseA/N: Here be cross-dressing boys!The Girls' Staircase1 year ago in Humor More Like This
“What do you think they do up there?”
Remus gladly looked up from his Potions essay – horrible subject in his opinion – to find his three friends staring at the door that led to the staircase up to the girls’ dormitory. The four of them had quickly learned how the staircase worked their first year at Hogwarts. And for the past three years they’ve always wondered what the girls did since they had better security than the boys.
“Probably gossip,” Peter muttered just loud enough for his friends to hear him.
Sirius rolled his eyes and turned in his seat so his back was to the door. “Pete, that’s what they do in the common room,” he said condescendingly. “And most of the time they don’t even whisper what they’re saying. No, I think they do something worse in their dorms.”
“Like what?” Remus finally asked even though he knew
Favourite QuotesQuotesFavourite Quotes4 years ago in Sketches More Like This
“Angel or not, I will stab you in your face.” - Dean
*after knocking to guys out, one with a remote control to the head*
“I’m Batman.” - Dean
*sarcastically, while duck taped to a chair*
“Yeah, you’re Batman.” - Sam
Dean: (holding plastic heart) Be my Valentine?
Sam: Dude, we're working. Put it back.
Dean: Have a heart!
Castiel: This is their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.
Dean: You gave yourself your own nickname? You can’t do that.
Digger: Who died and made you Queen?
Zachariah: Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
Ash: See, you got to stop thinking of Heaven as one place. It's more like a buttload of places. All crammed together. Like Disneyland. Except without all the anti-Semitism.